Nice T-shirt!
Oh, thanks!
I bought it at a sale.
A sale!
Have you ever shit in a bucket?
Shit in a bucket?
Ever done that?
I have never heard of this.
I have done it.
Then, I scooped it with my hands...
That is called gaming.
That is hardcore.
But I've never worn such T-shirts.
I didn't know I had to shit in a bucket to wear such T-shirts.
Yes, you have to. You've to wash it all by yourself as well.
Have you at least finished one game in your life?
-Candy-- -Don't say Candy Crush!
I know! I know people like you.
Buying it for the caption, wearing it because it's cute.
Show off!
No connection to the content. No relation to the caption.
Bloody hypocrites!
Will you buy a saline bottle only because it's on sale?
Maybe, but... why do you care so much?
Our feelings are hurt.
If you ever wear such a T-shirt,
I'll remove it on the spot.
Okay! The mission is over. Now comes the scene.
Just don't speak.
My fellow rebels!
I, Theneral, bring urgent news from the Citadel.
The Hive Mother is gestating.
-Fuck! Hive Mother is pregnant. -Soon, she'll spawn the mightiest army
the kingdom has ever seen.
And her genocidal plan to cleanse the Outer Realm will be completed.
Fuck! She is giving birth to a huge army!
-The kingdom will be lost forever. -Fuck! Bhargav, are you listening?
The kingdom...
Yeah, I'm trying to digest that.
Oh! Items.
"Collect all sacred crystals to win the crystal trophy."
My foot!
That's fine. Let's win.
Do you know there's an upcoming movie on the Battle of Thrones?
That's old news, bro!
The cast and crew have been announced as well.
The Indian warrior's character is going to be played by...
-Say it, man! -Bro, why do you pause?
It's Naresh.
-What the fuck! -Fuck our life!
-Shit! -Do they have brains?
Wasted, bro! Everything is wasted!
He's a comedian. How will he be suitable for a warrior's character?
Is it all about a good market?
This is trending online. Everyone is fighting over this.
Good! They deserve it.
The character and actor look worthless.
That's bad, bro! Too bad!
I feel like choking myself to death by swallowing several gums.
I want to die by immersing my face in a bucket of water.
I'll crush my head in a blender.
I... I want to get crushed under an elephant's leg.
I can't handle this, bro!
I'll gulp down phenol.
Oh, God! Did the groceries have to come now?
I can't even drink phenol in peace.
Thanks, bro! I'll give you a five-star rating. Bye!
Hey! Come fast.
I know. Let me arrange it.
Noodles... More noodles!
Bread.
Toothpaste.
God! Lube!
Hey! Fast! Fast!
Chocolates for my wasted life!
Damn! There's no phenol.
Guys, he is my new friend, Motherless Boy.
What? A motherless boy?
How was he born then?
Probably, a test tube baby.
Then, too, a mother is needed.
Come on, let's dance.
Dude! Roshan, please!
You'll be considered a fool if you dance in this game.
It's like going to Hyderabad for the first time
and clicking a photo near an "I love Hyderabad" signboard.
But isn't dancing fun, Gayathri?
Exactly! If all you want is fun, go and play with school kids.
If not, listen to us.
Because it's not fun for us.
-What do you say, Gayathri? -Yes, you're right.
If not for fun, why do you play then?
There are no answers to some questions, bro.
They are called mysteries.
This is almost the same.
Just like Iron Man was caught in outer space,
just like Abhimanyu was caught inside a labyrinth,
we are trapped.
The only difference is, they died. But I don't even have phenol.
Has it been reduced?
Not yet.
I never thought this would happen, Gayathri.
Why are you both looking strange?
What happened?
Something terrible has happened, Aishwarya!
Naresh has been selected to play an Indian warrior
in the Battle of Thrones movie.
Hey! It's nice!
Isn't it? He is a good comedian.
We don't want someone who does comedy, Aishu.
We want a warrior. Please try to understand.
Hey! Explain it to her, man.
We still haven't healed, Aishwarya.
Don't hurt us with your words.
I'm sorry. I mean... I know such things are important to you.
-But-- -Hey! "Such things"?
It's not a silly thing, Aishwarya.
We're talking about an actor for this movie. It's important.
Just imagine!
Baahubali without Prabhas. KGF without Yash.
Sounds impossible, isn't it?
You're right!
I get it now.
You totally make sense. There's nothing wrong with getting hurt.
Your reactions don't add up much. You'll not understand anyway.
Of course! I got it!
We feel pain when we don't get what we want.
Well, take me as an example.
Last year.
The toughest time.
I was really depressed.
But I took therapy and started socialising.
I exercised.
And I'm finally over it.
So, my point is,
when life wants to stomp on you, don't get on your knees.
Go against it.
-Hello! -Hi! Let's go.
Yeah! I'll come late in the night. Don't wait for me.
She would get drunk for sure.
She said she was depressed.
What actually happened?
Did she lose her job?
Who knows, man? She is fine, isn't she?
If such an incident happened, then what does it matter now?
I told her to chill and play with us.
But she wants to explore this cruel world.
We can do nothing, Gayathri!
Nothing!
We can neither change her nor the actor in the movie.
It's all over.
No, we've got to do something.
We must do something.
Frankly, there's nothing interesting in either of our lives.
If anything, it's the game.
If we don't fight for that one thing in our life, then why do we exist?
It's better to die.
So... should we die now?
I said we should fight.
Yes, you're right!
-I'm ready for the hunger strike! -Hey! No need!
It's all digital now. No one fights face-to-face.
It's all about online battles.
Online battles?
Yeah!
Firstly, we must run an online campaign.
"Boycott Naresh Campaign."
Campaign?
-Will it work? -Of course!
This is how it is now.
Campaigns decide the fate of movies nowadays.
I mean... there are so many examples.
Recently, a superstar's fan went against the director.
Yes.
This is fixed!
Run the campaign! Bring the change!
Change the hero! Change the hero!
-Change the hero! Change the hero! -So, Gayathri...
what's the next step?
Make a riot.
-Riot? -Yes.
The more we do, the louder it sounds.
Only then will it reach the moviemakers.
Prepare an online petition and get the signatures of supporters.</i
Minimum 20,000.
Perfect! Let's get the first signature from a famous person.
It'll be a good start.
By the way, Gayathri,
what's the motto of our petition?
I mean... we don't want Naresh.
Any alternative?
Who else could it be? The one and only.
Who?
Hey! Vijay!
What? Have you gone crazy, Gayathri?
No, he is too young.
I won't agree to this.
Fine, tell me your choice.
-Mahe... -What?
Mahesh?
Are you a teenage girl?
Look at your taste!
-No chance! -Come on, Gayathri!
My choice is better than yours.
What do you say, Anand bro?
Bro, is there any option that'll satisfy you?
Let's play the game. My wife keeps calling me.
Do you know the difficulties of a married man?
Daddy, Mummy is calling you. She wants you to hold the ladder.
There! Didn't I tell you?
I'm coming, baby. I'll be there in a minute.
Just one minute.
-Hey, guess what? -What?
Motherless Boy is coming to my house tomorrow.
What? Is he?
I invited him to play together.
It's going to be fun!
Are you out of your mind, Roshan?
Are you really nuts or just pretending to be?
Why would you invite someone with a name like Motherless Boy?
So what?
My goodness! Why are you acting like a forest creature, Roshan?
Were you raised by gorillas?
No, my mom raised me.
Why would you invite a stranger you met online to your house?
Did you at least check his profile?
Profile?
How to do that?
Ctrl+P.
Thank God!
No worries! He is just fourteen years old.
What? Fourteen years? A kid?
Damn! Why would you invite kids to your house, bro?
Why don't you get some beer?
Did you inform his parents at least?
You're dead!
What if his parents mistake you for a kidnapper?
What if they think you are someone who sells kids to Dubai?
You'll be in jail
for 14 years!
Good if they think that way.
It's dangerous if they think of him as a paedophile.
What? A paedophile?
Why would they think like that?
Who knows? You might appear to be like that.
Why would they think of me that way?
No idea, bro! We can't predict what others think.
Didn't Tony Stark misunderstand Captain America?
That's how it is.
Daddy, come fast. I can't hold this.
See, Roshan. I say this as a responsible father.
His parents will definitely think the worst of you.
But first, he has to come, right?
I'll call him right away and ask him not to come.
Shravanthi.
-Mom isn't responding, Dad. -Shit!
Bhargav, what are you doing?
See. I'm hitting this toy with my sword.
I can see that. But why?
Didn't you ask me to start a riot?
I'm striking it off.
I mean... literally!
Hey! It won't work.
The producers haven't even responded yet.
So, should I increase the sound?
Not the sound. Let's increase the dosage.
That's why I've made a deal with the Flaming Shitheads.
What? With the Flaming Shitheads?
Gayathri, they are... they are...
they are shitheads, Gayathri.
Which means they have shit in their heads.
So what?
They are villains of the gaming world.
-Bloody unethical hackers! -Come on, I know that.
There's no other way. We need them.
But why?
They have Naresh's address and his contact details.
-So? -So?
We are going to attack him.
Attack?
What attack?
Yes, we'll send hundreds of black roses to his house from today.
Also, let's drive him crazy with our emails and texts.
Until he gives up on the movie by himself.
Gayathri.
Did you hear?
I won't agree.
What did Captain America say?
-Fight fair! -Stop it!
Look at your stupid cartoon quotations!
Not cartoon. This is comics.
But this ain't both. This is life. Real life!
And we are at war.
This is how we have to act here. Or things won't be done, Bhargav.
Dad, green tablets, right?
No, not green. Blue.
Look in the bottle nearby.
Got it, Daddy!
Good, take two and give it to your mother.
Don't forget to take the water bottle, darling!
How is your wife, Anand?
What about her? She is a Wonder Woman.
Also, my daughter takes care of her like a mother.
So, touchwood! All fine.
-Daddy, I can't open the bottle cap. -Try opening it. It'll open.
Push and twist it to the right.
See, look at me. Push and twist.
Push! Twist!
See, there you are!
Not flexing because they are my daughters.
Both of them are really talented!
Shravanthi and I are so lucky!
Looks like someone's coming.
Thank God! There's no one.
What are you doing?
I'm unable to connect to the Motherless Boy's number.
Okay.
Nothing to worry about.
I told my watchman not to allow anyone inside today.
As a safety measure, I'm using a pair of binoculars.
Bro, are you trying to be creepy or what?
Don't know why, but he definitely seems to be a paedophile.
Bro, don't frighten me.
Damn it!
I shouldn't have played this game.
I should've played cricket instead.
Do you play cricket?
Yeah! I used to play very well,
till the 12th grade.
-Then? -I got addicted to alcohol.
I quit that too.
But then I started it again.
Later, I got addicted to weed during my college.
I quit that too and started again.
What are you addicted to now?
Now... I met Gayathri and got addicted to this game.
Roshan.
A kid came looking for you.
What?
Where is he now?
Hi!
Bro, you informed your watchman but forgot to inform your mother?
Hi!
Hey, I'm late for work. Both of you carry on.
Okay. Bye!
Don't go, Mom!
Bro! It's fixed! Now it'll surely be a Dubai case.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Where is he?
Where did he go?
Oh, shit!
-What happened? -Bro, he went to the washroom.
He didn't even seek my permission.
Paedophile! Confirm!
Shit! What should I do now?
Bro, give me an idea.
Do one thing, bro.
Run away.
What? This is my house, bro.
Fine. Tell that to the police.
The police?
Gayathri.
I guess he's really a motherless boy, bro.
What?
There's a funerary urn in his bag.
I guess he has no one, bro.
Even his mother passed away recently.
Maybe that's why he's into this game. To distract himself.
Maybe to forget about his mother.
Yeah!
He must've connected with me because I was friendly with him.
He considered me to be his friend.
Hey! Shall we play?
Hi, Bhargav! What's up?
Oh! Who is he?
A dummy character.
I thought torturing someone would be fun. So, I created this.
-What? -Yes.
We must torture him and inform the producers about our pain.
So I'm going to hang him in front of the castle and stab him--
Oh, my God, Gayathri!
Are you out of your mind?
You've crossed all limits.
Do you know it's a kind of hate crime?
I don't care.
I'll act as I wish.
Come on, boys!
It hit straight to the heart. If it hits the balls, I'll get 20 gold coins.
Yes.
Hey!
Did you see this?
Naresh dropped out of the movie.
What? Seriously?
Yeah!
It's trending online.
Bhargav.
Hey, Bhargav.
What happened?
The hashtag Boycott Naresh is trending online.
Naresh isn't doing this role. We won!
Hey!
Yeah!
He couldn't handle the messages and tweets from people online.
He made a statement about that.
That's me.
I mean... I'm one of them.
Was there no mention of any sound effects?
Fuck! I'm not boasting,
but I've changed the history of humanity!
Martin Luther King! Gandhi! And me!
Poor thing! He met with a car accident yesterday.
-Who? -Naresh.
After seeing the comments...
he said he wasn't in a good mood and went for a drive.
And he hit a tree.
Guess he is fine.
He has ten to twelve stitches on his head.
What a pity!
You should look at the faces of his family members in the media.
Which tree?
-The tree which he hit. -A neem tree or a coconut tree.
Why should we care?
He won't be on our movie, right?
That's what we wanted, right?
So... yay!
What? Twelve stitches?
That's big, bro.
Yes, he even got one of his arms fractured.
Okay. Stop it.
Why should I?
You did this, didn't you?
I did? We did!
We did everything together.
Come on, Gayathri. The black rose idea was yours.
So what? Is there any proof of it?
Maybe it's because of the riot you caused.
What? The sound effects?
Impossible!
Fine. It's my mistake.
But maybe it's a side-effect of trying to bring a change.
You know, how wars happen for bringing peace?
Hey, good news!
My mother got to know Arjun is an orphan
and allowed him to stay with us for a while.
Is it?
Super, Roshan. That's sweet!
Yeah! Also, she said she'd sponsor his education.
Wow! That's awesome!
Yeah... you know what?
I will do my best to help too.
I'll buy him a laptop.
Yeah.
Even I'll get him books.
Super, so...
I'll... I'll give him pocket money.
Wow! Perfect!
You know what?
It isn't apparent, but you're good too.
Fine, is there any place in the game where we can cheer Arjun up?
Yes.
I know the perfect place.
I agree, Roshan. This is actually fun!
Yeah, right! Robo dance! Robo dance!
Fun? Hello! You are just pressing one button.
I mean... you're just hitting it.
-Fine. Sit there and do some shit. -Okay.
Thanks! Much better.
Guys, a new hero has been announced for the movie.
What? Who is he?
I've sent you the link. Check it out.
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