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恭喜

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天啊,黛西,我好驕傲,真的好驕傲

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- 跟我好像
- 看這邊

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- 讓我拍你的眼睛
- 不要

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- 我想捕捉你眼中的喜悅
- 生產九小時

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- 好像電影
- 我渾身大汗

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這樣不好看

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- 要我拿攝影機嗎?
- 太好了

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麻煩把我們三個都拍進去

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霍華,這是我們的寶寶

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以後會是吧?

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你覺得寶寶何時會孵出來?

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不曉得,應該會在...

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正常的時間...

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霍華與黛西鴨的整個世界瞬間改變

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他們不知道的是

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他們的孩子也注定會改變別人的世界

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{\an8}(漫威動畫呈獻)

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{\an8}時間

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{\an8}空間

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{\an8}現實

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{\an8}並不是線性關係

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{\an8}而是個有無限可能的稜鏡

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{\an8}單一個選擇就能衍生出無數現實

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{\an8}創造出全然不同的平行世界

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{\an8}我是觀察者

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{\an8}我會引導你穿越浩瀚的新現實

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{\an8}跟我來,推敲問題的無限可能...

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{\an8}《無限可能:假如...?》

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{\an8}假如...?

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這段改變世界的戀情

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{\an8}始於一場派對

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{\an8}(歡迎蒞臨璀璨的拉斯維加斯)

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由阿斯嘉派對王子親自主辦的星際聚會

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好啊!

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向各星球介紹地球

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{\an8}也讓霍華鴨與黛西路易斯結緣

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現在是優惠時段,想吃半價玉米片嗎?

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好啊,鴨鴨,但這可不是約會

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她說得對

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比約會更重要

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我宣布黛西和鴨...

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(新婚)

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但索爾的密加德瘋狂派對改變的

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不只是霍華和黛西的生活

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派對雖已結束,但賓客從未離開

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因為地球與宇宙永遠糾纏在一起

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就像霍華與黛西

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我生來就是要愛你,寶貝

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你生來就是要愛我

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你知道

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我愛你愛到瘋狂,蛋寶寶

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夠了沒,1980年代要把這首歌討回去

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真好笑

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問題是這首歌是KISS合唱團在1979年寫的

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抱歉,史威樂太太,我們想哄寶寶睡覺

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怎麼哄?虐待嗎?

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我們和聲練得很辛苦耶

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好啦,相信寶寶很喜歡

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你看...

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睡得好熟

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我不爽她那麼不屑

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好啦,無所謂

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你看我們把寶寶的巢都準備好了

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這裡是鴨鴨家,那當然

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你們收到...

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- 什麼?
- 什麼?不

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那些罪名都撤銷了

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兩張票

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免費搭乘宗師的豪華繁星遊輪

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- 讚喔
- 等等,給我們?

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目標性廣告

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這會是永生難忘的體驗

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嗨,繁星水手們

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放下你的煩惱,拋開你的鬱悶

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因為你將搭乘大宗師號

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探險沒有界限

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霍華,你有看到這行程嗎?

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佛米爾星的雙人懸崖跳水...

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他們說跟心愛的人一起跳才會真心喜歡

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搭熔岩船通過穆斯貝爾海姆的運河

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等等,那不會把我們寶寶煮熟吧?

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黛西,你也聽到了,這是家庭遊輪

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- 他們都安排妥當了
- 那當然

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快,我想趁沒人去吃到飽餐廳

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霍華,天啊,抓住寶寶

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- 寶寶,抓住了
- 我抓住了

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- 飄起來了
- 可見我們放輕鬆了

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看到目標了

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通知買家我們會在天上攔截

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- 天啊
- 感覺很棒耶

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太扯了,瞧我們

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- 就是啊,瞧我們
- 獻上花環

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迎賓雞尾酒,放鬆一下

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黛西,你看這些花環,竟然不是塑膠的

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好有質感

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這迎賓飲料就像溫暖的擁抱

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還有伏特加,主要是伏特加

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- 來,再來一杯
- 再來一杯

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好啦,那不是...

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請用,我堅持

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在大宗師號上,如果你不記得

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- 那就不是壞的決定
- 天啊,霍華,是他

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- 我得跟他打一架嗎?
- 不是...

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- 泡沫DJ
- 泡沫DJ

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- 對
- 宗師

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不一定要鞠躬,我沒那麼重要

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- 收回這句話,我超重要
- 嘿

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真的,我們超感謝你送的票

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給你們這些熱情粉絲?
我最愛的就是一個有益...

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想必這是我們都在這裡的可愛原因

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你瞧瞧

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你們擁有銀河系最優秀的

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保姆、包巾婦、睡覺訓練員
奶媽、互惠生、女家教,還有...

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托帕其實是很優秀的奶媽

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那部分要額外付費

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隨時供你們差遣

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讓你們盡情享受甜蜜的兩人時光

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他說得不無道理

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新手父母?

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對,我們的第一個

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看得出來

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宗師的豪華歡迎早午餐即將開始

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「豪華」可不是宣傳噱頭
這真的挺豪華的

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當然,我們保留了特別的主位

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給我們尊貴的來賓

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- 真棒
- 好高級

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- 椅子好舒服
- 看過來

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各位先生女士,請就坐

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最重要的是,舉杯

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希望大家都餓了,因為只要嚐到...

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早餐就這麼豐盛

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霍華...我看不懂菜單

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- 你懂嗎?
- 不懂

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但我的手機懂

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看看是什麼意思

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有了,「宗師邀請您

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{\an8}盡情享用霍華與黛西鴨」

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等等,什麼?

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等等...是「盡情欣賞」

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「盡情欣賞」,這樣好多了

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今天的特餐

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是一道無與倫比的...豐盛主菜

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出生自兩個世界...

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出生自兩個世界?

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真正的宇宙奇蹟

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- 霍華
- 等等,上面寫

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{\an8}「盡情欣賞霍華與黛西鴨的

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{\an8}- 自製...」
- 霍華

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這是一人要帶一道菜嗎?

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霍華

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- 你看寶寶
- 等一下

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(蛋)

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黛西,他們想吃寶寶

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不然呢,霍華,我們碰上吃人魔漢尼拔了

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早午餐開...

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什麼?天啊,莫霍克上尉救了我們寶寶

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抱歉打擾各位吃早餐

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我希望外帶一些餐點

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天啊,莫霍克上尉搶走了我們的寶寶

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不...嘿,太空海盜

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你在等什麼?快啊,鴨鴨

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沒人,我們去救生艙那邊

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好,出發囉

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霍華,你確定你會開嗎?

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開什麼玩笑?我是鴨子
天生就會飛,繫上安全帶

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讓開

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快點,寶貝!快點,快追到了

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快,振作起來,黛西

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這跟大蜜蜂一樣

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什麼?

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- 它就消失...
- 他們剛剛在...

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我們在想什麼?遊輪上絕對沒好事

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對不起

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早知道不該來的

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我們的寶寶不見了

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我們只有一項工作

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卻失敗了

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你在做什麼?

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求救啊,我們顯然無法靠自己

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跟宇宙聚合案有關

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這對夫妻可能是我們等待已久的線索

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- 你說他們叫什麼?
- 鴨鴨夫婦

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到底怎麼搞的,局長?

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先是宗師,現在又來破壞者?

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這些人幹嘛追我們的寶寶?

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我保證,鴨鴨夫婦

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救回你們的蛋是神盾局的第一要務

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是嗎?看來銀河中的每個人都這麼想

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我們的孩子到底哪裡特別?

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霍華

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除了他們是我們的孩子之外

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你們知道宇宙聚合嗎?

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等等,宇宙聚合?

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- 那不是在我的預產期嗎?
- 沒錯

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許多人相信行星連珠是一個徵兆

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象徵一股強大新力量的誕生

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你想是我們的孩子?

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我心裡一直知道

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我們的小寶貝注定會幹大事

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長官,跟您說句話

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衛星偵測到破壞者從貓眼星雲

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進行跳躍

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他們可能是要與收藏者見面

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這最好交給專家處理,鴨鴨夫婦

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我們會確保你們的蛋不會落入壞人手中

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福瑞閃人

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管他的,我才不等神盾局

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如果破壞者為收藏者效力

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那我們就知道他們要去哪裡

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- 哪裡?
- 知無領域

212
00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:41,540
- 什麼?
- 知無領域

213
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,582
他們一定會去某個地方

214
00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:44,790
知無領域

215
00:10:44,791 --> 00:10:46,124
- 霍華?
- 知無領域

216
00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:48,416
他們要去哪裡?

217
00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:53,750
(知無領域)

218
00:10:57,833 --> 00:10:59,582
勇度烏丹塔大人

219
00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:05,499
這位是卡西流斯,黑暗魔法大師

220
00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:09,500
只有在靜默中才能聽見來自黑暗的耳語

221
00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:12,665
收藏者怎麼了?

222
00:11:12,666 --> 00:11:15,165
他已經被...收藏了

223
00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:17,374
困在鏡次元裡

224
00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:19,957
但我們知道宇宙中最強大的物品

225
00:11:19,958 --> 00:11:23,749
最後似乎總能設法來到這裡

226
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:26,374
聽著,江湖謠傳

227
00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:29,415
這個蛋是搶手貨

228
00:11:29,416 --> 00:11:34,207
我收到黑暗精靈和一個奧林匹亞神的出價

229
00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:37,750
懂我意思嗎?所以,我們漲價了

230
00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:39,540
抱歉,上尉

231
00:11:39,541 --> 00:11:41,791
多瑪暮不是來討價還價的

232
00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:54,915
別緊張,黛西,小心牆壁

233
00:11:54,916 --> 00:11:56,041
沒事

234
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:59,165
安靜,霍華!有人在看我就無法停車

235
00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:00,291
我不看

236
00:12:03,541 --> 00:12:04,666
好棒棒,寶貝

237
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:10,625
沒想到你竟從下水道逃走

238
00:12:11,791 --> 00:12:14,124
你連公廁都不上的

239
00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:16,291
我並不驕傲,這也沒辦法

240
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000
霍華,我聽到詭異的聲音

241
00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:20,750
你聽到了嗎?

242
00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,666
- 對,很詭異
- 非常詭異

243
00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:44,250
霍華

244
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,458
這根本是在演《大開眼戒》

245
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,874
多瑪暮

246
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,666
- 對,沒錯
- 你真行

247
00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:05,040
我們的寶寶在那裡

248
00:13:05,041 --> 00:13:07,333
糟糕,我們一定要想辦法

249
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,832
請問一下,這場魔法儀式是在幹嘛?

250
00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:20,957
我們當然知道,只是想聽聽你的說法

251
00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:24,790
安靜,「賦靈」就要開始了

252
00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:26,583
- 賦靈?
- 賦靈?

253
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:34,458
看,我們的黑暗大師,多瑪暮

254
00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:44,083
多瑪暮,我們為您獻上一份祭品

255
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:47,540
作為您宿主的強大載體

256
00:13:47,541 --> 00:13:50,124
您將因此重生

257
00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:51,207
霍華,我想

258
00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:54,499
他們要讓多瑪暮附在我們寶寶身上

259
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,916
不行...

260
00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,332
那是什麼?

261
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:01,250
- 這是...
- 什麼?不

262
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,915
神盾局!通通不許動

263
00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:10,082
不是我幹的,我是無辜的

264
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,332
放輕鬆,霍華
他不是來抓我們的,記得嗎?

265
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,750
對,習慣成自然了

266
00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:17,249
手伸出長袍外,快!

267
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:21,875
你持有非法11級宇宙違禁品

268
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:25,499
我建議你別輕舉妄動,局長

269
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:28,665
你不知道自己蹚了什麼渾水

270
00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:32,582
我只知道那個蛋在神盾局手中

271
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:34,375
銀河系最安全

272
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,500
神盾局手中?

273
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:39,082
謝了,不用,大哥

274
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:42,374
庭上,我很感激這項搜救行動

275
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:45,040
但我們不是在找托兒所

276
00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:46,415
這兩個是誰?

277
00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:47,915
我們是蛋的父母

278
00:14:47,916 --> 00:14:50,082
抱歉,鴨鴨夫婦

279
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:53,124
神盾局不能將這麼強大的生命體

280
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,582
託付給新手媽媽和一個賭鬼

281
00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:58,207
- 喂!
- 改過自新的賭鬼,謝謝

282
00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:00,249
我有籌碼,不是這個籌碼

283
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,000
考森,裝箱

284
00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:12,416
看來你需要幫忙,重新調整你的觀點

285
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,166
我不喜歡這樣

286
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,125
如果真的要這樣...

287
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:30,000
為了多瑪...

288
00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:31,833
快搶...

289
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:34,791
- 快搶
- 快搶,我要我的...

290
00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:40,791
好了

291
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,500
我們走

292
00:15:46,666 --> 00:15:47,666
你聽到了嗎?

293
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,332
求必有應

294
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,540
我沒聽到你問誰

295
00:15:52,541 --> 00:15:55,416
我有問,寶貝,在我腦袋裡

296
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,415
最新太空消息,地球防衛軍神盾局

297
00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:04,457
因一項宇宙遺跡遺失發出象牙警報

298
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:07,208
有人目睹
它被一艘薩卡星船艦載離知無領域

299
00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:11,374
你看我們,就像《我倆沒有明天》

300
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:14,250
你看過那部片嗎?他們結局很慘

301
00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:17,166
我們得找個地方避風頭

302
00:16:17,791 --> 00:16:21,791
別擔心,我知道一個適合的地方

303
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:26,874
長久以來,約頓海姆無人問津

304
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:31,124
有了這個,九界將別無選擇

305
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:34,583
只能見證我們的光榮使命

306
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:39,957
就在約頓坡豪華酒店、度假村與賭場

307
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:42,750
未來的星際冬季運動中心

308
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:44,624
挺酷的吧?

309
00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:47,749
我父親還沒完全同意

310
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,957
但我會說服他的

311
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:53,332
老兄,我們不是來聽你促銷的
我們來找你幫忙

312
00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,707
我也這麼想,那我廢話不多說

313
00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:58,457
我等不及要當你們寶寶的教父了

314
00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,790
我好榮幸,謝謝,這對我意義重大

315
00:17:00,791 --> 00:17:02,540
這傢伙是認真的嗎?

316
00:17:02,541 --> 00:17:05,332
雖然這個提議超讚...

317
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,290
- 是
- 真的,我們很感動

318
00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:09,415
我們需要找地方避風頭

319
00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:12,040
我們在躲幾個警察

320
00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:13,915
- 還有魔法師
- 還有海盜

321
00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:15,457
如何?你能幫我們嗎?

322
00:17:15,458 --> 00:17:16,540
你在說什麼?

323
00:17:16,541 --> 00:17:19,916
你是我兄弟的馬子的好友

324
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,416
你根本就是我家人

325
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:26,249
謝了,這一路好辛苦

326
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,791
我們還沒能喘口氣

327
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:35,124
客人到了嗎?別急,過幾天才試營運

328
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:38,083
我想他們不是來找你的

329
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:48,541
鴨鴨夫婦,我說這件事交給我們

330
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:50,500
尼克福瑞先生

331
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,041
我們走

332
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,457
快

333
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:57,540
父親

334
00:17:57,541 --> 00:18:02,791
你的盛大開幕真盛大啊,兒子

335
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,707
他們是我朋友
帶他們去安全的地方,好嗎?

336
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:07,957
或者我們拿走這個...

337
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:09,582
- 爸!你想幹嘛?
- 不...

338
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:13,082
- 還來
- 讓約頓海姆恢復昔日榮光

339
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:14,707
不,別恢復昔日榮光

340
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:16,207
- 太丟臉了
- 神盾局!

341
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:17,290
- 通通不許動
- 爸

342
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:18,665
把東西交出來

343
00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:21,166
我的異母哥哥不會同意的

344
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:24,500
看吧?我說過了

345
00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:34,000
我想那不是你以為的那個人

346
00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:37,957
在宙斯面前跪下

347
00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:40,457
很好,你們已經跪了

348
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:43,207
好,上天注定的那個蛋在哪裡?

349
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:45,707
酷,我們要去南方過冬

350
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,332
反正我很少去避寒

351
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:48,958
- 黛西,我們閃
- 快

352
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,499
我有什麼法寶?

353
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:54,915
雷電...

354
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,207
那傢伙電擊我

355
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:57,708
我會回來找你算帳

356
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,249
黛西

357
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:03,749
聽啊,在宇宙聚合群星下
誕生的孩子屬於我們

358
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:09,790
有了它,我們終將九界打入永恆黑暗中

359
00:19:09,791 --> 00:19:12,290
讓開,我是黑暗魔法大師

360
00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:14,790
我是黑暗精靈,我明顯比較黑暗,笨蛋

361
00:19:14,791 --> 00:19:16,291
- 異教徒
- 雷電!

362
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:17,957
嘿!

363
00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:20,082
聽我說,心懷感激

364
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:23,290
不,休想染指我們的魔力孩子

365
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:25,290
什麼?不,我們是來員工旅遊的

366
00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:26,750
- 我們有團購優惠
- 好吧

367
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,625
等等,你說魔力孩子?

368
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:32,999
- 霍華
- 抱歉

369
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,332
我們可能要回報一下

370
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:36,875
賞你雷電

371
00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,750
起來,不行...

372
00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:50,166
媽媽來救你,小寶

373
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,290
我的漂亮蛋蛋

374
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,290
- 泡沫DJ?
- 歐姆蛋大叔

375
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:56,291
又見面了,機率有多高啊?

376
00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:59,791
真的,我問你,機率有多高啊?

377
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:02,958
- 不...霍華
- 不!

378
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,458
- 不...
- 不...

379
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:08,458
來爸爸這邊

380
00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:14,333
- 火花
- 糟糕,我們要下墜了,棄船

381
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,707
不...霍華

382
00:20:18,708 --> 00:20:21,541
抱歉,借過,爸爸來救你了,寶貝

383
00:20:22,791 --> 00:20:24,290
快點,霍華,快點

384
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,958
我已經死命跑了

385
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:31,040
寶石?這跟寶石有關嗎?

386
00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:32,791
你們找到了嗎?在哪裡?

387
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:37,874
一顆蛋?你為了一顆蛋叫我來?

388
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,666
它有魔力耶

389
00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:46,041
哈囉

390
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,416
快走,鴨鴨

391
00:20:54,666 --> 00:20:55,750
不!

392
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:59,290
耶!「優頓」海姆萬歲

393
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,583
鴨鴨夫妻一夫當關

394
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:06,791
- 不
- 等一下

395
00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:14,958
你的信託基金沒了

396
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,041
全部嗎?

397
00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:42,791
不會這樣結束吧,霍華?會嗎?

398
00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:48,166
誰說得準呢?

399
00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:52,916
我沒想過自己的命運會這樣

400
00:21:53,916 --> 00:21:55,500
像你這樣的女孩...

401
00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,666
居然會愛上我這樣的鴨子

402
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:02,457
幸好那家酒吧有半價玉米片

403
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:05,250
玉米片是我們的媒人,可是...

404
00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:07,041
我一直都知道

405
00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,541
我們在一起有更大的意義

406
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:14,750
我也一直都知道

407
00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:39,541
你生來就是要愛我

408
00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:46,165
我愛你愛到瘋狂,寶貝

409
00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:48,874
你會愛我到瘋狂嗎?

410
00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:49,958
當然

411
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,540
我生來就是要愛你,寶貝

412
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,915
你生來就是要愛我

413
00:22:58,916 --> 00:23:00,000
你知道

414
00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:03,958
黛西

415
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:16,624
- 那股力量
- 好純粹

416
00:23:16,625 --> 00:23:19,624
- 好神聖
- 好美

417
00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:22,957
就像是上天注定的

418
00:23:22,958 --> 00:23:24,041
搶過來

419
00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:36,915
黛西,你看

420
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,874
這孩子自己可能也有魔力

421
00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:40,499
也許我們該繼續唱?

422
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:44,749
我生來就是要愛你,寶貝

423
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:48,332
你生來就是要愛我

424
00:23:48,333 --> 00:23:52,332
我愛你愛到瘋狂,寶貝

425
00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:56,083
你會愛我到瘋狂嗎?

426
00:23:57,708 --> 00:23:59,749
- 你還好嗎,考森?
- 我很好,老大

427
00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:02,333
所以,你們覺得度假村如何?

428
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,833
他們太多人了

429
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,250
不,一定有別的辦法

430
00:24:33,166 --> 00:24:34,291
霍華,寶寶

431
00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:02,791
好,很好玩,但我得趕去一場群交趴

432
00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:48,250
霍華?

433
00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:53,582
我還擔心你們不能保護她

434
00:25:53,583 --> 00:25:57,375
對,她是天生的鬥士,跟她老爸一樣

435
00:25:57,958 --> 00:25:59,916
不必發火,我錯了

436
00:26:02,958 --> 00:26:06,166
這麼強大的力量,跟著家人最安全

437
00:26:14,625 --> 00:26:15,875
你們沒問題的

438
00:26:16,416 --> 00:26:17,416
福瑞閃人

439
00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:23,833
你們好,嗨

440
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:28,749
我跟我父親談過,為了彌補...

441
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:32,957
我們想免費提供你們一個房間...

442
00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:36,583
真的,這是我們的一點心意,我堅持

443
00:26:37,541 --> 00:26:38,833
迷你吧喝到飽

444
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:42,541
你覺得呢,寶貝?

445
00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:45,791
有好康的當然來者不拒

446
00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:48,916
但世界上只有一個地方我想去

447
00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:57,125
即使在浩瀚的宇宙中,最棒的地方還是家

448
00:26:58,291 --> 00:27:03,125
父母是最偉大的英雄

449
00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:14,416
我們的小波蒂,她好完美

450
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,625
就是啊

451
00:27:18,041 --> 00:27:19,666
好,像我們排練過的

452
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:25,582
退一步...

453
00:27:25,583 --> 00:27:26,875
- 你開門
- 好

454
00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:34,749
- 不
- 奶瓶準備了嗎?

455
00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:37,040
- 應該是你弄
- 奶瓶沒問題

456
00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:39,249
太燙了,奶瓶不能這麼燙

457
00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:40,874
她討厭毯子的顏色

458
00:27:40,875 --> 00:27:42,250
我們幹嘛買這種色的?

459
00:29:49,041 --> 00:29:51,041
- 字幕翻譯:
- Aaron Wu