1 00:00:09,750 --> 00:00:11,414 Congratulations. 2 00:00:11,415 --> 00:00:13,331 Oh, my God! Darce, I'm kvelling. 3 00:00:13,332 --> 00:00:15,123 I am positively kvelling right now. 4 00:00:15,124 --> 00:00:17,331 - It looks just like me. - Hey! Look over here. 5 00:00:17,332 --> 00:00:18,623 - Let me just get your eyes. - No. 6 00:00:18,624 --> 00:00:20,914 - I wanna get the light on your eyes. - Nine hours of labor. 7 00:00:20,915 --> 00:00:22,789 - It's so cinematic. - I'm covered in sweat. 8 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:24,206 - This is not a good look. - Oh. 9 00:00:24,207 --> 00:00:26,498 - Would you like me to hold the camera? - Oh, that's perfect. 10 00:00:26,499 --> 00:00:28,331 Make sure you frame all three of us, please? 11 00:00:28,332 --> 00:00:31,039 Howard, it's our baby. 12 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:32,539 Or it will be, right? 13 00:00:32,540 --> 00:00:34,414 When do you think this thing is gonna hatch? 14 00:00:34,415 --> 00:00:37,541 I don't know. It's gonna hatch in... you know, uh... 15 00:00:38,291 --> 00:00:39,625 whatever the normal... 16 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:45,081 In an instant, Howard and Darcy The Duck's whole world changed. 17 00:00:45,082 --> 00:00:46,164 Little did they know 18 00:00:46,165 --> 00:00:49,291 their child was destined to change everyone else's too. 19 00:00:52,583 --> 00:00:53,625 {\an8}Time. 20 00:00:56,875 --> 00:00:57,958 {\an8}Space. 21 00:00:59,666 --> 00:01:00,708 {\an8}Reality. 22 00:01:03,583 --> 00:01:05,250 {\an8}It's more than a linear path. 23 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:14,625 {\an8}It's a prism of endless possibility, 24 00:01:17,166 --> 00:01:20,583 {\an8}where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, 25 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:26,125 {\an8}creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. 26 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:31,583 {\an8}I am the Watcher. 27 00:01:33,833 --> 00:01:37,000 {\an8}I am your guide through these vast new realities. 28 00:01:38,416 --> 00:01:41,916 {\an8}Follow me and ponder the question... 29 00:01:45,583 --> 00:01:47,207 {\an8}"What if?" 30 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:54,748 And to think a romance that could change the world, 31 00:01:54,749 --> 00:01:57,000 {\an8}all began at a party. 32 00:01:57,541 --> 00:02:01,789 An intergalactic blowout thrown by the party prince of Asgard himself... 33 00:02:01,790 --> 00:02:03,081 Huzzah! 34 00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:05,498 - ...that introduced Earth to the stars... - 35 00:02:05,499 --> 00:02:08,664 {\an8}-...and Howard The Duck to Darcy Lewis. - 36 00:02:08,665 --> 00:02:11,581 Well, it's happy hour. Want some half-priced nachos? 37 00:02:11,582 --> 00:02:14,625 Okay, fine, Duck. But this is not a date. 38 00:02:16,416 --> 00:02:17,708 She was right. 39 00:02:18,208 --> 00:02:19,416 It was so much more. 40 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:23,958 I now pronounce you Darcy, and uh, Duck. 41 00:02:24,708 --> 00:02:27,956 But Howard and Darcy's lives weren't the only ones changed 42 00:02:27,957 --> 00:02:29,748 by Thor's Midgard rager. 43 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:32,873 The party may have ended but the guests never left, 44 00:02:32,874 --> 00:02:37,166 as the worlds of Earth and the Cosmos became forever intertwined, 45 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:39,664 just like Howard and Darcy. 46 00:02:39,665 --> 00:02:43,373 ♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪ 47 00:02:43,374 --> 00:02:45,873 ♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪ 48 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:46,956 ♪ You know that! ♪ 49 00:02:46,957 --> 00:02:48,748 ♪ I can't get enough of you... ♪ 50 00:02:48,749 --> 00:02:50,373 ♪ I can't get enough of you, Egg baby... ♪ 51 00:02:50,374 --> 00:02:53,914 Hey, enough! The '80s called, they want their song back. 52 00:02:53,915 --> 00:02:56,123 That's so funny. 53 00:02:56,124 --> 00:03:00,581 Or it would be, except for the fact that KISS wrote that song in '79! A-duh! 54 00:03:00,582 --> 00:03:03,956 Sorry, Mrs. Switzler, we're just trying to put the baby to sleep. 55 00:03:03,957 --> 00:03:05,498 With what? Torture? 56 00:03:05,499 --> 00:03:07,998 Hey, we worked really hard on those two-part harmonies! 57 00:03:07,999 --> 00:03:10,414 Okay. And I'm sure the baby loves them. 58 00:03:10,415 --> 00:03:12,083 Look, look, look. See... 59 00:03:13,041 --> 00:03:14,416 fast asleep. 60 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:19,831 I don't appreciate how dismissive she is. 61 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:21,625 Okay, it doesn't matter. 62 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:26,706 Will you look at us... nesting? 63 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,373 Well, we are the The Ducks. 64 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:30,789 I guess that tracks. 65 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:31,875 Huh? 66 00:03:33,708 --> 00:03:34,789 You've been served... 67 00:03:34,790 --> 00:03:35,873 - What? - What? No. 68 00:03:35,874 --> 00:03:37,248 Those charges were dropped. 69 00:03:37,249 --> 00:03:38,331 With two tickets. 70 00:03:38,332 --> 00:03:41,998 All expenses paid to the Grandmaster's Grand Cruise Across the Stars. 71 00:03:41,999 --> 00:03:44,081 - Hello. - Wait! For us? 72 00:03:44,082 --> 00:03:45,998 - Targeted advertising. - Oh. 73 00:03:45,999 --> 00:03:48,458 It'll be an experience you'll never forget. 74 00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:51,873 Ahoy there, Sailors of the Stars. 75 00:03:51,874 --> 00:03:56,039 Time to check your worries at the gate, and toss those inhibitions overboard 76 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,748 because when you're riding on the SS Grand Master, 77 00:03:58,749 --> 00:04:01,581 adventure has no boundaries. 78 00:04:01,582 --> 00:04:04,414 Howard, have you seen this itinerary? 79 00:04:04,415 --> 00:04:06,956 Couples cliff diving on Vormir... 80 00:04:06,957 --> 00:04:10,456 Oh, yeah, they say you can only truly appreciate it with someone you love. 81 00:04:10,457 --> 00:04:13,998 Oh, a lava boat ride through the canals of Muspelheim. 82 00:04:13,999 --> 00:04:17,539 Wait, you don't think that could, like, hard-boil our baby or anything, right? 83 00:04:17,540 --> 00:04:20,623 Darce, you heard the lady. This is a family cruise line. 84 00:04:20,624 --> 00:04:22,331 - They know what they're doing. - Of course. 85 00:04:22,332 --> 00:04:25,331 Now come on, I wanna hit that buffet before everyone breathes on it. 86 00:04:25,332 --> 00:04:28,164 Howard, oh, my God! Hold on to the baby. 87 00:04:28,165 --> 00:04:30,164 - The baby, get it. - All right, I got it. 88 00:04:30,165 --> 00:04:31,248 Whoa! Oh-ho! 89 00:04:31,249 --> 00:04:33,957 - We're floating! - I see we're lightening up already. 90 00:04:36,458 --> 00:04:37,914 I got eyes on the package. 91 00:04:37,915 --> 00:04:40,291 Inform the buyer we'll intercept it off-world. 92 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,539 - Oh, boy! - This is very nice. 93 00:04:45,540 --> 00:04:47,706 This is just too much. Look at us. 94 00:04:47,707 --> 00:04:49,914 - I know. Look at us. - Lei for your neck. 95 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:52,456 Welcome cocktail to lower inhibitions. 96 00:04:52,457 --> 00:04:55,456 Darcy, check out these leis. They're not even plastic. 97 00:04:55,457 --> 00:04:56,956 That is a classy touch. 98 00:04:56,957 --> 00:05:00,123 Ooh, and this welcome drink. It tastes like a warm hug, 99 00:05:00,124 --> 00:05:01,998 and vodka, mostly vodka. 100 00:05:01,999 --> 00:05:03,789 - Here. Have another. - Have another. 101 00:05:03,790 --> 00:05:05,998 Okay. That's not-- 102 00:05:05,999 --> 00:05:08,248 Please, I insist. 103 00:05:08,249 --> 00:05:10,539 On the SS Grand Master, it's not a bad decision 104 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:13,623 - if you don't remember it. - Oh, my God! Howard! It's the guy. 105 00:05:13,624 --> 00:05:15,248 - I gotta fight this guy? - No, no, no. 106 00:05:15,249 --> 00:05:16,831 - DJ Foam. - DJ Foam! 107 00:05:16,832 --> 00:05:18,290 - Yeah. - The Grandmaster. 108 00:05:19,416 --> 00:05:21,914 Bowing is optional. I'm not that big of a deal. 109 00:05:21,915 --> 00:05:24,623 - I take that back. I am a big deal. - Hey! 110 00:05:24,624 --> 00:05:27,581 Really, we cannot thank you enough for these tickets. 111 00:05:27,582 --> 00:05:31,123 Ah, for you crazy kids? Nothing I love more than a wholesome-- 112 00:05:31,124 --> 00:05:33,998 - Oh! Oh! - Uh... 113 00:05:33,999 --> 00:05:38,291 This must be the adorable little reason we're all here today. 114 00:05:39,541 --> 00:05:40,539 Now, look at this. 115 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:43,414 Now, what you have here is the Galaxy's finest selection 116 00:05:43,415 --> 00:05:47,914 of sitters, swaddlers, sleep trainers, nannies, au pairs, governesses, plus... 117 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:50,248 Topaz here is actually an excellent wet nurse. 118 00:05:50,249 --> 00:05:51,331 That part's extra. 119 00:05:51,332 --> 00:05:52,623 All at your disposal. 120 00:05:52,624 --> 00:05:56,414 So you two can enjoy some much-deserved mommy and daddy time. 121 00:05:56,415 --> 00:05:57,500 Uh... 122 00:05:58,583 --> 00:06:00,458 I mean, he doesn't not have a point. 123 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:01,625 Mmm. 124 00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:05,039 Wow! 125 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,206 First-time parents? 126 00:06:06,207 --> 00:06:08,250 Mm-hmm. Yep. Our first one. 127 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:10,416 Yeah, I can tell. 128 00:06:11,166 --> 00:06:15,164 The Grandmaster's Grand Welcome Brunch will begin shortly. 129 00:06:15,165 --> 00:06:19,664 The "Grand" part wasn't false advertising, I'll give him that. This is quite grand. 130 00:06:19,665 --> 00:06:25,414 Now, of course, our guests of honor have a special seat reserved for them 131 00:06:25,415 --> 00:06:27,289 at the head of the table. 132 00:06:27,290 --> 00:06:28,373 Oh! 133 00:06:28,374 --> 00:06:30,164 - Well, that's nice. - Very fancy. 134 00:06:30,165 --> 00:06:32,206 - The chair is well-padded. - Ahem, ahem! 135 00:06:32,207 --> 00:06:36,583 Diners and dinettes, gather in, settle down. 136 00:06:37,458 --> 00:06:38,456 Hmm. 137 00:06:38,457 --> 00:06:42,041 And, uh, most importantly, raise a glass. 138 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:45,081 Hope you all came hungry, because once you get a taste... 139 00:06:45,082 --> 00:06:47,625 Quite the hoopla just for breakfast, huh? 140 00:06:48,583 --> 00:06:51,748 Hey! Hey, Howard, Howard, I can't make heads or tails of this menu. 141 00:06:51,749 --> 00:06:53,664 - You speak, uh, hoity-toity? - I do not. 142 00:06:53,665 --> 00:06:55,623 But my phone does. 143 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,039 Yeah, let's see what we got. 144 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,623 Here we go. "The Grandmaster invites you 145 00:06:59,624 --> 00:07:02,539 {\an8}"to feast on Howard and Darcy The Duck." 146 00:07:02,540 --> 00:07:03,625 Wait! What? 147 00:07:04,208 --> 00:07:06,331 Wait, wait, wait. It's "feast your eyes." 148 00:07:06,332 --> 00:07:08,498 "Feast your eyes." Okay, I guess that's nice. 149 00:07:08,499 --> 00:07:10,873 Ah... 150 00:07:10,874 --> 00:07:13,581 Uh, today's special 151 00:07:13,582 --> 00:07:18,373 is an entrée, uh-huh, like no other. 152 00:07:18,374 --> 00:07:20,998 Born of two worlds... 153 00:07:20,999 --> 00:07:22,289 Born of two worlds? 154 00:07:22,290 --> 00:07:25,415 ...a true cosmic wonder. 155 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:29,456 - Uh, Howard... - Wait, it says, 156 00:07:29,457 --> 00:07:32,248 {\an8}"To feast your eyes on Howard and Darcy The Duck's 157 00:07:32,249 --> 00:07:33,498 {\an8}- "homemade..." - Howard! 158 00:07:33,499 --> 00:07:35,874 Oh, no, is this supposed to be a potluck? 159 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:38,498 Howard! 160 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:40,540 - Look at the baby! - Yep. Hold on. 161 00:07:41,625 --> 00:07:43,581 Darce, they wanna eat the baby! 162 00:07:43,582 --> 00:07:46,500 No, duh, Howard, we've got a Hannibal Lecter situation! 163 00:07:47,875 --> 00:07:52,290 Oh, let the brunch begi-- 164 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:58,789 What? Oh, my gosh! Captain Mohawk saved our baby! 165 00:07:58,790 --> 00:08:01,789 Sorry to spoil y'all's breakfast, folks. 166 00:08:01,790 --> 00:08:05,208 But I was hopin' to grab a little somethin' to go. Ta-ta! 167 00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:08,331 Oh, my gosh! Captain Mohawk stole our baby! 168 00:08:08,332 --> 00:08:11,081 No, no, no! Hey, Space Pirates! 169 00:08:11,082 --> 00:08:13,000 What're you waiting for? Come on, Duck! 170 00:08:15,291 --> 00:08:17,125 Coast clear, let's get to the life rafts! 171 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:19,456 All right, here we go! 172 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:21,081 Howard, are you sure you can fly this? 173 00:08:21,082 --> 00:08:23,832 Are you kidding? I'm a duck. I was born to fly. Strap in. 174 00:08:26,791 --> 00:08:28,166 Oh, move over! 175 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:33,789 Faster, baby! Faster! We almost got him! 176 00:08:33,790 --> 00:08:36,039 Aah, come on, get it together, Darcy. 177 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:37,790 This is just like Galaga. 178 00:08:41,666 --> 00:08:43,541 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 179 00:08:46,541 --> 00:08:48,039 - What? - Aah! 180 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,373 - It just-- It just disappear-- - But they were right... 181 00:08:50,374 --> 00:08:54,625 I don't know what we were thinking. Nothing good ever happens on a cruise! 182 00:08:55,291 --> 00:08:57,083 I'm sorry. 183 00:08:58,291 --> 00:08:59,291 This was a mistake. 184 00:08:59,791 --> 00:09:02,208 Our baby is... gone. 185 00:09:04,083 --> 00:09:05,541 We had one job. 186 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:07,583 And we failed. 187 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:10,789 What? What are you doing? 188 00:09:10,790 --> 00:09:13,541 Calling the fuzz! Clearly, we can't do this on our own! 189 00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:18,581 Um, it's about the Convergence case, sir. 190 00:09:18,582 --> 00:09:20,664 This couple could be the lead we've been waiting for. 191 00:09:20,665 --> 00:09:22,039 And what did you say their name was? 192 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:24,623 - That would be the The Ducks, sir. - Huh? 193 00:09:24,624 --> 00:09:26,789 What the hell is going on, Director? 194 00:09:26,790 --> 00:09:28,873 First the Grandmaster, now the Ravagers? 195 00:09:28,874 --> 00:09:31,164 Why are all these people after our baby? 196 00:09:31,165 --> 00:09:33,914 I assure you, Mr. and Mrs... The Duck, 197 00:09:33,915 --> 00:09:37,789 recovering your egg has become S.H.I.E.L.D.'s priority number one. 198 00:09:37,790 --> 00:09:40,914 Oh, yeah? You and everyone else in the galaxy, apparently. 199 00:09:40,915 --> 00:09:43,289 What the hell is so special about our kid, anyway? 200 00:09:43,290 --> 00:09:44,373 - Howard! - Ow! 201 00:09:44,374 --> 00:09:46,664 I mean, besides the fact that they're our kid. 202 00:09:46,665 --> 00:09:49,706 What do you know about the Cosmic Convergence? 203 00:09:49,707 --> 00:09:51,623 Wait. The Convergence? 204 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:53,998 - Wasn't that on my due date? - Exactly. 205 00:09:53,999 --> 00:09:57,998 And many believe the planetary alignment was a sign. 206 00:09:57,999 --> 00:10:00,039 The birth of a great new power. 207 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:02,539 You think it's our child? 208 00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:04,081 I guess, deep down, I always knew 209 00:10:04,082 --> 00:10:06,414 our little champ was destined for big things. 210 00:10:06,415 --> 00:10:08,333 Uh, a word, sir. 211 00:10:14,541 --> 00:10:16,831 ...our satellites picked up a Ravager ship making the jump 212 00:10:16,832 --> 00:10:18,206 out of the Cat's Eye Nebula. 213 00:10:18,207 --> 00:10:20,539 It could indicate they're meeting with The Collector. 214 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:21,625 Hm. 215 00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:25,958 Best you leave this with the experts, Mr. and Mrs... The Duck. 216 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:31,500 We'll see to it your Egg stays out of the wrong hands. 217 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,125 Fury out! 218 00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:35,539 Screw this! Well, I'm not waiting for the five-oh. 219 00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:37,539 If the Ravagers are workin' for The Collector, 220 00:10:37,540 --> 00:10:38,956 then we know where they're headed. 221 00:10:38,957 --> 00:10:40,248 - Where? - Knowhere. 222 00:10:40,249 --> 00:10:41,539 - What? - Knowhere. 223 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:43,581 Well, they've gotta be going somewhere. 224 00:10:43,582 --> 00:10:44,789 Knowhere. 225 00:10:44,790 --> 00:10:46,123 - Howard? - Knowhere. 226 00:10:46,124 --> 00:10:48,416 Where are they going? 227 00:10:57,833 --> 00:10:59,581 Milord Yondu Udonta, 228 00:10:59,582 --> 00:11:05,498 I present to you, Kaecilius, Master of the Dark Arts. 229 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:09,498 Only in silence can you hear the whispers from the Dark. 230 00:11:09,499 --> 00:11:10,873 Oh-ho! Whoa! 231 00:11:10,874 --> 00:11:12,664 What happened to The Collector? 232 00:11:12,665 --> 00:11:15,164 He's been... collected. 233 00:11:15,165 --> 00:11:17,373 Trapped inside the Mirror Dimension. 234 00:11:17,374 --> 00:11:19,956 But we knew the most powerful relics in the Cosmos 235 00:11:19,957 --> 00:11:23,748 always seem to find their way here... eventually. 236 00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:26,373 Listen, man. Word on the street here 237 00:11:26,374 --> 00:11:29,414 is that this egg is a pretty hot damn commodity. 238 00:11:29,415 --> 00:11:34,206 I got offers comin' in from Dark Elves and an Olympic God. 239 00:11:34,207 --> 00:11:37,750 You get what I'm sayin'? So, our price just went up. 240 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:39,539 I'm sorry, Captain, 241 00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:41,791 but Dormammu does not come to bargain. 242 00:11:52,916 --> 00:11:54,914 Jeez, easy, Darce. The wall, the wall. 243 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,373 - It's fine! - Oh, oh! 244 00:11:56,374 --> 00:11:57,456 Quiet, Howard! 245 00:11:57,457 --> 00:11:59,164 You know I can't park when someone is watching! 246 00:11:59,165 --> 00:12:00,291 I'm lookin' away. 247 00:12:03,541 --> 00:12:04,666 That was great, babe. Wow. 248 00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:10,624 Whoa, can't believe you escaped through the sewage tunnels. 249 00:12:11,708 --> 00:12:14,123 You won't even use a public restroom. 250 00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,289 I'm not proud of it. I did what I had to do. 251 00:12:16,290 --> 00:12:19,000 Shh! Howard, I hear something creepy. 252 00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:20,750 Do you hear that? 253 00:12:31,875 --> 00:12:33,666 - Yeah, it's very creepy. - It's very creepy! 254 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:44,666 Howard! 255 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,458 What in the name of Eyes Wide Shut! 256 00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,873 - ...Dormammu. - ...Dormammu. 257 00:12:56,874 --> 00:12:58,666 - Yeah, that is right. - Crushin' it. 258 00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:05,039 That's our baby! 259 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,333 Oh, no! There's gotta be something we can do! 260 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,831 So, uh, excuse me. What's the deal with the magic act? 261 00:13:17,832 --> 00:13:20,956 We know. Obviously. We just wanna hear it in your words. 262 00:13:20,957 --> 00:13:24,789 Quiet! The "ensoulment" is about to begin. 263 00:13:24,790 --> 00:13:26,583 - Ensoulment? - Ensoulment? 264 00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:34,458 Behold, our Dark Master, Dormammu! 265 00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:44,083 Dormammu, we present to you an offering. 266 00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:47,539 A powerful vessel to serve as your host body, 267 00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:50,123 from which you will be born anew. 268 00:13:50,124 --> 00:13:51,206 Howard! I think 269 00:13:51,207 --> 00:13:54,498 they're tryna Rosemary's Baby this Dormammu guy into our baby! 270 00:13:54,499 --> 00:13:55,915 No. No. No. 271 00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,331 Did I get it? 272 00:13:59,332 --> 00:14:01,249 - What the... - What? No! 273 00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:07,914 S.H.I.E.L.D.! Nobody move! 274 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,081 I didn't do it! I'm innocent, I tell you! 275 00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:12,331 Relax, Howard. He's not here for us, remember? 276 00:14:12,332 --> 00:14:14,750 Right. Right. It's just a force of habit. 277 00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:17,248 Hands out of your robes, now! 278 00:14:17,249 --> 00:14:21,875 You are in possession of unauthorized level 11 cosmic contraband. 279 00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:25,498 I would suggest you stand down, Director. 280 00:14:25,499 --> 00:14:28,664 You've no idea what you've found yourself in the middle of. 281 00:14:28,665 --> 00:14:32,581 I understand enough to know that the galaxy will be safest 282 00:14:32,582 --> 00:14:34,373 with that Egg in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s hands. 283 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,498 Uh, S.H.I.E.L.D.'s hands? 284 00:14:36,499 --> 00:14:39,081 [laughs] Thanks, but no thanks, my dude. 285 00:14:39,082 --> 00:14:42,373 Yeah. Look, Your Honor, I appreciate the search and rescue, 286 00:14:42,374 --> 00:14:45,039 but I don't think we're in the market for childcare. 287 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,414 Who the hell are these two? 288 00:14:46,415 --> 00:14:47,914 We're the parents. 289 00:14:47,915 --> 00:14:50,081 I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. The Duck, 290 00:14:50,082 --> 00:14:53,123 but S.H.I.E.L.D. can't entrust a being this powerful 291 00:14:53,124 --> 00:14:55,581 to a first-time mom and a gambling addict. 292 00:14:55,582 --> 00:14:58,206 - Hey! - Recovering gambling addict, thank you! 293 00:14:58,207 --> 00:15:00,248 I got the chip. That's the wrong chip. 294 00:15:00,249 --> 00:15:02,000 Coulson, carton it. 295 00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:12,416 It appears you need some help reorienting your perspective. 296 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,583 I don't like it! 297 00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,125 If that's how it's gonna be... 298 00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:30,748 For Dormam-- 299 00:15:30,749 --> 00:15:31,833 Get it, get it! 300 00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,625 - Get it! - Get it! I got my-- 301 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:39,081 Huh? 302 00:15:39,082 --> 00:15:40,791 All right. 303 00:15:43,416 --> 00:15:45,208 Let's go. 304 00:15:46,666 --> 00:15:47,664 Do you hear that? 305 00:15:47,665 --> 00:15:49,623 - Oh? - Oh-ho-ho! 306 00:15:49,624 --> 00:15:51,331 Ask and you shall receive. 307 00:15:51,332 --> 00:15:52,539 I didn't hear you ask anyone. 308 00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:55,416 Well, I was askin', babe. You know, in my head. 309 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,414 Breaking Space News, Terran defense force, S.H.I.E.L.D., 310 00:16:01,415 --> 00:16:04,456 has issued an Ivory Alert for a missing cosmic relic, 311 00:16:04,457 --> 00:16:07,206 last seen leaving Knowhere in a Sakaaran vessel. 312 00:16:07,207 --> 00:16:11,373 Well, look at us, like an intergalactic Bonnie and Clyde. 313 00:16:11,374 --> 00:16:14,250 Have you seen that movie, Howard? It does not end great for them. 314 00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:17,166 Look, we need to find someplace where we can lay low. 315 00:16:17,791 --> 00:16:21,791 Not to worry. I know just the place where we can chill. 316 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:26,873 For too long, Jotunheim has been relegated to the shadows. 317 00:16:26,874 --> 00:16:31,123 But with this, the Nine Realms will have no choice 318 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:34,583 but to bear witness to our glorious purpose. 319 00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:39,956 Right here at the Jotun Slopes luxury hotel, resort, and casino. 320 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:42,750 The future of intergalactic winter sports. 321 00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:44,623 That's pretty cool, right? 322 00:16:44,624 --> 00:16:47,748 I mean, my father's not 100% on board just yet, 323 00:16:47,749 --> 00:16:49,956 but, you know, I'm gonna get him there. 324 00:16:49,957 --> 00:16:53,331 Dude, we didn't come here for a sales pitch. We came for your help. 325 00:16:53,332 --> 00:16:55,706 You know, I thought so, and let me just cut to the chase. 326 00:16:55,707 --> 00:16:58,456 I can't wait to be your baby's godfather. 327 00:16:58,457 --> 00:17:00,789 I'm so honored. Thank you. This means the world. 328 00:17:00,790 --> 00:17:02,539 - Is this guy serious right now? - Uh. 329 00:17:02,540 --> 00:17:05,331 Listen, as swell as that offer is... 330 00:17:05,332 --> 00:17:07,289 - Yeah. - Really, we're very touched. 331 00:17:07,290 --> 00:17:09,414 What we need right now is shelter. 332 00:17:09,415 --> 00:17:12,039 We're kinda on the lam from a couple of cops. 333 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,914 - And sorcerers. - Pirates, too. 334 00:17:13,915 --> 00:17:15,456 So, what do you say? Can you help us out? 335 00:17:15,457 --> 00:17:16,539 What're you talking about? 336 00:17:16,540 --> 00:17:19,916 You're my brother from another mother's old lady's sister from another mister. 337 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:21,748 Uh... 338 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,414 You're practically family. 339 00:17:23,415 --> 00:17:26,248 Thanks, man. I mean, it has been a long trip, 340 00:17:26,249 --> 00:17:28,791 and we have not been able to catch a break. 341 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:35,123 Oh! Is that guests already? Hang on, wait, our soft opening isn't for a few days. 342 00:17:35,124 --> 00:17:38,083 I don't think they're here for you. 343 00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:48,539 Mr. and Mrs. The Duck, I told you to leave this to us! 344 00:17:48,540 --> 00:17:50,498 Ah, Sir Nicholas Fury! 345 00:17:50,499 --> 00:17:52,041 Let's go! 346 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,456 Quickly. Quickly. 347 00:17:56,457 --> 00:17:57,539 Oh, Father! 348 00:17:57,540 --> 00:18:02,789 So much for this grand opening of yours, my son. 349 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,706 These are my friends. See them to safety, yes? 350 00:18:05,707 --> 00:18:07,956 Or we can take this... 351 00:18:07,957 --> 00:18:09,581 - Dad! What are you doing? - No, no, no! 352 00:18:09,582 --> 00:18:13,081 - Give it back. - And return Jotunheim to its former glory. 353 00:18:13,082 --> 00:18:14,706 No! No return to former glory! 354 00:18:14,707 --> 00:18:16,206 - This is embarrassing! - S.H.I.E.L.D.! 355 00:18:16,207 --> 00:18:17,289 - Nobody move! - Dad! 356 00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:18,664 Surrender the artifact! 357 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,165 My brother from another mother will not look kindly on this. 358 00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:24,499 See? I told you. 359 00:18:30,541 --> 00:18:34,000 I don't think it's who you think it is. 360 00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:37,956 Kneel before Zeus! 361 00:18:37,957 --> 00:18:40,456 Oh, good, you're already kneeling. 362 00:18:40,457 --> 00:18:43,206 Now, where is this Egg I saw written in the stars? 363 00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,706 Okay, cool. Well, we're heading south for the winter. 364 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,331 Never been much of a snowbird anyway. 365 00:18:47,332 --> 00:18:48,958 - Darce, let's get outta here. - Come on! 366 00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,498 Hey, what do I got? 367 00:18:51,499 --> 00:18:54,914 Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt, thunderbolt! 368 00:18:54,915 --> 00:18:56,206 That guy shocked me! 369 00:18:56,207 --> 00:18:57,708 I'm comin' back for you, buddy! 370 00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,248 Darce! 371 00:18:59,249 --> 00:19:03,748 Hark, the child born under the stars of the Convergence is ours to take. 372 00:19:03,749 --> 00:19:09,789 And with it, we shall finally plunge the Nine Realms into eternal darkness. 373 00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:12,289 Get out of my way! I am a Master of the Dark Arts! 374 00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:14,789 I'm a Dark Elf. It's in the name, you dimwit! 375 00:19:14,790 --> 00:19:16,291 - Heretic! - Thunderbolt! 376 00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:17,956 Hey! 377 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:20,081 Hear me and rejoice. 378 00:19:20,082 --> 00:19:23,289 Oh, no! You're not getting your mitts on our magical kid! 379 00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:25,289 What? No. We're just here for a company retreat. 380 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,748 - We have a Groupon. - Okay. 381 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:30,623 Uh, wait. Did you say "magical kid"? 382 00:19:30,624 --> 00:19:32,998 - Howard! - Sorry! 383 00:19:32,999 --> 00:19:35,331 We might want to call this one in. 384 00:19:35,332 --> 00:19:36,874 Thunderbolt for you! 385 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:42,750 Get up, no, no... 386 00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:50,166 Mama's got you, Junior! 387 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,289 My fabulous Egg. 388 00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:54,289 - DJ Foam? - The omelet man! 389 00:19:54,290 --> 00:19:56,291 We meet again. What're the odds? 390 00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:59,791 No, seriously, I'm asking you, what are the odds? 391 00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:02,958 - No, no, no. Howard! - Oh, no! 392 00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,456 - Oh, no, no, no! - No, no, no! 393 00:20:06,457 --> 00:20:08,458 Oh, come to Papa. 394 00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:14,749 - Sparkles! Huh? - Oh, no, we're going down. Abandon ship. 395 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,706 No, no, no! Howard! 396 00:20:18,707 --> 00:20:21,540 Excuse me. Just makin' my way. Daddy's got you, baby. 397 00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:24,289 Faster, Howard, faster! 398 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:25,958 I'm running as fast as I can! 399 00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:31,039 The Stones? Is this about the Stones? 400 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,791 Have you found them? Where are they? 401 00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:37,873 An egg? You called me for an egg? 402 00:20:37,874 --> 00:20:39,666 It's magical? 403 00:20:44,791 --> 00:20:46,039 Yello. 404 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,041 Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa! 405 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,415 - Oh. Whoa. - Come on, Duck! 406 00:20:54,666 --> 00:20:55,750 No! 407 00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:59,289 Yeah! Yodelheim rules! 408 00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:02,583 Yeah! The The Ducks can't be stopped! 409 00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:06,791 - No! - Hold up. 410 00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:14,958 And there goes your trust fund. 411 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,040 All of it? 412 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:42,791 This can't be it, Howard. Can it? 413 00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:48,166 Who can say? 414 00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:52,916 I never would've thunk a life like this could've been written in the stars. 415 00:21:53,916 --> 00:21:55,500 A girl like you... 416 00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:58,666 I mean, a duck like me. 417 00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:02,456 Thank God that bar was offering half-price nachos. 418 00:22:02,457 --> 00:22:05,250 Well, the nachos might've sealed the deal, but... 419 00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:07,041 I always knew. 420 00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:10,541 We were brought together for something more. 421 00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:14,750 I always knew it, too. 422 00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:39,540 ♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪ 423 00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:46,164 ♪ I can't get enough of you, baby ♪ 424 00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:48,873 ♪ Can you get enough of me? ♪ 425 00:22:48,874 --> 00:22:49,958 Never. 426 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:58,914 ♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪ 427 00:22:58,915 --> 00:22:59,999 ♪ You know that! ♪ 428 00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:02,250 Uh... 429 00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:03,958 Darce... 430 00:23:13,208 --> 00:23:16,623 - Ah, that power. - So pure. 431 00:23:16,624 --> 00:23:19,623 - It's divine. - So beautiful. 432 00:23:19,624 --> 00:23:22,956 Just as it was written in the stars. 433 00:23:22,957 --> 00:23:24,040 Seize it! 434 00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:36,914 Wow! Darce, look at this. 435 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,873 This kid might have some magic of its own! 436 00:23:38,874 --> 00:23:40,498 Maybe we should keep singing? 437 00:23:40,499 --> 00:23:44,748 ♪ Oh, I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪ 438 00:23:44,749 --> 00:23:48,331 ♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪ 439 00:23:48,332 --> 00:23:52,331 ♪ And I can't get enough of you, baby ♪ 440 00:23:52,332 --> 00:23:56,082 ♪ Can you get enough of me? ♪ 441 00:23:57,625 --> 00:23:59,748 - You all right, Coulson? - I'm good, boss. 442 00:23:59,749 --> 00:24:02,333 So, you know, what do you think of the resort? 443 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,833 There's... There's too many of them. 444 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,249 No! There's gotta be somethin' else we can do. 445 00:24:33,166 --> 00:24:34,291 Howard, the baby! 446 00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:02,791 Okay, okay, this was fun, but I have an orgy to get to. 447 00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:48,250 Um, Howard? 448 00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:53,581 And to think I was worried you wouldn't be able to protect her. 449 00:25:53,582 --> 00:25:57,373 Yeah, yeah. She's a natural-born slugger, just like her old man. 450 00:25:57,374 --> 00:25:59,916 Oh, no need for that. I was wrong. 451 00:26:02,958 --> 00:26:06,166 Power that great is safest with its family. 452 00:26:14,625 --> 00:26:15,875 You guys got this. 453 00:26:16,416 --> 00:26:17,416 Fury out! 454 00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:23,833 Hi, guys. Hi, hi. 455 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:28,748 Listen, I've talked it over with my father and to make amends... 456 00:26:28,749 --> 00:26:32,956 We'd like to comp you a room at the lodge. And... 457 00:26:32,957 --> 00:26:36,583 Honestly, it's the least we could do. Really, my friends. We insist. 458 00:26:37,541 --> 00:26:38,833 Full minibar. 459 00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:40,458 Mm. 460 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:42,541 What do you think, babe? 461 00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:45,791 Never been one to turn down a free trip, 462 00:26:46,375 --> 00:26:48,916 but there's only one place in the world I wanna be. 463 00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:57,125 Even in an endless universe, there's no place like home. 464 00:26:58,291 --> 00:27:03,125 And parents are the greatest heroes of all. 465 00:27:10,166 --> 00:27:14,416 Aw. Our little Byrdie. She's perfect. 466 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,625 Yeah. She is, isn't she? 467 00:27:18,041 --> 00:27:19,666 All right, like we rehearsed. 468 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:21,581 Step... 469 00:27:21,582 --> 00:27:25,581 - Step. And step. And step. - Step. And step. And step. 470 00:27:25,582 --> 00:27:26,875 - You get the door. - Fine. 471 00:27:33,125 --> 00:27:34,748 - No! - Oh, God. Did you do the bottle? 472 00:27:34,749 --> 00:27:37,039 - You're supposed to do the bottle. - No, the bottle's fine, Howard. 473 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,248 No, it's way too hot. You can't give a bottle that hot. 474 00:27:39,249 --> 00:27:40,873 It's the blanket. She hates the color! 475 00:27:40,874 --> 00:27:42,249 Why'd we get her this color?