1 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,560 Done! 2 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,520 Naira, Your New York style eggs are ready. 3 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,800 Wow, how excited you are! 4 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:05,440 Same thing. Isn't this what you eat daily? 5 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:08,960 And your Maggie and omelet is ready as well. 6 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:13,400 I might have wasted 12 eggs, but finally this is perfection. 7 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:14,080 So give it to eat. 8 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:15,560 Someone make them quiet. 9 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,520 You go ahead, dude. Here, make maggi at home. 10 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:21,200 You can make maggi at home. Come on, leave. 11 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:24,360 Do you remember the trip to Paratha Gali? 12 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:28,160 And you fed me 5 paneer parathas saying just take a bite. 13 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,120 Please don't count. 14 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,760 You feeding me was a different charm. 15 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,160 But this is also fine, no problem. 16 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:40,400 We are still enjoying. 17 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:43,480 Okay, do anything. Follow what I say. 18 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:47,200 Take your egg and bread. close your eyes. 19 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:49,960 Just imagine I'm there with you. 20 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,800 I'm slowly coming close to you. 21 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:57,200 You're opening your mouth and I say, 22 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,120 take a bite, take a bite. 23 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,400 Can you feel it? 24 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:04,440 Can you feel it? 25 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:05,760 No, dude. 26 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:07,880 Again? 27 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:12,680 "Love returns!" 28 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:23,120 Guys I know Bagga is not feeling it. 29 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,080 Infact... 30 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:29,720 Brother Chintu told me he watches a lot of porn. 31 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:32,520 So? It's quite normal to watch porn in long distance. 32 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:33,840 What else can he do? 33 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,880 What do you do to enjoy? 34 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,120 Vibration, brother. 35 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:41,680 Vibrator? 36 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:43,240 Yes. 37 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:46,880 It was in the background I noticed on video call. 38 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:49,840 This means she... 39 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:51,680 She is not feeling it. 40 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,640 She must have felt it during the last couple dance. 41 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,560 What couple dance? 42 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,200 Without holding her hand... 43 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,080 Without our hands around our necks... 44 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,480 Without looking in her eyes... 45 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:07,800 Without seeing that gorgeous smile. 46 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:10,000 -Naira's scent... -Bagga's magic... 47 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:11,600 Didn't feel it, man. 48 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,840 I know there is a dry spell but 49 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,360 with Bugs, it is not about sex 50 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,520 Correct! 51 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:24,320 Sex and dance without feeling just doesn't workout. 52 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,960 Big talk from a Virgin, right? 53 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,440 I'm not a virgin. 54 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:30,960 Monty Manmadan. 55 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,560 11th class, firmly. 56 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,440 Sister Naira, do you fake it? 57 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,680 Bro, please suggest, dude. 58 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,600 -What? -What should I do? 59 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:49,200 Even if I tell you, you can't do it. 60 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,640 Not everyone's like me, dude. 61 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,120 Excuse me, ma'am. What's the time? 62 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,880 Oh you, show-off! 63 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:00,600 I can't do it? 64 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,360 I could see all this drama of yours. 65 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:06,960 Talking with and chasing people, giving missed calls. 66 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,840 Where are these girls? 67 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,960 -Softly... -Where are these ladies? 68 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,760 Look to your right, your left. 69 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,120 On top, 70 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,120 how many ladies do you see? 71 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:21,640 But bro, I can't find a lady, 72 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:25,680 for an old-school romance, man! 73 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,560 Ride my bike to the college with her sticking to me. 74 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:31,240 To post selfies, to have a whole milk tea. 75 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,560 Someone who would respect me and Mohini. 76 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,200 Aunt or the bike? 77 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:39,320 Both, man. 78 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,960 -Feelings, dude, feelings. -Feelings are bullshit. 79 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,080 I thought I would feel for Karan. 80 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:49,600 But then I fell for that gorgeous sex educator. 81 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,120 But then I get stripy, 82 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,640 Deepika, I really think 83 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,760 you should patch up with Karan. 84 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,360 Naira ma'am, can't hear you. 85 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:01,520 Let her talk. 86 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:06,400 Karan doesn't know, you shifted here for him. 87 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:10,760 And he has no idea you are dying to date him. 88 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,920 -And I... -Yeah, I think I should. 89 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:16,240 No, no, I'll propose, today! 90 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,480 You don't have a problem, right Deepu ma'am? 91 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,480 Deepika! 92 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,920 Karan and I are over. 93 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,280 Sure? 94 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:30,480 Ask me one more time and I'll kiss Karan so hard in front of you. 95 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:31,760 Do you want that? 96 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:35,320 So Deepi, listen, my advice to you is, 97 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:38,680 you should do a grand romantic gesture for Karan. 98 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:42,040 Like this, Bugs sent it over last week. 99 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,160 But ma'am, these flowers have dried. 100 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,640 Need to think of something else. 101 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:58,280 Okay, I have class to attend. I'll speak to you later. 102 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,480 Bye. 103 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:00,840 Dumbfuck! 104 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:49,240 What do you think brother, Jaspinder Narula is in this class? 105 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:50,400 How would I know, brother? 106 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:52,080 Brother, you should know that. 107 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,160 -Hi brother. -Hey Lilli? 108 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:57,160 Pervert! 109 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,520 Oh man! 110 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,560 Such an uncouth man! Your underwear's are all over the college. 111 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,880 Underwear, this is Deepika's, brother! 112 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,160 Will you frame it? 113 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:17,200 I found it while emptying the house. I brought it to return. 114 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:19,680 Roaming with underwear in college! 115 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,080 First, I can't find a roommate. 116 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:22,120 Girls are calling me a pervert. 117 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,840 Without a third roommate, you can wave independent life goodbye. 118 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,400 Due to this Trippy, 119 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:29,400 I'll lose my deposit too. 120 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,880 Don't take his name. 121 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,960 -Idiot. -Why are you so stressed, man? 122 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,080 You get stressed so easily. Look at this. 123 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:43,240 I put up an Instagram ad and just look at the messages. 124 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,560 We are set for not just roommate, but house warming. 125 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:49,120 Who knows, Insta might send me a blue tick as well. 126 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:52,000 It sure will. Anyway, Naira is calling. 127 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:54,880 My girlfriend, I'll pick! 128 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,440 You better handle underwear with this finger. 129 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:02,680 Yeah dear. 130 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:06,600 Bugs do you know that, some couple have massages together. 131 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,240 No Naira, it wasn't me but brother Dimpy. 132 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:12,240 -I was standing outside. -No, no listen. 133 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,480 I'm saying that we 134 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:17,760 should take massage together. 135 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,640 Yeah, sure, why not? 136 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:28,320 But how? Wireless? Intercontinental? 137 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,920 We'll coordinate and manage. 138 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,680 It will be night for you and morning for me. 139 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,960 And then we'll be online together. 140 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:40,920 Very nice. Awesome idea! 141 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,720 I love you, bugs. 142 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:45,440 Love you, Naira. 143 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,880 There's a little change in the plans. 144 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,120 What? 145 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,920 If you do this for me, I'll find a roommate. 146 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,680 But what? 147 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:02,520 Brother, 148 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,400 me and Naira want the couple massage... 149 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,040 What? What? 150 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,400 Crystal clear, brother. 151 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,200 -All clear? -Absolutely. 152 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,240 Excellent. 153 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,520 -Of course, brother. -Do get it done. 154 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:18,360 Don't even bore me with your explanation. 155 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:20,480 Focus on your assignment. I'll fix it for you. 156 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,400 Thank you. 157 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,800 Because all you need is a... 158 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,280 Happy Ending. 159 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:30,440 Be it Thai or Swedish massage, of course a Russian will complete it. 160 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,000 And yes, 161 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,480 brother's girlfriend will be watching online. 162 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:36,360 What? 163 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:40,920 You pervert. Do you want the booking or not? 164 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,520 -Send me the booking quick. -So brother. 165 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:46,960 Is it done? 166 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:48,880 Is your work done? 167 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:51,360 -But... -Come on. 168 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:57,880 Oh wow! 169 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,040 What have you done, brother? 170 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,800 -See this! -Sorted, brother. 171 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:04,880 Yeah, she is in your city only. 172 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,920 Yep, I need a happy ending, fucking sure! 173 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,600 Of course I'll pay you extra. What the fuck! 174 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,720 Cool. Mail me the pictures, I will ... 175 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:16,200 God Damn it, not again. 176 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,520 What the fuck, you creep! 177 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,920 What the hell are you doing? 178 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:24,040 Just checking my focus on you. 179 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,600 My phone gone off. I need to use yours, password? 180 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:30,600 Please? 181 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,280 My phone got off, password please? 182 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:39,920 Alright, you owe me a please. 183 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,080 Move. 184 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,800 I'll get you the deposit, but you let this month's rent be due. 185 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,240 You want it as credit? 186 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:55,720 Why just take credit? Take my ass, man. 187 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:58,160 I played during 6 to 8 in the morning. 188 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,000 Drums... wanna join? 189 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,600 Just fuck off, dude. 190 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:03,680 Can I see a horoscope? 191 00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:06,360 What happened was my horoscope did not match with my last roommate. 192 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:08,240 I'll beat your horoscopes out of you. Get lost. 193 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,720 Monday, Wednesday and Friday night in your room. 194 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:14,440 And the other days with my second roommate, I can't sleep alone. 195 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:17,600 Buddy, how big your body is, it doesn't seem fair for you to be afraid. 196 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:18,120 Get lost! 197 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,480 I'm not here for any roommate thing but will you take some stuff for Rs. 50? 198 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:21,800 Go to a rehabilitation center. 199 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:24,440 -Have some for Rs. 40. -I don't want any, just get lost. 200 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,480 Damn it! 201 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:37,320 I am a nudist and I stay nude during the weekends in home. 202 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,120 You wanna join? 203 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,440 Get lost, please! 204 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:47,000 Alina? No... 205 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:50,720 Olga, Mila, Anastasia! 206 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,160 -What is this? -Hi sir! 207 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,480 Sir, I got this fortune cookie for you. 208 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,560 Sir, please look at it once. I mean... 209 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:03,960 Please have it, I mean... 210 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,720 Just get lost from here, Vyakaran. 211 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,200 I'll give this man a job and you're distracting him. 212 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:08,480 -Get going. It's time to go home. -Wait. 213 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,800 -Just get going. -Brother, you... 214 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:10,720 Sir... 215 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,920 Child, your mom is waiting for you with your milk. Go on. 216 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:14,920 Have you studied in Hindi medium? 217 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:15,720 Yes. 218 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,840 It seemed so as well, brother. 219 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,480 You called her Vyakaran. 220 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:20,960 Forget about all of that. Did you finish the job or not? 221 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:21,960 I'm doing the job, man. 222 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,240 When the job is over... 223 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:24,920 -Brother! -Eat it then. 224 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,760 We have been working since morning and he's the one munching on biscuits. 225 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000 Damn... 226 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,640 This biscuit has plastic in it. 227 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,080 Americano, no sugar. 228 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:53,560 I had a feeling you like GnT, but we don't get it here. 229 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:59,040 See the reason I was looking at you is because I do portrait photography. 230 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,480 I'm Harry, Harman Singh Khanna. 231 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,080 And you are? 232 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,120 Your mother. 233 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,360 I'll call you focus girl. 234 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,320 I'm new to the campus, by the way. 235 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:17,960 I'm an army kid, so 236 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,080 I've lived across the country 237 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,920 and I had a feeling that I should ask you out. 238 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,480 Too many words. Why do you talk so much? 239 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:28,120 I love to talk. 240 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,840 Why are you so quiet? 241 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,640 What the fuck? 242 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,840 I reset it and made it work. 243 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:49,880 Thanks? 244 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,880 Fine, you owe me a thanks as well. 245 00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,440 See you later. 246 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,680 This is not that audition, brother. Just fuck off. 247 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,800 Your job is done, Bagga. 248 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,040 Fucker! 249 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,560 Be stuck with this. 250 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,320 I'm coming. 251 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,720 Deepika ma'am? 252 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,360 -Deepika ma'am? -What did he say? 253 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,640 I don't know. 254 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,040 Bagga sir interrupted us. He was very busy and didn't let me finish. 255 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:48,960 Come with me. 256 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:49,960 Okay, I'll come. 257 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,000 What the fuck! 258 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,400 You... 259 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,280 When you are around, I just can't chill, so presenting my bullshit... 260 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:16,680 Can I get the chance to date you? 261 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:19,160 Yes, no or maybe. No wonder he didn't respond. 262 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:26,120 Isn't no response is also a response, Deepu ma'am. 263 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,440 Maybe Karan sir and I are just better off as friends. 264 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,520 Should I speak with Trippy? 265 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,000 Don't even! 266 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:41,240 Trippy is a fucker. 267 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:45,240 Till last minute, I was after him to focus on studies, 268 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,920 but he failed due to Raveena! 269 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,600 So what if he failed? 270 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,640 When his dad blamed all of us, 271 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,040 he just took it silently. 272 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,600 And that fucker, 273 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,280 ran away from college. 274 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,880 I'll choose death over living with him. 275 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:07,600 Just accept is not part of our life. 276 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,400 Infact, I say, 277 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,440 delete the whatsapp group. 278 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,240 Two people can't make a group. 279 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,280 Karan, please help, brother. 280 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,200 I don't help traitors. 281 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,040 You deserve this. 282 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,080 First, get a roommate and then come to me. 283 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,000 Who knows why we refused Tota? Something better than nothing. 284 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,040 He would have glowed in the dark. 285 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,400 He said, he'll roam around naked. 286 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,000 That's how you want to start your morning? 287 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,000 Listen, 288 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:11,480 beggars can't be choosers. 289 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,120 Rent is gone. 290 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,640 can't even see my deposit back. 291 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,280 Who knows what will happen? 292 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,440 Sit in the front. 293 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,960 Such a girl! 294 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,720 Hi Sir, I'm Harry, an army kid. 295 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,080 Lived all across the country, just looking for some stability. 296 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,000 -Don't give me a dirty sign. -Hindi please. 297 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,160 Sir, 298 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,640 Sir, I want to be your flat mate. 299 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:49,320 I live with a family friend now, so... 300 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,800 -You get the smallest room. -Done, sir. 301 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:51,920 Come... 302 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,280 Rent and deposit in advance. 303 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,760 -Absolutely done. -Very... 304 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:58,080 -Only girls of our choice can enter. -Done sir, absolutely. 305 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,680 You'll wash Mohini. 306 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,680 Stop it man, you too! 307 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,120 Let me tell you about Mohini, come inside. 308 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,240 -From here, okay sir? -Awesome, you are the roommate. 309 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:08,320 Hold this, the handle. 310 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:22,720 "With a rhythm in heart ours," 311 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:28,480 "we dance on our own tunes." 312 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,840 "With a rhythm in heart ours," 313 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:39,360 "we dance on our own tunes." 314 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:45,440 "Moments are rainbow, yellow, blue." 315 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:51,480 "We'll drench in this, come with me." 316 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:56,320 "The life is now, now... " 317 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:01,320 "all brand-new!" 318 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:08,040 "The life is now, now... " 319 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:13,120 "all brand-new!" 320 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:30,120 "This stupid heart jumping on the ground," 321 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:35,880 "tumbles, jumps and tumbles again." 322 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:41,560 "This stupid heart jumping on the ground," 323 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:47,080 "tumbles, jumps and tumbles again." 324 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,240 "Moments drenched in fun," 325 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,200 "he says, life is full of care." 326 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:59,040 "No care, whether life is hell here," 327 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:04,400 "All the problems have one solution... " 328 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:09,760 "Live every moment, forget the past." 329 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:15,960 "The life is now, now... " 330 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:20,960 "all brand-new!" 331 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:27,480 "The life is now, now" 332 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:32,880 "all brand-new!" 333 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,200 Hi Bugs. 334 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,080 Hello. 335 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,960 I'm really looking forward to our couples massage. 336 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,720 Me too! 337 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,400 But just 338 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,720 it's new, so I'm a bit anxious. 339 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,920 No problem. I think we should just go with the flow. 340 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,040 Just... 341 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:02,000 Feel it and enjoy, 342 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,000 Feel and enjoy! 343 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,120 Go. 344 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,400 You too. 345 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,800 Your masseuse must be there too. 346 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,280 See you. 347 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:17,480 Are you mad? 348 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,160 Semolina. 349 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,000 And until I stop you... 350 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,880 We even have the same color. 351 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,440 -Matching! -White. 352 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,960 Hi, my name is Pablo. 353 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,680 You can call me Pablo. 354 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,280 Very hot! 355 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,320 Bugs, are you okay? 356 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:17,840 We can cancel. 357 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:22,520 No, I am fine. 358 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:26,680 His abs scared me, otherwise I'm fine. 359 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,240 -Are you fine? -Yeah, I'm fine... 360 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,440 Hi, I'm Tatyana. 361 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,760 I'm fine. 362 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,840 Should we cancel? 363 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,520 No problem. 364 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:44,520 Okay? 365 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,120 Let's do it. 366 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,040 Do it, do it. 367 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,280 Let's do it. 368 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,920 Oh fuck! 369 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,960 What nonsense. 370 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,000 Bathroom? 371 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,080 No bathroom. 372 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:40,120 Happy ending. 373 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,080 Happy ending? No, what happy ending. 374 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,560 Did you talk of happy ending? 375 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,800 If you want it, 376 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,640 No, but I'll do it for you. 377 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:51,320 If you want it, I have no problem either. 378 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:55,360 Okay, we'll do it. So what? 379 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:56,840 Do it then. 380 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:26,480 Spicy! 381 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:43,720 I'm a fool who couldn't see you are so cool!" 382 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:48,240 We will chill together, and eat kebabs. 383 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,240 And this is my reply to your proposal. 384 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:06,840 What? 385 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,480 Golgappa was spicy. 386 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:23,320 "Shattering my heart in pieces, she walks away smiling." 387 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:31,200 "Shattering my heart in pieces, she walks away smiling." 388 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:35,880 "At least tell me this," 389 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,800 "who would we even live for... " 390 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,800 -No happy ending. Bugs, I... -No happy ending, no. 391 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:42,880 I don't want to do. 392 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,440 Sister, first close your zip. 393 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,280 Brother, go, please. 394 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:49,760 What is stop called in Russian? 395 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,960 -Vodka! -I'm calling you brother. 396 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,200 Just go, brother! You are not getting it. 397 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,120 Just go, leave. Don't touch me. 398 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,520 You go to where you are being called. 399 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,640 Brother, I have my man. 400 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,400 No, just leave, just leave! 401 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,920 -Please go outside. -Just go outside. 402 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,480 Did you want a happy ending? 403 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,000 That is why you called that man. 404 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,840 I didn't, Deepika booked him. 405 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:26,120 What? 406 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,760 And your girl knew about happy ending too? 407 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,840 You must have told her, right? 408 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:34,320 But I didn't book, Karan did. No idea what he said. 409 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,280 Your man new about happy ending. 410 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,600 This means you... 411 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,680 Where did you get this disastrous idea from? 412 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,440 You are watching porn continuously. 413 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,400 What? 414 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:46,120 And if the idea is so bad, why did you agree? 415 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:49,120 Because you're doing vibration constantly. 416 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,920 And my laptop is not with me. 417 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:54,080 That is all on brother, Dimpy. He's gone crazy after his divorce. 418 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,520 And don't you lie. 419 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,400 See, the vibrator is still there, the white one, in the back. 420 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,840 -This? -Yes,. 421 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,000 This is electric toothbrush, Bugs. See this. 422 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,320 Here. 423 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:11,120 Don't digress, I saw you enjoying that Tatyana. 424 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:12,680 Me? Enjoying? 425 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,920 -Yes, -I was having fun? 426 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,880 If I wanted that, I wouldn't have stopped. 427 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,840 Who am I doing all this nonsense for? 428 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,400 To not hurt your feelings. 429 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,160 So that you feel something? And what are you doing? 430 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,920 I am making effort so you could feel something. 431 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,360 And what am I not doing? 432 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,400 This is impacting my classes. 433 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,040 No fixed schedule. I don't even know the time zone. 434 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,160 I don't have any friends. I don't even know their names. 435 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:48,120 But I'm still working to make this relationship work. 436 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,040 So that you'll feel something, but isn't that enough? 437 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,680 I'm working for our relationship too. Ain't I? 438 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,080 Or are only your efforts counted? 439 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,480 Haven't I been eating those European eggs or not? 440 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,440 The first one upset my stomach, but I didn't say anything. 441 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,000 I don't like those eggs. 442 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,560 The sleep cycle is totally messed up, 443 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,240 don't even know the time. My brain is giving up. 444 00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:18,120 With these dark circles, my dad said, who knows which call center you're at? 445 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,120 My friends blame me for not giving them time. 446 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,080 The one I am spending time with doesn't feel it enough. 447 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,840 And I just don't have any time for me. 448 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,480 Sometimes I really feel we are just talking, 449 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,800 to keep up this widely-praised relationship we have. 450 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,200 Not because we truly need it. 451 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,720 But I'm still putting in my efforts day and night. 452 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,600 To not hurt your feelings. 453 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,480 You need feelings to be hurt. 454 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,760 I'm not feeling anything. 455 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,320 Even I don't feel anything, Naira. 456 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,200 If we drag it to a slow breakup, 457 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,480 we won't even talk! 458 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,760 We started lying to each other about our feelings. 459 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,840 I can't do this. 460 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,720 Me neither 461 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,000 "In these drizzling rains," 462 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,720 "there is something new." 463 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:13,960 "These smiling lips hold a secret new." 464 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,360 "New roads we walk on," 465 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,720 "destination unknown." 466 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:31,320 "The mild aroma, with a magic wild!" 467 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:37,800 "Hopes springing anew," 468 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:42,280 "Today they will fly." 469 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:46,640 "The breeze signings," 470 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:50,000 "it says there's something new." 471 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:54,320 "You are the reason I hum." 472 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:58,800 "The source of all aromas good." 473 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:07,480 "Smiling needlessly, for something silly." 474 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,840 "You are the reason I hum." 475 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:16,360 "The source of all aromas good." 476 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:25,120 "Smiling needlessly, for something silly."