1 00:00:45,042 --> 00:00:46,042 WATCHER: Time. 2 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:50,500 Space. 3 00:00:52,208 --> 00:00:53,208 Reality. 4 00:00:56,208 --> 00:00:57,917 It's more than a linear path. 5 00:01:02,708 --> 00:01:07,292 It's a prism of endless possibility, 6 00:01:09,833 --> 00:01:13,292 where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, 7 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,833 creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. 8 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,125 I am the Watcher. 9 00:01:26,458 --> 00:01:29,625 I am your guide through these vast new realities. 10 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:34,708 Follow me and ponder the question... 11 00:01:38,208 --> 00:01:39,708 "What if?" 12 00:01:49,833 --> 00:01:54,208 The galaxy, to your eyes, a hundred billion points of light. 13 00:01:55,000 --> 00:02:00,000 But where you see light, I see worlds and the countless stories that fill them. 14 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:05,333 But in a Multiverse of infinite possibility, 15 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:12,583 is your destiny determined by your nature or by the nature of your world? 16 00:02:21,667 --> 00:02:23,042 (DEVICE CLICKING) 17 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Drop it! Drop it now! 18 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:35,000 Who are you? 19 00:02:35,083 --> 00:02:36,292 Identify yourself. 20 00:02:36,375 --> 00:02:39,250 STAR-LORD: Who, me? I am just an ordinary junker. 21 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,833 But there is one name you may know me by. 22 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,125 Oh, my. Star-Lord! 23 00:02:49,208 --> 00:02:51,667 I'm a huge fan of your work. What are you doing here? 24 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:54,833 That was not the reaction I was expecting. 25 00:02:54,917 --> 00:02:55,917 (CREATURES GROWLING) 26 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,500 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Stop! Show some respect. 27 00:02:58,583 --> 00:03:02,500 This is the Star-Lord, legendary outlaw. 28 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:05,042 Steals from the powerful and gives to the powerless. 29 00:03:05,125 --> 00:03:07,583 Should we be bowing? I feel like we should be bowing. 30 00:03:07,667 --> 00:03:09,667 I mean, unless we should be kneeling. 31 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:11,750 -Neither is necessary. -Please. 32 00:03:11,833 --> 00:03:15,042 -You are a lord. -It is not an official title. 33 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:17,125 -Nor is it one I am comfortable with. -(LAUGHS) 34 00:03:17,208 --> 00:03:20,875 Of course you would be humble. Classic Star-Lord. 35 00:03:20,958 --> 00:03:23,458 I almost wish I didn't have to take that from you. 36 00:03:23,542 --> 00:03:26,125 Surely something this powerful is better off in my hands. 37 00:03:26,208 --> 00:03:30,083 It's just that my boss, Ronan, super, super intense. 38 00:03:30,167 --> 00:03:32,167 But I could be convinced to make a career change. 39 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:35,125 Appreciate the interest, but we're all staffed up. 40 00:03:35,208 --> 00:03:38,917 Oh, totally. Totally get it. But at least now I get to spar with you. 41 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,417 I guess if that's really what you want. 42 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:44,542 Oh, it shall be the honor of my life. 43 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:47,750 -Oh. Uh, should I not use the gun? -Go ahead. 44 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:48,917 -Really? -Please. 45 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,042 No, it's not a problem. 46 00:03:50,125 --> 00:03:51,500 -I'll get rid of it. -It's okay. 47 00:03:51,583 --> 00:03:53,167 -You sure? -Go ahead, use the gun. 48 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:54,917 That is so generous of you. 49 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:56,625 -Ready? -KORATH: Oh, yes. 50 00:03:56,708 --> 00:03:57,792 Oh. (GROANING) 51 00:03:58,583 --> 00:04:01,708 You do not disappoint, my lord. So nimble, so spry. 52 00:04:01,792 --> 00:04:02,875 I'm right here. Hit me. 53 00:04:03,583 --> 00:04:06,750 -Oh. My Lord! I didn't mean to... -That is what we're here for. 54 00:04:06,833 --> 00:04:08,625 Do it again. But this time, faster. 55 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:09,958 -Harder. -Really? 56 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:12,542 I barely moved. Hit me. 57 00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:14,333 (SCREAMS) 58 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,458 Classic Star-Lord. 59 00:04:19,917 --> 00:04:22,000 Now I almost feel bad. 60 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:38,542 Well, I have hired worse. 61 00:04:41,958 --> 00:04:45,167 SOLDIER: Freeze, Ravager. We have you outnumbered. 62 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:49,625 It would appear, but a Ravager never flies solo. 63 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,292 (WIND BLOWING) 64 00:04:56,292 --> 00:05:01,000 I said, "A Ravager never flies solo." 65 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:05,667 Uh, is that some kind of catchphrase? 66 00:05:05,750 --> 00:05:07,125 -(MAN WHISTLES) -(GROANS) 67 00:05:07,625 --> 00:05:09,042 -(MAN WHISTLING) -(ALL GROANING) 68 00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:19,917 You had me worried for a second. 69 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,500 -Who's the Sleeping Beauty? -A new recruit. He was after this as well. 70 00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:25,208 Mmm-hmm. 71 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,542 Thermal signature's off the charts. 72 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:29,958 You know, if we wanted to have some real fun, 73 00:05:30,042 --> 00:05:31,167 we'd make like the old days 74 00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:33,333 and sell this bad boy to the highest bidder. 75 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:34,792 (SOLDIER 2 GROANING, GRUNTS) 76 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:38,458 If we made like the old days, you'd only have half of your teeth. 77 00:05:38,542 --> 00:05:41,000 Besides, wouldn't you rather use it to jump-start 78 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:44,667 the Krylorians' dying star, save their system from extinction? 79 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:47,625 You know as well as I, no treasure is worth as much 80 00:05:47,708 --> 00:05:49,667 as the good that can be done with it. 81 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,583 YONDU: Ah. That's my boy. 82 00:06:01,542 --> 00:06:04,583 WATCHER: Though our hero's destiny might lie in the stars above, 83 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:09,208 the beginning of his journey was much more down-to-earth. 84 00:06:09,292 --> 00:06:11,625 T'CHALLA: I am tired of living in a bubble. 85 00:06:11,708 --> 00:06:14,083 There's an entire world out there, Baba. 86 00:06:14,167 --> 00:06:18,042 Yes, one of war, violence, hatred. 87 00:06:18,833 --> 00:06:21,458 That world has nothing to offer Wakanda. 88 00:06:21,542 --> 00:06:24,708 There must be more. But we must be brave enough to search for it. 89 00:06:24,792 --> 00:06:26,750 T'CHAKA: I do understand, my son. 90 00:06:26,833 --> 00:06:29,750 Though the blood of a king runs through your veins, 91 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:33,292 it is pumped by the heart of an explorer. 92 00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:37,167 But as someone who has ventured out into the greater world, 93 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:38,792 let me assure you, 94 00:06:39,375 --> 00:06:43,833 all you will find there is destruction and pain. 95 00:06:43,917 --> 00:06:47,625 Those people do not understand our way of life. 96 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:52,125 WATCHER: What you call destiny is just an equation, 97 00:06:53,917 --> 00:06:55,667 -a product of variables. - (GRUNTS) 98 00:06:58,583 --> 00:07:03,208 WATCHER: Right place, right time, or in some instances, 99 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:06,167 the wrong place at the wrong time. 100 00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:08,417 As fate would have it, at that very moment, 101 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:13,417 a Ravager spacecraft was arriving on Earth to abduct the spawn of the Celestial, Ego. 102 00:07:14,292 --> 00:07:15,417 Cool. 103 00:07:16,833 --> 00:07:18,417 WATCHER: But in this universe, 104 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:22,042 Yondu outsourced the assignment to his subordinates. 105 00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:25,667 You morons grabbed the wrong kid. 106 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:27,750 Uh-uh. Not so fast, Captain. 107 00:07:27,833 --> 00:07:31,458 Two see holes, two hear holes, one eat hole. 108 00:07:31,542 --> 00:07:32,708 Everything checks out. 109 00:07:32,792 --> 00:07:35,542 Does this really look like Peter Quill to y'all? 110 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:38,208 Sure. I don't know. All humans look alike to me. 111 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:41,500 The cosmic readings where he was took nearly broke our dial. 112 00:07:41,583 --> 00:07:45,542 If there was anything not from that planet on that planet, it's there. 113 00:07:45,625 --> 00:07:49,083 Well, my home is built on an ancient Vibranium meteorite. 114 00:07:49,167 --> 00:07:51,875 You sure don't seem too freaked out about all this, kid. 115 00:07:51,958 --> 00:07:54,042 What you doing out there all by yourself anyway? 116 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:57,167 -Exploring the world. -Sounds fun. 117 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:59,042 But why stop at one world, huh? 118 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:01,917 When we can show you all of them? 119 00:08:18,167 --> 00:08:20,125 (MUSIC PLAYING) 120 00:08:25,542 --> 00:08:27,542 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 121 00:08:29,958 --> 00:08:32,708 -Ravagers! -ALL: Ravagers! 122 00:08:34,042 --> 00:08:35,833 Star-Lord, if you had to pick a favorite... 123 00:08:35,917 --> 00:08:37,500 Really, I could not say. 124 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:40,792 I know, I know, so many heists, so many planets saved. 125 00:08:40,875 --> 00:08:42,208 Still, you must have one. 126 00:08:42,292 --> 00:08:43,958 How could you choose just one? 127 00:08:44,042 --> 00:08:46,750 Oh! What about the Central Bank heist of Tarnax IV? 128 00:08:46,833 --> 00:08:48,875 Never hurts to hurt a Skrull, right? 129 00:08:48,958 --> 00:08:50,333 (ALL LAUGHING) 130 00:08:51,667 --> 00:08:53,542 That job paid for Kraglin's teeth. 131 00:08:53,625 --> 00:08:55,958 How about when you armed the Ankaran resistance? 132 00:08:56,042 --> 00:08:58,417 Oh, man. Barely made it out of that one. 133 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:01,750 How exactly did you stop Thanos, the Mad Titan, 134 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:04,458 from decimating half of the universe? Oh, no. 135 00:09:04,542 --> 00:09:06,583 I'm a big enough man to admit when I'm wrong. 136 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:09,417 T'Challa here showed me there was more than one way 137 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,208 to reallocate the universe's resources. 138 00:09:11,292 --> 00:09:15,292 Sometimes the best weapon in your arsenal is just a good argument. 139 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:16,875 Aye, aye, Commander. 140 00:09:16,958 --> 00:09:20,042 Although I still assert my plan was not without its merits. 141 00:09:20,125 --> 00:09:21,417 (ALL GROANING) 142 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,250 -Here we go. -Please. 143 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:25,792 Pretty sure it's still just genocide, big guy. 144 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:27,458 And I'm pretty sure it's efficient. 145 00:09:27,542 --> 00:09:29,042 (ALL LAUGHING) 146 00:09:34,042 --> 00:09:35,583 Your money is no good here. 147 00:09:35,667 --> 00:09:38,583 -Please. -No, seriously. We only take cash. 148 00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:41,000 Oh, I'm sorry. I, uh... I have cash. 149 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:43,375 Wait. You are the Star-Lord. 150 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,625 You saved my home world from a Kree invasion. 151 00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:48,125 -All in a day's work. -No, it took several days. 152 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:51,667 Six, in fact. Let us take a picture to send to my wife and daughter. 153 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:52,875 I would prefer-- (GROANS) 154 00:09:52,958 --> 00:09:54,250 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 155 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:57,667 Oh, we should take another one. You look terrible. I look great. 156 00:09:57,750 --> 00:09:59,958 -I'm sure it's fine. -No, I insist. 157 00:10:00,042 --> 00:10:02,375 -It is a truly awful picture of you. -WOMAN: I don't know. 158 00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:06,958 He looks pretty good from where I'm standing. 159 00:10:07,042 --> 00:10:08,292 Nebula. 160 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,458 Hey, Cha-Cha. 161 00:10:10,375 --> 00:10:11,750 -(YELPS) -(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 162 00:10:11,833 --> 00:10:13,667 NEBULA: Pretty valuable loot you got here. 163 00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:15,542 The big guy know you have this? 164 00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:16,875 You mean your father? 165 00:10:18,167 --> 00:10:20,208 He's lucky I call him the big guy. 166 00:10:20,292 --> 00:10:21,667 You know, he gardens now. 167 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:23,750 You should talk to him. He really has changed. 168 00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:25,000 The past doesn't. 169 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,250 You still wear your past around your neck. 170 00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:29,625 You ever think of going back? 171 00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:31,250 Not much to go back to. 172 00:10:32,167 --> 00:10:35,875 When I was young, Yondu attempted to return me to Wakanda... 173 00:10:36,708 --> 00:10:37,958 but it had been destroyed. 174 00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:40,667 I'm sorry. 175 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:42,875 Just another senseless war. 176 00:10:43,667 --> 00:10:47,667 Baba warned that was all humans know. Turns out he was right. 177 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:50,750 You lost your home, and now you save everyone else's. 178 00:10:50,833 --> 00:10:52,292 That's the name of this tune, huh? 179 00:10:52,917 --> 00:10:55,083 (CHUCKLES) Something like that. 180 00:10:55,167 --> 00:10:57,708 Well, then, do I have a job for you. 181 00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:02,875 They're called the Embers of Genesis. 182 00:11:02,958 --> 00:11:05,583 Nutrient-rich cosmic dust from an ancient supernova 183 00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:08,333 with the power to terraform entire ecosystems. 184 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:11,708 With one ounce, you can heal a dying planet in minutes. 185 00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:13,667 And with a payload the size we're talking... 186 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:16,792 We could feed billions of people on millions of worlds, 187 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:19,000 and eradicate hunger across the galaxy. 188 00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:22,292 Don't tell Captain Genocide over here. You might spoil his fun. 189 00:11:22,375 --> 00:11:24,042 (CHUCKLES) New guy's pretty funny. 190 00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:26,583 -I thought you work alone, daughter. -Wait, wait, wait. 191 00:11:26,667 --> 00:11:28,625 You mean she's your offspring? 192 00:11:28,708 --> 00:11:30,667 -BOTH: Adopted. -T'CHALLA: It's a long story. 193 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:33,167 I've been trying to get them into counseling. 194 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:37,125 -So who's the mark? -Taneleer Tivan, also known as... 195 00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:38,208 KRAGLIN: The Collector? 196 00:11:38,292 --> 00:11:41,792 As in the most ruthless kingpin in the intergalactic underworld? 197 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,667 -Wait, I thought that was you. -THANOS: It was. 198 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:44,833 But when I went straight, 199 00:11:44,917 --> 00:11:47,458 Tivan saw an opening and filled the power vacuum. 200 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:50,042 We can all agree the Collector is dangerous. 201 00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:52,750 FYI, the Collector does not offer dental. 202 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:56,292 This is suicide, T'Challa. Not even I can get through his defenses. 203 00:11:56,375 --> 00:12:00,750 You dig? This maniac won't do you the kindness of killing you. 204 00:12:00,833 --> 00:12:03,000 He'll dissect you for a science project, 205 00:12:03,083 --> 00:12:05,958 frame whatever's left and hang you up on the wall. 206 00:12:06,042 --> 00:12:08,667 So should I mark you down as undecided? 207 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:12,583 So long as the Collector's involved, we are not. 208 00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:25,292 You may be the soul of this ship, but I am still the captain. 209 00:12:25,375 --> 00:12:28,667 We are Ravagers. We do not back down from a fight. 210 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:31,875 No, no. We steal from the rich and give to the poor, 211 00:12:31,958 --> 00:12:34,750 just like that earthling folk hero of yours, right? 212 00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:36,375 -Robin Leach. -Robin Hood. 213 00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:38,583 Whatever. That's our racket. 214 00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:40,750 We've been picking pockets for loose coins. 215 00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:45,167 If we truly want to change the galaxy, accomplish all we set out to do, 216 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,833 then it's time we robbed the bank. 217 00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:52,958 Oh, jeez. Never have been any good at saying no to you, kid. 218 00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:57,875 The Collector's got a famous kink for exotic flora and fauna. 219 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,708 The Embers will be housed with the rest of his conquests, here. 220 00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:03,667 A museum that doubles as his base of operations. 221 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:07,667 A mining colony in a severed head of an ancient celestial being. 222 00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:12,250 THANOS: He's got the Black Order doing security. 223 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:16,042 Take it from me, they're bad news. How do you plan on sneaking past them? 224 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:18,958 I don't. I'm gonna knock on their front door like a lady. 225 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:23,125 My Lady Nebula. Captain Udonta. 226 00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:25,708 I'm here to fetch you for my master. 227 00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:27,417 NEBULA: Yondu and I will pose as sellers 228 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:30,042 looking to unload that orb you recovered on Morag. 229 00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,208 But really, it'll be T'Challa inside. 230 00:13:32,292 --> 00:13:34,917 Our head of security, Proxima Midnight. 231 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,292 Looks like they got an exhibit running the museum. 232 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:38,958 Hold it. Security scan. 233 00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:43,667 And that is when you cause the distraction. 234 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:44,958 (EXCLAIMS) 235 00:13:45,042 --> 00:13:46,333 (GROANS) 236 00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:48,625 Stop. I thought we were faking it. 237 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:52,458 Yeah, well, try calling me Captain Genocide again, new guy. 238 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,292 Captain Genocide...(SCREAMS) 239 00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:59,833 T'CHALLA: The Ravagers will start a riot, drawing the attention of the Black Order. 240 00:13:59,917 --> 00:14:01,250 We have a situation. 241 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:03,875 All units report to our position. 242 00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:07,292 T'CHALLA: Now, Yondu and Nebula are free to distract the Collector, 243 00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:09,417 so that I can search for the Embers. 244 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:17,667 Amazing. 245 00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:20,542 I have no notes. A perfect plan. 246 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:22,208 What could possibly go wrong? 247 00:14:22,292 --> 00:14:27,125 I present to you, Taneleer Tivan, the Collector. 248 00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:29,167 Oh, my dearest Nebula. 249 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,333 Aren't you a sight for sore... 250 00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:34,792 Eye. Forgive me, I couldn't help myself. (LAUGHS) 251 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,875 Hey, you, creep-show. If it's all the same to you, 252 00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,583 I'd just as soon get on with it. 253 00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:41,125 All business? 254 00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:46,292 And to think I'm old enough to remember when the Ravagers used to be fun. 255 00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:49,583 What can I say? We went straight and I got square. 256 00:14:49,667 --> 00:14:52,667 Hey, if you boys are done gossiping, I brought what you asked. 257 00:14:59,417 --> 00:15:00,417 (DOG WHIMPERS) 258 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,583 Ugh. 259 00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:04,417 The collection is much bigger than I anticipated. 260 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:09,333 All this suffering, and for what? 261 00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:12,000 My guess, he's compensating for something big. 262 00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:15,000 Or small, if you catch my drift. 263 00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:16,958 You are quite articulate for a duck. 264 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,958 That, sir, is very close-minded. 265 00:15:20,042 --> 00:15:22,250 You know, I, um... I'm looking for something. 266 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,875 The Embers of Genesis. Do you know where I can find them? 267 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,542 Cosmic flora, down the hall. 268 00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:29,625 Take a Louie at the Frost Giants, a hard Ralph at the Kronans. 269 00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:33,250 You'll see a sign for Elvish literature. Ignore that, total snooze. 270 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,417 -Screw it. -(QUACKS) 271 00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,208 Give me the tour. 272 00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:43,417 You know what they say, "When you're out of luck, 273 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,667 "always go duck." 274 00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:47,500 -I'm pretty sure no one says that. -HOWARD: Oh, they say it. 275 00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:48,875 -T'CHALLA: Really? -HOWARD: Totally. 276 00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:51,000 (ALL GRUNTING AND SCREAMING) 277 00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:53,750 (SCREAMING) 278 00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:57,083 (ALL GROANING) 279 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,375 The Ravagers? 280 00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:04,042 It's a diversion. Sound the alarms, lock down the building. 281 00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,708 (ALARM BLARING) 282 00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:12,208 (LAUGHS) The flashy flash. 283 00:16:12,292 --> 00:16:15,000 You always know how to bring the fun. 284 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,958 Hold on, I need to hydrate. 285 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,083 -We have to go. -Where are you going? Come back. 286 00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:26,583 Are you crazy? Happy hour just started. 287 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,958 It... It cannot be. 288 00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:11,333 My son, T'Challa, Crown Prince of Wakanda, 289 00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:15,083 was abducted from Earth by an alien spacecraft. 290 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:18,833 If you have any information regarding his whereabouts, 291 00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:22,625 we ask that you respond to this homing beacon. 292 00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,792 -And T'Challa... -Baba. 293 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,792 ...if you are out there, 294 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:33,583 you're one bright burning light in the night sky of billions, 295 00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:38,667 and we will search every last one of them until we find you 296 00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:41,458 on this plane or the next. 297 00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:50,417 (DOOR OPENS) 298 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:53,750 Oh, Cha-Cha, I hope you can understand, 299 00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:56,833 I had a debt with the Collector and you were the payment. 300 00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:01,583 (GROANS) 301 00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:06,958 Oh, T'Challa, now it's time for one of your great escapes. 302 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,500 You okay, kid? 303 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,000 You lied to me! 304 00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:11,375 I was protecting you. 305 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,792 Are we talking about the mission? Or is this "family stuff"? 306 00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:17,167 You told me my homeland had been destroyed. 307 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,417 My family killed. 308 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,750 How is that protecting me? 309 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,917 Whoa. Guess it's family stuff. 310 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,333 Sometimes you need to hear a lie to see the truth. 311 00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:28,000 You're just like me, T'Challa. 312 00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:32,625 I am nothing like you. 313 00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:35,042 You're an explorer, Star-Lord. 314 00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:41,375 And for people like you, like us, the past ain't nothing but a prison. 315 00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:43,583 You don't belong down there with them. 316 00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:48,250 You belong up here with us, with your family. 317 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,958 You are not my family. 318 00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:53,125 You never were. 319 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,042 Damn, that hurts. 320 00:18:57,417 --> 00:18:59,208 (DOOR BEEPS) 321 00:18:59,292 --> 00:19:01,542 The Collector is ready for you. 322 00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:16,875 I must apologize for all that awkwardness back there with Nebula. 323 00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:18,833 I simply abhor drama. 324 00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:21,917 (CHUCKLES) Your outfit would suggest otherwise. 325 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,542 What is it you want with me, Tivan? 326 00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:26,292 There is a blank wall in the commissary 327 00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:29,917 that I just haven't been able to find the right piece for. 328 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,042 I am just an ordinary human, hardly a work of art. 329 00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:38,500 Ah. I must admit now that I see you in the flesh, you are. 330 00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,208 (SIGHS) 331 00:19:40,292 --> 00:19:43,583 Are you sure you can't fly or shoot lasers out of your eyes or something? 332 00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:46,250 Let's go a few rounds and you can find out. 333 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:48,458 Pass. I prefer you in the cage. 334 00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:49,667 Where I come from, 335 00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:53,500 history has never looked kindly on those who lock men in cages. 336 00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:55,958 Maw, make a note. 337 00:19:56,042 --> 00:19:59,125 It appears he does have a super power after all. 338 00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:02,542 He can bore someone to death using only his sanctimony. 339 00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,458 Let's not waste the wall space. 340 00:20:04,542 --> 00:20:07,917 Dissect him and strip his remains for parts. 341 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:11,458 (DOOR BEEPS) 342 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:15,167 Daughter of mine. 343 00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:16,750 How could you do this to us? 344 00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:20,833 To my best friend, T'Challa. You are the worst. 345 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:23,042 (GASPS) 346 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,125 But then again, there are two sides to every story. 347 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:30,667 Relax, new guy. I'm here to rescue you. 348 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,458 Not like you to change your mind. 349 00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:34,375 Oh, I didn't. This was always the plan. 350 00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:37,708 I told T'Challa that the Collector was after him right from the jump. 351 00:20:37,792 --> 00:20:39,792 -What is this job? -More of a ruse. 352 00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:41,958 You see, I have this debt with the Collector 353 00:20:42,042 --> 00:20:43,417 and, well, he's come to collect. 354 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:46,625 -And what does he want? -In a word, you, Cha-Cha. 355 00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:50,167 I had no idea about that Wakandan ship. 356 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:54,042 All I knew was that we had an opening to settle my debt with the Collector, 357 00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:56,375 and steal the Embers right out from under him. 358 00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:59,500 (GASPS) So, all of this has been a triple-cross? 359 00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:01,583 What? Classic Star-Lord. 360 00:21:01,667 --> 00:21:04,125 Hey, it was T'Challa's idea to keep you in the dark. 361 00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:07,125 'Cause he knew I would never let him walk into a trap. 362 00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:08,375 Look where we ended up. 363 00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:09,458 All a distraction, 364 00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:14,042 providing me the necessary cover to obtain this, the Embers of Genesis. 365 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,500 Hot damn. You guys are good. 366 00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:19,292 -What about T'Challa? -NEBULA: Not to worry. 367 00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:22,917 He's keeping his escape plan close to his chest. 368 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,625 THE COLLECTOR: No, not like that, Carina. 369 00:21:24,708 --> 00:21:27,625 Even by a slave standard, you are foolish. 370 00:21:28,958 --> 00:21:29,958 (GRUNTING) 371 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,125 (GROANS) 372 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:49,292 I liked that thing you said about not locking people in cages. 373 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,708 Thank you. I am forever in your debt. 374 00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:54,958 (ALARM BLARING) 375 00:21:55,042 --> 00:21:58,292 PROXIMA MIDNIGHT: The prisoners have escaped. All units to sector seven. 376 00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:02,250 (GROANS) 377 00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:07,958 What kind of being leaves a party without saying goodbye? 378 00:22:08,042 --> 00:22:10,333 Something tells me this happens to you a lot. 379 00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:12,917 (GRUNTING) 380 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:15,750 (GROANS) 381 00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:17,333 (THE COLLECTOR LAUGHS) 382 00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:19,625 Packs quite a wallop, does it not? 383 00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:22,708 I hacked it off the carcass of a terribly chatty Kronan. 384 00:22:22,792 --> 00:22:24,792 Of course, if that's not your style, 385 00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:27,833 there's plenty more we can play with. Observe. 386 00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:35,750 A dagger forged in dark matter taken from the ruler of the Dark Elves. 387 00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:40,292 Or perhaps you prefer something a touch more elegant? 388 00:22:43,917 --> 00:22:47,250 Oh. That woman had taste! 389 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:51,625 A necrosword, courtesy of the Asgardian Goddess of Death. 390 00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:52,708 (T'CHALLA GRUNTING) 391 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,792 -Whoa. -(LAUGHS) 392 00:22:58,917 --> 00:22:59,917 (GRUNTING) 393 00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:02,750 (GROANS) 394 00:23:04,792 --> 00:23:06,208 (ALARM BLARING) 395 00:23:06,292 --> 00:23:08,708 -NEBULA: Run! -We were running. 396 00:23:08,792 --> 00:23:10,958 Okay, we'll run faster. 397 00:23:11,042 --> 00:23:13,125 (ROARING) 398 00:23:18,458 --> 00:23:19,708 (PROXIMA MIDNIGHT GRUNTS) 399 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:21,625 (GROANS) 400 00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:23,500 -Get to the ship. -Are you crazy? 401 00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:26,208 -You'll never take them yourself. -Not crazy... 402 00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:29,833 Mad. 403 00:23:41,167 --> 00:23:42,708 (GRUNTS) 404 00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:45,625 (BLACK DWARF GROWLS) 405 00:23:49,625 --> 00:23:51,333 -(GRUNTS) -(GROANS) 406 00:23:51,417 --> 00:23:52,917 (BOTH GRUNTING) 407 00:23:58,750 --> 00:23:59,833 (SCREAMS) 408 00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:03,833 A pity. 409 00:24:03,917 --> 00:24:07,750 You abandoned your home and family, 410 00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:11,042 and now, your new family has abandoned you. Karma. 411 00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:14,875 Maybe you haven't heard, a Ravager never flies solo. 412 00:24:14,958 --> 00:24:16,500 (YONDU WHISTLES) 413 00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,792 (WHISTLES) 414 00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:22,083 Yondu, sweet! Now it's a party. 415 00:24:22,167 --> 00:24:26,250 Ain't no way in hell I was going to leave here without my kid. 416 00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:27,833 (WHISTLES) 417 00:24:29,125 --> 00:24:30,417 (WHISTLES) 418 00:24:33,417 --> 00:24:35,083 (GROANING) 419 00:24:35,167 --> 00:24:37,250 -(GRUNTS) -(GRUNTS) 420 00:24:41,792 --> 00:24:43,042 (GROANS) 421 00:24:49,375 --> 00:24:50,375 (THANOS GROANING) 422 00:24:53,208 --> 00:24:54,208 (GROANS) 423 00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:58,542 (ROARS) 424 00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:02,375 Eat this. 425 00:25:05,208 --> 00:25:06,208 (ROARS) 426 00:25:09,292 --> 00:25:10,292 (SCREAMS) 427 00:25:14,458 --> 00:25:15,458 (SCREAMS) 428 00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:25,208 -(THANOS GRUNTS) -(NEBULA SCREAMS) 429 00:25:25,292 --> 00:25:27,250 (BOTH SCREAMING) 430 00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:29,292 Let's go. Punch it! 431 00:25:32,458 --> 00:25:35,125 -What about Yondu and T'Challa? -I'm sure they're doing fine. 432 00:25:37,917 --> 00:25:39,750 (GRUNTS, GROANS) 433 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,125 (YONDU YELLS) 434 00:25:44,208 --> 00:25:45,625 (GRUNTS) 435 00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:50,958 -Okay, any ideas? -Sticky fingers. 436 00:25:51,042 --> 00:25:52,083 Could work. 437 00:25:52,167 --> 00:25:54,083 -Who's the glue? -You are. 438 00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:56,750 -Because you lied to me. -Fair point. 439 00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:02,583 (GRUNTS) 440 00:26:03,583 --> 00:26:04,958 (GROANING) 441 00:26:05,042 --> 00:26:06,375 YONDU: Is that all you got? 442 00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:08,000 (GRUNTS) 443 00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:22,750 You think this can contain me? 444 00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:26,833 Cute. No matter where you go or how far you hide, 445 00:26:26,917 --> 00:26:31,083 there is not a corner in this galaxy beyond my grasp. 446 00:26:31,167 --> 00:26:33,792 Sure, sure. Whatever. Cool story. 447 00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:37,958 I trust you'll know what to do with this. 448 00:26:38,042 --> 00:26:40,625 Oh, I have some ideas. 449 00:26:40,708 --> 00:26:43,083 Carina, can I have my bracelet now? 450 00:26:43,167 --> 00:26:45,708 No touching, Carina. No! 451 00:26:46,542 --> 00:26:50,542 No, no, no, no. Stay. Stop! 452 00:26:50,625 --> 00:26:54,208 Stop and think. I took care of all of you. I put a roof over your heads. 453 00:26:54,333 --> 00:26:56,250 Oh. Karma. 454 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,500 (ALL GROWLING) 455 00:27:00,833 --> 00:27:02,417 YONDU: We're never getting out on foot. 456 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:04,375 Then we'll take to the skies. 457 00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:18,208 All crew members present and accounted for by some miracle. 458 00:27:18,292 --> 00:27:20,917 Then I will see you at the rendezvous point. 459 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,500 Copy that, Cha-Cha. 460 00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:27,125 Looks like we've got a stowaway. 461 00:27:27,208 --> 00:27:29,917 You always did have a soft spot for runaways. 462 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:35,083 -Look, T'Challa, I just wanted to say-- -There's no need. 463 00:27:35,167 --> 00:27:38,333 I was the one who told you I wanted to see the world. 464 00:27:38,417 --> 00:27:41,542 All you did was show me the universe. 465 00:27:42,375 --> 00:27:46,167 Oh, yeah. She really is a beaut, isn't she? 466 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:48,125 T'CHALLA: I've always felt at home up here. 467 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:53,125 But now, knowing everything, I'm not quite sure where I belong. 468 00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:56,458 Seen a lot of space travelers in my day, kid. 469 00:27:56,542 --> 00:27:58,875 And if I've learned anything from watching you, 470 00:27:59,458 --> 00:28:02,583 on any planet, among any people, 471 00:28:02,667 --> 00:28:06,708 there ain't no place in this galaxy where you don't belong. 472 00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:11,375 Where you want to be, that's the question, isn't it? 473 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:16,917 You're just gonna have to follow your heart on that one, Mr. Star-Lord. 474 00:28:39,167 --> 00:28:42,333 -Baba. -(VOICE SHAKING) My son, my son. 475 00:28:42,417 --> 00:28:46,292 I knew you would find your way home to us. 476 00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:48,042 I'm sorry it took me so long. 477 00:28:48,125 --> 00:28:51,208 Let me introduce you to the family I made along the way. 478 00:28:51,292 --> 00:28:53,333 Uh, you must be T'Challa's father. 479 00:28:53,417 --> 00:28:57,667 Uh, pleased to meet you, sir. Your son is a galactic hero. 480 00:28:57,750 --> 00:29:00,875 My friend, that sounds an awful lot like genocide. 481 00:29:00,958 --> 00:29:03,667 -No, no, no. Because it's random. -Uh-huh. 482 00:29:03,750 --> 00:29:06,208 And I might add, efficient. 483 00:29:06,292 --> 00:29:07,542 (GROANS) Dad! 484 00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:10,208 I mean, if you really wanted to put a label on it, 485 00:29:10,292 --> 00:29:11,750 T'Challa and I are best friends. 486 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:13,375 Oh, yeah, jump points are the best. 487 00:29:13,458 --> 00:29:15,875 They make your face all scrambly, but they're a lot of fun. 488 00:29:15,958 --> 00:29:21,833 I am still wondering how exactly my son came to be in your spaceship. 489 00:29:22,250 --> 00:29:25,875 Funny story, Your Highness. You see, I took this job-- 490 00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:28,917 I was lost, Baba. Yondu found me. 491 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:33,333 WATCHER: And from one family reunion to another... 492 00:29:33,917 --> 00:29:35,917 ('80s POP SONG PLAYING) 493 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,500 I saw your eyes 494 00:29:42,625 --> 00:29:44,792 And you made me smile 495 00:29:44,875 --> 00:29:46,458 Uh, sorry. We're closed. 496 00:29:46,542 --> 00:29:51,250 What, Peter? Can't spare a little time for dear old Dad? 497 00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:53,583 WATCHER: Too bad this might spell the end of the world. 498 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:56,167 But that's a story for another day. 499 00:29:56,292 --> 00:29:58,208 I was falling in love