Where do I begin?
Never held one before?
52-year-old Dr. Ashwin Bhadoria,
the owner of Reliable Medical college,
has allegedly committed suicide by setting himself on fire,
at his residence in Arera Colony, Bhopal Madhya Pradesh.
The Police said.
The tragic death came to light at around 8 am.
When Dr. Ashwin's wife spotted him coming out on the lawn of their bungalow,
engulfed in flame.
Another suspicious death has shaken Madhya Pradesh.
Dr. Bhadoria was a very popular man in Bhopal.
The ghastly death by burning of such an eminent doctor,
has shocked the people of Bhopal.
There's definitely some kind of mystery behind this death.
This mystery hasn't unfolded yet.
Stay with us until we don't solve this mystery.
Please give us some privacy.
What have you done? Careful.
Get up. Careful.
What are you doing?
Relax.
I can't hear you, Zaini.
Listen, Sanket's here. Dr. Ashwin's son.
I'll call you later. Okay, bye.
[indistinct shouting]
CSP Rupesh, can you tell us anything about this incident?
Was it accidental?
We found a can of kerosene next to Dr. Ashwin's body.
The stench is still in the air. Maybe you can smell it too.
Prima facie, this seems to be a case of suicide.
But sir, he's a dean of a huge medical college and a reputed doctor.
- Sanket... - Why did he commit suicide, sir?
We can only give the actual details after an investigation.
- Sanket! - Darn you! Let me go, m***r!
It wasn't suicide.
No!
If necessity is the mother of all inventions,
kick is the father of all f*** ups.
Humans live for some kind of kick.
But when kick turns into addiction,
you get a kick in the back physically and not metaphorically.
What fun do you get from all this?
You are asking this?
But how much? We did it in year one.
Then second, third, fourth. We've been doing it every year?
Exactly.
Us. The keyword is us. We've been doing it.
This has become our tradition.
How can we break it now?
And anyway, our internship gets over in two months.
Come on, prescription.
Left it at the last pharmacy.
Olanzapine
10mg.
Are we done yet? Can we go now?
And first, drop me home.
- Oh, God. - I don't want to be at the circus.
Okay, fine. You don't have to do anything.
We'll need one normal person at the party.
Prachi.
Hey, Audi.
Sanku, I want to be at your party. That's all.
I'm the organiser but your sister's the bouncer.
Talk to your sister.
What happened?
- What happened? - Nothing, leave it.
- I'll drop you at the crossroad. - Okay.
Guys, guys, guys, attention, attention.
Yea!
I just thought of a joke. Can I say it?
- Go ahead! - Thank you
True friends.
Okay.
An accountant, a lawyer, and a doctor went to a bar.
The bartender said, sir dry day.
I know, you're feeling it right. It's bad one.
The lawyer said I'll sue you.
- Of course. - Yeah.
The accountant said this isn't fair.
The taxi fare, waste of time, it will be too expensive for you.
Imagine what the doctor said.
The doctor put his hand in his pocket,
fished out a bottle and said...
Hold my cough syrup, bitch!
Doctor.
Doctor, cough syrup... He went to the bar.
Yes.
Hold my cough syrup because it's a dry day.
- You like this. - Why?
- What? - This.
F*** you guys, here drink this.
It was a good joke.
You all are just stupid.
Take a sip and give me.
How many strips do we have, Dinesh?
Sugar only 2 ml
Let's do it.
Done?
Yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, we...
That is Dinesh and me, have organised a trip.
Whoever wants to take this trip must book their seats in advance.
But before that whoever survives this trip...
- Everyone will survive. - They will.
So whoever survives this trip will tell us about their experience.
Prachi.
Hold on.
What are you doing here?
Take a break, sister.
From what?
From taking a break.
I am starting. Do we get enough?
- Shall we do it then? - Yes.
- Come on. - Do it.
Fantastic, I'm ready to do it.
Dinesh.
Sanket.
Make him upright.
Sanket.
Wait.
Dinesh.
- Dinesh. - Sanket, hurry up. Please.
Sanket, boss.
You're a God!
I just came back from heaven.
Do you know what we've gone through?
Nowhere close to where I was.
I am leaving,
Drop Prachi home.
Is she your sister or mom?
At least mom loves me.
Point.
Listen...
even I want to take the trip.
- Leave me. Leave me. - Come on.
Come on.
Get him in. Come on.
Move.
Listen, I want a stronger dose than last time.
Chill.
It's a trip, not a vacation.
Sanku, I don't have too long, do I?
Why? Are you dying?
Wait here. Don't go anywhere.
If your sister finds out...
How will she know if you don't tell her?
'Some don't understand math, some science,'
'and I don't understand moral science.'
Listen, I've something to say.
I need your help.
I see...like this.
- Let's do it. - 'There are some subjects in life one understands late.'
Come on, son. Get to work.
What are you doing here?
Where is Prachi?
Sanket. Tell me honestly, did she try something last night?
Can we try something new?
Pragya.
Yes, mom. I'm awake.
Layout the breakfast, I'm coming.
Okay.
Mom, Sanket's coming too.
Fine, I'll make some breakfast for him too.
You're looking like a zombie.
Go get some sleep.
When will she study if she sleeps?
How can she study in this condition, mom?
She's failed PMT twice and yet she isn't taking it seriously.
Eat.
We'll handle it.
We'll handle what?
You promised yesterday that you'll help.
You've a champ at home, why do you need me?
Joking.
Okay.
Would 500,000 be enough?
Yes, dad. It's good enough.
And when will this portal be up and running?
Dad, this is just seed money.
The portal can't be made overnight.
Of course.
So...what do you think?
Is the portal going right?
Yes, papa. Definitely.
Okay.
I've nothing to worry about if you're confident.
Good morning.
Good morning, doctor.
Tell me honestly, what are you going to do with this money?
Portal investment.
Pragya, you know me.
Exactly, I know you.
Okay, keep me out of whatever you're doing it.
Because I don't want to ruin my relation with papa without a reason.
Okay.
Why did you bring me here?
Because dad's always happy to see us together.
Knowing you, you use me.
Do you know, not getting exploited is more exploiting than getting exploited?
Yo.
Are you done?
Yes, I'll take some time. Handle the OPD, okay.
Please, I love you. Bye.
[english rap song]
Here.
Excuse me.
Hi.
See what daddy brought for you?
Happy.
- Let's go. - Come on.
Give me your hand.
What... Rank setting.
- What the... - F***k
What the f***k
Please, stay within your limits.
Sorry, sorry.
But we didn't say anything out of your comfort zone.
I don't know what you heard about this place?
And you?
But, sir, you said that...
Prachi, I didn't expect this from you.
Who is this gentleman?
Well-wisher.
Well-wisher for students deprived of education.
What nonsense.
Education deprived students.
I understand Hindi very well, please.
Then problem solved.
Please leave.
- Listen to me, sir, I was saying... - Please get out!
Leave.
By the way, sir, even I understand Hindi.
Prachi, how can you say such a thing in front of a third party?
But sir, he's not a third party.
And you said that if I want a rank...
I said that three months ago.
And you think I'll help you out three days before the exams?
Sir, I didn't make up my mind earlier.
Did you make up your mind now?
Yes. - Good. We'll try next year.
Next year, sir.
Please. Now even you can...
What?
What do you want?
What do you have?
Give me your phone.
Seriously, son.
Uncle, do you really think I'll steal your phone?
Give it.
Call him.
His name is Azhar.
He does all the match-fixing on exams.
Where does this Azhar field from?
You must have heard about Reliable Medical College
he works there.
This is his side business.
But Reliable is your...
How much?
Listen, mister. The priest only performs the wedding,
he doesn't hand out bills for the arrangements.
Now?
Go home. I'll take a look.
Sanku, I want to come too.
Wait at home like a good girl.
Remember?
You and my daughter used to study in the same class in class 10.
Lavina.
I even invited you on her birthday.
You broke her heart.
Sorry, D'souza aunty.
I was naive back then?
Were?
By the way, aunty, how long has Azhar been working for us?
Five years.
His father works in your grandpa's hospital.
Rahim.
I see.
Thank you, aunty.
Aunty, give my love to Lavina.
She got married last year.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Okay.
Yes, where?
Coming.
You're lying.
- You're trying to frame me. - Listen to me, Azhar...
Hear what?
Why do you need to get in this mess?
You aren't even listening?
I am not screwing with you, I really need your help.
Honestly?
Fine, but don't tell father.
Same to you.
Why would I tell my father about you?
I meant don't tell my father.
- Can I go now? - Yes.
It's done, sir.
If you press 97 it will show the right figure.
Bravo.
Let me go.
'When Osama was using an airplane as a missile to blow up a building,'
'he wasn't thinking about what's going to happen next.'
'He was feeling fu*** amazing.'
'Point being...'
'Things done in excitement never thinks about consequences.'
'And I was doing the same.'
700,000...
Do you want to be a sub-inspector or a constable?
How much?
You can't even dream about becoming a sub-inspector without 1.5 million.
I'm not a sub-inspector yet to have that kind of money.
Is this without sugar?
- It's got sugar. - It has.
Stupid.
Look, my heart's bigger than my body.
I know.
But one who fixes the rate isn't.
So pay 500,000 now,
and the rest in PDC with no fixed date.
I've only 300,000 right now.
As*** did you set out to buy condoms?
Such high respect for yourself,
and want to become sub-inspector in installments.
Brother, please.
Save your formality for the girls, not me.
Rajendar.
Leave.
- And what about you? - Make me a teacher, please.
- The teacher's department is around the corner. - Yes, brother.
- Meet Banwari there. - Yes.
- Tell him I sent you, okay. - Yes, brother.
What brings you here?
All because of your grace.
Did you get a scapegoat?
If you want I can chop him to pieces for you.
Great.
What is it?
Do you know Ashwin Bhadoria?
- Reliable... - Yes.
He can't be so young.
That's his son. Sanket Bhadoria.
Final year. Interning at the government hospital.
Why the f*** is he here?
He's a customer.
Honestly?
Swear on Allah?
Wait here.
Aditya, get the fritters.
Sanket, myself Anuj.
Come and sit inside. Treat it like your own office.
Anything to eat?
No, no.
You should try Mama's sweetmeat and puffed rice.
I'm sure you've never tasted anything like it. I'll get some.
Go and sit inside.
Anything else? Like cappuccino?
- Without sugar. I'll make it strong. - Sure.
Go on. I'll handle it.
Go and sit inside. Feel at home.
- Circuit. - What is it, bro?
- Did you hear? - What?
- Today is my medical exam. - Exam?
Which one?
You know I've topped the entrance exam.
You did.
If the boss says he's topped the exam then he did.
"Snatch every right,"
"all the boys are my fans."
"don't underestimate him."
[rap song continues]
Yes. Yes.
Whose son?
Reliable's owner.
- Brother Jairaj! - Love live...
I see.
- Brother Jairaj! - Love live...
Let's go on stage, brother Jairaj.
Do you want me to perform?
Chief, finally I've returned to my village after all these years.
I don't want to stay away from my people.
There will be a huge gap between us if I go on stage.
Do you want me to stand here or go on stage?
Here, here, here.
- Did you hear? - Yes, yes, all the boys want to become doctors.
I know everything.
Go get a chair.
Chief, I'm not some minister that I need a chair.
Now listen, I've made 24 doctors.
How many?
Twenty-four.
When I was a kid, in this village...
I remember Mr. Sharma, Dr. Malviya
wouldn't come to this village.
Let the child die, let the mother die, let the old man die,
but no one would come to help. Remember, uncle.
- Yes, I remember. - No one would come to help.
Yes, no one.
That's when I swore,
I will make every child from one family a doctor.
Everyone will become a doctor.
There won't be a single patient in this village.
I swore.
Chief... This chief's son.
Even he's going to become a doctor.
Everyone will become a doctor.
- Brother Jairaj. - What?
Can you get me in the Police force?
Everything is possible in this country, in this village.
Brother Jairaj's English is so good.
Really?
Take me too.
Me too.
First, listen.
I'll make one half police officers and make them stand on the right,
and the rest doctors and stand on the left.
Okay.
- Brother Jairaj! - Love live...
I've only 2.5 acres of land.
What?
Sir, I've only 2.5 acres of land.
You'll reap in the form of your son.
Don't worry about the land.
What do I do, brother?
Sell what you have?
Do you know what's the rate for a doctor groom in the market?
No.
Silly, you don't know.
You'll get 10 times more of your investment in dowry.
What's the guarantee?
Leave.
If he doesn't become a doctor, you'll get your investment back.
You've my word.
Don't ask this question again.
Here you go, Dadda.
- Bye. - Go on, God bless you.
I'll show you something. You'll be shocked to see it.
All the students get proper training.
It's not an easy job.
Understand.
Not bad.
All that's missing is the background missing,
otherwise, this is a pretty filmy atmosphere.
What exactly do you do, sir?
Fulfill God's unfulfilled dreams.
What do you mean?
God gives everyone a dream,
but he doesn't give everyone the ability to fulfill them.
For example, a person cannot get himself admitted to an expensive hospital,
but if he's dreamt of becoming a doctor there then what?
Aamir Khan said on 70mm scream that follow your passion,
and thus formed a long queue of fools.
They come to my court. I want to be a doctor. I say fine.
This is the fee. They pay.
I say you don't have to appear for the entrance exam either.
I've genius students.
They score 95-99%
Boys and girls. Genius.
I'll make you a doctor. Keep the money and go.
Meaning...
like how they showed in Munna Bhai.
Yes, exactly.
But this is a more corporate atmosphere.
Little higher.
Then even your turnover must be a little higher.
Yes...
They pay around two million.
- Per candidate? - Yeah.
F***k
Do you know, my grandpa and father's hair turned grey.
performing 3-4 operations per day.
But they could never pay the kind of money you did...
Plus no taxes.
Yes.
Listen
I like you so I've a barter offer.
Meaning I'll have to appear for some candidate...
You're smart. You learn fast.
If you're willing and have a candidate,
then I won't charge him any fee.
But if that's the case then I'll write Prachi's exam.
No, that's not how it's done.
I know it's gender equality.
But if it's a female candidate then it has to be another female in her place.
I maintain some discipline.
- So her... - Sister.
Her sister?
So...sister-in-law?
It's okay. I'm cool.
I can understand.
What will you have?
Anything? Scotch?
Scotch?
How about a 40-year-old?
This job has a lot of responsibilities, brother.
Get an ID according to the admit card.
And you're making two doctors.
First, this a*** and the other is Prachi madam.
You're doing a great job, sir.
F***
- No, mom, please. - Eat it.
Only a little.
At least wish me good luck, sister.
One cappuccino.
Okay, ma'am.
I...want one spiced cafe latte.
With brown sugar.
Listen, use only half a spoon.
Okay?
And listen, skimmed milk.
- Yeah? - Yes.
'I read in class eight.'
'For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction.'
'I may have forgotten Newton's third law.'
'But life was going to remind me of this.'