1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 ~Godfather~ [t.me/Limited_Edition_69] 2 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,058 I wanna make a toast 3 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:20,061 to my goofball son, Chrisper. 4 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,272 You've had some hard times... 5 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:25,025 but you came out the other side a better man. 6 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:26,109 Yeah. 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:27,986 And lucky for us, 8 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:30,822 you realized that this gorgeous little lady here 9 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:33,700 is about the best thing that ever happened to you. 10 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:34,909 Hear fucking hear! 11 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:35,994 - Yeah. - Here, then. 12 00:00:36,077 --> 00:00:37,996 Such wise words, August. 13 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,206 Yep. 14 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:41,791 You can ask. We'll go with you. 15 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,334 I'm nervous. 16 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:44,919 - Please. - Please, please, please, please. 17 00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:46,379 - Come on, let's go. - Boy. 18 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,381 - Come on, come on. Go. - So uncool. 19 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:50,050 Mr. Blue Dragon, 20 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,843 can we get a photo with all you guys? 21 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:53,470 Absolutely, kids. Gather around. 22 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:55,597 Blue Dragon loves taking selfies. 23 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:56,973 Except he's terrible at it. 24 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,558 If you want pictures of your foreheads, 25 00:00:58,641 --> 00:01:00,435 - let him take it. - Can you believe that? 26 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:02,270 That's my own son talking to me like that. 27 00:01:02,353 --> 00:01:03,897 You're giving him way too much respect. 28 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,273 Look, it's a horrible photo. 29 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:06,733 Can you put me in the picture? 30 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:08,860 - Yeah, that's a little much. - Emilia, can you save the day? 31 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:10,153 All right, all right. I'll take it. 32 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:12,989 She's a professional selfie person. 33 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,033 All right, get in here. Get in here. 34 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:17,952 - Here we go. - All right. You ready? 35 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:20,705 Everybody say, "Top Trio." 36 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:21,956 - Top Trio! - Top Trio! 37 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,668 You sure this is our best option? 38 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,837 ARGUS doesn't know Vigilante's secret identity, 39 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,006 so if we connect from here, they won't find it. 40 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:36,382 Hey, just so you guys know, 41 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,885 my mom can be a total be-atch. 42 00:03:38,968 --> 00:03:40,261 Is she going to rat us out? 43 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,889 - No. - Well, then we don't have another choice. 44 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:44,641 Are you sure you wanna do this? 45 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,184 You can have your whole career back 46 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,478 if you just turn that silver container into ARGUS. 47 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:51,064 All you've talked about for months is getting your job back. 48 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:53,483 Then we better do it before I change my mind. 49 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:57,153 John, are you in? 50 00:03:58,112 --> 00:03:59,113 No, I'm not in. 51 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:01,950 I'm just incredibly susceptible to peer pressure. 52 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,586 - Adrian! - Hi, Mom. 53 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,464 We're going to my secret room. You're not allowed to follow. 54 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:19,384 Hi, Mrs. Chase. I'm Lee, Adrian's friend. 55 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:20,885 His friend? 56 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:24,639 Adrian doesn't bring his friends around very often. 57 00:04:24,722 --> 00:04:26,808 Not since the D&D group broke up. 58 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,394 He didn't have enough players, 59 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:32,021 so I became a 40th level cutpurse. 60 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,439 Jesus, Mom, 61 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:35,316 what part of "You're not allowed to follow," 62 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:36,401 don't you understand? 63 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:38,069 I'm sorry, Adrian. I'm so sorry. 64 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:40,863 If you're sorry, why are you still coming? Jesus, fuck. 65 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,407 Anyone else here have a mom 66 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:44,701 who's a fucking tick on your dick all the time? 67 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,120 You must be John. 68 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,330 - Jesus! - You're not that dorky. 69 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:52,709 And don't tell me. 70 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:54,961 This is Hardcore? 71 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:57,880 - Shut up, Mom! - Harcourt, not Hardcore. 72 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,424 I thought it was Har-- 73 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:00,717 You're not alone, but no. 74 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,385 Mom, we're going into my secret room now, 75 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:04,137 so do you mind? Scoot. 76 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,055 Of course. Of course. I'm sorry. 77 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:09,392 And I am so sorry if Adrian hurt you. 78 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:10,727 - Mom, shut up! - Excuse me? 79 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,687 I was just so excited that he had a girlfriend. 80 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:14,772 - Mom, shut up! Shut up. - Girlfriend? 81 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:17,191 I don't think that being too slutty 82 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,776 - is any reason to break up. - Mom, stop! 83 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:20,153 Mom, would you please fuck off? 84 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:21,487 - Go. Mom! - I told Adrian... 85 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,197 - Stop! - ...it's a new era. 86 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:25,116 People have the pornography on their phone now. 87 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:26,576 Please, fuck off! 88 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,911 - They can't help but be slutty. - Just zip it. 89 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,496 It's up to a mature man 90 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,623 - to teach his partner... - Oh my God. 91 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:35,752 ...about how making love can be a way to connect. 92 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:36,836 - Oh my God. - Yeah. 93 00:05:36,919 --> 00:05:38,796 You're hurting my brain. Stop! 94 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,298 Stop! 95 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:41,382 I'm sorry. 96 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,469 I guess these lovers' quarrels are none of my beeswax. 97 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,263 I'll see you all when you come upstairs. 98 00:05:47,972 --> 00:05:49,474 I'll make sammiches! 99 00:05:53,644 --> 00:05:54,645 She's great. 100 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:58,524 Yeah, that was so weird. She has dementia. 101 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,985 I think she was confusing you with my other girlfriend. 102 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:02,236 Weird. Yeah. 103 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,280 Also, sometimes I have to say stuff 104 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,407 to hide that I'm out doing superhero stuff. 105 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:07,867 Yeah, like I'm slutty? 106 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:10,244 Yeah, I have to base it in some truth. 107 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,254 Wow. 108 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:22,131 Holy hell. 109 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,926 What in the fuck is this? 110 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:27,053 You know, if I bust up a drug ring or whatever, 111 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:28,721 I just take everything and I put it here. 112 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,640 - Why? - Because if I give it to the cops, 113 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:33,101 there's a good chance they're corrupt and they could steal it. 114 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:34,268 Or worse, use it themselves. 115 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:37,230 Dude, there has to be, like, millions of dollars here. 116 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:40,108 Adrian, just last week you told me you were broke 117 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:42,151 and asked me to pay for your breakfast. 118 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,654 Well, I'm not gonna use this, man. No way. 119 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,322 It's blood money, you crazy? 120 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:52,578 Yeah, man, you don't want to deal with blood money, 121 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,831 and that shit goes to the grave with you. Trust me. 122 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,166 Hey, what do you guys think the chances are 123 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,709 I'll meet another me in there? 124 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:01,629 Prob-- Probably not too likely. 125 00:07:01,712 --> 00:07:04,507 But-- But... we should try to avoid shit like that 126 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:06,717 just in case we cause a dimensional disturbance 127 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,345 - and explode or something. - It might be worth it, though. 128 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:11,931 How about this? 129 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:13,099 That should work. 130 00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:15,476 Okay, but just be careful. That's my Beanie Baby collection. 131 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,520 I'm pretty sure the market is about to bounce back 132 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,063 and they're gonna be worth a shitload. 133 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:21,482 What's with all the ostriches? 134 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,651 Stretch? He's the cutest of them all. 135 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:26,028 Okay, I think you do this. 136 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:33,369 Okay, everybody move back a little. 137 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,871 Move back? How far back?