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<font color="#ff0000">~Godfather~</font> [t.me/Limited_Edition_69]

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- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (KEITH SMITH LAUGHING)

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I wanna make a toast
to my goofball son, Chrisper.

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- You've had some hard times...
- KEITH: Hmm.

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...but you came out
the other side a better man.

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Yeah.

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And lucky for us,

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you realized that this gorgeous
little lady here

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is about the best thing
that ever happened to him.

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Hear fucking hear!

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- Yeah.
- Here, then.

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Such wise words, August.

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- KEITH: Mm.
- Yep.

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KID 1: You can ask.
We'll go with you.

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KID 2: I'm nervous.

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- Please.
- Please, please, please, please.

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- KID 1: Come on, let's go.
- (SOFTLY) Oh boy.

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- Come on, come on. Go.
- So uncool.

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Mr. Blue Dragon,

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uh, can we get a photo
with all you guys?

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Absolutely, kids. Gather around.

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Blue Dragon loves
taking selfies.

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Except he's terrible at it.

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If you want pictures
of your foreheads,

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- let him take it.
- Can you believe that?

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That's my own son
talking to me like that.

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You're giving him
way too much respect.

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Look, it's a horrible photo.

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Can you put me in the picture?

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- Yeah, that's a little much.
- Emilia, can you save the day?

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All right, all right.
I'll take it.

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♪ ("LITTLE DROPS OF HEAVEN"
BY LITTLE MAIDS PLAYING) ♪

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She's a professional
selfie person.

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All right, get in here.
Get in here.

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- Here we go.
- All right. You ready?

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Everybody say, "Top Trio."

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ALL: Top Trio!

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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

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(SOUND DISTORTS)

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♪ (“OH LORD”
BY FOXY SHAZAM PLAYING) ♪

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<i>♪ Julian, it's a hungry world ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They're gonna eat you alive</i>
<i>Son, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, Julian</i>
<i>When their fangs sink in ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'll stitch you, but then ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I gotta throw you</i>
<i>Back in, oh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You just try and sleep</i>
<i>Even though you're alone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You just close your eyes boy</i>
<i>And dream of home ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The light is always on</i>
<i>You just keep that in mind ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When you wake in the morning</i>
<i>You'll be satisfied ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause there is always</i>
<i>A wrong to your right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And there will always be</i>
<i>A war somewhere to fight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And God knows I've had</i>
<i>Some rough fucking years ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, oh Lord, oh Lord ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Keep on keeping on ♪</i>

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<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la, la ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah</i>
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la, la ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah</i>
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And God knows I've had ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Some rough fuckin' years ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, oh Lord, oh Lord ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Keep on keeping on ♪</i>

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- (SQUAWKS)
<i>- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah</i>
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la, la ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah</i>
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la</i>
<i>La, la, la, la ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah</i>
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

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♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪

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JOHN ECONOMOS: You sure
this is our best option?

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ARGUS doesn't know
Vigilante's secret identity,

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so if we connect from here,
they won't find it.

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Hey, just so you guys know,

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- my mom can be a total be-atch.
- Is she going to rat us out?

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No.

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Well, then we don't
have another choice.

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Are you sure you wanna do this?

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You can have
your whole career back

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if you just turn that
silver container into ARGUS.

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All you've talked about
for months

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is getting your job back.

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Then we better do it
before I change my mind.

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♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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John, are you in?

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No, I'm not in.

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I'm just incredibly susceptible
to peer pressure.

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- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
- (DOOR UNLOCKING, OPENING)

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(DOOR CLOSING)

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- Adrian!
- Hi, Mom.

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We're going to my secret room.
You're not allowed to follow.

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Hi, Mrs. Chase.
I'm Lee, Adrian's friend.

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- His friend?
- (LAUGHS) Uh-huh.

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Oh, Adrian doesn't bring
his friends around very often.

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Not since the D&D group
broke up.

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- Oh.
- He didn't have enough players,

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So I became
a 40th level cutpurse.

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Jesus, Mom,

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what part of
"You're not allowed to follow,"

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don't you understand?

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Oh, I'm sorry, Adrian.
I'm so sorry.

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If you're sorry,
why are you still coming?

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Jesus, fuck.

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Anyone else here have a mom
who's a fucking tick

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on your dick all the time?

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- You must be John.
- Uh-huh.

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- VIGILANTE: Jesus!
- You're not that dorky.

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(LAUGHS)

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And don't tell me.
This is Hardcore?

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- Shut up, Mom!
- Harcourt, not Hardcore.

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- Oh, I thought it was Har--
- You're not alone, but no.

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Mom, we're going
into my secret room now,

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so do you mind? Scoot.

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Oh, of course.
Of course. I'm sorry.

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And I am so sorry
if Adrian hurt you.

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- Mom, shut up!
- Excuse me?

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I was just so excited
that he had a girlfriend.

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- Mom, shut up! Shut up.
- Girlfriend?

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I don't think
that being too slutty

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- is any reason to break up.
- VIGILANTE: Mom, stop!

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Mom, would you please fuck off?

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- Go. Mom!
- I told Adrian...

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- VIGILANTE: Stop!
- ...it's a new era.

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People have the pornography
on their phone now.

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Please fuck off!

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- They can't help but be slutty.
- VIGILANTE: Just zip it.

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It's up to a mature man

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- to teach his partner...
- Oh my God.

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...about how making love
can be a way to connect.

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- VIGILANTE: Oh my God.
- Yeah.

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You're hurting my brain.
Stop! Stop!

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I'm sorry.

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I guess these lovers' quarrels
are none of my beeswax.

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I'll see you all
when you come upstairs.

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I'll make sammiches!

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Oh, she's great.

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(KEYS JINGLING)

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Yeah, that was so weird.
She has dementia.

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I think she was confusing you
with my other girlfriend.

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Weird. Yeah.

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Also, sometimes
I have to say stuff

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to hide that I'm out
doing superhero stuff.

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Mm-hmm. Yeah, like I'm slutty?

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Well, yeah, I have to base it
in some truth.

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(DOOR UNLOCKING)

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(LIGHT BUZZING)

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♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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(SOFTLY) Wow.

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Holy hell.
What in the fuck is this?

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Well, you know,
if I bust up a drug ring

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or whatever,
I just take everything

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- and I put it here.
- Why?

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VIGILANTE: Because if I give it
to the cops,

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there's a good chance
they're corrupt

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and they could steal it.
Or worse, use it themselves.

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Dude, there has to be,
like, millions of dollars here.

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Adrian, just last week
you told me you were broke

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and asked me
to pay for your breakfast.

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Well, I'm not gonna use this,
man. (CHUCKLES) No way.

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It's blood money, you crazy?
(LAUGHS)

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♪ (UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

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Yeah, man, you don't want
to deal with blood money,

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and that shit goes
to the grave with you.

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Trust me.

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- Hey, what do you guys think...
- ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪

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...the chances are I'll meet
another me in there?

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Uh, prob--
probably not too likely.

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But-- But, um, we should try
to avoid shit like that

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just in case we cause
a dimensional disturbance

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- and explode or something.
- It might be worth it, though.

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How about this?

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That should work.

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VIGILANTE:
Okay, but just be careful.

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That's my
Beanie Baby collection.

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I'm pretty sure the market
is about to bounce back

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and they're gonna be
worth a shitload.

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- (CASE POWERS UP, BEEPS)
- What's with all the ostriches?

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VIGILANTE: Stretch?
He's the cutest of them all.

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Okay, I think you do this.

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- (CASE WHRRING, BEEPING)
- ♪ (SUSPENSFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

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Okay,
everybody move back a little.

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Move back? How far back?