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Find yourself someone
special today at 6 pm.

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Enjoy yummy food, drinks
and sexy salsa.

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After all, all it takes

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'Two to Tango.'

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Okay fuck off.
Thanks Saurabh.

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I will see you in the evening?

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-Thank you.
-Thank you dude.

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She made me dance so much.
I have never done this in my life.

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-Bagga bro.
-Yes bro. Coming.

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-Naira?
-Yes?

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-Let's rehearse again.
-You want to dance with me?

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By the way, Deepu.

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Deepika!

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Good work saving Anshul
Chaddha from catfishing.

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I mean, that whole
thing translated really well

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into the 'Two to Tango'
app for you.

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-I gave her the idea.
-Really?

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I was the one who told her to make
an app for widows,

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divorced people and
senior single citizens.

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-Really?
-I mean there is no age for love.

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And fun.

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Yeah. Give me. Let me give
you some fun and love.

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Come here. Let me say
thank you to you. Come, come.

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-I don't mind.
-Guys, guys, guys. Stop.

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Stop and listen to me.

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Guys this is a great idea because

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people can only use it
through recommendation.

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So uncles and aunties won't be
afraid to use it, it will be safe!

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Yes, and I also like the
mixie idea.

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These old people will
meet each other

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they will have a mixie and
it will be intimidation.

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It's called an 'Intimate mixer.'

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-Intimate mixer.
-Forget it dude.

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Why are you guys peeking over my
shoulder? It's my rental agreement.

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Once I sign it and send it.
They will sign it and send it back.

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Then I can put up my board.

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-Do you think I am kidding?
-No man, please show me.

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Take a look. Look at this.
I have printed the cards already!

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-That's amazing.
-I know.

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By tonight,

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we will both be businessmen.

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I love momos!

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Yeah, but you know what?

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What I think is...
in my opinion.

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Don't you think it's better
to have a job?

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Because it's a lot less riskier
than starting your own business.

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There is nothing better
than a job, Naira!

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Really? What do you get at a job?

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Peanuts.

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Business has the gulab jamuns
and ladoos.

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We are not opening a sweet shop.

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-Stupid man.
-Anyway,

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I am never going to work
under anyone.

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We should always
have a positive attitude.

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Correct! We will be going on
staycations and what will you do?

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Sit at work 24 hours like watchmen?

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Naira, if I wasn't in
top-most level love with you.

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Then I would have told
you how stupid you're being.

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These guys are so naive.

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I am never going to hire such
unprofessional lazy fuckers like--

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You? Hire us?

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How about you start
your business first.

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-I bet you don't even know.
-Oh yeah.

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The college placements have begun.

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Well anyway, we will
have a job by evening

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and you guys will be selling
snacks or whatever out here.

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We will get jobs on
our own qualifications.

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We are not starting a business
with out father's money.

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I will do it with my father's money!
Just because you don't have it...

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-Calm down. Wait a second.
-Somebody shut her up.

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Are you crazy?
Don't argue with them.

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You hold your event
at 6 in the evening.

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And I will get the papers to
my shop signed.

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And by the evening we
will spit on them.

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-How?
-Ah-thoo.

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-Give me one more.
-Ah-thoo.

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If we don't dry up your spit by
evening you can change our names.

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We totally will!

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-Challenge.
-Challenge bro.

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-Expected.
-Accepted.

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Make 20,000 rupees from the
comfort of your home.

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-Nobody will give you even 20 rupees.
-I get petrol for that much every month.

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Baby?

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Are you done updating your CV?

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I am working on it.

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I have e-mailed my CV to you.

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Really? Can I take a look?

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Here.

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-Thank you.
-Printout.

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Pay attention to the
format, okay?

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-Yes, of course.
-And listen.

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I am going to be doing NGO voluntary
work the whole day tomorrow.

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You know how much
I love playing with

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and teaching young kids right?

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-I know.
-Don't make any other plans.

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I won't.

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-Bye Naira sis.
-Bye.

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"Top 10 Indian B schools."

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What are you learning?

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I got a pop-up ad and I
accidentally clicked it

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so I started reading it.

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It's a survey.

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What the fuck?

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Naira, is that your two page CV?

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Yes.

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But mine is a single page.

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Go and get a
printout of your CV.

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Kavita is not my relative.

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What the fuck again?

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DP has a three page CV.

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She is a charmer.

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Deepu listen to me.

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-Deepu?
-Say my name properly Bagga!

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-Deepu.
-Properly!

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-Deepika.
-And walk!

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Listen, don't worry
about what Naira said.

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Dad's make money
so that we can spend it.

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Besides, you are investing in
your business, not spending it.

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Who is calling me?

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Hello?

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Yes?

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What do you mean we didn't
get the location?

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Why are you so worried man?

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There a lot of girls colleges
in South Ex.

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But remember, it should
be a posh location.

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Because a posh location will
bring girls, girls will bring boys,

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if there are boys that will bring
more girls. It will be so much fun!

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Where did she go?

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What are you thinking about?

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I am just wondering

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which one of us
Deepika will choose.

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But could we...

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remain friends after that?

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Of course.

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To be honest...

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it will be a bit awkward.

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No dude,

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we can still hang out in
group settings.

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Even though we won't
be close friends like

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we are now.

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But we had some
fun times didn't we?

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You dog.

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Ow!

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You know,

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I never had a best friend.

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I think you're my best friend.

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I think you're my
best friend too.

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Please don't tell DP that.

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Yes. No worries.

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Hi!

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-Hi.
-Hey.

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What are you guys talking about?

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Nothing, we were just
waiting for you.

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Really?

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Today is a big day
for both of you isn't it?

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Deepu ma'am will finally decide
who she will be BF-GF

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or GF-GF with.

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Whichever one of you gets
their heart broken

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will get a break-up
care package from me.

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-Thanks.
-Thanks.

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Thanks DP, that's very
sweet of you.

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Yeah.

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You don't need to thank me.

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After all, we are best friends!

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-Yeah. Yeah.
-Of course.

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-Of course.
-Of course. Of course.

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Best friends.

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You. Wannabe Anjali.

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Who is she?

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Kavita Kalra.

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She is coming to the
college today for the recruitment.

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She is the most successful
alumni from our college.

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And keeps investing
in start-ups.

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Moreover, she is very rich.

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-She is a businesswoman?
-Yep.

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See? I told you.

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Businessmen are the only
ones who are rich.

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Maybe I should talk to her too.

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Maybe I can make my
company a mermaid too.

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-It's Unicorn company.
-Are you a junior?

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-Yes.
-Then why are you interrupting me?

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I am going home to get
a pitch deck.

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And I will make sure this woman
Kavita Kalra invests in my business.

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She is gonna swallow
Kavita Kalra whole.

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-You're a junior, right?
-Yes.

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Then why are you
giving me high-fives?

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Watch yourself.

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Deepika.

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So, what did you decide?

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About what?

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30 days are over so...

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which one of us will you date?

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I will date both of you.
At the same time. Together.

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We. You. Me. Her.

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Throuple. We are
going to be a throuple.

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So hot, right?

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You got spine?

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Let me know.

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Throuple?

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Oh... Okay.

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Thanks.

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They sent your lunch directly
to your house.

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Naira.

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How will you punish my assistant
for this incompetence?

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I will fire her.

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She is my niece.

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I would like to think of
myself as a team player.

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I will help her.
I will gift her a planner.

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I will teach her the ways.

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So many courses?

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Science of Well-being course?

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So basically, it's a combination
of yoga and some meditation

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and I feel that it really helps me
take the pressure off.

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-So you also did Vipassana?
-Oh no, no, no ma'am.

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Who is going to go there and
work so hard for 10 days--

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I mean, I am all for hard work

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but managing your
time is just as important.

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I learnt all of this online.

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And this app development course?

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-Yes ma'am.
-What coding language do you use?

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00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:11,520
Language? Oh no. You don't
need a language these days.

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There are formats available,
just input the data and boom.

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Would you hire Naira?

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Nobody should ever hire her.

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What the fuck?

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I thought you were always
calm under pressure Naira.

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Excuse me, are all of these
certificates yours?

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These? You can get a bunch
for 500 rupees outside.

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I photocopied all of them.

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I thought so.

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Do you want a set?

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I am good.

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Okay.

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Is Naira practicing
Vipassana in there?

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Ma'am I assure you,
I am a very quick learner.

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00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:04,360
But I would just ask you to
give me this job.

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Give me this chance and I will
not dissapoint you.

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Naira, I think you're a
jack-of-all-trades but master of none.

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Thank you.

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Ma'am your lunch.

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00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:34,640
Ma'am you asked me how
I managed to do all of this.

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That's because I multi-task.

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Alright Naira.

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Our HR will mail you the job offer.

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Congratulations.

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Bitch.

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I am so sorry.

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I see.

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Yeah?

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What?

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00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:00,560
We lost all three locations?

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00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:03,640
Okay.

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00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,320
It's fine, try to get it
near another girl's college.

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00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,120
There is South Ex and GK.
Anywhere is fine.

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00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,840
I just want the
papers signed today.

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00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:15,520
Yes, that's right.

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I have promised someone. Bye then.

258
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,280
Oh wait hold on.

259
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,640
-Hello?
-<i>Bagga listen to me.</i>

260
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:24,880
<i>There is horrible traffic and I
am stuck on Ring Road.</i>

261
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,680
<i>I found out that Kavita Kalra
is leaving soon.</i>

262
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,800
<i>You need to stop her.
Will you do it?</i>

263
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,000
<i>Will you do it or not?
God damn it, don't irritate me.</i>

264
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,160
<i>Will you do it or not?</i>

265
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:35,240
<i>Talk to me! Say it God damn it!
Will you do it or not?</i>

266
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:38,360
-Yes, yes I will.
-<i>Then do it. Don't irritate me.</i>

267
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,760
<i>Now! I am coming.</i>

268
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:41,520
Crazy woman.

269
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,600
You are the only canditate with
a three page long CV.

270
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,600
But there is something
wrong with your CV.

271
00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:00,000
Nowadays, people
only use one page CVs.

272
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,720
Just fit it in one page.

273
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,200
I will make the change.

274
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:06,720
Later.

275
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:14,320
Tell me more about your
voluntary work at the NGO.

276
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,040
I go there every weekend.

277
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,800
I donate both my time
and my savings.

278
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,200
In short, I love kids.

279
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,840
I am impressed Karan.

280
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,560
I would like to offer you a job.

281
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:29,560
Good work.

282
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,200
Yeah.

283
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,600
You are an interesting man.

284
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,880
Are you an imbecile Karan?

285
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,440
Yes or no?

286
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:50,680
Yes.

287
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,280
I asked you in French,

288
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,640
which your CV says
you can speak very well,

289
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,360
are you stupid?

290
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,160
Yes or no?

291
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,520
And you said yes.

292
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:08,520
AllrounderDhatrapriya@expressmail.com?

293
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,720
Good to meet you miss
all-rounder Dhatrapriya.

294
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,360
God, these placements man.

295
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,280
-So stressful.
-Seriously.

296
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,200
What is your scene bro?

297
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,520
I won't be taking part in
college placements next year.

298
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,520
But don't you think placement
is a nice back-up plan?

299
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:31,520
It can be.

300
00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,960
What is a back-up?

301
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:37,360
Do you know, when I am very hungry
and the food is delayed

302
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,400
I never order soup starters.

303
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:43,000
I wait so that I can
concentrate on the Biryani.

304
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,640
-Hi Karan sir.
-Hi Karan sir.

305
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,560
My Biryani. Bye.

306
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:56,960
Means, employee of the year?

307
00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,440
How was it?

308
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,520
Hello ma'am.

309
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,840
Interviews are over.

310
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,880
Ma'am but the
candidate is right here.

311
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:23,360
-Myself Bagga.
-Please leave.

312
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,080
Forget about that ma'am. Tell me
which idiot ordered this?

313
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,640
The Imperial Chinese Cafe guy
is a thief.

314
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,720
He hired a guy from a stall
in Ghaziabad.

315
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,120
And he tells people that my
chef trained in China.

316
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,480
Such bullshit.
His name is Sundaram.

317
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,360
He has never even been to
Meerut, forget about China.

318
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,440
Look at this.

319
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,440
Just look. Sit down I will explain.

320
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:50,960
Sit down. Please, please.
Take a seat.

321
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,120
Look at this ma'am.

322
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,960
Fried stuffed mushroom
hakka noodles.

323
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,480
It's a chowmein. But he
charged 1,500 rupees for it.

324
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,960
Look at that, the delivery charge
is 150 rupees.

325
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,880
His stall is just two lanes away.

326
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,240
Didn't he come by cycle?

327
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,080
It looks like you are
very good at this.

328
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,680
Yes, of course I am.

329
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,800
Ma'am I was simply wondering

330
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,400
how to explain it to you.

331
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:18,920
You are a businessman.

332
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,240
So I can explain it to you
with numbers.

333
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,200
Take any big market

334
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,800
on the weekend they probably have a
footfall of around 20 - 25,000 people.

335
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,800
Let's take 1 percent of that.
200 to 250.

336
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,680
If 200 to 250 people
come to my cafe

337
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,240
and I am honest and make
some great food for them.

338
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,480
Those 250 will turn into 1,000.

339
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,720
Do you know how
our business works?

340
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,280
What is this?

341
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,520
Word of mouth.

342
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:51,600
This is word of mouth.

343
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:55,120
That is how you build a business.
Look at this. Take this card.

344
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,400
-Bagga's momos?
-That's right.

345
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,280
It doesn't have a location.

346
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:04,440
But I will have
that by the evening.

347
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,160
Will you make her the
manager of your restaurant?

348
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,200
Ma'am why are you handing
me your weak link?

349
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,160
She is a bit lax.

350
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,800
Tell me the truth.

351
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,240
Is she related to you?

352
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,400
Am I right? I knew it.

353
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,200
How else could you get a job?

354
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,360
If you want to start
your own business

355
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,520
then why are you here for a job?

356
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,800
-Why am I here?
-Why are you here?

357
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,840
Ma'am why do
we do anything in life?

358
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,360
-Why?
-Why...

359
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,520
Ma'am call it a second chance.

360
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,920
Plan B. We can call it plan B.

361
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,760
Ma'am but you don't even
know the location.

362
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,680
I have so many locations in mind.

363
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,480
I wanted to tell you about them.

364
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,120
-Go ahead.
-GK-1.

365
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,360
Saket. You know Saket.

366
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,960
-Okay.
-Where do you stay?

367
00:19:58,120 --> 00:19:59,720
-Chhatarpur.
-We can't go there.

368
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,880
-Bagga?
-Yes ma'am.

369
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,200
You can contact me if you
don't get a location.

370
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,240
Please wait ma'am I will tell
you more. Where is Deepika?

371
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,480
Ma'am I have a few hundred
more locations! Hello?

372
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,480
No Chachi, your tips are the reason
the interview went so well.

373
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:15,760
Yes, thank you...

374
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:17,560
Ma'am how was the food?

375
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,200
Madam you forgot your pencil.

376
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:24,880
-Just hear me out.
-One second.

377
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,680
What were you doing with
Kavita Kalra?

378
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,920
Wait a second. Madam you
dropped 500 rupees back there.

379
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,360
-Were you selling momos?
-I am not doing this for me!

380
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,560
-Who are you doing this for then?
-Give me a second.

381
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,080
Are you crazy? Ma'am!

382
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,560
Where is she? Naira wait.
Ma'am! Ma'am!

383
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,400
Ma'am please wait.

384
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,000
Naira just wait,
have you gone crazy?

385
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,520
Just wait a minute.

386
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,640
How many calls do you get?

387
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,200
It's the location guy!

388
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:47,560
Hello?

389
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,200
Yes?

390
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,680
Deepika, not here for your job

391
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,360
but for your
investment in my app.

392
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,600
Final year student.

393
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,320
Give me a chance.

394
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,680
Alright.

395
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,240
Deepika?

396
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,200
You see that college gate?

397
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,040
Finish your pitch before we
go out that gate.

398
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:33,080
Okay! India has 40 million widows
around 10% of total female population

399
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,960
that's like highest in the world.
54% of them are 50 and above.

400
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,680
12% are in 35 - 39 age group
that gives us 26 million.

401
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,560
10% remarry so now we are left
with 23.4 million.

402
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,760
Let's just say 23 million.
50% of them are urban.

403
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:49,040
So now we are left with 11.5 million.
Let's just say 10% of them follows us.

404
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,120
We still have over
a million subscribers.

405
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,520
Imagine the possibilities,
the brand endorsements,

406
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,160
the advertising money,
the subscription money,

407
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:58,600
the celeb partnerships and what not?
And it takes 'Two to Tango.'

408
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,760
That's the name of my app.

409
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:06,920
Good work Deepika.

410
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,800
I am organizing a
mixer event today.

411
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,000
Yum food. Drinks. Salsa.

412
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:14,280
Salsa?

413
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:17,000
Isn't that too intimate
for your target market?

414
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,640
Also I think 'Two to Tango'
is a bit off.

415
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,080
Honestly, your idea sounds fine

416
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,480
but the execution is not.

417
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:26,880
Deepika?

418
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:28,640
I will make you an offer.

419
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,240
I will only invest in your app when
you accept me as a mentor.

420
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:36,920
I know what I know.

421
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:39,880
I don't need a fucking mentor.

422
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,720
Don't be in a rush.
Think about it.

423
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000
Deepika.

424
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:47,720
It could be just us.

425
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:06,640
Deepika.

426
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,360
We have decided.

427
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,800
We will be in the
thriple with you.

428
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,200
-Throuple. Yeah.
-Throuple.

429
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,840
We will all be together. With you.

430
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:21,000
We will figure everything else out.

431
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:23,360
-We will manage it.
-People do so much more.

432
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,480
Yes exactly, I mean we will
be together--

433
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,160
Shut up!

434
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,200
You people don't understand that
if any of us date someone

435
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,720
somebody will be left with a
motherfucking broken heart.

436
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,040
I understood that at the camping
site and I thought you would too

437
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,840
but no! you people are
not understanding that

438
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,480
we will ruin what we can have.

439
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:43,560
The most important thing.

440
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,560
Our fucking friendship.

441
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,320
Move, move, move!

442
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,480
Baby you have been
quiet for so long

443
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,880
will you tell me what
happened at the interview?

444
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,120
What happened?

445
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,160
I copied your CV.

446
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,600
Kavita Kalra figured it out.

447
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:17,960
Why did you do that?

448
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,240
Because I was scared and insecure.

449
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:24,440
Why would you be
insecure about that?

450
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:27,760
Look at me.

451
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,840
Your CV talks about you.

452
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,040
Everything you accomplished...

453
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,240
I faced reality today.

454
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:41,480
I know.

455
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,680
That you wait for the Biryani.

456
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,440
Fully loaded with salad and raita.

457
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,520
I can't even be a starter.

458
00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,720
What does that mean?

459
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,520
You have a three page CV

460
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,280
and mine is half a page.

461
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,680
There is a huge
difference between us.

462
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,520
I tried very hard...

463
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,040
to get rid of this difference.

464
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,000
But I can't.

465
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,120
I got bad marks in the mock test
even though you said I would do well.

466
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,160
Job was my back-up option

467
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,800
but they kicked
me out of the office.

468
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,080
I don't even know
if I will get into MBA.

469
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,040
You will.

470
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,960
I promise...

471
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,560
I promise you will.

472
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,920
This... This was just one company.

473
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,800
There will be so many more of them.

474
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,160
This was just the
first placement.

475
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,440
Baby.

476
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,160
Our lives have just begun...

477
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:19,160
it will get a lot more
serious in the future.

478
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,480
I don't deserve you.

479
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,440
You deserve someone who

480
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,040
can eat Biryani with you.

481
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,320
It was just a bad day, please.

482
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,720
I also have bad days baby please.

483
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,640
We will forget about it.

484
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,200
Today...

485
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,240
I figured out my worth.

486
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:15,680
Bro...

487
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,160
With DP you shouldn't...

488
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,960
Today...

489
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,560
I have been missing Trippy a lot.

490
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,880
If he was here

491
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,040
he wouldn't have gotten
a job either.

492
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:42,080
We would have driven around on
Mohini and enjoyed being losers.

493
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,240
We are both average
guys aren't we?

494
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,120
It's not like I
accomplished anything.

495
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,440
The...

496
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:55,800
loser feeling that you have

497
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,240
I have it too.

498
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,600
Why did you cancel the event?

499
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:12,800
Event?

500
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:15,960
Listen to these humans.

501
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,600
"Sorry Deepika, salsa
is a bit too intimate."

502
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,520
"Maybe I will come later."

503
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:25,680
"I am a little nervous about salsa.
Sorry won't be able to make it."

504
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,120
Out of 16 only 3 people were willing
to do it after I convinced them.

505
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,160
It's fine guys.

506
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,040
We will try again.
We will hold a different event.

507
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,960
It's not that Bagga.

508
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,280
I worked so bloody hard on my app.

509
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,800
But the reality is that I
had the privilege

510
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,800
of my father's money.

511
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,880
I couldn't get the investment.

512
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,800
Naira was right.

513
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,800
Anyone can start a business
with their dad's money.

514
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,640
The whole city of Delhi shows
off their father's money.

515
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,520
Sorry Deepu.

516
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:23,040
I told you that you would run a
business with your father's money.

517
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,600
It's not like I
actually did anything.

518
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,600
Today I can see my own hypocrisy.

519
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:36,000
I went there believing I
was hot shit.

520
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:40,040
And she slapped me with
a job for 15,000 per month.

521
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,560
I even paid 5,000 for her food.

522
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,360
Whose money is that?
It's my father's.

523
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,600
I am a loser too.

524
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:01,840
Hey...

525
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,400
why are you so stressed out?

526
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,680
At least you have a job.

527
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:11,760
Look at me.

528
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:15,720
All I have...

529
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,360
are these visiting cards.

530
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:25,200
I thought I could set up my
business like I did with parties.

531
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,760
I only learnt when I
entered the market,

532
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,640
even opening a small cafe
requires a lot of permits.

533
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,080
Forget about South Delhi

534
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,360
I couldn't find a shop in my
own area, next to my house.

535
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,760
Everyone in college says that

536
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,640
Bagga can do anything.

537
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,000
But reality kicked
my ass so hard

538
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,160
that I can't show off anymore.

539
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,720
Adulting is no fun.
It's tough.

540
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,560
What happened?

541
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:18,920
All good?

542
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:20,640
Yeah...