~Godfather~ [t.me/Limited_Edition_69]
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (KEITH SMITH LAUGHING)
I wanna make a toast to my goofball son, Chrisper.
- You've had some hard times... - KEITH: Hmm.
...but you came out the other side a better man.
Yeah.
And lucky for us,
you realized that this gorgeous little lady here
is about the best thing that ever happened to him.
Hear fucking hear!
- Yeah. - Here, then.
Such wise words, August.
- KEITH: Mm. - Yep.
KID 1: You can ask. We'll go with you.
KID 2: I'm nervous.
- Please. - Please, please, please, please.
- KID 1: Come on, let's go. - (SOFTLY) Oh boy.
- Come on, come on. Go. - So uncool.
Mr. Blue Dragon,
uh, can we get a photo with all you guys?
Absolutely, kids. Gather around.
Blue Dragon loves taking selfies.
Except he's terrible at it.
If you want pictures of your foreheads,
- let him take it. - Can you believe that?
That's my own son talking to me like that.
You're giving him way too much respect.
Look, it's a horrible photo.
Can you put me in the picture?
- Yeah, that's a little much. - Emilia, can you save the day?
All right, all right. I'll take it.
♪ ("LITTLE DROPS OF HEAVEN" BY LITTLE MAIDS PLAYING) ♪
She's a professional selfie person.
All right, get in here. Get in here.
- Here we go. - All right. You ready?
Everybody say, "Top Trio."
ALL: Top Trio!
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
(SOUND DISTORTS)
♪ (“OH LORD” BY FOXY SHAZAM PLAYING) ♪
♪ Julian, it's a hungry world ♪
♪ They're gonna eat you alive Son, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, Julian When their fangs sink in ♪
♪ I'll stitch you, but then ♪
♪ I gotta throw you Back in, oh ♪
♪ You just try and sleep Even though you're alone ♪
♪ You just close your eyes boy And dream of home ♪
♪ The light is always on You just keep that in mind ♪
♪ When you wake in the morning You'll be satisfied ♪
♪ 'Cause there is always A wrong to your right ♪
♪ And there will always be A war somewhere to fight ♪
♪ And God knows I've had Some rough fucking years ♪
♪ Oh, oh Lord, oh Lord ♪
♪ Keep on keeping on ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ And God knows I've had ♪
♪ Some rough fuckin' years ♪
♪ Oh, oh Lord, oh Lord ♪
♪ Keep on keeping on ♪
- (SQUAWKS) - ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
JOHN ECONOMOS: You sure this is our best option?
ARGUS doesn't know Vigilante's secret identity,
so if we connect from here, they won't find it.
Hey, just so you guys know,
- my mom can be a total be-atch. - Is she going to rat us out?
No.
Well, then we don't have another choice.
Are you sure you wanna do this?
You can have your whole career back
if you just turn that silver container into ARGUS.
All you've talked about for months
is getting your job back.
Then we better do it before I change my mind.
♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
John, are you in?
No, I'm not in.
I'm just incredibly susceptible to peer pressure.
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ - (DOOR UNLOCKING, OPENING)
(DOOR CLOSING)
- Adrian! - Hi, Mom.
We're going to my secret room. You're not allowed to follow.
Hi, Mrs. Chase. I'm Lee, Adrian's friend.
- His friend? - (LAUGHS) Uh-huh.
Oh, Adrian doesn't bring his friends around very often.
Not since the D&D group broke up.
- Oh. - He didn't have enough players,
So I became a 40th level cutpurse.
Jesus, Mom,
what part of "You're not allowed to follow,"
don't you understand?
Oh, I'm sorry, Adrian. I'm so sorry.
If you're sorry, why are you still coming?
Jesus, fuck.
Anyone else here have a mom who's a fucking tick
on your dick all the time?
- You must be John. - Uh-huh.
- VIGILANTE: Jesus! - You're not that dorky.
(LAUGHS)
And don't tell me. This is Hardcore?
- Shut up, Mom! - Harcourt, not Hardcore.
- Oh, I thought it was Har-- - You're not alone, but no.
Mom, we're going into my secret room now,
so do you mind? Scoot.
Oh, of course. Of course. I'm sorry.
And I am so sorry if Adrian hurt you.
- Mom, shut up! - Excuse me?
I was just so excited that he had a girlfriend.
- Mom, shut up! Shut up. - Girlfriend?
I don't think that being too slutty
- is any reason to break up. - VIGILANTE: Mom, stop!
Mom, would you please fuck off?
- Go. Mom! - I told Adrian...
- VIGILANTE: Stop! - ...it's a new era.
People have the pornography on their phone now.
Please fuck off!
- They can't help but be slutty. - VIGILANTE: Just zip it.
It's up to a mature man
- to teach his partner... - Oh my God.
...about how making love can be a way to connect.
- VIGILANTE: Oh my God. - Yeah.
You're hurting my brain. Stop! Stop!
I'm sorry.
I guess these lovers' quarrels are none of my beeswax.
I'll see you all when you come upstairs.
I'll make sammiches!
Oh, she's great.
(KEYS JINGLING)
Yeah, that was so weird. She has dementia.
I think she was confusing you with my other girlfriend.
Weird. Yeah.
Also, sometimes I have to say stuff
to hide that I'm out doing superhero stuff.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, like I'm slutty?
Well, yeah, I have to base it in some truth.
(DOOR UNLOCKING)
(LIGHT BUZZING)
♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
(SOFTLY) Wow.
Holy hell. What in the fuck is this?
Well, you know, if I bust up a drug ring
or whatever, I just take everything
- and I put it here. - Why?
VIGILANTE: Because if I give it to the cops,
there's a good chance they're corrupt
and they could steal it. Or worse, use it themselves.
Dude, there has to be, like, millions of dollars here.
Adrian, just last week you told me you were broke
and asked me to pay for your breakfast.
Well, I'm not gonna use this, man. (CHUCKLES) No way.
It's blood money, you crazy? (LAUGHS)
♪ (UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Yeah, man, you don't want to deal with blood money,
and that shit goes to the grave with you.
Trust me.
- Hey, what do you guys think... - ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪
...the chances are I'll meet another me in there?
Uh, prob-- probably not too likely.
But-- But, um, we should try to avoid shit like that
just in case we cause a dimensional disturbance
- and explode or something. - It might be worth it, though.
How about this?
That should work.
VIGILANTE: Okay, but just be careful.
That's my Beanie Baby collection.
I'm pretty sure the market is about to bounce back
and they're gonna be worth a shitload.
- (CASE POWERS UP, BEEPS) - What's with all the ostriches?
VIGILANTE: Stretch? He's the cutest of them all.
Okay, I think you do this.
- (CASE WHRRING, BEEPING) - ♪ (SUSPENSFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
Okay, everybody move back a little.
Move back? How far back?