Dude, it would be so cool entering the college like this
Just as we enter
all the freshers will get impressed
Right?
No!
It's extremely uncomfortable!
Trippy adjusts his boxers every five minutes
Would you enjoy looking at my butt cleavage?
Bro dressing sense is secondary
But what about ragging the freshmen? -We won't be ragging!
Ragging is a criminal offense and you will..
have to give me a..
Yeah, yeah.
intro
intro?
Yes!
Introduction, bro!
How do we get their introductions?
I'll tell you! - Bro I want to be one of those stud seniors like DJ from RDB.
It's sorted, bro!
We'll make them ride scooters!
Wow! What an idea!
No way!
Just names and..
What no?
Why do you keep nagging Naira? - Are you still in the kindergarten?
You need to respect the freshmen
You're being childish! - Let's do one thing?
Drop her home!
Yeah
Come on!
Amazing, amazing!
Awesome! Awesome! - I told you, right?
We'll make them ride scooters
This is awesome, man! I'm having so much fun.
Yeah, absolutely man!
Go on?
Petrol?
Petrol!
I'll buy you a samosa.
He's saying it ran out of petrol
So fill it up!
So it's out of fuel?
Doesn't he know there's a fuel reserve?
Hold it, hold it quick!
Sit!
Keep holding the clutch.
Come down here, man!
Sit!
You have to sit like a lady, a proper lady.
Good one, bro!
There you go!
Where did Karan go?
You know what?
One has to pay Rs. 40 to get here on a rickshaw
You know how much I pay?
How much?
Zero!
Do you drive the rickshaw yourself?
Funny!
Sense of humor
Move!
I ride on Mohini
My bike!
Mohini!
Meet hotties!
Hotties?
meet Mohini!
She likes you!
By the time your auto-rickshaw starts
we would have got to college's front gate
With stud company
So...
When should I come to pick you up tomorrow?
10:30?
So..
can I have your number?
Of course!
Hey Deepika!
99
Yeah
101
Karan!
Deepika?
My car broke down last night
Took an auto-rickshaw
Do you have 30 rupees? - I'm so so..
Yeah, I have it baby!
Then go pay him?
Hunh?
Karan?
Yes
He's waiting!
Of course! I'll go and pay him surely
I'll go right away!
Quick!
Uhhm?
Shut up!
He's my boyfriend!
Sing!
Hush!
Love me like you do!
La-la-love me like you do!
Touch me like you do!
Ta-ta-touch me like you do!
Love me like you do!
La-la-love me like you do!
Touch me like you do!
Ta-ta-touch me like you do!
Naira, I've asked around, this is where she comes from
Trippy, man this isn't going to work
You're going to come off as a creep
Did she ask you?
See, I'm an average
Below average
That's what I meant
Hi!
People like us have to give things unasked for. - Trippy!
Every junior wants just one thing
Notes!
Trippy!
Okay, she's here
Bye!
Yeah, I'll call you back. Bye! Bye!
Trippy, listen!
Sister fucker, do you see my hair?
Got it cut in a salon from Lajpat Nagar
What's this haircut, bro? Look great!
Fucker, try and get a hard on first and then talk!
Fucking dumbfuck!
What are you doing?
Did you do the assignment?
Of course!
You didn't? - Oh shit, dude!
I totally forgot
I knew it!
Now what?
Let's see
I don't know!
It's okay, the class has been cancelled anyway.
Didn't you check the group?
Hello! - No!
Yeah bro, how are you?
Yeah?
Yeah, man.
Did your brother get notes for Micro?
Nice nail paint!
Thanks!
Where did you get it?
Can you hear me now?
That's great! By the way..
Did your brother get notes for Micro?
Oh, okay!
Your brother already got extra notes for Micro?
Okay, okay!
So what am I supposed to do with the notes I have right in my hands?
Throw them?
Are you crazy?
These are first year notes and they're important
I'll get chicken, you get veg.
Oh yeah?
That's what I was saying - Okay!
Hello? - Yeah, that's what you were saying..
Are these the notes for Micro?
Yes!
These are the notes for Micro
Extra?
Don't you need them now?
I'm in the second year, you see
Ohh! Can you give us these notes?
Of course, I can.
Okay, thank you!
Easy, they will tear apart
Thank you!
Brother Trippy.
You know my name?
Yes!
By the way, it's just Trippy.
Brother sounds so hostile.
Let me love you.
No!
Love me like you do.
Exactly!
Thank you!
I'm Raveena!
Raveena?
Raveena...
Oh..
Raveena!
Hey!
Let's go eat something. - Raveena!
Her name is Raveena.
It's my favorite film, Naira!
Andaaz Apna Apna!
Her smile is so cute!
She has such small cute teeth
I'm love-struck!
I just want her only!
I'm telling you.
And you know what?
My trick with the notes worked.
She gave me a hint.
A hint to back off?
Back in Naira, back in!
She...
touched me!
Yeah!
She touched me!
This is where she touched me.
I had goosebumps all over.
What Trippy bro?
What's all this dirty talk?
It's your mind that wanders to dirty places!
Trippy, have you seen Powerpuff Girls?
You know how they were made?
Yeah, he mixes some random stuff into a bowl and Chemical X
Yeah, if he made Chemical XXX instead, it would have created you bloody desperate!
She just used your arm for support during a lurch.
Why didn't she take support from the handhold instead?
Is that for drying armpits?
Let me sit there
But why did she touch me?
Two other girls touched you too, Trippy.
They moved their hands pretty quickly.
Hers lingered for a couple of extra seconds.
If she kept her hand for 2 more seconds you'd have married her?
Wow! I wish I could!
Trippy!
Raveena!
I'm sure it was not a hint.
Look, Naira
everyone has their point of view.
You see a 6, I see a 9
It was definitely a hint!
You'll end up alone.
Raveeena!
In my seven months of struggle as Deepika's boyfriend
for the first time I got control.
Fuck man!
Drive properly!
Move!
We're driving on the wrong side.
Excuse me?
Come again, Karan?
Bloody idiot!
One more!
Sisterfuck...
He's gone!
Baby play some songs?
Hunh?
Every time she played 'Shape of you'
I felt like listening to 'Shere di Kaum Punjabi'.
And that AUX cable was like a blowjob.
I wanted it but Deepika won't give it!
I begged!
For the AUX?
Yeah, for that too.
Bro!
Smooth her away!
That's what I'm doing.
Today she gave me a hint!
I played a Punjabi song.
Neither did she cuss
nor did she threaten to leave the car.
And..
Gave you a blowjob?
Trippy bro I've been talking about the AUX cable.
Do both of you grow dumber together?
We are brothers after all!
She's insulting us!
Karan, where was the hint in this? - "What's the hint?"
Where was the hint?
Did you really ask me that?
That girl is changing for me.
So?
That girl is adjusting for me.
She envisions a future with me.
And I'm not even sure abut my own future!
I think it's time to break up.
But you said that you like her a lot.
And she's super hot, bro!
True that!
She is quite hot.
I wish I had that ass.
Same here.
I agree that she's hot, but
What about the times I get fucked over?
She fucks one up so bad..
that even Johnny Sins could have a complex!
She's so dominating, man!
Sometimes I have so much fun..
You like it?
She is extremely dominating.
It's okay for a while
but she's gonna fuck me up in long term
Karan!
Have you thought about other possibilities?
Like what if her phone's battery was low
Maybe she just wanted to listen to something new
What if..
What if nothing happened and what if it's not a hint!
Naira!
Everyone has their own point of view.
You see a 6, I see a 9.
But that was definitely a hint.
I'm breaking up. That's for sure!
And I'm proposing bro!
I got a hint too!
Bro!
Broooo!
Great idea, guys. Great idea! Trippy, hold this.
Where are you going?
Wait and watch.
What?
Hiii!
Hi!
Actually..
I was saying that..
Yes?
I'm short of 6 rupees today.
It's okay. It doesn't matter.
Can I pay you Rs. 10?
Come on Naira Madam no worries!
Here you go!
Count it.
Sure!
Thank you!
Have this
Naira madam
This mouth freshner is on me.
Thank you!
No need to pay for this.
Did you guys see that?
Karan, did you see?
Birju gave me a hint.
He adjusted for me.
Gave me a gift too.
Trippy dude
Man!
He touched me!
Birju
I think he's in love with me.
Who's Chemical XXX now?
Everyone has their point of view.
You see a 6, I see a 9.
Call me when you're about to get yourself humiliated.
I don't want it!
Why would we call her if we're getting humiliated?
But what she said is right.
Why get humiliated at all?
Bro!
Is it done? - You're not completely dumb.
Yes, nearly. Just need to butter it away
Butter it away once
check out it's pick-up now
It will run faster than the leopard
Damn good, bro!
Bike's like a leopard and my bro's a fucking hunter!
Dude, Trippy! Come on!
I wish you were a girl, bro!
Really?
I'd have taken you for such a ride!
Enough bro, stop now!
Stop, stop, stop!
(makes moaning sounds)
Ohh baby!!
Did you get hurt?
Nope!
Got some tuition classes today
I'll show off my bike to everyone.
How do I ask her out, bro?
we would have got to college's front gate
Forget that!
What's up, dude?
MC Ma'am is wearing a red sari, again!
Ooh la la!
Oh wow!
It's getting hot in here.
Damn hot!
(Singing)
Hi, Karan!
(Singing)
I'm leaving bro.
So fucking useless!
Oh man!
(Singing)
Hey!
Prepare a Trippy special.
What's a Trippy special, sir?
Move!
Don't know about Trippy special?
Don't you?
Rice and beans with cold coffee.
Get it!
Can I get you anything else?
That's all, bro.
He's a new guy, so...
No worries!
Is this oil or butter?
Oil, Sir.
You think the college pays us for butter?
That's the real taste, though.
True, Sir.
Trippy!
Without the 'brother'
Hi!
Love the way you lie?
Love me like you do.
Exactly!
What are you having?
You place the order today.
What do you mean?
For both of us?
Yeah.
You mean, for you and for me?
Yup.
What if I order chhole bhature?
I'll have it.
Big deal.
You like chhole bhature, right?
What's the bill?
22 rupees madam!
22 rupees?
Yes!
I don't have any change.
How much for the Potato puff?
18 rupees
18?
Yes.
Should I pay? I've got change. - No, no, just a second.
Allow me, please. - Hold on, man.
Okay, fine!
I agree that ignorance is bliss.
But delusion is a piece of shit.
Poop!
And so are your hints.
Naira...
she adjusted for the second time!
Now you'll say- "She probably waned to eat something new."
And she touched me for the second time.
Say it was for support too..
I made it clear with an example just yesterday
What was it? - Just yesterday!
You guys think this Birju guy is in love with me?
That he gave me a hint?
I'm sure he opens up his shop just for me
and today he must be wearing a red shirt
with sunglasses on
He's adjusting for me, right? - Hello, Naira Madam!
Now we're getting cigarettes for free.
And tobacco-flavoured kisses.
Get it on!
Go, he's calling.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Hey, hey!
Naira Madam! Don't you want a cigarette?
Naira Madam!
Assuming your hints were legit.
What do you guys plan to do about it?
I know.
Shailendra!
What?
Not him again! Let's not talk about him
What's the problem?
He's the game-changer.
Other people change techniques he changed the game itself
But who is he?
A senior of his, from school.
Who went up to his crush, and said,
"I don't like you!"
I'm not interested in you at all."
"I don't even want your number."
How rude!
Next day they were caught making out in the washroom
What?
Karan, that's not going to work again.
This was just an exception.
Not an exception but exceptional, Naira!
Look, Trippy.
She was expecting an 'I like you'.
But my bro Shailendra surprised her.
No?
Shocked her!
They dated for two long years, bro.
Zero attitude.
Zero drama.
Pure results, bro.
I'm still not convinced.
Who's trying to convince you anyway? Go chill with your lover Birju.
Bro!
I'm ready, bro.
I'll be Shailendra!
I'll also be Shailendra.
everyone has their point of view.
Need to get ready too
I'm going to wear a nice shirt.
Trippy! My bro Shailendra dressed to disappoint
not to impress!
Zero efforts, bro.
But I'm going to impress and then break up
New shirt
new denim.
Cool canvas shoes.
Clean smart look.
Break the beard, bro.
Let's create history
Again
Sisterfuck!
FYI
You didn't leave for home yet?
I'll pretend to be head over heels with her
that she'll breakup with me
Deepika!
Let's break up!
The turban is too tight today
Hi Trippy!
Beautiful roses..
for the beautiful girl.
Deepika...
Komal told me you wanted to talk to me.
Put them in the back.
Obviously.
That's where roses belong.
I like you.
Look...
To be very honest
I don't like you!
I've had a good time with you, Deepika.
I'm not at all interested in you
I love you, Deepika!
And..
Your number?
Don't need it at all!
I like you too, Karan.
What?
Excuse me?
Excused!
I've had a better time with you, Karan.
Pulling my tricks on me?
Are you high? What are you saying?
I love you more, Karan.
A lot.
What's she saying? Has she gone crazy?
Calm down, Karan.
Shailendra.. Shailendra.. Shailendra
I want to marry you, Deepika.
Sure!
Let's get married right now!
No, no, no, no, no!
I didn't come here for this.
You came here to break up with me, right?
Fine! You can go.
Deepika, this is so quick!
You were adjusting for me, Deepika. - Let's break up
Relax, baby.
I know that you like me.
Remember?
When you gave me a hint?
You touched me here.
Remember?
I gave you a hint?
Yeah.
I touched you here?
Yep.
Here I go again
You still think I'm dropping you hints?
Tell me?
AUX cable?
AUX?
My phone was dead must have felt listening to something new
Chhole bhature?
I must have felt having something else for a change
Why in the world would I adjust for you?
Because you envision a future with mw
Wake up!
No.
Never.
Really?
Alright.
This is not how you talk to someone.
I'm leaving!
Pervert!
Hey, wait!
Shit! My phone!
This is fine.
And why don't you picture future with me?
I'm a bad boyfriend, right?
And you came here to break up with me!
No!
I wanted to give us some more time.
You're cute.
Yes! We have all the time
I mean...I want to be with you!
And I will stay with you!
Keep stroking
Awesome!
Yeah
You want to make out right now?
We're right outside the college!
Right now!
Deepika..
Right here!
I'm feeling kinda low.
Okay.
Wanna grab some food?
Let's go!
Creamy or veggie?
Creamy!
Veggie it is.
Came to break up
Patched up instead!
Good job, Karan!
Raveena!
I'm sorry!
Please stop
No!
Please
I wasn't thinking straight
and I got so puzzled
Naira said that I'm trying to look for hints,
and you could have actually used that handhold for support
and Karan told me to be like Shailendra.
What the hell did you make me do, Karan?
Please be my permanent partner!
Shit! What I'm I even saying!
Karan, you're such a fucking idiot!
Because of you, I messed up!
I should have listened to my Dad.
One must always speak the truth
I messed up!
What do I do now?
I really like this girl a lot.
But how do I pursue her
Trippy!
Please help me
Yeah?
Relax.
Okay.
Please chill.
If you say so.
Sit.
Okay.
Scooch a little
Okay, sorry.
I can't be your permanent partner.
I knew it.
Thank you!
But...
Sit down.
I can be your dinner partner.
Hudson Lane at 8?
Yeah.
Hudson Lane?
Yeah, Hudson Lane.
8 PM?
8 PM!
Okay, bye.
Please stay.
Bye!
She's back!
Yes Shailendra bro?
The girl insults you after that.
That's when you have to tell her that you like her.
You're right!
She did insult me.
But she listened afterwards
Hi, Karan!
It absolutely does!
You must have faltered at the last minute.
You faltered?
My ass!
Shailendra is a dumbfuck!
Don't call him that!
He helped me set the girl up
He didn't help you with that
Honesty did the trick for you.
And girls like honest boys.
Yeah!
Really?
Yes!
And where are you taking her for dinner?
Hudson Lane.
Stop it, guys!
Dumbass!
If I become fairer, and grow my hair, and...
and sing songs, then you'll take me to dinner, right?
Are you crazy, man?
And about your Trippy special
I've paid for it at least 50 times!
Oh, hello!
No worries!
I'll just take the money out of his wallet. - No, no, no! I have to take her out, dude!
Grab him!
I can't give you the money
I'm going to pull the money out of his ass!
Just watch me!