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In the beginning,
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before the Six Singularities
and the dawn of creation,
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came the Celestials.
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Now, with the power of
the Eternal Guardians flowing through me,
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let the power of creation
bring forth my rebirth!
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My rebirth! My rebirth!
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Okay, well, that's not working. Howard?
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And cut!
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Okay, let's reset.
We'll do it one more time.
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In this universe,
Agatha Harkness' quest for power led her
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to discover the Celestial growing deep
within the Earth.
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Looking to take
its cosmic energy for herself,
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she set out to design a spell
to siphon its power.
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But pulling off a ritual of that scale
would require an equally big production.
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So, she turned to a blossoming industry
that had built its reputation
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financing the big dreams
of even bigger egos.
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Hollywood.
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Where upstart mogul, Howard Stark,
was happy to foot the bill.
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Agatha, darling, those in-camera effects,
I still don't know how you do it!
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Just a little bit of "movie magic."
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But it's not working.
This spell is just not working!
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In the scene, that is.
We may need to, uh, re-stage.
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Fantastic! That's lunch, everyone.
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Now, where's my AD? Jarvis? Jarvis!
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Don't tell me. Not more new pages.
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We have already re-shot
the Third Act set piece five times.
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And we'll shoot it a hundred more,
if that's what it takes!
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To add what?
Another mind-numbing action spectacle?
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Big fights? Bigger explosions?
I think we've seen it.
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- You know, you're right.
- I am?
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- He is?
- We need to expand this picture
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to give it that oomph I'm missing.
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We need more star power.
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- A co-star!
- How can I steal the show
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when there's no one to steal it from.
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Of course! The Capulets had the Montagues.
The Hatfields, the McCoys.
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My auntie had the recluse
in the apartment upstairs.
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You need a foil!
A perfectly placed grain of salt
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to complement the seasonings
simmering in the pan!
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Anything but more actors.
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I can see it now. Our Cosmic Queen
is sitting on a hand no one else can beat.
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That is, until a mysterious new player
blows into town,
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hot on her lofty ambitions.
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Yes, yes. Do they fight?
Do they fall in love?
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No, they'll dance. With dozens
of backup dancers on each side.
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And we'll lift the lighting rig
so the sets can be three times as tall.
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- Yes!
- Wait. No. No, no.
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Jarvis! It's about time
you caught the creative bug.
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- I wasn't--
- That is just genius.
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- It's a disaster.
- Who we thinking?
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Bogie? Gable?
Cary Grant does owe me a favor.
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No, no, there's only one actor on Earth
who can complete our picture.
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I thought I could do it without him,
but now I see.
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I need him.
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Kingo.
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Time.
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Space.
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Reality.
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It's more than a linear path.
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It's a prism of endless possibility.
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Where a single choice
can branch out into infinite realities,
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creating alternate worlds
from the ones you know.
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I am the Watcher.
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I am your guide
through these vast new realities.
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Follow me and ponder the question...
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"What if?"
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Mr. Kingo.
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I'm Edwin Jarvis,
Mr. Stark's personal butler and second AD.
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Welcome to Stark Pictures.
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Wow!
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And I thought we did things
over-the-top in Bollywood.
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I've always been partial to the axiom
that "less is more."
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But for Mr. Stark--
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More is just the opening offer.
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Kingo, it's an honor to have you onboard.
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Now, this number we've put together
is off the charts. Literally.
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I've got enough dancers in there
to light up a Richter scale.
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You ready to cross steps
with our leading lady?
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Howard, something tells me
this is a part I was born to play.
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The lights are hot, cameras loaded,
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and safeties removed
from all our pyrotechnics!
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What? I'm sorry, what?
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Is there anything else you need?
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- I'm more than ready.
- What about the choreography?
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- Was it up to snuff?
- Yes. The moves are great,
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but I assume there's room
for a little improvisation?
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Absolutely! Absolutely!
Kingo, I'll be honest with you.
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This one's gonna be a doozy.
A real barn burner.
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The biggest scene
ever captured on celluloid.
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Don't worry, Howard.
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I've been preparing for our showdown
for quite some time.
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Okay, people! This is it.
Our big musical number.
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I want glitz. I want glamour.
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I want emotion! I want commotion!
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I want you to wow me
with your razzle-dazzle.
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I want Busby Berkeley to see this
and contemplate becoming a realtor!
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Quiet on set!
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Lights!
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Camera!
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TR 62, take one.
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And...
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action!
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The challenge has been made.
Will our Cosmic Queen heed the call?
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Move in, Camera A.
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She answers!
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There she is.
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There he is.
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It's all led up to this.
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The final Eternal champion arrives
at the zero hour,
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in a last, desperate bid
to stay the queen's cosmic hand!
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Will she defeat him?
Will he defeat her?
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Will they dance?
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They will!
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You're the missing piece
I've been waiting lifetimes for.
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Oh, I know. But I'm here
to put your vanity project
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into turnaround.
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So, you "know" know.
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And you still had the stones to show up.
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Someone needs to stop you.
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Oh, honey, I'm just out here
making blockbusters.
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You and the Eternals are the ones
who wanna destroy the world.
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You have no idea
what forces you're meddling with.
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Right back at ya.
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A little advice, one hoofer to another.
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In this town?
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Never mess
with Number One on the Call Sheet.
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Okay, Kingo. Make this look good!
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Hot dog! That was out of this world!
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Okay. Show's over.
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Time to break out the big guns.
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Oh, that's not in the script.
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Is that in the script?
Are these blue pages?
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Shush, Jarvis! It's great! Keep shooting!
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Uh, I'm sorry.
Your powers are "finger pistols"?
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Okay. No.
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I fire energy. Projections.
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Ah, right. From your fingers.
Pew! Pew!
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Okay. No-- Stop with your hands. Stop!
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Listen, these powers are cool.
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A lot of people think
these powers are very cool.
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What? Those powers are Thena's!
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And Makkari's and Gilgamesh's
and everyone else's.
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- Oh!
- Yes!
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Ah!
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Yes!
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Ow!
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Whoa!
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Oh!
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And... cut!
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Wowza! That chemistry was hotter
than the Hindenburg!
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I really believed
you two wanted to kill each other.
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Oh! [chuckles] No, no, no.
We're just acting.
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Totally just acting.
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Both of us just acting so hard right now.
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Oh, really? I'd say one of us
is acting really bad right now.
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This calls for a celebration!
After-party! My place!
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- Jarvis, give 'em the deets.
- Fine.
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Top of the hill, everybody.
Just above the Hollywoodland sign.
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It's the house that will make you question
the decency of capitalism.
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If you mean to kill me, be forewarned.
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I know several heart-wrenching,
dying monologues,
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and I will regale you with them.
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Oh, Kingo. You've pegged me
as the villain of this picture,
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but you've got it all wrong.
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I'm the hero.
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You killed my friends, stole their powers.
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Relax. I didn't kill anyone.
I "borrowed" their powers.
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I assure you, your friends
are all safe and sound in storage.
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The backlot has a creature shop.
They blend right in.
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Agatha, release them.
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Swear on the Oscar I plan to win, I will.
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Once I have saved my world
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from that Third Act surprise you've got
brewing in the center of the Earth.
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But...
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And this is the hard part.
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I can't do it without you, Kingo.
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I need your energy to complete my spell,
to save everything I know and love.
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Arishem made me the new Prime Eternal.
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I need to protect Tiamut
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and the billions of lives
his Emergence will create.
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Sorry, scout, but I can see you reaching.
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There's no way Arishem won you over
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with some golden ball
and top billing on a doomed planet.
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You aren't like the other Eternals.
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And what makes you say that?
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Because you haven't just lived
among humanity,
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you have lived as them.
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Oh!
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Seeing the beauty,
telling their stories
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showing them who they really are
as only an actor can.
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Oh, that is true.
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Acting is
the most noble profession on Earth.
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But do you really expect me
to betray Arishem?
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Forsake a mission I've dedicated eons to?
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Never going to happen.
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- Never.
- I can get Howard to offer you
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- a three-picture deal.
- Okay, I'll do it.
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Oh. I guess I should've led with that.
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But I'm gonna need
full green light approval,
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and my own shingle on the lot.
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Ooh. Plus, I've been looking to transition
into indulgent, art house fair.
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You know, no plot.
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Abrupt, arbitrary cuts. Cut!
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Me staring into camera
with no expression on my face.
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That last one sounds like a nightmare.
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But for the literal sake of the world,
I guess I'll allow it.
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And you have to bring back my friends.
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Very well.
Let's get this show on the road.
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Did you think
I would not see your failure?
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You have chosen your side.
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And now, you will die on it.
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Arishem is coming.
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It would take the power
of another Celestial to stop him.
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Another Celestial.
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Fasten your seat belt, honey.
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It's time for my makeover.
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Jarvis, this night's shaping up
to be an instant classic.
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Yes. I suppose if the relevant metric
is "property damage."
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Howard! Hi. You're still conscious.
Can we chat?
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Aggie! Kingo! About time!
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Jarvis, bust out the grappa!
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Sorry, Howard. No time for digestifs.
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Still, maybe pour it anyway, though.
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We had a bout of creative inspiration.
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Is that some kinda euphemism?
Are you two a thing now?
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- Sorry. Not my type.
- Sorry. Not my type.
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But we do have chemistry.
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And with Kingo's help, we've finally
cracked the Third Act set piece.
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Amazing! I'll check out
the pages first thing--
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No, no, no. We can't risk sitting
on these creative juices.
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We gotta shoot this finale--
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- Now!
- Right now!
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Impossible. When Ms. Harkness opted
to rewrite the Third Act,
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for the sixth time, I might add,
we broke down the sets.
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"Broke down the--"
What are you talking about?
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Ugh, damn it!
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You've no idea how many runes
I had to paint by hand on those sets.
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Come on. Think, think, think.
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There's gotta be a cursed swamp,
a haunted house, something we can use.
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Bingo, baby! Griffith Observatory.
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It should be big enough for all the runes.
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We can shoot the finale there!
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And with what dark magic do you expect me
to pull permits at this hour?
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For that kind of production value,
I'll buy the joint.
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Load up the limo, Jarvis!
We're doin' a company move!
246
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Actually, let's take our ride.
247
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Oh, my...
248
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An alien spaceship.
249
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:16,707
I gotta hand it to you, Aggie.
You had me fooled.
250
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- I thought you were a witch.
- Yes.
251
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- But he's the space alien.
- Wait. What?
252
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Technically, I'm more of a space robot.
253
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You are?
254
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Howard, you knew?
255
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You knew?
256
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I'm Howard Stark!
257
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I'm the smartest person on Earth.
Of course, I knew.
258
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I also knew I'd save
a hell of a lot of money
259
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on special effects using actual magic.
260
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Look, everyone in this town has a secret.
It's what makes it interesting.
261
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So, whatever's about to go down,
I'm here for you. Just let me film it.
262
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But once we save the day,
I want a look under your hood.
263
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I am sensing major patent potential.
264
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Okay, y'all. Let's do it.
265
00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:07,874
Okay. We've got five cameras set up
for maximum coverage.
266
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"A" Camera's gonna be trained on Agatha.
267
00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:14,500
Um, I think you're gonna wanna swap out
the lens for something... wider.
268
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Jarvis!
269
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Jarvis. Jarvis, please.
270
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The line needs to be more confident.
271
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This also needs a little touch-up, okay?
Lean into the room's energy.
272
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If you'll forgive me, Ms. Harkness.
273
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:30,332
We didn't do a lot of occult rituals
when I trained at Balmoral.
274
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,749
Hey, sassy,
I suggested we bring in the set dec team,
275
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but you said
we couldn't afford the overages.
276
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So, now we're here with your lame energy.
277
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Aggie?
278
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Is that part of the opening act?
279
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Arishem.
280
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Okay. Then, places, people! It's showtime.
281
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:05,999
Not gonna lie,
getting some ritual sacrifice vibes here.
282
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You look great.
Chin up! Chin up! That's it.
283
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And start making space for that Oscar.
284
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From the stars in the sky
to the depths of the Earth.
285
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Let the power of creation
bring forth my rebirth!
286
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Finally, your power will be mine!
287
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Should we be concerned?
288
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We'll be legends!
289
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Oh, she is beautiful.
290
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Are you getting this?
291
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This is the greatest footage ever shot!
292
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:15,250
This is gold!
293
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This power, it's... everything.
294
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It's him. He's here.
295
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,582
It must feel strange
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for such a primitive being
297
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to suddenly possess a power so cosmic.
298
00:19:51,416 --> 00:19:56,332
Oh, honey, cosmic is just my size.
Haven't you seen the marquee?
299
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I'm a star.
300
00:19:57,666 --> 00:20:01,582
You are a heretic, Agatha Harkness.
301
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And you will be judged as such.
302
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:06,125
Oh, yeah? Judge this. Boom!
303
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:13,665
Oh, boy! Cecil B. DeMille's
gonna be pissed when he sees this footage.
304
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Film it! Film it!
305
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:17,040
I'm filming it!
I'm filming it! I'm filming it!
306
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:20,625
Howard, something tells me
she's got the whole world watching.
307
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Hah!
308
00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:30,290
Yes!
309
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Your vanity blinds you.
310
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- Oh!
- No!
311
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A Celestial creates life.
312
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,666
It does not glorify its own existence.
313
00:20:55,958 --> 00:20:57,707
When will you see?
314
00:20:57,708 --> 00:21:01,915
You will always be too human
to wield such power.
315
00:21:01,916 --> 00:21:04,415
Oh, that's cute. You think I missed?
316
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:07,583
Truth is,
I was just getting you to hit your mark.
317
00:21:16,416 --> 00:21:18,540
What? How did you?
318
00:21:18,541 --> 00:21:20,749
It's called acting, love.
319
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:24,458
And I'm afraid you are
the next character I'm gonna become.
320
00:21:43,125 --> 00:21:45,707
Humdinger. That's a showstopper.
321
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:47,999
Eddie, tell me you were in focus.
322
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,665
Yes, I think we've got it.
323
00:21:49,666 --> 00:21:51,124
The angles!
324
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Performance of a lifetime, Agatha.
325
00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:54,874
I think that's a wrap.
326
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:58,249
Oh, Kingo. The show's not over yet.
327
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,290
Agatha, what are you doing?
328
00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:03,999
With this power?
Anything I damn well please.
329
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,290
But I thought...
330
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:09,124
That I wanted to save the world
from the Emergence? Please.
331
00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:13,790
I played the reluctant hero
for a hot minute to get what I needed.
332
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:15,500
You.
333
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:18,249
Now,
334
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:21,124
kneel before me.
335
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:23,582
- Yes, my queen.
- Oh, yes!
336
00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:26,207
Savin' the big twist
for the Third Act reel!
337
00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:27,665
Howard, take it seriously.
338
00:22:27,666 --> 00:22:30,040
With her magic
and now the power of two Celestials,
339
00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:33,457
she can destroy the whole world
and remake it however she wants.
340
00:22:33,458 --> 00:22:35,499
Surely, you've worked
with difficult actors before.
341
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,040
Must be a way to get through to her.
342
00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:38,582
I mean, all actors are difficult.
343
00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:41,875
We're all sensitive 'cause
we're opening up our souls, so the--
344
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:44,666
Jarvis, you're a genius.
345
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:48,166
Agatha, stop.
346
00:22:48,708 --> 00:22:51,165
I would have thought
you'd have realized by now
347
00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:54,749
I'm not an actress
who likes to take direction!
348
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,625
Now, kneel before me.
349
00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:58,332
This isn't you.
350
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,207
You don't know me.
351
00:23:00,208 --> 00:23:01,582
Of course, I do.
352
00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:03,249
Because you're just like me,
353
00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:05,875
and everyone else
who came to this stupid town.
354
00:23:06,625 --> 00:23:10,332
At some point, somewhere in our lives,
the world made us feel small,
355
00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:11,875
so we set out to show them.
356
00:23:12,916 --> 00:23:15,374
But, Agatha,
you never needed all this power.
357
00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:18,749
Because you've always had
the only magic you'd ever really needed
358
00:23:18,750 --> 00:23:20,082
to leave your mark on the world.
359
00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:21,999
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
360
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,749
And what magic is that?
361
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:24,833
The movies.
362
00:23:25,666 --> 00:23:28,665
The movies are magic, Agatha.
363
00:23:28,666 --> 00:23:29,999
Hell, they're better than magic.
364
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,624
Because they change the world
by changing people.
365
00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:35,165
By making them feel something real.
366
00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:38,457
And with that kind of power,
you don't have to be feared.
367
00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:41,416
Because you can be adored.
368
00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:49,833
You can't possibly understand
how long I've worked for this.
369
00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:53,458
Well, I've been on Earth
for thousands of years, so I kinda do.
370
00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:57,291
And if you're anything like me,
maybe all this time,
371
00:23:57,833 --> 00:24:00,166
you've just been looking
for the right collaborator.
372
00:24:05,916 --> 00:24:07,291
So, what do you say?
373
00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:10,833
Wanna change the world? For real?
374
00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:36,124
Reporting live from Hollywood,
375
00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:39,457
where there's more stars on the red carpet
than there are in the sky.
376
00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:40,540
Over here. One more!
377
00:24:40,541 --> 00:24:43,332
Mr. Stark! Mr. Stark!
The trades are predicting a blockbuster.
378
00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:44,957
What will it mean for your weapons biz?
379
00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:48,082
Wars, my friend, are a thing of the past.
Cinema is the future.
380
00:24:51,041 --> 00:24:53,374
Kingo and I, we wanted to make a movie
381
00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:56,291
that would, well... change the world.
382
00:24:56,875 --> 00:24:57,874
And I think we did.
383
00:24:57,875 --> 00:25:01,290
Some sparks flew, that's for sure.
384
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,082
Now, just wait for the sequel.
385
00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:05,041
- Hey, Kingo!
- Agatha!
386
00:25:08,833 --> 00:25:10,874
That sequel could come
sooner than you think.
387
00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:12,165
Since you revived them,
388
00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:14,707
Ajak and the other Eternals
are pretty concerned
389
00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:18,665
that killing Arishem has probably
drawn the Celestials' attention.
390
00:25:18,666 --> 00:25:21,582
Hah! Too bad for them.
We thrive on attention.
391
00:25:22,666 --> 00:25:24,790
Yeah, but this is
the bad kind of attention.
392
00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:26,957
Oh, darling,
we can save that for the sequel.
393
00:25:28,291 --> 00:25:32,332
Oh, my God! It looks so gorgeous!
394
00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:34,166
This is so beautiful!
395
00:25:36,416 --> 00:25:38,457
Everyone has a story worth telling.
396
00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:41,666
Even two lost souls on the wrong path.
397
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:45,958
But sometimes,
all it takes is a trip to the movies
398
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:49,958
to remind you that anything is possible.
399
00:25:51,041 --> 00:25:52,500
Even a happy ending.
400
00:25:55,291 --> 00:25:57,957
Then again,
who doesn't love a cliffhanger?
401
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,583
And cut!