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[birds chirping]
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[Taggie] Fancy a bite, Rupert?
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Ugh, that's wrong.
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Mr Campbell-Black,
may I interest you in some pudding?
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- [Rupert] Yes, you can.
- [horse blusters]
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[whispers] Oh, shit.
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Uh, I was coming to find you.
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Here's me thinking you were going
to grandmother's house.
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- [Basil chuckles]
- My grandmother lives in Ireland.
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Um, I had some leftovers from a job I did.
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It's a spare jam roly-poly.
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Can I interest you in a-a bite?
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[stammers] A bit of it?
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[Basil] I'll have one.
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Hi, Bas. I made it with rhubarb.
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Yeah.
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[sniffs] Mmm. Oh, my God.
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This is excellent. You're not having any?
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No, I'm fine. [sighs] Should we head back?
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- [clicks tongue]
- [horse blusters]
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Okay then.
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Bye, darling.
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- [Taggie] Bye.
- Delicious.
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Well, someone's got
a huge schoolgirl crush.
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Don't be ridiculous.
She's just being thoughtful.
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I was talking about you.
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[chuckles] Roly-poly.
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You lucky bugger.
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I'm not lucky at all.
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I promised Declan
I wouldn't go anywhere near her.
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Well, I'm glad to see
you kept your promise.
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[Basil, Rupert chuckle]
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[♪ opera music playing]
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[♪ "Everybody Wants to
Rule the World" playing]
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[radio reporter] And now,
our TV pick of the week,
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Declan O'Hara has been dominating
the front pages,
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pictured visiting 10 Downing Street
with Minister for Sport,
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Rupert Campbell-Black.
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This week, Mrs Thatcher
returns the invitation,
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putting herself in the hot seat
for a good O'Hara grilling.
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{\an8}As Declan's star rises even higher
at Corinium than it did at the BBC,
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we're asking ourselves,
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{\an8}"Is this the most powerful man
in television?"
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Mr O'Hara, Enid Spink.
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- Big fan. I'll be watching Thursday.
- Mm-hmm.
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Give that milk-snatcher
a run for her money.
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I won't let her off easily.
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You have my word.
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Dame Enid,
can I take you through to studio two?
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We can't keep Mr Vereker waiting.
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[♪ theme music playing]
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Now, James, we have a real treat today,
don't we?
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Yes, Sarah. One of England's
leading contemporary composers.
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- And she is a Rutshire resident.
- Ooh.
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So let's have a warm Cotswold Round-Up
welcome for our special guest,
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Dame Edna Spink.
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- [audience applauds]
- [♪ theme music playing]
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[James, Sarah] Ooh. [chuckle]
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Ooh. [chuckles]
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- [James] Ooh.
- [chuckles]
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Ah. [chuckles] Well, now that was quite
an entrance, Dame Edna.
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May I call you Edna?
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As long as you're not going to ask me
to put on a lilac wig
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- and stuff my bra with loo roll.
- [chuckles]
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- [stammers] Apologies, Dame Enid.
- [James, Sarah chuckle]
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You really are a dumb blonde,
aren't you, dear?
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[Sarah chuckles]
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- Well, thank you very much. [chuckles]
- [Sarah chuckles]
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- [Brian] So, uh, judges' desk here.
- [Cameron] Mm-hmm.
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[Brian] Smashing view of
the girls in their swimwear.
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- Ah, beauty contest.
- You are not the only show I'm producing.
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[chuckles]
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Miss Corinium is exactly what
the IBA wants to see us doing.
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- Good regional wholesome fun.
- Mm-hmm. It was Daysee's brainchild.
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Daysee has a brain? [chuckles]
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Who knew? [chuckles]
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- Um, Declan?
- [sucks teeth] Yeah.
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Did you get me an autograph?
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- Mrs Thatcher?
- [groans]
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I'm so sorry, Daysee. I completely forgot.
I'll get it when she comes in, okay?
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Okay, so how was the meeting?
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You and Rupert looked
pretty cosy in those photos.
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- Was Thatcher friendly?
- [scoffs] Define friendly.
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Two boxers circling each other
before the big fight.
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[Declan] Thatcher?
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She's my Wembley Stadium.
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[sucks teeth]
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Do you think I should save
Northern Ireland for part two?
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After the Sunday shopping bill?
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This matters a lot to you.
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I have wanted to interview her ever since
she handbagged her way into number ten.
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But the BBC would never let me at her,
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show everyone who she really is.
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Whatever she's doing,
people want more of it.
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She is selling the state off
to the highest bidder.
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Now she has turned this country into
a land of haves and have-nots, Cameron.
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And you're one of the haves.
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Yeah. Well, I mean... [chuckles]
...I wasn't always.
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- [chuckles]
- Declan, sorry to disturb.
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- Lord B wants you in his office right now.
- [sighs]
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Pardon me, Joyce.
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A friend at Westminster
slipped me something.
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You're not going to believe it.
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It's a draft of a white paper.
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This is embargoed, right?
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- Declan.
- Yeah, yeah. Sorry, Joyce.
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Um, tell Tony
I'll catch up with him later, all right?
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[huffs]
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"A local authority shall not promote
the teaching in any maintained school
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of the acceptability of homosexuality
as a pretended family relationship."
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I mean, it's inhumane.
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This is going to make gay people's lives
harder than they already are.
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Having a tea party?
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[Declan] Inside track in a new
government policy. Fascinating reading.
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[inhales deeply] What do you need?
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The PM's office has faxed a list
of questions they want you to ask.
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[scoffs] "How do you manage to balance
motherhood and your demanding job?"
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[chuckles]
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"D-Do you miss Wilberforce the Cat
now that he's retired?"
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Is this a joke?
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Well, if you don't agree,
she won't do the interview.
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Just tell them we agree.
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And then when I get her on the show,
I can ask me own questions.
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You don't care that screwing
the government might risk the franchise?
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I care that conceding to this shite
risks my reputation, our reputation.
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Tony, he's right.
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Once we're live,
she can hardly walk off set, can she?
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You promised me editorial freedom, Tony.
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I'll ask what I want.
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- This is my interview.
- This is my company.
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And I don't ask questions
about fucking cats.
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[elevator bell dings]
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Get James Vereker up here now.
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Tony, I--
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It said Edna on the cue cards.
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If anyone's head needs to roll here,
it's Deirdre's.
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Sit down.
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[inhales deeply]
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[♪ "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" playing]
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[chuckles]
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[singing]
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[elevator bell dings]
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[music continues]
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[chuckles]
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No hard feelings.
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[elevator bell dings]
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[music continues]
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[whispers] The Prime Minister?
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Declan is yesterday's news.
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I feel honoured
sharing that sofa with you.
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Well, after my Thatcher interview,
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there is a very good chance
you'll be on that sofa alone.
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I won't be able to film a teatime show
when I've got the prime-time slot.
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[chuckles] Well, do you think
I'm good enough to fly solo?
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Paul never even watches our show.
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Does, um-- Does Lizzie?
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Oh, Lizzie?
No, she's always too busy writing.
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[sighs] I don't know why she bothers.
It'll just get rejected like the last one.
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Well, if I were your wife, I wouldn't be
able to take my eyes off you for a second.
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Oh?
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What the fuck are you playing at?
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No one wants to see Vereker
interview the Prime Minister.
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Better than watching you
interview an empty chair.
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You'll have to get Rupert back
for another love-in.
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- [chuckles]
- Oh, okay.
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This is because I didn't eviscerate Rupert
for you like you wanted?
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No, it's because you won't do
what you're bloody well told.
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I bring 20 million viewers
to your station each week.
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If you don't like the way I work,
then I quit.
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You might own Corinium, Tony,
but you don't own me.
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[Tony] Hmm. As it happens, I sort of do.
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Firstly, there's that tax bill
I cleared for you.
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Secondly, well,
I was warned you were hard to control.
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Luckily, I got a little insurance policy.
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Patrick's, uh, godfather, I gather,
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got rather close to Maud
last year, didn't he?
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Your wife certainly
likes a man with a moustache.
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[scoffs]
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You have no idea.
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Maud and I don't have secrets.
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All right.
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[sucks teeth]
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But I wonder how happy
young Taggie is gonna be
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when she sees her mother's naked arse
across the centrefold of the Scorpion.
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Be sure to cancel any plans
you have for Friday night.
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Your 20 million viewers will be
watching you judge a beauty contest.
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Bingo.
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Fuck!
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- [horn honks]
- Fuck! [echoing]
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- You're home early.
- I've taken the week off.
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I can finally fix the roof.
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[sniffs] And mow the lawn.
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[stammers] So, what about Mrs Thatcher?
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- Tony's given it to Vereker.
- Why? What did you do?
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I didn't do anything.
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Well, I'm surprised you
didn't resign on the spot then.
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I would have, but as it turns out,
I couldn't.
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- What does that mean?
- [door opens]
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[door slams]
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[Maud groans]
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[footsteps departing]
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[James] Prime Minister.
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[Lizzie imitating Prime Minister]
Yes, Mr Vereker.
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[James] How is it you manage
to be the perfect woman,
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balancing motherhood and
our country with such effortless grace?
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[Lizzie chuckles] Well, any woman
who understands the problems
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of running a home
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will be nearer to understanding
the difficulties of running a country.
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And next, the one about
her relationship with Reagan?
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[normal] No, I'd go for
something more personal,
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while you have her in a soft mood.
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Oh, yeah. You might be right.
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- This is fun, isn't it?
- [grunting]
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Like your days on the Bristol Post
when we used to practise together.
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- Got another one. Ready?
- Yes.
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- [inhales sharply]
- Okay. Uh...
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[clears throat]
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How do the men in your cabinet
respond to your authority, Prime Minister?
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[imitating Prime Minister] Well,
Mr Vereker-- Or can I call you James?
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[chuckles]
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The way I see it,
being powerful is like being a lady.
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If you have to tell people you are...
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[normal] ...then you aren't.
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What are you doing?
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Just trying to have a bit of fun.
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- Please don't.
- Okay.
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- You're not 26 anymore.
- No.
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Um... [sighs] ...right.
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[announcer] The train
now arriving on platform two
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is the 8:36 to London Paddington.
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[train brakes squealing]
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[person] "Letty's nipples hardened
with desire
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as Ferdy led her through the kitchen.
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And in the darkness of the scullery,
he lifted her red taffeta skirt.
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His fingers sought out
the ladder in her tights.
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'I love a ladder,'
Ferdy whispered gruffly.
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'Stairway to heaven and all that.'
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Letty gasped urgently
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as he lingered on
the soft fleshy openings in the nylon.
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Step by step, he climbed
his way up her inner thigh
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until he could feel
the biblical heat of her burning bush."
242
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- [patrons gasp]
- You're a genius.
243
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,880
- It's going to be a smash hit.
- [giggling]
244
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:20,560
- Darling, we both know this isn't James.
- [scoffs]
245
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,640
You simply have to be playing away.
246
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:25,320
Oh, I've-- I've been
far too busy writing, Carole.
247
00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:28,200
You know what they say.
Keep the drama on the page.
248
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,640
I've never heard such nonsense.
249
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:34,240
Now tell me. This man of yours, our hero,
250
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,640
he's simply too good not to be true.
251
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,520
[baby crying]
252
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,400
- [chuckles] Freddie Jones.
- [chuckles]
253
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,520
What are you doing here?
254
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:54,040
Long, hard day at the coalface.
I saw you running down the platform.
255
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,120
Oh, lunch ran on.
256
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:58,960
I was plied with champagne
and completely lost track of time.
257
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,760
Gentlemen buying you champagne,
no less than you deserve.
258
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:03,680
[chuckles] Today was good.
259
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,400
I was actually celebrating with my agent.
260
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,640
She loved the first
three chapters of my book.
261
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,080
[chuckles]
262
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:12,720
Well, why don't we continue
the celebration in first class?
263
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,440
I only have a second-class ticket.
264
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,800
If the conductor comes,
I'll pay the difference.
265
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,280
Come on.
266
00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,560
[chuckles]
267
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,440
I can't imagine how clever
you got to be to write a book.
268
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:37,080
I don't think I could have done any of it
without your incredible equipment.
269
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:40,840
- [chuckles]
- [chuckles] I mean, your word processor.
270
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,840
[chuckles]
271
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,160
Oh. Ah.
272
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,240
- Mmm.
- No, no. Valerie would kill me.
273
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,400
She's got me on the Scarsdale diet.
274
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,040
I've only had two boiled eggs today.
275
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,160
[chuckles] Well, then you must eat.
276
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,560
Is it fruit cake?
277
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,600
- I made it.
- [exhales sharply] Giz it here.
278
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,400
Personally, I find
diets have the opposite effect.
279
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,160
They just make me fatter.
280
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,480
- [chuckles]
- Oh, wow.
281
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,680
Tickets, please.
Ladies and gents, have your tickets ready.
282
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,640
Looks like we're not gonna
get away with it after all.
283
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,280
No, you don't. Complete waste of money.
284
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,160
Come on. We're nearly at our stop.
285
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:20,040
- [Lizzie chuckling]
- [Freddie] Lock it. [chuckling]
286
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,720
Bit of a tight squeeze.
287
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,040
[chuckling] Maybe we should
both be on the Scarsdale diet.
288
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,200
[chuckling]
289
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,160
Perhaps I should have just paid.
290
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,320
Absolutely not.
291
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,240
And miss all the fun?
292
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,800
[announcer] Next stop, Cotchester.
293
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,720
We will shortly be arriving
at Cotchester station.
294
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,360
[both chuckling]
295
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:48,040
- [whistle blows]
- Thank you for saving me £2.50.
296
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,360
Thank you for saving me
from falling asleep
297
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,840
and waking up in Gloucester.
298
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,360
[announcer] The train now
leaving platform one...
299
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[gasps] My chapters.
300
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,720
Oh, I left them.
301
00:16:58,720 --> 00:16:59,760
Bugger.
302
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,320
No.
303
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,280
Careful, Freddie.
304
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,360
Oh. [chuckles]
305
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:14,920
[chuckles]
306
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,240
[panting]
307
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,920
- Keeping busy, Charles?
- [Charles] Good morning, Tony.
308
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,320
Morning, girls.
309
00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,240
[clicks tongue]
310
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,640
Excited to meet the Iron Lady?
311
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,120
You should be. She's the only woman
I've ever met
312
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:55,720
who's a tougher bitch than you.
313
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:57,720
I hope you're not still sulking.
314
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,120
The country wants to see
Thatcher locking horns with Declan,
315
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,760
not that dipshit, James Vereker.
316
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,320
This is self-sabotage, Tony.
317
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,200
Call Declan.
He can be here in half an hour.
318
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,440
Forget Declan.
I've got something to cheer you up.
319
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:15,760
Cuatros Hombres Agrícolas
has been nominated for an award.
320
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,080
Four Men Went To Mow.
321
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,040
You're gonna need to
brush up on your Spanish
322
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:21,160
if you're gonna go to Málaga
next month to collect it.
323
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:24,160
- An award?
- We're big in Spain, apparently.
324
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,080
- [chuckles]
- What say we go together?
325
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,600
Stay in a hotel, walk the red carpet.
326
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:32,880
Just the two of us.
327
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,440
[Cameron] Hmm.
328
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:38,880
Now am I forgiven?
329
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:42,760
- Call Declan.
- No.
330
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,240
[♪ "White Riot" playing]
331
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,880
All right, everyone.
True Blue Tory smiles, please.
332
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,120
Where's the photographer?
333
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,760
Come on. Come on. Up front. Right there.
334
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,520
Get the shot as soon
as she steps out the car, yes?
335
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,280
A nice big one for the office wall.
336
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,600
[music stops]
337
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,640
Is that-- She's due, right?
338
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,640
- Yeah, she's due. She's late.
- That's all right.
339
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,720
- [music continues]
- [cheering]
340
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,840
There she is. Come on, you lot,
we're making history here!
341
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,360
Come on! Imagine it's George Michael.
342
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,680
[cheering continues]
343
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,800
Mrs Thatcher, welcome to Corinium.
344
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,840
{\an8}[presenter] And now for
a very special episode of Declan,
345
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:48,680
featuring none other than our
Prime Minister, Mrs Thatcher.
346
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,640
[♪ theme music plays]
347
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,360
[presenter 2] Ladies and gentlemen,
348
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:57,000
please welcome to the stage
tonight's guest presenter, James Vereker.
349
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,080
[audience cheers]
350
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,000
[sighs]
351
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,280
[James chuckles] Stop it. You're too kind.
352
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,760
I know what you're thinking.
353
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,440
"When did Declan become so handsome?"
354
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,440
- [door opens]
- [footsteps approaching]
355
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,360
Got some ingredients for a Bolognese.
356
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,600
I thought it might tempt
Daddy out of his study.
357
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,240
He's watching the interview.
358
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,680
Mummy, you should have stopped him.
359
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,600
A long time since I've had any influence.
360
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,760
Don't cook for me.
361
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:24,920
Not hungry.
362
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:31,960
[door closes]
363
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,720
[line rings]
364
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,000
- [Malhar] Yes?
- Malhar, darling.
365
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,800
Uh, did I disturb you?
366
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,200
Everything about you disturbs me,
Mrs O'Hara.
367
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,240
[breathes shakily]
368
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:51,840
I can't bear it any longer.
I need to see you.
369
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,720
[door opens, closes]
370
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,080
[grunts]
371
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,040
[whines]
372
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,480
What's wrong with your father?
They're saying he's ill.
373
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:04,880
Where is he?
374
00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,080
Declan?
375
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,680
Declan?
376
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:13,040
- [sighs]
- [motor rumbles]
377
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,520
People are saying you're ill.
378
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:25,200
- You don't look ill, just paralytic.
- Fuck off, Rupert.
379
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:29,440
The PM knew you'd never show
her caring side, so she dodged the fight.
380
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:30,520
She knows what she's doing.
381
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,000
And now, thanks to James Vereker,
382
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,280
we all know
what Denis got for his birthday.
383
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:38,160
And that she swaps recipes
with Nancy Reagan.
384
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,160
Tony should have let me at her, Rupert.
385
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,040
- Give me the bottle. Jesus.
- [grunts] Give me that.
386
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,320
- Taggie.
- Stop it.
387
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,600
- [Taggie] Come on.
- [Rupert strains]
388
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,520
Come on. Up you get, big boy.
389
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,600
- Up, up, up, up, up.
- [Declan sucks teeth]
390
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,720
I'm sorry, Tag.
391
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,840
[snoring]
392
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,080
[sighs]
393
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,960
He'll have one hell
of a hangover in the morning.
394
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,160
He has one every morning now.
395
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,160
Mummy's given up, so it's all me and--
396
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,840
I don't know how men work.
397
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:17,000
It's people. I don't understand them.
398
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,040
How to help them.
399
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,160
[breathes heavily] Could you--
400
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:26,160
Yeah, I'm gonna be here first thing.
I'll bring him round. Don't worry.
401
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,040
[inhales sharply] Your supper's gone cold.
402
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,800
I can heat it up.
There's more if you wanna stay.
403
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,440
See you in the morning.
404
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,840
[Lizzie] Ferdy's hands
roamed over Letty's back and hips,
405
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:58,560
gripping her tightly as he drove
her towards the edge of pleasure.
406
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:02,080
Finally, with a cry of release,
they both came together,
407
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:05,280
their bodies convulsing with
the force of their shared orgasm.
408
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,000
- Freddie!
- [Diana Moran] Good morning.
409
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,840
Well, today and every day this week,
410
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,120
- we're going to be in the studio...
- [Valerie] Fred-Fred!
411
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,320
- Fred-Fred!
- Shit.
412
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,080
What on earth is going on?
The Green Goddess is waiting.
413
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,560
Were you looking at pornography?
414
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:23,920
I swear on my life I was not.
415
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,360
It's you look sexy in that.
416
00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,880
Honestly, Frederick, time and a place.
417
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,920
And now we've missed our chance
to go for the burn.
418
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,360
[door slams closed]
419
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,400
[laughs] Freddie.
420
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,320
I wanted to bring this back.
421
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,280
That was so kind of you.
422
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,280
- You looked like Superman...
- [chuckles]
423
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,800
...running after the train.
424
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,440
I'm sorry, I, uh...
425
00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,760
I wondered if you might
agree to come to lunch with me.
426
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,000
I mean, not now.
427
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,640
- Not in my dressing gown.
- [chuckles]
428
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:36,680
I was thinking maybe the Black Horse
in Bisley, you know, it's very, uh--
429
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:38,280
Discreet.
430
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,480
Exactly.
431
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,560
I can't tell you how many times
in the last few weeks
432
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,400
I've hoped you'd ask me
a question like this.
433
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,280
Now you're here...
434
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,120
I realise that I can't.
435
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,440
I'm so sorry, Freddie.
436
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,040
Uh, I'm married.
437
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,760
[chuckles]
438
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,920
Thank you, though, for asking...
439
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:11,560
and for the manuscript.
440
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:14,640
I hope you don't mind...
441
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,200
I read your chapters.
442
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:18,280
Oh.
443
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:19,960
[scoffs]
444
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,160
They were brilliant...
445
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,520
and sexy...
446
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,120
like you.
447
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:42,520
Thank you.
448
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,520
[Ellie] Mummy, where are you?
449
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,040
Mummy!
450
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,040
Coming.
451
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,760
[Caitlin] Thank you.
452
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,960
- [Rupert] There she is.
- [Caitlin] Taggie.
453
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,080
Oh, my God.
Caitlin, have you been expelled?
454
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,840
I've got an exeat.
455
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:16,400
[scoffs] I'm used to Mummy and Daddy
forgetting about me, not you, Tag.
456
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,640
[Rupert] Caught her
hitchhiking from Cotchester Station.
457
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,240
I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
458
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,680
- Your father where I left him?
- Hmm. Yeah.
459
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,320
I'm taking him out.
460
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:25,400
Thank you.
461
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:29,840
Declan, we're going to lunch,
then I want your opinion on a horse.
462
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,040
Is Mummy still in bed too?
463
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,680
No, she left before I got up.
464
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,320
[driver] Just here?
465
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,520
[Maud] Keep the change, yeah? Thank you.
466
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000
[exhales sharply]
467
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,080
[sighs]
468
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,680
[doorbell ringing]
469
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:57,240
[exhales shakily]
470
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,440
Ah. It's not like you to be early.
471
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,160
I've missed you.
472
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,400
[sighs]
473
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,360
[exhales sharply]
474
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:09,440
Oh, it's very tempting.
475
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,880
But I actually have
something else in mind.
476
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,480
- [birds chirping]
- [dog barking in distance]
477
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,080
Henry Hampshire spotted him the other day.
478
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,480
Alan doesn't realise
how good his bloodline is.
479
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,200
His grandsire was a marvel.
480
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,880
Look how long the legs are.
481
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,240
Is that what you look for?
482
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,680
This age, you want them still
a bit gangly, awkward.
483
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,680
Bit of an ugly gelding,
but you can see the swan he'll grow into.
484
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,680
Sometimes you can just tell by the eyes.
485
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:52,280
A lot to be said for a pair of kind,
honest eyes.
486
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,400
What's his name?
487
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,160
Hmm, Venturer.
488
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,240
Hmm.
489
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,800
Yeah, sold. Alan?
490
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,720
I'll take him off your hands,
see what I can do with him.
491
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:04,840
Shall we say two and a half?
492
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,160
[sighs] Sorry,
Mr Campbell-Black. [stammers]
493
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,440
I've just had an offer
I can't afford to refuse.
494
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,640
[Rupert] What the fuck, Freddie?
495
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,240
Sorry, Rupe, didn't know it was you.
496
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:16,400
Hampshire tipped me off.
He was going on the low side.
497
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,840
I don't like doing things on the cheap,
so I've offered him five grand.
498
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,200
Fi--
499
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,440
I've always wanted a racehorse. [chuckles]
500
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,600
Unless you fancy a syndicate.
501
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,080
[all chuckling]
502
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,360
- [Freddie] Valerie was fuming.
- [Rupert chuckles]
503
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:38,080
You-- You know,
she thinks you're a very bad man.
504
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,760
- Oh, is she a good judge of character?
- She's had practise.
505
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,080
She's been judging my character
since we were 15.
506
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,960
- Fifteen?
- Yeah, she's a good girl.
507
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,800
She's stuck by me through thick and thin.
508
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:51,800
You know, I've--
I've never even had another girlfriend.
509
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,680
- [chuckling]
- [Freddie] He's speechless. Look at him.
510
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,680
Look.
511
00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:00,000
Still, you two lads make an odd couple.
512
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,800
How did you become so friendly?
513
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,080
Well, we met just after I moved down here
514
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,360
and then we got chatting
after a few months,
515
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,720
and it turns out
we're allergic to the same thing.
516
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:11,720
Bullshit?
517
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,120
- Baddingham!
- [Freddie sighs]
518
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,840
[stammers] Let's not waste time
on that bastard.
519
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:20,320
Let's drink to the horse
that brought us together today.
520
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,640
[stammers] Venturer.
521
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,120
- [all] Venturer!
- [Freddie] Yeah. [chuckles]
522
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,360
[choreographer]
Girls, not long till show time.
523
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,440
Yeah, well, remember, guys...
[speaks indistinctly]
524
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,640
Remember, everyone,
this is a beauty contest,
525
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,040
so tits out, shoulders back.
526
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:41,880
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
527
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,400
I got it from Littlewoods.
528
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,480
Like it?
529
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,800
- I didn't know you were a contestant.
- [choreographer] Right, everyone.
530
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,560
Ready for the final rehearsal?
531
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:50,960
- First positions, please.
- [Joyce] Cameron.
532
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,720
Cameron. Reverend Penney's car
hasn't arrived
533
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,080
and Rutshire Cabs can't get to him
for at least an hour.
534
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,400
What? Penney is our most important judge.
We need him here now.
535
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,520
I could get him... if I had a car.
536
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,600
Take mine.
537
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,200
Hi. Hello. Hi, everyone. Hello.
538
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,880
- [clamouring]
- Hello, ladies.
539
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,640
Looking forward
to getting to know you all.
540
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,560
- Can I show you my special talent?
- Um, quite.
541
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:18,680
I loved your interview with Mrs Thatcher.
So caring.
542
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:22,200
{\an8}Thank you so much, Miss, um, Bisley.
543
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,280
{\an8}[both chuckle]
544
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,200
[James, performers chuckle]
545
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,400
[stammers] Josh,
then introduce the judges,
546
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,680
Wesley Emerson, Wesley Emerson.
547
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,200
Reverend Penney, Penney, Penney, Penney.
548
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,680
Penney for your thoughts. Spend a Penney.
549
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,080
Penney, Penney, Penney, Penney--
550
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,000
{\an8}Good Lord, Sarah. Bloody hell.
551
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,160
{\an8}I'm so thrilled to be one
of the final six contestants.
552
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,520
Do you think there's a chance
I might take home the crown tonight?
553
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,600
[James grunts]
554
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,840
Oh. [breathes heavily]
555
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:50,360
Um...
556
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,080
Well, Miss Cotchester... [chuckles]
557
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,520
...that depends on your... [swallows]
558
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:57,920
...s-special talent,
559
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:00,720
doesn't it?
560
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,680
[chuckles]
561
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:05,000
- [James moaning] Yes, Sarah. Oh.
- [Sarah moans]
562
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,880
- Oh, naughty Sarah. Yes, oh. [moans]
- [Sarah moaning]
563
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:10,200
[♪ "Don't Leave Me This Way" playing]
564
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,800
[singing]
565
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,520
What can I do? I can't leave.
566
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,560
- Leave him. He's not worth it.
- No. Look,
567
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:37,360
if I didn't have
a-a-a truly gargantuan mortgage, I--
568
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,240
[Rupert, Freddie] Fuck the mortgage.
569
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:42,040
I would tell him
where to stick his beauty contest.
570
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,200
Jesus, what time is it?
571
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,720
It's just gone 5:00. Why?
572
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,800
- I'm supposed to be judging Miss Corinium.
- [Rupert, Freddie chuckling]
573
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,560
[laughing]
574
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:02,280
That field. Uh, just--
just up ahead there.
575
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,480
Uh, pull in there, child.
576
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,400
I promised my producer
I'd be as quick as possible. I--
577
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,320
Just here. Just here.
578
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:12,080
There's a beautiful view. You should see.
579
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,680
Great. Let's go straight away again
from the top, please, girls.
580
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,880
Cue playback. At five, six, seven, eight.
581
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,200
[♪ "Country Boy" playing]
582
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,280
Smiling.
583
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,000
Someone's on the wrong hip.
584
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:32,360
Uh, sir, it's very lovely,
but we're already late.
585
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,800
Um, we should go.
586
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,760
What did you say your name was, dear?
587
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,280
Daysee, sir.
588
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:38,800
Daysee.
589
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:39,880
[music continues]
590
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,520
Great. Come down single file.
591
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,400
Straight down the lens, girls,
so really big smiles.
592
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:51,840
Gorgeous. Beautiful.
Yes. Lovely, lovely. Yes.
593
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:57,520
Manley Hopkins thought that spring
was rejoicing in life's juices.
594
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,680
What do you think, Daysee?
595
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,120
- Hmm? [chuckles]
- [stammers] I think that...
596
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,920
- [grunting]
- [screams] No.
597
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:08,640
[pants, screams]
598
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,160
[music continues]
599
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,120
[choreographer] Yes, ladies.
600
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,320
Please, stop.
601
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,600
- [grunts]
- [exclaims]
602
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,920
- [music continues]
- [choreographer] Up. Up. Up
603
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:24,200
- [breathes shakily, groaning]
- [Penney moaning]
604
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,680
- [Penney moans]
- [music continues]
605
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,920
- [choreographer] And back. Hold it there.
- [applause]
606
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,360
Whose idea was the big number?
607
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,160
Daysee's.
608
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,960
- It's not half bad.
- Well done, Daysee.
609
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,600
[groans] Now, come on, girl. We're late.
610
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:10,200
I mean, that golden duck
at the Oval. [exclaims]
611
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:11,560
That'll go down in history.
612
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,000
Ah, you're too kind.
613
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,560
Are you trying to make me
same colour as James Vereker?
614
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,160
Welcome to the Cotswolds.
615
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:20,160
Uh, Sandra, a little bit of that
translucent powder is probably best.
616
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,800
Cameron Cook. Controller of Programmes.
617
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,280
Stole her from the Yanks.
Most talented woman I've ever met.
618
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,840
- I don't doubt it.
- Make sure Wesley gets star treatment.
619
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,160
He is one of my
all-time cricketing heroes.
620
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,920
- [chuckles]
- [Joyce] This way, Your Eminence.
621
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,560
[exclaims] Reverend.
I'm so glad you made it.
622
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,480
I trust my staff have
taken good care of you.
623
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,880
Oh, indeed, they have, Tony.
624
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,240
And, uh, from what I've seen so far...
625
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,640
[whispers] ...the franchise is safe.
626
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,840
Oh, so pleased
to have your support, Fergus.
627
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,160
Now I've gotta get a show on the road.
Drinks on me afterwards, yes?
628
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:48,240
[Penney] Oh, good.
629
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,200
- [sniffling]
- What on earth happened to you?
630
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:56,480
[cries]
631
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:01,080
- Okay, come on. Come on.
- [crying continues]
632
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,120
[Joyce] Here you go.
633
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:06,800
[sniffles]
634
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:10,520
Who did this to you?
635
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:12,680
You have to tell me who it was.
636
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,120
[breathes shakily]
637
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,600
[Tony] Silence only protects
the monster who did this.
638
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,200
I promise you.
639
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,920
I will make them pay.
640
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,320
If you don't report him, dear,
641
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,280
what about all the other innocent girls
he might prey on next?
642
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,040
[breathing sharply]
643
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,960
I offered to drive to help with your bid.
644
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,640
Please don't be cross with me.
645
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,320
You've done nothing wrong.
646
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,200
No one's gonna be angry with you.
647
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:55,720
[sobs]
648
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,560
It was the Reverend Penney.
649
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:01,920
[crying]
650
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:07,440
[sniffles]
651
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,800
You certain you didn't lead him on?
652
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,160
[sniffles]
653
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,720
You're such a friendly girl.
654
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,640
No. I-- I--
655
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,480
I was really professional.
656
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,240
[sighs]
657
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,240
You know Reverend Penney's
very important to us, don't you?
658
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,040
I know you're a team player.
659
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,560
Valued member of the Corinium family.
660
00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:04,720
So...
661
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,640
let's forget this whole thing
ever happened. Don't you think?
662
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,800
That's a good girl.
663
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:18,840
You're gonna go far here.
664
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:24,560
I'm sure Miss Madden
will help... tidy yourself up.
665
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:25,880
Good girl.
666
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,040
[Joyce] Sorry, it's all wardrobe had.
667
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:33,800
[sniffles]
668
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:39,240
All this talk of equal rights,
nothing really changes.
669
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,280
One rule for them, one for us.
670
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,920
Di-Did I spoil everything for the bid?
671
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:49,640
[chuckles] Not at all.
672
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:52,240
He'll get off scot-free.
673
00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:54,440
He won't think he's done a thing wrong.
674
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:03,640
This terrible thing which has
happened to you is your secret.
675
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,440
It's also your weapon.
676
00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,800
Use it to get what you want from them.
677
00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:12,080
Do you hear me?
678
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,560
Don't be sad. Be angry.
679
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,360
It'll serve you better, dear.
680
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:21,040
[sniffles]
681
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:24,920
Goodness sake. Come on.
682
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,200
- [exhales, groans]
- Ooh, hello. Just a few sips.
683
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,200
- You can lead a horse to water, Seb...
- Declan, please.
684
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:34,840
Hey, Daysee. Nice dress.
685
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,240
[stammering]
686
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:40,320
- [Daysee sobs]
- Daysee? Daysee, what's wrong?
687
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,400
What's happened, Joyce?
688
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:45,200
- [Daysee sobs]
- [Seb] Daysee. Daysee, wait.
689
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:46,920
- Daysee.
- [announcer speaks indistinctly]
690
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,680
- [audience applauding]
- [drum roll]
691
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:53,000
[announcer] From the Welsh Borders
to the dreaming spires of Oxford.
692
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,520
From Southampton to Stratford-upon-Avon.
693
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,720
Live from Cotchester,
this is Miss Corinium.
694
00:38:58,720 --> 00:38:59,920
[audience cheering]
695
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,960
And here are your hosts,
696
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,440
James Vereker and Sarah Stratton.
697
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:08,600
- [cheering continues]
- [Steve] Right, here we go. Show time.
698
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,400
Caitlin, it's starting!
699
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:11,920
[James] Good evening. Good evening.
700
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,800
- Thank you.
- [Caitlin] I've got popcorn.
701
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:16,560
What an array of jewels
we have here tonight, Sarah,
702
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,960
and I don't just mean the tiaras.
703
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,000
The girls waiting backstage
this evening are gems, are they not?
704
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,120
They certainly are, James.
705
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,320
- I know a diamond when I see one...
- Two minutes left of intro.
706
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,040
...especially being a bit of
a sparkler myself.
707
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,120
[both laugh]
708
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,840
- [James] Indeed you are.
- Standby, audience cutaways on three.
709
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,720
Sarah, you're an absolute bobby-dazzler.
710
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:34,360
Your husband is a very lucky man.
711
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,440
Sarah's looking sensational,
don't you think?
712
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,120
- Mm-hmm.
- All mine, of course.
713
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,800
Only 'cause she's already
been everyone else's. [chuckles]
714
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:46,960
...but she will also win a screen test
to become our new teatime weather girl.
715
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,880
- [audience exclaims]
- Standby judges cutaways on two.
716
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:52,080
[Sarah] ...before we meet our contestants,
let's meet our judging panel.
717
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,840
First up, it's demon bowler
and local cricketing hero,
718
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,400
- Wesley Emerson.
- [applause]
719
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,000
[audience cheers]
720
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,560
And then of course, there's
Corinium's very own Declan O'Hara.
721
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,080
[chuckles]
722
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:12,560
Back in the saddle today after his brief
indisposition earlier in the week.
723
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,880
[Sarah] And here to ensure
we're all behaving ourselves,
724
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,520
ex-prebendary from the Church of England,
Reverend Fergus Penney.
725
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,600
- [scoffs]
- [audience cheers]
726
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:27,200
Please give a big round of applause
for our judging panel.
727
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,320
Miss Chipping Sodbury is 21 years old.
728
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,800
She's training to be a driving instructor.
729
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,120
[Caitlin] She looks so pretty.
730
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,640
- Yeah.
- ...enjoys breeding miniature poodles.
731
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,080
Oh, to be a creature in
Miss Chipping Sodbury's care.
732
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:46,840
Last Friday, we danced against Rugborough,
733
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,360
and one lot of boys took some
fifth-formers up on the garage roof,
734
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:53,280
and they were smoking and drinking
and telling the teachers to fuck off.
735
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,600
[chuckles] Oh,
736
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,520
and the gym mistress found
three condoms in the rhododendrons.
737
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,360
- She's now focusing on planning...
- That's nice.
738
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,920
- ...her upcoming wedding.
- [audience cheers on TV]
739
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,440
But Rupert's nicer, hey?
740
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,080
- Shut up.
- [both laugh]
741
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,640
- Each of our contestants tonight...
- Okay three,
742
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,400
- hold the two shot. Four...
- ...also has a special talent.
743
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,920
- ...take the close-ups.
- It's going really well.
744
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,920
- [audience cheers]
- ...spinning her way into our hearts.
745
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:19,320
[♪ "Conga" playing]
746
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,000
That's my sister!
747
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:28,960
Awesome!
748
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,680
Isn't she good?
749
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,000
Hip-notic.
750
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:54,000
Miss Wotton-under-Edge is
a fabulous 5'7" tall
751
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:58,280
and is a full 33, 25, 36.
752
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:02,000
{\an8}[audience cheering]
753
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,360
Shite.
754
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:08,240
- Now, judges, Miss Bisley stands...
- Are you drunk?
755
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:10,120
- ...at an elegant 5'4".
- [scoffs]
756
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,720
Her measurements are 36, 24, 36.
757
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:15,600
Some might describe her
as perfection itself.
758
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,520
{\an8}[audience cheers]
759
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:20,840
[chuckles, distorted]
760
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,160
Reverend Penney,
are you looking for perfection tonight?
761
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:32,080
Oh, uh, well,
perfection is not my concern.
762
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:36,000
The qualities that I'm looking for
in the inaugural Miss Corinium,
763
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,440
uh, consists of, uh,
764
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,960
a healthy body and sound morals.
765
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:46,680
You filthy, hypocritical, old git.
766
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,320
- [grunts]
- [audience gasps, clamours]
767
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,560
[crew member 1] Fucking hell.
768
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:50,960
[gasps]
769
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,600
What the fuck is he doing? Cut the feed.
770
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,000
[crew member 2] Cut the feed.
771
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,440
Jesus H. Christ.
I only left the house for a minute.
772
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:00,600
What just happened?
773
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,480
- Oh, my God. Mummy.
- [chuckles]
774
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,840
[clamouring]
775
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,400
- [gasping]
- [James] Um, gosh. [stammers]
776
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,120
- [Declan] Not so brave now, are you?
- Oh, my...
777
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,680
You'll get what's coming to you.
778
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:11,600
[clears throat]
779
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,600
- [phone ringing]
- [Cameron] Answer the phone.
780
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,080
He's ruined everything.
781
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,040
[Cameron] Answer the bloody phone.
782
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,720
- Just do it!
- [ringing continues]
783
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:47,880
You let that religious fraud get away
with raping one of your employees
784
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:53,680
and then you parade all those young girls
in front of him like a fucking menu?
785
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,040
[scoffs]
786
00:43:56,040 --> 00:44:00,880
I am out of this cesspit for good.
787
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:04,120
Mm-hmm. You flouted my authority
at every opportunity,
788
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,520
but I'm not sure
we can let you go just yet.
789
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:08,120
Hmm.
790
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,560
- [Declan grunts]
- Don't touch me. [grunts]
791
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,520
- How does it feel, Tony? Huh?
- [groans]
792
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,720
How does it feel to be weak
793
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:19,160
- and hopeless?
- I'll have you locked up for GBH.
794
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:22,120
I'd be freer inside than
I ever will be working for you.
795
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,440
[Tony groans]
796
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,760
Fuck you.
797
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,600
I quit.
798
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,080
Always so melodramatic.
You missed your calling.
799
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:36,640
Well, enjoy the morning papers.
800
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,880
You should probably let Maud know
she's gonna be a star again.
801
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,120
[panting]
802
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:02,960
Bloody hell.
803
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:06,160
I'd hate to see
what he does with a driver.
804
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,200
Are you okay?
805
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:20,960
Can I give you a lift somewhere?
806
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,000
You should call the police, Daysee.
807
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:28,880
Report that sick bastard.
808
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,760
She told you.
809
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:40,240
And that's why you hit him.
810
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,880
[sniffles] I didn't
need your help, Declan.
811
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:51,400
[sighs] I'm sorry, Daysee.
I-I just... [sighing]
812
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:56,720
[Joyce] Daysee.
813
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,200
Why couldn't you have
kept your mouth shut?
814
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:12,480
Just quit my job.
815
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,240
Get in the car, lads. Let's get rat-arsed.
816
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:19,640
[car engine starts]
817
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,240
[Tony] As I say, Declan O'Hara will be
818
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:25,920
strongly dealt with
in the coming days, very publicly too.
819
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:27,400
Good.
820
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,680
[sighs] Whilst I don't hold
with vengeance,
821
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,960
there's no place for violence
and vulgarity on our screens.
822
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,880
No, no, you have my word, Fergus.
823
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,640
- [sighs]
- Thank you.
824
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,960
Deirdre! Deirdre.
825
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,160
Deirdre, please make sure
the Reverend Penney gets home safely.
826
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:44,360
Yes, Lord Baddingham.
827
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,560
Order a minicab, Deirdre.
828
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,920
- Bye, Fergus.
- Bye, Tony.
829
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,040
I'll get the glaziers in.
830
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:06,560
Have this delivered to Beattie Johnson
at the Scorpion from an anonymous source.
831
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,880
Miss Madden! Joyce!
832
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,840
- Has anyone been in my office?
- Not to my knowledge.
833
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:22,920
Fuck!
834
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,760
[snoring]
835
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:33,480
Is he dead?
836
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:35,840
He will be when Mummy's done with him.
837
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,120
[sighs]
838
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,640
[groans]
839
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,240
Oh, fuck.
840
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:01,600
Hmm.
841
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:17,760
I don't wanna be that woman who's waiting
for her husband to come home.
842
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:20,760
It's-- It's not me.
843
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,560
I need to go back to work.
844
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:30,400
Well, that's good
because I resigned last night.
845
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:33,800
It will be easier for you
if we go back to London.
846
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:35,000
[sighs]
847
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:38,760
[sighs]
848
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,320
I saw Malhar.
849
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:47,600
I-- I asked him if I could audition
for his new show.
850
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,400
[scoffs]
851
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,400
I mean, there's nothing in it for me.
I'm too old.
852
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:55,920
I'm sorry, love.
853
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,080
You should've told me.
854
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,120
What happened to us?
855
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,680
Can we fix it?
856
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:16,840
[car approaching]
857
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,680
Who the fuck is that?
858
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,800
- [Declan groans] Fuck.
- [sighs]
859
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:30,240
[sighs]
860
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,640
Is Tony trying to hound me into the grave?
861
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,000
[Joyce] He doesn't know I'm here.
862
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,080
- I shouldn't have told you about Daysee.
- [Declan] Yeah?
863
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,200
I'd probably have hit
the old pervert anyway. [chuckles]
864
00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:56,960
Sometimes Lord Baddingham needs
a bit of help to steer the right course.
865
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:02,040
Thank you.
866
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:06,600
[Gertrude barking]
867
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:08,640
[Taggie] Gertrude!
868
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:12,000
Gertrude! Oh, come back!
869
00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:14,120
- Gertrude!
- [barking continues]
870
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:21,360
You all right?
871
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,280
- Can I walk with you?
- No, you can't.
872
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,080
I asked for your help,
and you got him drunk
873
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:29,120
and let him implode on live television.
874
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,280
He's a grown man, Taggie.
875
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:31,520
We are in so much debt.
876
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,720
We can't afford the mortgage
without Daddy working.
877
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:36,480
- Mummy's already packing.
- What are you talking about?
878
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:37,600
[sighs]
879
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:42,840
This is the only place I have ever loved,
and now we have to leave.
880
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:44,520
He's Declan O'Hara.
881
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,120
He'll find another job.
882
00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:49,280
[breathes shakily] Not here.
883
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:51,320
Gertrude, come on.
884
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,400
[Gertrude panting]
885
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,640
[sighs]
886
00:50:56,640 --> 00:51:00,000
[Cameron] You know, I could've told you
you and Declan were never gonna work out.
887
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,680
Neither of you could bear
not being big dog.
888
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:06,280
- So am I big dog now?
- You're the last dog standing.
889
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,720
- So what do we do now? [sighs]
- Hmm.
890
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,200
We have to put something out there.
891
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:14,400
[groans] Not an apology.
892
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,600
- Oh, God, no.
- Mmm.
893
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:18,200
He's the one who threw all the punches.
894
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,400
It's not your fault
he can't handle provocation.
895
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:28,720
And of course, he's also the one
with the drinking problem.
896
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:33,960
- Mm-hmm?
- Mmm. Very good.
897
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:37,600
[both chuckle]
898
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,600
[Tony] Declan O'Hara tendered
his resignation last night
899
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,400
and we regretfully accepted.
900
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:46,240
Uh, we have every concern
for the well-being of all our staff,
901
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:49,480
but Corinium Television
cannot tolerate violence,
902
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:54,560
particularly towards a vulnerable
and senior guest in our building.
903
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,240
We send Declan our best wishes and support
904
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:01,080
- as he seeks help for his alcoholism...
- Ugh. Turn it off.
905
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:02,640
...and mental disturbance.
906
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:08,280
Where is he?
907
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,120
[footsteps approaching]
908
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,960
Don't look so grim.
Frederico and I have a brilliant new plan.
909
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:25,640
[Declan] No offence,
but I'll give it a miss.
910
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,120
One afternoon with you lads
nearly finished me off.
911
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:29,640
Yeah. We're going back to London.
912
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:31,080
Sorry, Maud. We can't let ya.
913
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:33,320
It's business.
Can't let a hot property go to waste.
914
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:36,200
We're starting a production company
and you're gonna run it.
915
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:38,560
Partnership.
916
00:52:39,240 --> 00:52:41,640
We're gonna work together. It'll be fun.
917
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,360
We'd trust you on the creative stuff.
918
00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:46,520
- Sorry, lads, but I can't.
- Why not?
919
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:49,400
You'd be your own master. Like you wanted.
920
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,160
Because I think we should pitch
for the franchise.
921
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,440
But that would mean--
922
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,680
The mother of all takeovers.
923
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:04,080
Drive Tony Baddingham
out of town once and for all.
924
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:08,280
I think we've got it in us, don't you?
925
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:11,080
[chuckles]
926
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,080
[sighs]
927
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,320
[♪ opera music playing]