♪ Spider-Man! Spider-Man! ♪
♪ Friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man! ♪
-Bhargav. -♪ Life is a big bang! Spider-Man! ♪
Bhargav!
What happened?
Are dogs chasing you?
Big Brother kicked the bucket.
Which big brother?
Hey! YouTube...
Our favourite live streamer, Pedhanna.
Yes, man.
He went on a smoke break while he was on a live stream.
He passed away.
-Oh! In the game? -No. No!
Outside. In real life.
I see. Does playing games every day lead to a slow death?
What's with your early morning philosophy, Gayathri?
What philosophy, man?
He died for real!
Just like Bruce Lee. Like Mahatma Gandhi.
Like my grandmother!
Oh, no! Your grandmother passed away?
-Sorry, Gayathri. -Not now. She died long ago.
-Then, who died now? -Our Big Brother, man!
Oh! Your brother died?
Bhargav.
Listen to me carefully.
My grandmother died a long time ago.
I have no brother.
Now, the big brother who died is from our Battle of Thrones.
Our Pedhanna!
Heart attack.
I know it's hard to believe.
Though I'm not his big fan as you are,
I felt bad too.
All the fans have planned to light candles in a resort.
A resort?
Inside the game.
But...
He died in the--
In real life.
Hey! You okay?
Why don't you say something?
Oh, God!
I spilt coffee on my shoe.
So, who died?
The big brother of Battle of Thrones.
-The one and only. -The best live-streaming player.
The torchbearer for the Battle of Thrones fans.
-Saviour! -Though he was young,
he was our guiding light.
Poor thing! He died of a little heart attack.
You said he was young.
Then, how did he have a heart attack?
Gaming, bro! Gaming.
It snatches everyone's souls.
For some, it costs their lives.
I mean, he played 16 hours a day.
Honestly, he lived a long life.
Well, I forgot to say something.
I will not come to play this evening.
Why?
No reason. I don't feel like playing.
Bro.
I play for five hours every night.
You know what?
I play even though I know I'll have nightmares.
But why, bro?
Who knows?
Who cares?
I just play.
RIP, Pedhanna.
We miss you. Maybe, we'll try to preserve your motherboard.
Know what? Diapers were found in Pedhanna's flat.
Diapers?
Commitment, bro.
To play without moving from your seat, no matter the reason.
True inspiration!
Using diapers takes courage. Only warriors can do that.
He lived a king's life.
Of course, he had health issues. He died at 27.
I agree. But it was inevitable.
After all, it's not easy to gain so many followers.
Damn!
He made so much money.
He might've never worked even a day in his life.
This needs to be finished by this evening.
Oh! Another subscriber.
Hello! Manwithnoname...
Anyway, welcome to the stream of Thrones!
The best streaming channel of the Battle of Thrones!
What is she doing, man?
Live streaming.
So, people out there can watch her play this game, right?
Not her game. They'll be watching her.
Why?
-What? -Hey, Aishu!
He always speaks nonsense. Don't believe him.
No one's here masturbating looking at me.
I guess there is one guy.
But maybe that's his job.
Look at his name. Masturbation Mahesh, it seems.
Is this why you took a sabbatical?
Hey! This is my job now, Aishu.
Do you know how much I've earned?
I know. ₹150.
-You saw that? -Gayathri.
Even a labourer would make more in a day, you know?
Aishu, but I'm doing what I love. And that's what matters.
See, I earned ₹150 just by playing.
₹150!
Gayathri.
I already calculated.
-₹150 won't be enough for a day. -It will be enough.
It'd be enough if we live like Pedhanna.
Live like Pedhanna?
So, are you planning to live on cup noodles every day?
You'll have indigestion.
Let me see when it happens.
Anyway, since it's the weekend, I've arranged for a party at home.
So...
Got it, Aishu. Got it!
I should stay far away, right?
I meant it would be nice if you guys could join.
Also, your office colleague Shriya,
she's coming as well.
H-How do you know Shriya?
Yoga class.
When did you start doing yoga?
Six months ago.
When is the party?
6 p.m.
What, man? Are you planning to go?
Maybe.
Bhargav, we've been boycotting parties for four years now.
And now, just for a girl?
So, are you planning to get a girl overnight and finish everything?
I have high expectations from you.
Firstly, stop watching movies.
Well, first try touching your toes.
I'm not coming, Aishwarya.
Anyway, I have to complete so many missions in the game.
Okay, your wish!
But if you wish to come, you're always welcome.
Bye!
What, man?
Masturbation Mahesh must be happy!
Bhargav.
-Can I talk to you for a moment? -Yeah.
Sure!
It's nothing.
Seems like you were discussing disturbing topics in the office.
I received complaints about you.
Disturbing topics?
When asked for your opinion in the meeting,
you said it doesn't matter and everyone dies someday.
Oh! That one.
That was a joke. Just death jokes.
For fun.
Oh!
I just want to know if everything is okay with you.
Okay.
But thanks!
For asking.
Okay. Coffee.
Looks like it's going to be immersed in Kasi.
What?
Pedhanna's ashes are going to be immersed in Kasi.
That was his last wish.
See? Though he's dead, his last wishes didn't.
My mouth's on fire.
Madam, coffee.
Hello, subscribers! Look at this.
I just got a full carton delivered.
You must've noticed.
It is the same brand that our Pedhanna used.
Now, we have to add hot water to it.
A small break! I'll come back in a jiffy.
Know what, Gayathri? I've been watching your stream since last night.
Hey! Seriously, Anand?
-Thank you! Is it that interesting? -It's super boring.
That's what's so interesting.
It's a paradox.
I've been watching this for eight hours now.
Literally, nothing is happening there.
But I don't feel like stopping too.
What a fucking mystery!
Why are you here at this time?
Did they find out you were playing in the office and fire you?
No, Gayathri.
They sent me home because I was talking too much about death.
Looks like I need some rest.
Whether here or there,
I'll play the game either way. So, I came home.
I'm planning to collect all the leaves in the game.
What was that?
Leaves?
I'll collect everything.
Without leaving a single one.
Okay, Gayathri. I gotta go to work.
I must drink two coffees right away!
I will get in trouble if I nod off at work.
Anand, what do you do?
I'm a pilot.
Pilot? Seriously?
A horrible truth! I shudder even at the thought of it.
Anand is a pilot, man.
Of cargo planes, right?
Normal planes that carry humans.
Planes that carry humans, man!
Not international. Only domestic.
Well, my attention span is very short.
If I get lost seeing all those clouds, then... boom!
You never told us, bro!
You never asked me, bro.
Anand, you said you didn't sleep all night. It's better not to go now.
Gayathri, flying isn't as complicated as you think.
You can even fly blindfolded.
In fact, that's what I'm doing now.
Okay, Gayathri. I gotta go.
Anand, Anand!
Fuck! Hey, Anand didn't sleep all night and he is going to fly now.
We have to stop him somehow.
How?
Don't know!
Why don't we contact the air controller?
Damn!
It's all because of me.
All because he was watching my stream the whole night. Oh, no!
I don't know how many people are going to die today!
See, Gayathri? I came home to stop thinking about death.
But even here the topic remains the same.
What do you learn from this?
Forget death, we can't even avoid talks about death.
Oh! Cup noodles.
Delicious.
What's with this attire?
Masturbation Mahesh keeps coming back.
He's even bringing his friends.
I went easy on him, so now he thinks I like it.
Fine. The party is about to start. Why don't you join?
Can't you see? I'm busy.
You go.
Such an exposing outfit?
Not exposing! Just freely expressing myself.
You too will be hit by a Mahesh or Suresh one day.
Then you'll realise.
So, you are not coming?
If I ask you to come while you're working, will you leave it halfway?
This is my job, Aishu.
My bread and butter.
Do you mean cup noodles?
Whatever! You got my point, right?
Wow!
See, someone just donated ₹15,000 to me!
Thank you, Mr. Manwithnoname!
Did you see my fans?
If this keeps up, I need not go to the office even for a day!
Oh! Another kingdom is finished!
So, subscribers, as per our ritual...
Oh! By the way, I got this from your party.
Don't search for it.
I wonder what that second lunatic is up to!
Hi, man!
Didn't you say you'll be joining the party?
Take it easy, Aishwarya! I have to collect many more leaves.
-Leaves? -Yeah!
Then, I have to do gardening.
I have to use my amazing gardening skills to create a beautiful garden.
Are you okay?
Why? How do I look?
Why do you need my opinion anyway?
So, about Pedhanna,
I guess you haven't moved on yet.
I'm clear about it, Aishu.
Have you gone mad?
Your foolish assumptions.
Yes. You are collecting leaves and she is wrapped in a blanket.
But I'm the mad one!
Nonsense!
Did you look at this? A giant mouse.
They ate a huge donkey.
Such strange things can only be seen here.
Salute to the Battle of Thrones!
Salute!
Roshan.
-Yes, Amma. -What are you doing?
Nothing at all.
Nothing.
Hey!
What's this, man?
Are you sending money to those online girls again?
Damn it!
Look, my dear subscribers!
Look carefully. He is a living example of an existential crisis.
Samurai Jack reporting, sir!
Guys, guess where I am?
This is Anand, talking from the flight deck.
Cabin crew, please prepare for landing.
Fuck, Anand! Are you playing while flying a plane?
What else can I do, Gayathri?
Your stream is so interesting. Can't stop myself from watching it.
That's why I turned on the auto-pilot and...
Come on, Anand. No matter how nice it is,
you have to concentrate on the flight, right?
Oh! Don't worry! Everything is in our control.
Beep! Beep! Turbulence! Turbulence!
Just kidding! I made those beep sounds with my mouth.
Fuck! Fuck!
I think the game is stuck.
-It's not the game. -You're the one who's stuck.
Fuck! What should I do now, bro?
Try jumping, bro.
I can't, bro.
It's a glitch.
Then, die and try again, bro.
Fuck! No, bro!
I'll lose all the leaves I collected so far!
Just die, man. My viewers have the same opinion.
They are chanting the word "suicide."
But...
But I don't want to die.
It's inevitable. You have no other way.
No!
My leaves.
What am I doing right now?
Fuck!
Why am I collecting leaves?
I mean...
Pedhanna died.
But I'm alive, right?
I have to live, right?
I will live!
My foot! What will you do?
Keep watching. The party is going on, right? I'll attend it.
I'll not waste my life.
Go, if you dare! I'm watching.
Hello! Hey, Bhargav!
Hello! You left, for real?
Fuck! Guess he is gone for real, bro!
Why is this blinking red?
Bhargav.
Hi.
Shriya... Hi.
Are you okay?
One second!
Fuck! Fuck! I can't do this!
Shit!
Bhargav, it's me, Shriya.
-Are you okay? -Yes, Shriya.
I'm fine, thanks.
Guys! Guys! Problem! Problem!
-What happened? -Shit! Shit!
Hey, stop chanting shit and tell us what happened.
That's the problem.
Someone left a big monster inside the toilet without flushing.
Why don't you flush it then?
It's not happening, Gayathri. I already tried it.
Also, a girl is waiting outside.
If she sees, she'll definitely think this is mine.
Why don't you work, man?
Check the tank, bro. Maybe it is stuck.
Fuck! There's no water inside.
You bastard! Just work!
Bhargav.
It's me, Aishwarya.
All good?
It isn't going, bro.
What the...
Why is it as tough as a stone, bro!
Then, perhaps, try to crush it. It may get flushed off.
Crush it?
How, bro?
-Even the toilet brush isn't here. -Bhargav.
Are you there?
No! This is my brush.
Bhargav.
Will you come out?
Hey, Bhargav! How long will you take?
People are waiting outside.
Wait!
I just got an idea.
Take out the monster and throw it out of the window.
Hey! Have you gone crazy?
Bro! Trust me! This is the best option.
My co-pilot says the same.
No.
No, no. I just can't do this.
I'd rather die than take it out with my hands!
Yes. An interesting assignment.
Socks!
Bro, put socks on your hands and throw it out of the window.
Bro, who wears socks inside a washroom?
Underwear!
Bro, use your underwear.
An idea approved by our air hostesses!
Bhargav, please, man.
Keerthy isn't well.
Come out fast.
Okay.
Listen, I'm giving you a heads-up.
I'm in no way related to what is in there!
But I promise. I did my best.
I really did.
But I couldn't.
What are you talking about?
That...
Brace yourselves!
Ew! Yuck! Bhargav!
This is too much, man!
Another kingdom is over!
So, as per our ritual...
Hi, Roshan!
Hi, I'm Roshan's mother.
Oh, aunty... H-Hi, aunty!
Well, looks like my Roshan gave you ₹15,000, didn't he?
Roshan?
Sorry, dear. Don't mistake me.
He is always like this. Such an idiot!
He meets girls online and sends them money.
If you don't mind, the ₹15,000...
Sorry, aunty. I didn't know that was Roshan.
I'll return it right away.
Thanks, dear.
And, aunty, one more thing.
I'm not like those online girls who would do anything for money.
Why are the others leaving?
We've got three more kingdoms left.
Welcome back, viewers!
Good news! We are updating the stream.
It's not a gaming stream anymore.
We are at a party. Let's watch what everyone else is up to.
A girl. A boy.
One more girl and boy.
Music... Very predictable.
This girl is finishing the chips all on her own.
This girl's just clicking pictures of herself.
That guy looks handsome, so he definitely won't talk to me.
Come. Let's watch.
Hello! Excuse me! What's this?
Wow! Surprise! He is talking to me.
Let's see what he has to say.
Didn't I say he won't talk to me?
Hey! I just spoke.
-Oh! -I said, "Excuse me."
Man, he is speaking to me again!
Interesting.
Hello! You didn't realise something.
There's no one watching your stream, except you. Zero viewers.
Okay, viewers. He is right.
None of you are here.
So, I walked around the party and talked to myself all this while.
So, my chances with him are absolutely nil.
-Yeah, right? -Confirm.
Yeah!
-Hey! -Hey.
How's the party going?
Yeah, good!
We're planning to wrap it up shortly.
Why?
Well, everyone looks a bit frightened.
So...
That wasn't mine, Aishwarya.
Yeah! Yeah! Sure.
Not yours.
Everything was going well until then.
But then...
Hey! Idiot.
THAT’S FINE, AT LEAST YOUR UNDERWEAR IS NOT RUINED...
EVERYONE SEES ME AS A VILLAIN.
Okay, excuse me!
I need your attention.
The tragedy you saw in the bathroom
doesn't belong to Bhargav.
It was mine.
Yes!
The source of that monster was this, right here!
It's not Bhargav. I'm the villain.
Blame me. Curse me.
No issues!
I don't need any of your validation.
I don't care what you think about me.
Neither what Masturbation Mahesh thinks.
Do you know why?
Because I'm creating my own reality.
Every day!
Inside that room.
In my game.
And, in fact, I'm going to do the same now.
Right now!
Back to our kingdom.
Finally, peace!
Anand, what's up?
Nothing much, Gayathri.
Got to work for a while.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen!
We are beginning our descent and
we should reach our destination in about--
Oh, fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! Tiger attack! Tiger attack!
Sorry, ladies and gentlemen!
That was a small technical glitch.
Yes, everything is under control and
we should land shortly. Until then, enjoy... Oh, fuck!
Fuck! Not another tiger! There's another tiger!