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This is your perfect world, huh?

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Guards, arrest that woman. That isn't me.

3
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I can't believe you didn't realize
we're in Nazi world.

4
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Come on.
How was I supposed to notice that?

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Ma'am, you're gonna have to come with me.

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Because of the copies of <i>Mein Kampf</i>
on every desk?

7
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Think I'd be this buff
if I looked at books?

8
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- Ma'am.
- Or the giant fucking mural of Hitler?

9
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Fuck. How'd I miss that?

10
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Ma'am, please put your hands
above your head.

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Chris, what are you doing?
Get away from her.

12
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Emilia, I think we should break up.

13
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What? Why?

14
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Because of what I'm about to do.

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The Sons of Liberty?

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- Right.
- Who are they?

17
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The only resistance this world has
to the worldwide Nazi oppressors.

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- Nazis?
- Yes.

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Ever since the Nazis won World War II--

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- Whoa!
- What?

21
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The Nazis won World War II here?

22
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Yes.

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That's the craziest thing
I've heard since I found out

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Cheeri-ohs has an H on the end.

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What happened where you're from?

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Cheeri-o ends with an O,
how it's supposed to.

27
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No, I mean with the Nazis.

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Yeah, the Americans won.

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I don't know who they teamed up with,

30
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but I'm, like, 99 percent sure
it wasn't the Nazis.

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You must live in, like, a utopia.

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I mean, anything anyone
has here is at the expense

33
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of those who are considered outsiders,

34
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forced to toil away in camps
their entire lives.

35
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Well, that's whack.

36
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Like, I couldn't just stand by
and watch it happening

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without trying to make a difference.

38
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That's how I feel
when somebody does graffiti.

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That's not yours to draw on.

40
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That seems a little different.

41
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I just remembered something.

42
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What?

43
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I came here with a person
who's technically Black.

44
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Technically? Like, you can't tell?

45
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No, you can fully tell.

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That was, like, one of the first things
I noticed about her.

47
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Shit, we better go.

48
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- What?
- Now!

49
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If they find your friend,
you will never see her again.

50
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Dad, everything okay?
I'm kind of in the middle of something.

51
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Drop it. This is more important.

52
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<i>What?</i>

53
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I'll tell you when you get here.
But hurry.

54
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Get her. She's getting away!

55
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Come on, hurry up.

56
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Zippity-zap, bitches!

57
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- Judomaster?
- Come on.

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Shit!

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Both of you,

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put your hands above your heads!

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- Wrap your arms around me.
- What?

62
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Just do it.

63
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Fuck!

64
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What the fuck, Chris?
We went through glass.

65
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I was aiming for the door.

66
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I just haven't learned how to adjust it

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- for carrying someone.
- Jesus.

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Hey, how big's the door
back to our world?

69
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I don't know. Why?

70
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I wanna bring my Peace-cycle with me.
Shit!

71
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Stop or I'll shoot.

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Don't move!

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Dad!

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In the kitchen!

75
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Hey, this is all some sort of mistake.

76
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Who the fuck is that?

77
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I'm a casual thief
who broke into the house

78
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and then made up some shit
because I was stabbed.

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- Nothing I said was true.
- You didn't make anything up.

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Shit.

81
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You're like a human lie detector.

82
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Let's go. Come here.

83
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Fuck!

84
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Kid, we've got problems.

85
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What?

86
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Your brother, Keith.

87
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I think he's dead.

88
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I-- I just saw him at ARGUS.

89
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That ain't your brother.

90
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And we've been wondering
why he's been acting so weird lately.

91
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It's because he came in
through the library.

92
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No, that-- that's not possible. Dad...

93
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Keith, I never talked to you boys
about this,

94
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but I saw my own doppelganger in there
years ago,

95
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and there was something...

96
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not right about him,

97
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something cruel, like he came from a world
that was a dark version of ours.

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Eagly!

99
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Look what they did.

100
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Get them.

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Kill them, Eagly.

102
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Go get 'em, Eagly.

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Go!

104
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Fuck me!

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Fucker.

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If that ain't your brother,
then he's out there.

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We have to get to him
before the authorities do,

108
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because if he tells anybody

109
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that we have a dimensional portal
in our house, we are fucked.

110
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Everything we've worked for is over.

111
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- I'll kill him.
- We gotta find him first.

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You with me?

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Emilia.

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Emilia?

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It's Emilia, too.

116
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She's not herself, either.

117
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I saw her this morning in his bedroom,
standing there, talking to herself.

118
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She was wearing... pants.

119
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- Dad?
- Pants?

120
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I've known that girl for ten years.

121
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I've never seen her wear pants.

122
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There was something off
about her the whole time.

123
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She never heard of Helloween.

124
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- That ain't possible.
- Yeah.

125
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Okay.

126
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However many there are,
then we gotta round them all up.

127
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And you gotta keep your head on straight.

128
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You were always the son that can do that.

129
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Don't let me down, okay?

130
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Let's go suit up.

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What is this place?

132
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The owners are out of town, so...
I took it.

133
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Found another couple places
with no one home, but...

134
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this one had the most snacks.

135
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Followed Pissmaker into this dimension.

136
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Got trapped.

137
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You know the code to get back out?

138
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I guess I should, but no.

139
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People with me do.

140
00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:05,461
Why'd you save me?

141
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Didn't seem like a fair fight.

142
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Thanks.

143
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That was the most people
I ever killed in a swimming pool

144
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- with a telephone wire.
- Yeah?

145
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What was the second-most amount of people

146
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you've ever killed in a swimming pool

147
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- with a telephone wire?
- Four.

148
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Remember that time you tasered me, like...

149
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a thousand times?

150
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Yeah.

151
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Sorry.

152
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No. I don't want a piece of string.

153
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You thought I wanted a piece of string?

154
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No, I wanted you to beat those guys up

155
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so they don't kill all of us.

156
00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:01,934
Maybe you could get me a knife.

157
00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:10,651
You are unbelievably fucking selfish,
Eagly.

158
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,404
What the hell is up with this place?

159
00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,865
I just went on a walk and...

160
00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,200
Nazis won World War II here.

161
00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,079
I've been reading
all the history books on the bookshelf.

162
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,248
You don't want to be a minority here.

163
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Or gay. Or Buddhist.
Or... anything I am, really.

164
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And, also,
Cheetos with an H on the end...

165
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aren't nearly as good.

166
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Jesus Christ.

167
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Him, they love.

168
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,179
So, what the fuck do we do now?

169
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Wait for nightfall,
then we try to sneak back to the mansion,

170
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find your friends,
and get out of this fucked-up dimension.

171
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Yeah.

172
00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,104
You play Scrabble?

173
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It's called Scrobble here.

174
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That's random.

175
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None of this shit makes sense.

176
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- Police!
- Freeze!

177
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,273
- Don't move!
- Stop!

178
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,442
Hold it right there!

179
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Get on the ground!

180
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The two of you want to live,

181
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you come with us now.

182
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:04,992
That the guy?

183
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:06,869
Luthor says that's the guy.

184
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,704
Sydney Happersen.

185
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,790
MIT super genius.

186
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,542
Literally wrote the book
on dimensional interconnectivity.

187
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,587
Then he threw it all away
to come work with Luthor.

188
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,716
So, this is Lex Luthor's
communications hub,

189
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,593
- where he fought Superman?
- Yeah.

190
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This was my bay.

191
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:26,639
We got juice in here?

192
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:28,140
We're plugged in and ready to go.

193
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:29,850
Okay. So...

194
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,728
you want me to find rifts?

195
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:33,813
That's right.

196
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,732
Luthor said you could scan
and track down dimensional portals

197
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,983
with this baby.

198
00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,694
- Portals?
- Yeah.

199
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,446
Yeah, probably.

200
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:44,448
Good.

201
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,533
Okay.

202
00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,619
Well, why should I?

203
00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:49,703
What?

204
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:53,541
Do I get, like,
time off my sentence or something?

205
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,668
- No.
- Well, then...

206
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,462
I don't mean to be antagonistic, but...

207
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,423
what's my reason for helping you?

208
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,343
I don't know, Happersen.

209
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,012
Luthor said tell him just to do it,

210
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,722
and you would do it.

211
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,767
I can go back and tell him
that his boy let him down.

212
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:12,893
No.

213
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,355
I was just asking.

214
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,483
Was there some particular area
you wanted me to scan?

215
00:14:20,317 --> 00:14:23,153
Start with Washington State.
Go from there.

216
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,156
Okay.

217
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,410
There.

218
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:30,995
There what?

219
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:32,746
I have a ping.

220
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:34,999
Washington State

221
00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:37,126
in... Evergreen.

222
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,254
That is an open portal.

223
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:43,215
- Holy shit.
- And it's not our tech.

224
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:47,219
It's different.
Ours always had a... wobble.

225
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:48,846
A wobble?

226
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,681
An unstable connection.

227
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:52,975
We could never keep it open
for more than a few minutes

228
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,686
without it collecting dimensional detritus
and eventually collapsing.

229
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,229
But this one,

230
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,606
it seems secure.

231
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,399
Fuck, yes.

232
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,861
Smiley, get a printout of this to Fleury.

233
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,362
Tell him to hurry to that location.

234
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,489
- Go.
- Yes, sir.

235
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,910
Good fucking job, Happersen.

236
00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:13,537
- Thank you.
- I may keep you around.

237
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,585
Think we've finally got this fucker.

238
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:24,256
Yeah, so if Keeya can't accept my dreams,

239
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,759
I don't know what kind of partner that is,
right?

240
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:28,761
She's crushing me, man.

241
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,013
Maybe you can't accept her dreams.

242
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,681
What?

243
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,517
You said her dream was for the two of you
to own a pet store.

244
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:37,269
Can you accept that?

245
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,356
So, who's crushing who?

246
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:44,944
I can't believe Chris thought
this was the good dimension.

247
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:47,112
For that piece of shit, maybe it is.

248
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,739
He ain't a piece of shit.

249
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:50,491
Jingoistic garbage person

250
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:51,575
with the musical taste

251
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,243
of the next-door boy from <i>Toy Story.</i>

252
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:56,997
Listen, listen, Rip.

253
00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:01,085
I thought the same thing
about his musical taste at first,

254
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:03,337
but you ever listen to Hanoi Rocks?

255
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,588
No.

256
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,675
Man, they're pretty incredible.

257
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,135
"Cruel Intentions."

258
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,137
"Hardcore Superstar."

259
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,515
He turned me
onto a lot of beautiful stuff.

260
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:17,101
I just had to open my mind up a little

261
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,144
and get past the parts that were cheesy.

262
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,563
But that's what Chris is like.

263
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:26,068
You just got to open your mind up a little
and get past the parts that are cheesy.

264
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,444
And then you find

265
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:29,071
he's about...

266
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,366
about the sweetest guy there is.

267
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,118
And, you know,

268
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,203
he's my best friend, so...

269
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:39,999
I can't just sit here
and let you malign him,

270
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,418
even though you saved my life.

271
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:46,255
If he's so awesome,
why'd he move to Nazi world?

272
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:48,590
I didn't say he was smart.

273
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,552
I'm sure he didn't even notice.

274
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,596
The sad part is, I'm not so sure

275
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,225
this Nazi world is as different
from our own world as we wish it was.

276
00:16:58,308 --> 00:16:59,393
Damn straight.

277
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,022
Man, if I would have known
you was this cool,

278
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,773
I never would have tasered you.

279
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,525
Quit trying to change the subject

280
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:10,612
from me winning this game by a lot.

281
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,866
Fuck. I suck at Scrobble.

282
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,373
Darkness is here.

283
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,083
You ready?

284
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,343
Dude, I'm sorry
he fucking stabbed me in my hand.

285
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,722
I mean, wait,
I don't know who these people are.

286
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,515
Who's that girl?

287
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,934
What's this weird costume he's wearing?

288
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,352
I'm unfamiliar with it.

289
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,396
- Good save, John.
- Fuck.

290
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,481
All right, you.

291
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,274
What the fuck is going on here?

292
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,985
Girl, I see where you're looking.

293
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,654
I heard you got moves,
but you ain't got that.

294
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,490
- You think?
- I think.

295
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,825
Hey, just let them go.
They have nothing to do with this.

296
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,452
We're not going without you, Chris.

297
00:17:58,535 --> 00:17:59,787
That's just not gonna happen.

298
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,705
Unless there's no other options.

299
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,957
Then in that case, yeah,
we might go without him.

300
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,751
- Dude.
- I'm just saying.

301
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,337
Just explain to me what is happening here.

302
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:09,797
With?

303
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,840
How did you get here in the first place?

304
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,175
I stumbled in here by chance.

305
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,178
And I never meant to hurt anyone.
I just wanted to look around.

306
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,222
I was drunk.

307
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,349
And I was freaked out by, like--

308
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,643
Things that was the same
and the things that was different.

309
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:23,727
Yeah.

310
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,772
So, I went outside for some air,
and that's when Keith drove up.

311
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,441
My brother died when I was a kid, okay?
He was my best friend.

312
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:32,069
I just wanted to see
how he would have turned out.

313
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,114
And my other son, Chris,
how did you come across him?

314
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,241
I was in his bedroom,
and he snuck up behind me.

315
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,493
He had a gun pointed
at the back of my head,

316
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:41,745
and he was ready to shoot.
I acted on instinct.

317
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,455
And I stopped him, and I ran.

318
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,581
I was trying to leave.

319
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,416
- I didn't want to kill him--
- But you did.

320
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,085
You fucking killed my brother.

321
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,587
Keith, pull it back now. You promised me.

322
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,132
I'm sorry.

323
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,216
Fuck you!

324
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,009
This isn't gonna stand, Dad.

325
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,845
Keith, stop it.

326
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,346
Look, he was on top
of me, all right?

327
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:02,307
I saw this thruster on the front
of his costume, and I just hit it.

328
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,725
And he flew off, all right?

329
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,978
He flew up into some protuberance
jutting out of the QUC.

330
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:07,980
- So, it was an accident?
- Fuck that.

331
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,316
Why'd you come back here?

332
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,656
I wanted to feel
what it felt like to have a family.

333
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,540
You, Emilia Junior.

334
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,917
How many more are in your party?

335
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,339
Fuck.

336
00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:45,392
Yeah.

337
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,313
Mr. Smith, Larry Fitzgibbon, Evergreen PD.

338
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,360
I'm really sorry about this.
I'm a big fan.

339
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,821
But is your son here?

340
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,157
No, he ain't here. Sorry.

341
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:06,955
I'm really sorry, sir, but...

342
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:10,000
would it be okay
if we came in and took a look around?

343
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,336
You want to look around in my house?

344
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,882
Sir, your son was involved
with some violence down at ARGUS today.

345
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,010
And not long after,
he was at least in the vicinity

346
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,679
when 15 police officers lost their lives.

347
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,890
Yeah, sorry, but I can't let you in.

348
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,725
Come on, it's just a matter of time.

349
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,770
It won't take long
until the judge issues us a warrant,

350
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,396
and then we're gonna be right back.

351
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,273
Then, kid, get your warrant.

352
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:36,985
Well, if your son is innocent,
wouldn't it just be better--

353
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,487
I never said he was innocent.

354
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,489
But he ain't here.

355
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,158
So, you're not coming into my house.

356
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,953
Now, get off my porch. All of you.

357
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:49,498
Get back up off my property
and into the street.

358
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:10,060
How the hell are we gonna
get past all of them?

359
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,228
Ads!

360
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:13,522
What the fuck?

361
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,233
Hey, don't worry. It's me.
And this is other me.

362
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:17,526
Hey, nice to meet you.

363
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,487
What are you with this guy for?

364
00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:22,239
I hate this fucking guy.

365
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:24,074
This little fucking guy.

366
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,784
You hate me because I fucked you up?

367
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,704
No, you snuck up on me saying karate shit,
wearing green.

368
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,414
What does green have to do with karate?

369
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:33,125
What's that symbol on your chest mean?

370
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,210
It looks like someone
splashed their cum on you.

371
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,338
- Why do you want to splash cum on me?
- I don't. Fuck.

372
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:39,840
That... that isn't what I meant.

373
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:40,924
Yeah, and if he did,

374
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:43,135
it would probably be
as a joke anyway, you fuck.

375
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:45,470
He's all right, Vij. Calm down.

376
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,555
All right, fine.

377
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,432
I will try to get over it for your sake.

378
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:50,100
- Yeah, me too.
- Okay.

379
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,102
Hey, Ads.

380
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:55,188
Guess which one of us is me
and which one is alternate-world me?

381
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,232
The one that is talking is you.

382
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,026
Fuck, that's right.

383
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,319
She had a 50-50 chance, though.

384
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:02,738
Hey, Ads, his favorite Pokémon

385
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:03,989
is also Infernape.

386
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,866
That's something I don't care about.

387
00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:07,451
Yeah, but what are the chances?

388
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:08,702
You forgot to tell her

389
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,287
- that we came to save her.
- Right. Yeah.

390
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,789
Nazis took over the world,
so we came to save you.

391
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,291
Great, I'm saved.

392
00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:15,834
How are we gonna get in this house?

393
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:16,918
Let's kill the cops.

394
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,546
Such a good idea. Let's kill the cops.

395
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:21,256
I'm cool with killing the cops.

396
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,050
Fuck me.

397
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,594
Can't we just sneak in first?

398
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:27,137
- I guess.
- I guess.

399
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,519
Man, this is weird.

400
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,063
That doesn't answer the question.

401
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:38,023
How many more of you
came through that door?

402
00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:40,859
And what I'm saying is,
why the fuck should we tell you?

403
00:22:40,942 --> 00:22:43,737
Well, we saved your life.
Shouldn't we get some credit for that?

404
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:47,157
You saved our lives by murdering
a couple dozen innocent people.

405
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,117
Cops around here ain't innocent, girlie.

406
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,243
Far from it.

407
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,704
That's the first thing
you gotta learn about this place.

408
00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:54,956
There's two more besides us.

409
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,626
- Is one of them a Black woman?
- Why?

410
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,252
I saw her. I was chasing her.

411
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,338
Why the fuck were you doing that, Keith?

412
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,340
I thought she got out, Dad.

413
00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:04,758
That's not what we're supposed to do.

414
00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:06,635
Jesus, haven't you boys
ever learned anything?

415
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:09,471
That woman is my best friend.
I'm not gonna let anything happen to her.

416
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,431
I didn't say anything
was gonna happen to her.

417
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:13,225
Did the girl get away?

418
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:15,936
Neighborhood thread says she did, yeah.

419
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:18,063
All right then,
we're going to wait here a bit

420
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:19,272
until your friends come back.

421
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:20,857
And when they do, you're all gonna go

422
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,609
through that door
back to where you belong.

423
00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:24,861
You're never going to return here ever.
You understand?

424
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,947
'Cause I'm changing that fucking keypad.

425
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:29,032
- No fucking way, Dad.
- Keith.

426
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:32,452
This motherfucker killed Chris.
My brother, your son!

427
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,746
He's not just
walking out of here scot-free.

428
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,249
Keith, you know what Chris was like.

429
00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:39,960
I don't know, Dad. What was he like?

430
00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:41,545
I loved the boy.

431
00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:43,004
It doesn't sound like you did, Dad.

432
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,881
I loved him. You know that.

433
00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:48,301
But he had issues.
He was out of control, always.

434
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:49,719
The drugs, the violence.

435
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,847
He was a good person, underneath it all.

436
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,015
- You know that.
- Yeah, maybe.

437
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,061
I know I loved him. I know that.

438
00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:01,606
But I also believe this kid

439
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:04,109
when he said
he didn't purposely try to murder him.

440
00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:05,861
They fucking killed him!

441
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:09,448
Just to be clear,
I wasn't here when that part happened.

442
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,158
Jesus, John.

443
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:12,826
Keith...

444
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,037
Revenge isn't gonna
bring your brother back.

445
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,709
Awfully generous for a Nazi.

446
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,294
Don't call me that!

447
00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:24,004
Don't call you a "Nazi"?

448
00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:26,548
I didn't create the problems in my world,
missy.

449
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:27,757
I don't agree with them.

450
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:31,261
I applaud you if your world is perfect

451
00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:33,555
and you fight every injustice
you ever see.

452
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:35,640
Is that what you do?

453
00:24:36,766 --> 00:24:39,102
Unfortunately,
I haven't got the strength for that.

454
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:43,231
I fight the madman murderers
and monsters in front of me

455
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,941
because that's all I can control.

456
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:47,194
And at the end of my life,

457
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:49,154
when I stand in judgment before God,

458
00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:52,282
I hope that he knows
that I did the best that I could,

459
00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:54,993
and I left this world a better place

460
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,078
than when I came--

461
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:00,165
Fuck!

462
00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:01,875
- Vigilante, stop!
- Dad!

463
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:07,506
Now, that's cause for enter.

464
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:09,257
- Come on, let's go!
- Boys, let's go.

465
00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:10,967
'Fuck did you do?

466
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:15,639
What did you bring here?
What is wrong with you?

467
00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:17,098
I don't think he was a Nazi.

468
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:19,434
Chris, come on.
He had Economos all tied up.

469
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,645
- Come on, we have to go.
- He wasn't a Nazi.

470
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:24,564
Everybody back to the trophy room, now!

471
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:27,984
Hey! What about me, you bastards?

472
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:31,530
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

473
00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:34,366
Police! Freeze! Everyone down!

474
00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:39,871
Motherfucker.

475
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:41,331
Everybody stay back!

476
00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:42,666
They're armed and dangerous.

477
00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:01,059
Adrian!

478
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:05,021
Shit!

479
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:06,815
Get back, you fucking pigs!

480
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,316
Sons of Liberty forever!

481
00:26:12,487 --> 00:26:13,822
Get me out of here!

482
00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:17,951
Hurry!

483
00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:22,789
Sir, are you okay, sir?

484
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:27,335
Come on!

485
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,213
Chris, come on!

486
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,514
What did you do to us?

487
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:07,667
Stop!

488
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:09,377
Get off him!

489
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:10,754
Get off him, please!

490
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:13,340
Stop!

491
00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:20,555
What's wrong with us?

492
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:22,849
What the fuck is wrong with all of us?

493
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:33,109
I'm sorry. I'm so fucking sorry.

494
00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,862
You killed your brother,
you piece-of-shit!

495
00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:38,573
This is me.

496
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:41,451
Everything I touch.

497
00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:47,207
It's not your world that's wrong, or mine.

498
00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:52,379
It's me.

499
00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,172
Fuck!

500
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,356
Chris.

501
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,385
- Give me a gun.
- What?

502
00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:44,264
Give me a fucking gun.

503
00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:53,606
Sorry, can't have you coming after him.

504
00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:57,777
Hold it right there!

505
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,208
That's what you're looking for.

506
00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:37,669
The rest of them, all of them...

507
00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:41,214
came and got me and convinced me
to give it to you.

508
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,424
Chris...

509
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:46,803
That your take on it, Rip?

510
00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:51,224
Yeah.

511
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,643
You are under arrest
for illegal possession

512
00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:55,311
of a dangerous scientific device

513
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,772
outside the parameters
of the treaty of Qatar.

514
00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,524
You have the right to remain silent...

515
00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:31,199
You may wanna turn around.

516
00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:34,327
I'm gonna use my spare time here
to get back on Pornhub.

517
00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:36,913
I'm about to drown this whole keyboard.

518
00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:39,040
Okay, your funeral.

519
00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,212
Show time!