1 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:14,638 - (KIDS LAUGHING) - PEACEMAKER: Right, kids? 2 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:16,765 And that's how I defeated Kite Man. 3 00:00:16,766 --> 00:00:18,767 - Any questions? - ♪ (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 4 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:21,270 - Yeah, Canadian tuxedo. - Do you have a pet? 5 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:23,188 I do have a pet. That's a great question. 6 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:25,149 I have a pet named Eagly. He's an eagle. 7 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,901 Do you have a origin story? 8 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:31,030 Let's go. Bets right here. Let's go. Let your money talk. 9 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,032 - ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (SPECTATORS CHEERING) 10 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,783 You dumb fuck, you killed your brother! 11 00:00:34,784 --> 00:00:37,161 (ECHOING) You killed your brother, you piece of shit! 12 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:39,329 PEACEMAKER: (READING PROMPT) 13 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:40,789 Truth is, I'm supposed to be in prison. 14 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,458 - For what? - Superhero shit. 15 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:44,501 - What superhero are you? - Peacemaker. 16 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,503 - What were you in prison for? - Integrity. 17 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:48,589 I made a vow to have peace, 18 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,507 no matter how many people I have to kill to get it. 19 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:52,301 ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 20 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:54,636 VIGILANTE: Your dad's White Dragon costume, right? 21 00:00:54,637 --> 00:00:56,388 How is it so big in this place? 22 00:00:56,389 --> 00:00:58,015 It's a quantum unfolding storage area. 23 00:00:58,016 --> 00:01:00,768 It leads to a dimensional nodule outside normal space. 24 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:02,770 Well, I guess your dad's pretty brainy for a racist. 25 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:05,397 And if your dad's a racist and you work with him... 26 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,149 I don't work with him! He makes me stuff! 27 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,234 AUGGIE SMITH: I hesitate giving you any helmet 28 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,321 as big a simp as you turned out to be. 29 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:13,822 (GRUNTS, GROANS) 30 00:01:13,823 --> 00:01:15,449 You know you don't have to call me Peacemaker. 31 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:16,492 You can call me Chris. 32 00:01:16,493 --> 00:01:17,618 I have no interest in you 33 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,411 other than your ability to fight for us. 34 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:21,205 VIGILANTE: I thought you were in prison for life. 35 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:22,206 How did you get out anyway? 36 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:23,707 I work for the government, okay? 37 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:25,209 - VIGILANTE: Post office? - PEACEMAKER: Dude. 38 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,543 I kill people for them, okay? 39 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:28,003 VIGILANTE: Huh? Sick. 40 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:29,338 Eat peace, motherfuckers! 41 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:31,256 You know, lately I'm just thinking I'm a fucking maniac. 42 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:35,844 Like, I don't know, I'm having feelings about things that-- 43 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:37,846 I don't think Chris is ever gonna be happy 44 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:39,182 as long as his father's around. 45 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,059 (EAGLY SQUEALING) 46 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:44,978 AUGGIE: I knew you was unclean when you killed your brother! 47 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:46,022 (GROANS) 48 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:48,398 (AUGGIE GRUNTS) 49 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:50,734 You killed my brother! You killed Keith. 50 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:52,361 (LAUGHS) 51 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:55,114 - (GUN COCKS) - Well, go ahead and do it, you fucking pussy. 52 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,032 You'll never be able to get the fuck away-- 53 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:59,284 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 54 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:01,121 (SOBS) 55 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:05,040 I read your file, Chris. 56 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:07,459 It was an accident. You were a child. 57 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:10,630 Stop letting that shit define who you are. 58 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:16,552 Dude, we're saving the world from a fucking alien invasion. 59 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:19,763 The whole team is injured, so I was thinking, like, 60 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:22,015 maybe you could call in the Justice Gang. 61 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:24,017 - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (RETCHES) 62 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:26,312 (RETCHES) I have a real bad gag reflex. 63 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,522 Oh shit. 64 00:02:28,523 --> 00:02:30,482 You know, one time I puked all over Green Lantern, I was-- 65 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:33,068 I got seasick from flying on a green magic carpet. 66 00:02:33,069 --> 00:02:34,820 The weird thing is he fucking liked it. 67 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,865 ♪ (MUSIC TURNS TRIUMPHANT) ♪ 68 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:45,414 PEACEMAKER: You're late, you fucking dickheads. 69 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:48,709 - (SIGHS) What a meathead. - Screw that guy. 70 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,627 You know he tells people I'm a puke freak? 71 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:52,504 (LAUGHS) 72 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:56,258 The Peacemaker and the costumed crime fighter Vigilante 73 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,177 were working in a deep cover operation 74 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:01,263 for the U.S. government called Project Butterfly. 75 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,974 It's been running for years out of Belle Reve Prison 76 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:06,268 under the command of Amanda Waller, 77 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:08,103 who happens to be my mother. 78 00:03:08,104 --> 00:03:10,523 ♪ (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 79 00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:23,453 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 80 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,831 ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 81 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,835 (SCREECHES, CHIRPS SOFTLY) 82 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:37,926 Eagly. 83 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:40,636 Come on, dude. Stop it. 84 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,471 - (CHIRPS) - What? 85 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,598 (SQUAWKING INTENSIFIES) 86 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:47,143 It's too cold outside. It's too cold outside. Jesus! 87 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:07,080 (KEYPAD BEEPING) 88 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,000 - (ALARM CHIMES, BUZZES) - (DOOR UNLOCKS) 89 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:22,177 There, Eagly. You want to fly, fly. 90 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:24,179 It's just too damn cold to take you outside. 91 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:26,057 (SCREECHES) 92 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:32,814 (DOOR WHIRRING, OPENING) 93 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:44,158 (THUD) 94 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:50,707 PEACEMAKER: Hey. 95 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,003 Mornin'. 96 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:56,921 (ALIEN GROWLS) 97 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:02,552 Fuck you then, you Cryptkeeper-looking bitch. 98 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:08,683 Eagly? 99 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:11,060 (WHISTLES LOUDLY) 100 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:12,854 (WHISTLE ECHOING) 101 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,106 Eagly, come on, bro. 102 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,567 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 103 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,737 Eagly, taking an awful lot for granted. 104 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:23,780 (EAGLY SCREECHES IN DISTANCE) 105 00:05:23,781 --> 00:05:26,450 I don't work for you, dude. Okay? 106 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:27,743 Just because I'm out of prison 107 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,119 and we spend a lot of time together 108 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,204 doesn't mean you determine how that time is spent. 109 00:05:31,205 --> 00:05:33,915 - (EAGLY SQUAKING) - The one fucking day I don't take you out, 110 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:35,876 you wake me up like I'm your fucking slave. 111 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:37,794 We need to start making clear who's the human 112 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:39,796 and who's the eagle. I'm the human and-- 113 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:41,299 (EAGLY SQQAWKS) 114 00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:46,512 Ah, dumbass. (SCOFFS) What are you doing? 115 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:50,058 ♪ (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 116 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:03,863 (CHIRPS) 117 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:28,303 (KEYPAD BEEPING) 118 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:30,348 - (KEYPAD CHIMES) - (DOOR UNLOCKS) 119 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,185 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 120 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:57,707 ♪ (MUSIC BUILDS) ♪ 121 00:06:57,708 --> 00:06:59,835 - AUGGIE: You okay, pal? - ♪ (MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY) ♪ 122 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,795 You sleepwalking again? 123 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,547 You look like you've seen a ghost. 124 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:06,634 ♪ (“OH LORD” BY FOXY SHAZAM PLAYING) ♪ 125 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:20,313 ♪ Julian, it's a hungry world ♪ 126 00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:23,358 ♪ They're gonna eat you alive Son, yeah ♪ 127 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:27,070 ♪ Oh, Julian When their fangs sink in ♪ 128 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:28,697 ♪ I'll stitch you, but then ♪ 129 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,450 ♪ I gotta throw you Back in, oh ♪ 130 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:34,786 ♪ You just try and sleep Even though you're alone ♪ 131 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:38,081 ♪ You just close your eyes boy And dream of home ♪ 132 00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:41,418 ♪ And light is always on You just keep that in mind ♪ 133 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:46,214 ♪ When you wake in the morning You'll be satisfied ♪ 134 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:52,762 ♪ 'Cause there is always A wrong to your right ♪ 135 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:59,686 ♪ And there will always be A war somewhere to fight ♪ 136 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:06,736 ♪ And God knows I've had Some rough fucking years ♪ 137 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:13,868 ♪ Oh, oh Lord, oh Lord Keep on keeping on ♪ 138 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:20,749 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la ♪ 139 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,084 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 140 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:27,589 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la ♪ 141 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:29,424 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 142 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:35,223 ♪ And God knows I've had Some rough fuckin' years ♪ 143 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:40,268 ♪ Oh, oh Lord, oh Lord ♪ 144 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:43,940 ♪ Keep on keepin' on ♪ 145 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,778 - (SQUAWKS) - ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 146 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:52,489 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 147 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:56,785 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la ♪ 148 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:59,120 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 149 00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:03,542 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la ♪ 150 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,460 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 151 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:08,589 ♪ (“DON'T YOU EVER LEAVE ME” BY HANOI ROCKS PLAYING) ♪ 152 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,719 ♪ The nights Are wearing me down ♪ 153 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:18,224 ♪ And it's hard getting Through the day ♪ 154 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:21,476 ♪ 'Cause I need you right now ♪ 155 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:24,981 ♪ And right now You're so far away ♪ 156 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,983 (IMITATES DRUMS) 157 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,695 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES ON STEREO) ♪ 158 00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:33,613 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 159 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:36,032 It's still weird seeing you come out of your old man's house. 160 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:38,451 - Mine now. - Hell yeah, it is. 161 00:09:38,452 --> 00:09:41,080 (CHUCKLES) Hey, Keeya call you back? 162 00:09:42,164 --> 00:09:43,498 (SIGHS EXAGERRATEDLY) 163 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:44,625 Sorry. 164 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,545 Girl can't deal with me being me. 165 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,380 - That's her problem. - Deffo. 166 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:53,675 Shit. I mean, I'm about hardcore shit now. 167 00:09:53,676 --> 00:09:54,884 That's what I do. 168 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:56,720 Her not being able to accept that 169 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:59,306 is like her not being able to accept me, right? 170 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:01,808 I don't know. Maybe she just doesn't want you to die. 171 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:04,144 - You've seen me handle myself. - Mm-hmm. 172 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:05,729 What, you think I look like I'm gonna die? 173 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,564 - Maybe. - Get the fuck out of here. 174 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,190 (CHUCKLES) Okay, Charles Bronson. 175 00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:11,526 Come on, man. You know I got moves. 176 00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:12,986 I'm just saying. 177 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,404 We all might die, okay? 178 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,072 Happens every day to people tougher than you. 179 00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:18,033 - And you. - No, not often. 180 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:20,076 You know, people as tough as me, they normally die of old age. 181 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:22,495 - That's just stats. - LEOTA ADEBAYO: Jesus. 182 00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:24,914 Oh, I almost forgot. I got business cards. 183 00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:26,166 Check them out. 184 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,918 Oh, that is... 185 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,254 really... 186 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:32,380 cool. 187 00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:34,341 - Who's the woman? - That's me. 188 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,594 Okay. Well, she's, um, kind of... 189 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:38,928 - Gaunt. - LEOTA: Damn, man. 190 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:41,057 You really killing my vibe. 191 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,268 PEACEMAKER: Talk to Harcourt lately? 192 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:47,395 'Course. We hung out yesterday. 193 00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:49,648 She's mostly forgiven me for airing out 194 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,360 Task Force X's dirty laundry on TV. 195 00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:55,446 - (SIGHS) - Did she say anything about... 196 00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:57,114 Like what? 197 00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:01,576 I don't know. She say anything, like, about me or anything? 198 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:02,745 Like what? 199 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,498 I don't know. 200 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:07,208 No. 201 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:09,959 Hey, Ads. Thanks for driving me. 202 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,920 (CHUCKLES) Happy to do it. 203 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,338 Sometimes, these guys can kind of be 204 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,756 up their own asses, you know? 205 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,091 - Metahumans? - Yeah. 206 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,259 Sometimes, they say some not-so-great shit. 207 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,678 - Like what? - I don't know. 208 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,179 Just like I'm stupid. 209 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,598 That I'm wearing a disco ball on the top of my head. 210 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,308 And they'll be like, "Hey, why'd you take a vow 211 00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:26,685 to be a douchebag at any cost?" 212 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,104 And they'll say, "Hey, the first season 213 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,939 of Jersey Shore called, it wants its haircut back." 214 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,233 As if a fucking TV show could call you on the phone. 215 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,820 Just fucking stupid stuff. I can't remember much. 216 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,904 - Oh. - PEACEMAKER: I know it's 'cause 217 00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:40,240 my muscles are bigger than theirs, but jeez, right? 218 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,617 You're a superhero now. 219 00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:45,578 You saved the fucking world. 220 00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:49,708 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES PLAYING ON STEREO) ♪ 221 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:53,921 LEOTA: Yo, are you sure this is the place? 222 00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:58,300 PEACEMAKER: I think. Mm-hmm. 223 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,511 - LEOTA: Mm. - PEACEMAKER: Yeah. 224 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,889 I don't want to be a joke anymore, Ads. 225 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,517 This is all I've ever wanted, you know? 226 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,310 To be a real hero. 227 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:10,478 Are you for real? 228 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:13,231 They're gonna be doing backflips to get you to join. 229 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:16,318 ♪ (SONG FADES) ♪ 230 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,371 (SOBS) 231 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:38,966 (HINGES CREAKING) 232 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,302 (DOOR CLOSES) 233 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,892 Welcome, Peacemaker. I'm Maxwell Lord. 234 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:52,353 My company, LordTech, finances the Justice Gang. 235 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,689 With me are two of our founding members, 236 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:56,608 Green Lantern and Hawkgirl. 237 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,903 Hey. It's really nice to meet you. 238 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,572 Guy, great to see you again. 239 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,532 - (MICROPHONE BEEPS) - (OVER SPEAKER) Uh-huh. 240 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,202 - You can have a seat there. - Yes, sir. 241 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,120 Would you like to be called Peacemaker, 242 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,664 - or do you prefer Chris? - (MICROPHONE BEEPS) 243 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:13,541 - Oh, either's fine. - HAWKGIRL: The mic is off? 244 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,794 MAXWELL LORD: Yeah. Mark that down as indecisive. 245 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,212 - HAWKGIRL: Where? - LORD: There. 246 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,964 - Here? - No, there. Look. 247 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,341 How'd I get stuck with this job? 248 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,176 LORD: You're the only one whose handwriting is legible. 249 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,636 (MICROPHONE BEEPS) 250 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,387 Chris, can you tell us a little about your skills? 251 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,722 - My skills? - LORD: That's right. 252 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,808 What sort of skills would you bring to the Justice Gang? 253 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,351 - (MICROPHONE BEEPS) - Besides blowing dudes. 254 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,728 (CHUCKLES) Shut up, Guy. 255 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:36,397 (MICROPHONE STATIC BUZZING) 256 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:40,944 Um, I'm considered the finest marksman in the world. 257 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,696 Not just with firearms, with any weapon, really. 258 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,949 Yeah, he murders people. Write that down. 259 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,576 - HAWKGIRL: Where? - I am also... 260 00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,078 proficient in hand-to-hand combat. 261 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,287 GUY GARDNER: Volatile tendencies. 262 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:53,289 Guy, chill out. I've got it handled. 263 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:54,958 I have a variety of helmets. 264 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,669 Put it under sociopathy there. 265 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,088 Each one has a different power. 266 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,713 (MICROPHONE BEEPS) 267 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:03,258 Peacemaker, we at the Justice Gang 268 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,134 try to avoid casualties. 269 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:08,763 Metahumans like the ones in our organization 270 00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,723 are becoming more and more distrusted, 271 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:13,768 and we can't afford to stoke the fires. 272 00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,436 I know, I know. Uh-- 273 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:18,189 It says here you served time for first-degree murder. 274 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,524 Yes, that's true, but-- 275 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,568 And that you have killed dozens of other people. 276 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:22,819 Most of those are for good reasons. 277 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,697 - And which ones weren't? - Excuse me? 278 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:29,659 Which people did you murder not for good reasons? 279 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:32,245 - (MICROPHONE BEEPS) - (CHUCKLES) Well, um... 280 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,498 (MICROPHONE STATIC BUZZING) 281 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,126 I'm gonna be honest. 282 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,754 I haven't always been discriminating about violence. 283 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,675 But lately, I've been coming to terms with the... 284 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,676 the trauma I had as a kid. 285 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:47,677 Here we go. 286 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:50,138 (YAWNS) Is that popcorn still here? 287 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,681 My brother Keith dying in front of me. 288 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,224 GUY: Oh my God, dude. 289 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,727 You love popcorn. 290 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:56,853 (HESITATES) 291 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,188 Um, the culture of violence imposed by my father. 292 00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:00,315 HAWKGIRL: It's low on calories. 293 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,859 Plus, my butt's been getting really big lately, so... 294 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,612 I don't wanna be like that. You know, I don't wanna be, like, ruled... 295 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:08,197 - (HAWKGIRL CHEWING) - ...by my past experiences and anger. 296 00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,324 My butt's not big enough. 297 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:12,493 Honestly, when I'm naked, it's just like a line. 298 00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,870 - Ew. - PEACEMAKER: And I've always said 299 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,038 I cherish peace with all my heart 300 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,998 no matter how many people I need to kill to get it. 301 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,499 How many more of these do we have today? 302 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,834 The West Coast has been a wash. 303 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:21,794 - Excuse me? - This guy sucks. 304 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,339 Excuse me. Um, this is gonna sound weird, 305 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,258 but am I supposed to be able to hear you guys? 306 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,719 (MICROPHONE STATIC BUZZING) 307 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,388 (HAWKGIRL CHEWING) 308 00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:34,724 - (MICROPHONE BEEPS) - Excuse me? 309 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,893 You know, just, um, like a while ago, 310 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,687 you said I was indecisive and then... 311 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,523 you brought up violent tendencies. 312 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,359 And just now you were all 313 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,611 talking about your butts and stuff. 314 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,530 And also, you said that I suck. 315 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,368 - Do you hear me now? - Yeah. 316 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,036 - (MICROPHONE BEEPS) - (STATIC BUZZING) 317 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:57,247 And, uh, now? 318 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,833 - Yes. - (GUY LAUGHS) 319 00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,127 Fuck! 320 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,215 It is not funny, motherfucker. 321 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,883 How long has this been like this? 322 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,134 I'm guessing all day. 323 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,595 All day? Who set it up? 324 00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:13,972 - Guy. - GUY: Whoa! 325 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,391 No, hey, I am not an A/V guy. 326 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,434 - I had Stan do it. - The bodyguard? 327 00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:19,978 He is more than just his occupation. 328 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,522 God damn it, Guy! He is not paid to-- 329 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,731 GUY: What do you want from me? 330 00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,818 LORD: Mr. Smith, Peacemaker, I apol-- 331 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,822 Oh my God, how many times 332 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,366 did I mention that rabbit woman's camel toe? 333 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,743 - Uh... - I must have said it 30 times. 334 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:38,914 ♪ (INTENSE METAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 335 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,378 - (DOOR SLAMS LOUDLY) - Oh, didn't go so well? 336 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,171 Apparently, one of my skills is sucking dick. 337 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,339 - What? - That's not a put down. 338 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,758 That's a fucking compliment. Fuck them. 339 00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,553 I don't want to be in their lame group anyway. 340 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:55,889 What the fuck? 341 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,307 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 342 00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:01,603 - (ENGINE REVVING) - (TIRES SCREECHING) 343 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:06,524 After poring over your résumé, 344 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,775 examining your past, 345 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:10,611 uh, 18 years working in the intelligence field, 346 00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:13,406 uh, as well as the extensive interviews I've conducted 347 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,408 with your coworkers throughout those years, 348 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,784 and, of course, 349 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:19,163 our lengthy sessions together discussing your life, 350 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,664 I've come to the conclusion you suffer 351 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:23,458 from a particularly severe form 352 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,960 of toxic masculinity. 353 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,463 What? 354 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,131 I have a fucking vagina. 355 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,174 I assumed. 356 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,843 How could I have toxic masculinity? 357 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,344 Ms. Harcourt, I have to say, 358 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:37,805 I-- I find the insinuation that only men can suffer 359 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,974 from toxic masculinity a bit sexist. 360 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,851 - Sexist? - You have every symptom. 361 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,061 - You suppress your emotions. - Uh-huh. 362 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,937 - You're aggressive and prone to violence. - Oh yeah? Yeah? 363 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,064 That shit's in the DSM-III there? 364 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,648 - The toxic masculinity? - The DSM-5 now. 365 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,358 You do your best to maintain a hard appearance. 366 00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:50,485 So my face? 367 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,236 - I'm getting some sort of a bullshit... - You maintain 368 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,447 - hyper-independence. - ...non-existent diagnosis based on my face? 369 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,491 I'll give you a diagnosis based on your face? 370 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:57,785 You're a fucking cunt. 371 00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,832 Come on, man. You don't have to write that shit down. 372 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:07,002 In England, cunt means friend. 373 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,630 The NSA has entrusted me to decide 374 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:13,674 who does and who doesn't have the psychological wherewithal 375 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:17,845 - to be employed by the agency. - My record is exemplary. 376 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:19,639 I served my country. 377 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,392 I did everything, everything that it asked of me. 378 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:26,979 At the CIA, here at the NSA, at-- at-- at ARGUS. 379 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:29,232 Ms. Godfrey, please escort Ms. Harcourt to the lobby. 380 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,234 And now you come at me with this nonsense 381 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,069 as some sort of rationalization 382 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,363 for what we both know is really going on. 383 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,698 Amanda Waller may be facing congressional hearings, 384 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,450 but she still has enough power to black-book me 385 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,869 from every intelligence agency in America. 386 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,871 - Ms. Harcourt. - I have only been trained 387 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:46,708 to do one thing my entire life, Doc. 388 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,754 So you tell me what the fuck am I supposed to do now? 389 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,216 - ♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (EMILIA HARCOURT SIGHS) 390 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,592 (MUTTERING) What a fucking life. 391 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:57,760 I just want to say, 392 00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,804 I don't think what they're doing is right. 393 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,223 I'm grateful for what you did with Project Butterfly. 394 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,808 Not all of us are on board 395 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,727 with the way they're handling this. 396 00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:08,813 (CAR HORN HONKS) 397 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,859 - (GRUNTS, YELLS) - (LOUD THUDS) 398 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,611 - Oh, fuck! - (CAR ALARMS BLARING) 399 00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:18,865 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! (GRUNTS) 400 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:22,661 (PANTS, BREATHES DEEPLY) 401 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,465 Hey. 402 00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:37,426 Hey. 403 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,595 Jesus, what happened to your hand? 404 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,181 Oh, uh, nothing. I just, uh, 405 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,475 beat up my dashboard a little bit. 406 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:47,935 That motherfucking thing had it coming. 407 00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:49,854 (CHUCKLES) 408 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,356 PEACEMAKER: Yeah. Last time I was in that car, 409 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,816 I was playing some Spin Doctors, 410 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:56,444 or Thirty Seconds to Mars, or some shit. 411 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:57,737 I was gonna kick its ass then, 412 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,530 but you two seemed like you were on good terms, so... 413 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,490 I am not on good terms with Thirty Seconds to Mars. 414 00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:02,701 How dare you? 415 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,494 (KEYS JINGLING) 416 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,455 - So how's it going? - HARCOURT: Peachy. 417 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,665 Yeah. That's the vibe you're giving off. 418 00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:12,084 - I mean, I don't even know why I asked. - (WATER RUNNING) 419 00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:13,502 HARCOURT: So what's up? 420 00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:14,713 PEACEMAKER: Not much. 421 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,465 Just, uh, you know, in the neighborhood, 422 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:20,176 wanted to swing by, see how your interview went. 423 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,302 HARCOURT: Perfect, yeah. 424 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,429 Now I've been turned down by the NSA 425 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:27,975 as well as the CIA, FBI, DIA, and DHS. 426 00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:29,227 (ICE CUBS CLATTERING) 427 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,189 The entire fucking alphabet of intelligence agencies. 428 00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,232 I... I don't need that. 429 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,816 PEACEMAKER: Yes, you do. You gotta ice it. 430 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:37,986 ♪ (SOFT PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 431 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,247 There. 432 00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:52,166 Adebayo's the one who outed Waller anyway. 433 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:53,668 Why is she torturing me? 434 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,003 She can't take it all out on her daughter, I guess. 435 00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,673 If it makes you feel any better, my interview also sucked. 436 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,677 It doesn't. Obviously, I know you wanted that superhero thing. 437 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,847 So that's it? That's why you came? 438 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:07,933 Yeah. 439 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:11,143 Okay. Thanks, I guess. 440 00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,146 Unless there was something else you wanted to talk about? 441 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,356 Like what? 442 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,651 - I don't know. - Okay. (CHUCKLES) 443 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,486 What happened the other night or something. 444 00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,530 ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 445 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:23,615 On the boat? 446 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,369 - What, that party boat? - You remember now? 447 00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,620 I remember I didn't want to go on it. 448 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,248 Seemed like you wanted to go on it then. Like, vigorously. 449 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,458 No, I didn't. I told you. I don't like boats. 450 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:35,501 I don't like parties. 451 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,503 Why the fuck would I want to go on a party boat? 452 00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:38,838 I was speaking metaphorically. 453 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,548 We went on an actual boat, though. 454 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,049 Oh, you know what? Fine. 455 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,176 You agreed to go on the boat 'cause I told you the views would be nice. 456 00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:45,594 I was talking about when we were on it. 457 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:47,221 When we were on it, I was drunk. 458 00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:48,431 Yeah, so was I. 459 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:49,932 Well, maybe you don't remember much either. 460 00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:51,600 - I remember most of it. - All right. 461 00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:54,937 Well, then you probably know more than I do that it was fine. 462 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,856 It happened. Whatever. 463 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,107 But it was also a mistake. 464 00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,900 You remember a whole lot for not remembering. 465 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:03,446 Not much. Alcohol and fuckups both foster amnesia, thank God. 466 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:06,158 - Fuckups? - Not sure what else it would be. 467 00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:08,576 Good? 468 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,412 (SIGHS) All right, Chris, whatever. 469 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,331 If that's what you want to think, that's fine. 470 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:14,915 But it's also the end of it. 471 00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:16,917 Fine. I don't know when-- why we're on all this anyway. 472 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:19,378 - The only reason I came here is to ask about your interview. - It went shit. 473 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:20,921 Great. Great. There's my answer. 474 00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:22,256 - Yep. - Great. Trip well worth it. 475 00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:23,674 - Bye. - Bye! 476 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,760 ♪ ("GUESTLIST" BY HARDCORE SUPERSTAR PLAYING) ♪ 477 00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:29,806 ♪ Oh, you're not Passing through ♪ 478 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,060 ♪ Oh ♪ 479 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:36,897 ♪ Well, who the fuck are you? ♪ 480 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:50,326 (INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHING) 481 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:53,412 ♪ I'm off stage Don't have a lot to say ♪ 482 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:56,957 ♪ But the party starts anyway ♪ 483 00:22:56,958 --> 00:23:00,544 ♪ We get into a fight About the show tonight ♪ 484 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:04,215 ♪ It's easy to ruin my day ♪ 485 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:09,846 ♪ Oh no, knocking on the door And she's got a lot to say ♪ 486 00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,640 ♪ You end up In our dressing room ♪ 487 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,642 ♪ You fill us up with crap ♪ 488 00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:19,522 ♪ This shit won't go away ♪ 489 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:25,403 ♪ Oh no, someone's at the door I have never seen you before ♪ 490 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,239 ♪ You say you're On the guest list ♪ 491 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:32,994 ♪ You gotta get through Well, who the fuck are you? ♪ 492 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:44,004 ♪ Oh no, knocking on the door ♪ 493 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:47,216 - ♪ I've never met you before ♪ - (PARTYGOERS MOANING) 494 00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:49,051 ♪ You come Into our dressing room ♪ 495 00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:50,470 ♪ You talk a lot of shit ♪ 496 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:56,058 ♪ Can't take it no more ♪ 497 00:23:56,059 --> 00:24:02,189 ♪ Oh no, someone's at the door I have never seen you before ♪ 498 00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:04,692 - (KEYPAD BEEPING) - ♪ You say you're On the guest list ♪ 499 00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:09,613 ♪ You gotta get through Well, who the fuck are you? ♪ 500 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:14,870 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 501 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,831 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 502 00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:22,376 - ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ - Hey, Adrian. 503 00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:23,462 Dude, listen. 504 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:28,048 (OWL HOOTING) 505 00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:29,758 - It's an owl. - JOHN ECONOMOS: Okay. 506 00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:31,343 - Northern saw-whet. - What? 507 00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:32,720 VIGILANTE: That's the kind of owl it is. 508 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,472 Dude, I know a shitload about owls. 509 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,557 Okay, I-- I can't talk right now, man. I'm working. 510 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:39,185 Hey, you moved back from Belle Reve yet? 511 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:42,271 Uh, yeah, but I can't hang until tomorrow. 512 00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:43,647 - Quiz me. - ECONOMOS: What? 513 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:44,773 About owls. 514 00:24:44,774 --> 00:24:46,734 Look up owl facts and then see if I know the answer. 515 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:49,029 (SIGHS) Okay, hold on. 516 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:51,948 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 517 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:55,493 Dude, I'm like Rain Man, but with owls. 518 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,287 Okay, Rain Man, here's one. 519 00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:01,207 Are owl's eyes orbs or tubes? 520 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,958 - Orbs. - Nope, they're tubes. 521 00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:04,210 Fuck off, how can they be tubes? 522 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:05,669 ECONOMOS: I don't know, that's what it says. 523 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,087 Well, how do they stay inside their heads? 524 00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:08,631 Why don't they just spill out onto the floor? 525 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,090 - I don't know. - VIGILANTE: Well, you think 526 00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:11,717 every time you're stepping through the forest, 527 00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:13,720 there'd be owl eyes everywhere if they were tubes. 528 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,764 - Veins, I guess? - What? 529 00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:18,224 VIGILANTE: They're attached by veins? 530 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,266 Sure. 531 00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:20,684 All right, give me another one. 532 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:23,103 You don't know anything about owls. 533 00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:25,148 I do, though. Fuck. 534 00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:27,316 All right, well then, 535 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:28,609 what do you want to talk about next? 536 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:29,778 Nothing. 537 00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:32,947 Have you spoken to Peacemaker? 538 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,241 ECONOMOS: Just through email. 539 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,784 He seems bummed-out lately. 540 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,619 I think he thought that after saving the world, 541 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:41,539 everyone would finally treat him like a-- like a hero. 542 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,791 Hey, Adrian, what are you doing? 543 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,668 I'm on the phone, Dave. 544 00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:47,086 What does it look like I'm doing? 545 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:48,546 Quote-unquote "Dave" is here. 546 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:51,465 Well, get back inside, man. Your section is a fucking mess. 547 00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:53,384 Dave was way cooler when he was a dishwasher 548 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,511 - back when we were friends. - We were never friends. 549 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:57,012 Then why did I go to your wedding? 550 00:25:57,013 --> 00:25:59,474 Because you showed up fucking uninvited, Adrian. 551 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:02,477 I guess I gotta go. 552 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:04,478 Oh no, shoot. (CHUCKLES) 553 00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:06,146 Great conversation, though, right? 554 00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:08,440 Yeah, it's probably even better than yesterday, 555 00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:09,817 or the day before that, 556 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:12,903 or every single day since I moved to Belle Reve. 557 00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:14,488 VIGILANTE: Yeah, well, they're all pretty good. 558 00:26:14,489 --> 00:26:15,823 Adrian, you fucknut! 559 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:18,158 I am coming! Chill out, you fucknut! 560 00:26:18,159 --> 00:26:20,536 Why are you saying the same thing I just said? Hmm? 561 00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:21,829 VIGILANTE: Words belong to you now? 562 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,163 - What? - VIGILANTE: Sorry, I didn't know 563 00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:24,248 you copyrighted fucknut. 564 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:26,000 - DAVE: I did, and you owe me... - (MONITOR BEEPING) 565 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:27,543 ...a billion dollars every time you say it. 566 00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:30,004 - ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - Oh, fuck. 567 00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:32,340 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 568 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:34,758 Economos. 569 00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:37,469 - You seeing this? - ECONOMOS: Yeah. 570 00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:39,222 Anything unusual from your vantage? 571 00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:43,559 No. 572 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,186 SASHA BORDEAUX: Approach and investigate. 573 00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:48,523 Copy that. 574 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:54,528 There has to be a solution. 575 00:26:54,529 --> 00:26:56,322 This is the third metahuman escape 576 00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:59,533 from Belle Reve or Arkham in the past two months. 577 00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:01,535 We've got to find a way to protect people 578 00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:03,078 from what is rapidly becoming 579 00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:04,538 an existential threat. 580 00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:06,540 - General Flag, sir. - What is it, Bordeaux? 581 00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:08,292 Remember that January thing? 582 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,377 - The Christopher Smith thing? - The glitch? 583 00:27:10,378 --> 00:27:13,005 I'm not sure it was a glitch because it just happened again. 584 00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:14,423 It's similar to what we picked up 585 00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:15,799 this summer in Metropolis. 586 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,884 The Luthor Incident? 587 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:18,844 Permission to access your computer, General. 588 00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:20,220 Who's surveilling the house? 589 00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:22,389 Former black hat by the name of John Economos. 590 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:24,558 - Oh, right. - You put him in charge. 591 00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:26,226 No, I-- I remember, yeah. 592 00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:27,978 Excuse me. I questioned it because... 593 00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:29,855 'Cause he was close to the subject. 594 00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:32,399 I don't know how close John Economos can be to anyone, sir, 595 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,194 but yes, they worked together in Task Force X. 596 00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:38,364 - (DEVICE CHIMES) - Economos, it's Flag. 597 00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:40,366 Hey, dude, I'm outside the house right now. 598 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,994 - ♪ (MUFFLED MUSIC THUMPING) ♪ - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 599 00:27:44,120 --> 00:27:45,537 RICK FLAG SENIOR: You see anything unusual? 600 00:27:45,538 --> 00:27:46,747 Define unusual. 601 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:49,541 FLAG: Oh, why do you always have to be an asshole, Economos? 602 00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:51,251 I don't know, probably because I have some major 603 00:27:51,252 --> 00:27:53,212 chemical imbalance issues, sir. 604 00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:55,840 - John! - No, nothing overly unusual. 605 00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:01,845 - What the fuck? - FLAG: What? 606 00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:04,264 It-- It's nothing. It's just people having sex. 607 00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:06,308 - Like an orgy. - FLAG: (YELLING) What? 608 00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:08,310 - ECONOMOS: Group sex. - No, I... I... I heard you. 609 00:28:08,311 --> 00:28:09,853 Jesus, what is it with this cat? 610 00:28:09,854 --> 00:28:12,648 Christopher Smith is notoriously free-spirited. 611 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:15,110 ♪ (MUFFLED MUSIC CONTINUES THUMPING) ♪ 612 00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:18,654 - FLAG: Is he one of them? Smith? - One of what? 613 00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,365 FLAG: One of the people in the orgy. 614 00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:23,117 Uh, yes. 615 00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:25,119 All right. Stay on high alert. 616 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,787 Let me know if anything else comes up. 617 00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:28,956 - Copy. - (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 618 00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,833 Send in another agent to watch over Economos. 619 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,793 - I do not trust him with this. - Yes, sir. 620 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,962 And let's move this case to ARGUS Priority One. 621 00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:36,880 ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 622 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:37,965 Priority One? 623 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:40,300 Yeah, we need to figure out what this blip is about. 624 00:28:40,301 --> 00:28:42,387 Last thing we need is another dimensional rift 625 00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:44,639 tearing up this planet. 626 00:28:46,099 --> 00:28:48,267 ♪ ("DREAMER" BY FOXY SHAZAM PLAYING) ♪ 627 00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:49,811 (EAGLY SCREECHING) 628 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:55,066 ♪ Ooh ♪ 629 00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:05,534 ♪ Life is but a sacred melody ♪ 630 00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:09,329 ♪ Listen to the wind ♪ 631 00:29:09,330 --> 00:29:11,206 ♪ Brings me to my knees ♪ 632 00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:15,335 ♪ I can hear it sung In the birds ♪ 633 00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:17,338 ♪ I can feel it ♪ 634 00:29:19,132 --> 00:29:22,760 - ♪ Bringing the words ♪ - (KEYPAD BEEPING) 635 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:38,192 ♪ If this is just a dream I don't wanna wake up ♪ 636 00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:40,110 ♪ No ♪ 637 00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:44,448 ♪ Don't wake the dreamer ♪ 638 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,910 ♪ It's like watching The sun rise ♪ 639 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:51,955 ♪ I can see the whole world In your eyes ♪ 640 00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:55,877 ♪ And I've turned The whole thing over ♪ 641 00:29:56,419 --> 00:29:57,878 ♪ Ooh ♪ 642 00:29:57,879 --> 00:30:00,756 ♪ I'll never find Anything this good ♪ 643 00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:05,803 ♪ You can go Where you wanna go ♪ 644 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,971 ♪ Whatcha you wanna do ♪ 645 00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:13,853 ♪ And risk it all For the truth ♪ 646 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:30,244 ♪ If this is just a dream I don't wanna wake up ♪ 647 00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:32,412 ♪ No ♪ 648 00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:37,669 ♪ Don't wake the dreamer ♪ 649 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:53,392 ♪ If this is just a dream I don't wanna wake up ♪ 650 00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:55,519 ♪ If this is just a dream I don't... ♪ 651 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,271 What are you doing out here? 652 00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:59,189 ♪ If this is just a dream I don't... ♪ 653 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:00,775 I thought you were in Blüdhaven. 654 00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:05,697 - ♪ Don't wake the dreamer... ♪ - Keith? 655 00:31:09,158 --> 00:31:10,576 You okay, man? 656 00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:13,204 - ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - No, uh... 657 00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:18,751 You smell like a distillery. 658 00:31:19,752 --> 00:31:21,004 You out with the boys? 659 00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:24,214 Uh, yeah... (CHUCKLES HESITANTLY) 660 00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,258 What are you knuckleheads doing? 661 00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:27,759 Chrisper, I thought you were in Blüdhaven. 662 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,052 KEITH SMITH: Yeah, that's what I said. 663 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:31,763 AUGGIE: Well, the three amigos are together again. 664 00:31:31,764 --> 00:31:33,515 I believe that calls for a celebration. 665 00:31:33,516 --> 00:31:35,058 KEITH: Yeah, that's pretty clear thinking 666 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:36,685 for a man of such advanced years. 667 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:38,312 Why, you, I oughta... 668 00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:39,313 - KEITH: Ah! - Pow, pow, pow! 669 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:41,608 KEITH: Hey, here, old man, before you get hurt. 670 00:31:54,662 --> 00:31:55,871 (AUGGIE LAUGHING) 671 00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:57,539 - KEITH: Ah! - Hey! 672 00:31:57,540 --> 00:31:58,916 - What? - Nothing. 673 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,167 "Nothing, nothing." 674 00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:02,169 (CRIES MOCKINGLY) Oh! (LAUGHS) 675 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:03,837 - AUGGIE: "Nothing, nothing." - (GLASSES CLINKING) 676 00:32:03,838 --> 00:32:05,631 Reminds me of the time when I came home. 677 00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:08,675 What were you, like, 12 years old or something? 678 00:32:08,676 --> 00:32:09,801 KEITH: Oh, here we go. 679 00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:11,553 AUGGIE: And there's Chris running around the house. 680 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:14,389 He's being chased by 30 of these knee-high-- 681 00:32:14,390 --> 00:32:15,807 What the hell do you call them things? 682 00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:17,225 - Imps. - AUGGIE: Imps, yeah. 683 00:32:17,226 --> 00:32:18,518 Running around. 684 00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:21,146 I go, "Chris, what the hell are you doing?" 685 00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:23,023 He looks at me and goes, "Nothing." 686 00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:24,900 - (LAUGHS) - AUGGIE: Nothing? 687 00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:27,486 (LAUGHS) Oh my God. 688 00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:29,196 It was a week before Keith told me. 689 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:31,531 - No, I didn't want to narc. - AUGGIE: Chrisper's rummaging 690 00:32:31,532 --> 00:32:33,241 around the munchkin dimension 691 00:32:33,242 --> 00:32:34,576 - eight doors down. - (KEITH LAUGHS) 692 00:32:34,577 --> 00:32:36,203 They're not munchkins, Dad. They're imps. 693 00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:38,205 AUGGIE: (LAUGHS) Trying to nab one of them 694 00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:39,915 giant peppermint sticks. 695 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:44,378 I found a dead, rotting imp inside the Dodge engine block, 696 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:47,589 like, three months later. I cannot stress how fucking bad 697 00:32:47,590 --> 00:32:49,508 - it smelled. (LAUGHS) - (AUGGIE LAUGHS) 698 00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:50,801 You think that's bad. 699 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,594 The next morning, I was eating my Cheerios, 700 00:32:52,595 --> 00:32:54,137 and there's something sticky in there. 701 00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:55,889 I think one of those little fuckers jacked off 702 00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:57,683 - in there or something. Yeah. - KEITH: What? No. 703 00:32:57,684 --> 00:32:59,059 - No. That didn't happen. - (AUGGIE LAUGHS) 704 00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:00,102 I don't remember that part. 705 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:02,729 That's the famous Auggie embellishment right there. 706 00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:05,065 - Yeah, and it's your fault. - (KEITH LAUGHS) 707 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:07,902 - You gotta love that boy. - KEITH: Uh-huh. 708 00:33:08,861 --> 00:33:09,945 (AUGGIE INHALES) 709 00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:12,115 Life would have been a lot easier... 710 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,742 BOTH: But half as much fun without him. 711 00:33:15,743 --> 00:33:17,786 - (CHUCKLES) - More importantly, Dad, 712 00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:19,413 how many goddamn imps you gotta fight 713 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:20,580 - before you remember... - Hey! 714 00:33:20,581 --> 00:33:22,416 - ...what they're called? - Fuck those imps! 715 00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:26,420 (KEITH AND AUGGIE LAUGH) 716 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:29,757 ♪ ("BLUE JEANS" BY SILVERTIDE PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) ♪ 717 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,928 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 718 00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:39,475 (BIKER WHISTLES) 719 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,395 (BIKER JEERING) 720 00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:45,398 (INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES) 721 00:33:52,905 --> 00:33:54,032 Bud Light. 722 00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:58,660 (BIKER SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 723 00:33:58,661 --> 00:34:00,121 (WOLF WHISTLES) 724 00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:02,789 You got a problem, Jack Sparrow? 725 00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:05,459 (CHUCKLES) It's just a compliment, babe. 726 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,753 Oh yeah? 727 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:10,672 There a time you whistled at some chick and she said, 728 00:34:10,673 --> 00:34:11,798 "Thanks for the compliment, 729 00:34:11,799 --> 00:34:13,592 I suddenly find your cum-soaked beard 730 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:16,136 and micropenis energy hot. Let's fuck?" 731 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:17,637 (BIKERS LAUGHING) 732 00:34:17,638 --> 00:34:19,599 HARCOURT: Willing to bet no, right? 733 00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:23,477 In fact, I'm willing to bet no one's ever fucked you 734 00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:25,897 for any reason other than money or fear. 735 00:34:27,106 --> 00:34:28,399 Bitch is looking to get swatted. 736 00:34:29,150 --> 00:34:30,192 Yeah, you are. 737 00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:31,610 Calm down, lady. 738 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,153 (GRUNTS) 739 00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:34,696 ♪ ("BLUE JEANS" CONTINUES PLAYING) ♪ 740 00:34:34,697 --> 00:34:37,784 - (GROANS) - (HARCOURT GRUNTS) 741 00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:43,246 - (BIKER 1 GROANS) - BIKER 2: Oh shit! 742 00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:46,334 - (GROANS) - (GRUNTS, YELLS) 743 00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:48,044 - (GRUNTS) - (GROANS) 744 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:50,671 (GROANS) 745 00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:55,342 - (GRUNTS) - (BIKER 1 YELLS) 746 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:58,429 - (GRUNTS) - (FLOORBOARD CRACKING) 747 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,516 (SCREAMS, GROANS) 748 00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:06,019 Stay down, you fucking nutjob. 749 00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:08,189 BIKER 3: What the fuck is wrong with you? 750 00:35:10,358 --> 00:35:11,567 (GROANS) 751 00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:14,237 - (GRUNTS) - (BIKER 4 SCREAMS) 752 00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:16,863 - (GRUNTS) - (GROANS) 753 00:35:16,864 --> 00:35:18,074 (GROANS) 754 00:35:18,825 --> 00:35:19,951 (GROANS) 755 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,328 - (GRUNTS) - (GROANS) 756 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,876 - (GROANS) - (GRUNTS) 757 00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:37,426 - BIKER 5: Dang, girl! - (COUGHS, PANTS) 758 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:42,807 - (THUD) - (SOUND DISTORTING) 759 00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:59,115 ♪ ("BLUE JEANS" CONTINUES PLAYING) ♪ 760 00:36:00,783 --> 00:36:01,951 Bye, bitch. 761 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,417 (EXHALES) 762 00:36:23,389 --> 00:36:25,056 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 763 00:36:25,057 --> 00:36:27,935 (AUGGIE AND KEITH LAUGH) 764 00:36:30,479 --> 00:36:32,939 - KEITH: Whoo. - (LAUGHS) Oh. Oh. 765 00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:34,774 (KEITH AND AUGGIE SIGH) 766 00:36:34,775 --> 00:36:39,196 Whew. I gotta go to bed. I got a big day tomorrow. 767 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:42,282 - Night, Pops. - (GRUNTS) Night, son. 768 00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:43,950 - (AUGGIE SIGHS) - I love you. 769 00:36:43,951 --> 00:36:46,120 AUGGIE: Love you. Love you too, buddy. 770 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:48,456 (KEITH SIGHS) 771 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:52,083 You still talking with the ex? 772 00:36:52,084 --> 00:36:54,545 - The ex? (CLEARS THROAT) - KEITH: Yeah. 773 00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:57,048 (CHUCKLES) What's up with you tonight? 774 00:36:57,965 --> 00:36:59,466 Uh, no, I haven't-- 775 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:02,177 I gotta say, I think you blew it with that one, bro. 776 00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:04,763 (INHALES) I think you should give that another shot. 777 00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:06,014 I mean, I know she's with that... 778 00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:08,475 (YAWNS) ...jarhead and all, but... 779 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,144 - Yeah? - Yeah. 780 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:13,648 (GROANS) All right. Good night, brother. 781 00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:15,024 Keith. 782 00:37:16,525 --> 00:37:17,610 (SIGHS) 783 00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:21,571 I love you. 784 00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:24,242 (LAUGHS) Get out of here, you drunk asshole. 785 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:25,743 I love you too. 786 00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:29,997 ♪ (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 787 00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:36,379 (SNIFFLES) 788 00:37:40,132 --> 00:37:43,594 (SOBS) 789 00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:48,516 (SIRENS BLARING IN DISTANCE) 790 00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:51,184 What is it? 791 00:37:51,185 --> 00:37:53,353 It's a magic tunnel. 792 00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:54,521 A magic tunnel? 793 00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:55,730 So, you don't know what that is? 794 00:37:55,731 --> 00:37:57,524 - Mm-mm. - He's never told you 795 00:37:57,525 --> 00:37:59,234 - anything about that? - No! 796 00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:00,986 How do you even know about it? 797 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,862 ARGUS has been monitoring Peacemaker 798 00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:05,615 ever since Rick Flag Senior was named director. 799 00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:07,701 Do-- Does he know Chris killed his son? 800 00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:09,828 Yeah, so he's wasting taxpayer money 801 00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:13,081 having him surveilled 24/7 in the hopes that he screws up. 802 00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:15,834 And a couple months ago, Maridal radar picked up 803 00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:17,753 an anomalous signal coming from his house. 804 00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:21,047 Maridal detects known extraterrestrial 805 00:38:21,048 --> 00:38:23,842 - and ectoplasmic energies. - Yeah, I know what it is. 806 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:25,218 ECONOMOS: We thought it was a glitch. 807 00:38:25,219 --> 00:38:27,262 And then yesterday, it happened again. 808 00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:29,389 And that's when I saw this. 809 00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:31,558 Hello, I'm fucked. 810 00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:33,059 Right. 811 00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:34,269 ECONOMOS: So, what do I do? 812 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:37,480 I mean, it's-- it's Peacemaker, you know? He's like... 813 00:38:37,481 --> 00:38:40,358 - Uh, your friend. - Now that's pushing it, 814 00:38:40,359 --> 00:38:42,944 but I don't wanna totally screw the guy over. 815 00:38:42,945 --> 00:38:44,279 But then I think about you. 816 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,614 - (EXHALES SHAKILY) - Me? 817 00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:47,449 Yeah, you tried to help him, 818 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:48,950 and now yours and Harcourt's lives 819 00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:50,243 are completely fucked. 820 00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:52,037 Yo, I'm not fucked. 821 00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:54,956 You're living in the worst level of Grand Theft Auto. 822 00:38:54,957 --> 00:38:57,208 That's because Keeya kicked me out. 823 00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:59,961 And because you shared top secret information 824 00:38:59,962 --> 00:39:02,047 with the press, and now you can't get a job 825 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:04,257 at fucking Athlete's Foot. 826 00:39:04,258 --> 00:39:06,509 - Athlete's Foot is hiring? - (INDISTINCT SHOUTING OUTSIDE) 827 00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:09,471 (CHUCKLES) Maybe. 828 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:10,847 - Follow up question. - Uh-huh. 829 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:12,432 Does Athlete's Foot still exist? 830 00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:15,060 Yes, there's one in the Terrytown mall. 831 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:17,437 That's comforting. 832 00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:21,274 Look, you need to talk to Chris and find out the story 833 00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:23,902 before you go sharing shit with ARGUS. 834 00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:26,279 You can't do him like that. 835 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:29,532 Look, if anybody sees me talking to him, 836 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:30,993 I could get fired. 837 00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:34,789 It could be ARGUS testing me for all I know. 838 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,958 Now I get it. 839 00:39:38,959 --> 00:39:42,128 - What? - You ain't here for no advice. 840 00:39:42,129 --> 00:39:45,256 Fine, I will talk to him and see what's up. 841 00:39:45,257 --> 00:39:47,342 Just-- just AirDrop me the photo. 842 00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:48,552 All right. 843 00:39:49,845 --> 00:39:50,846 Okay. 844 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:52,889 Did you AirDrop it? 845 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,432 - Yeah, there you go. - (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 846 00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,810 - Oh my God, bro, really? - Oh shit. Nope. 847 00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:58,144 No, no, wrong one. Hold on. 848 00:39:58,145 --> 00:40:00,106 - God damn. - That's not my dick. 849 00:40:00,981 --> 00:40:03,484 ♪ (INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 850 00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:52,908 - (GUN COCKS) - ♪ (MUSIC TURNS OMINOUS) ♪ 851 00:40:53,951 --> 00:40:55,244 Who the fuck are you? 852 00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:57,246 I can explain. 853 00:40:58,789 --> 00:40:59,831 Hold on, man. Just-- 854 00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:01,416 I don't know if you're a shapeshifter or what. 855 00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:03,585 - Just-- - Breaking and entering into a man's home? 856 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:05,211 That's solid justification for me-- 857 00:41:05,212 --> 00:41:07,464 - (BOTH GRUNT) - ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 858 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,633 (PANTS) 859 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:13,095 - Activate magic stars. - (HELMET WHIRRING) 860 00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:17,474 (GASPS) 861 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,559 (KEYPAD BEEPS) 862 00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:24,355 (GROANS, SCREAMS) 863 00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:27,401 - (KEYPAD BEEPS) - (PEACEMAKER GROANS) 864 00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:29,778 (PEACEMAKER SCREAMS) 865 00:41:37,119 --> 00:41:39,038 (PANTS, GASPS) 866 00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:41,290 (PEACEMAKER 2 GRUNTS) 867 00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:44,668 (GRUNTS) 868 00:41:56,889 --> 00:41:59,600 (GROANS) 869 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:09,818 (PEACEMAKER 2 GRUNTS) 870 00:42:11,487 --> 00:42:14,031 (COUGHS, GROANS) 871 00:42:14,657 --> 00:42:15,950 (GRUNTS) 872 00:42:18,285 --> 00:42:19,452 (PEACEMAKER 2 GROANS) 873 00:42:19,453 --> 00:42:21,372 (ELECTRONICS FIZZING) 874 00:42:23,415 --> 00:42:26,669 - (GURGLES) - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 875 00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:29,171 - (PEACEMAKER 2 GROANS) - (GASPS) 876 00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:34,133 (PEACEMAKER 2 GURGLING, WHEEZING) 877 00:42:34,134 --> 00:42:36,845 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 878 00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:41,183 (SIGHS) 879 00:42:47,606 --> 00:42:49,023 ♪ ("OUTRAGE" BY SISTER SIN PLAYING) ♪ 880 00:42:49,024 --> 00:42:54,488 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪ 881 00:42:56,865 --> 00:43:01,327 ♪ Cool calm and all collected Try hide that hate from me ♪ 882 00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:05,164 ♪ Let go pass by unaffected For what reason you choose ♪ 883 00:43:05,165 --> 00:43:06,207 ♪ To never expose? ♪ 884 00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:08,376 ♪ Resolute in denying emotions ♪ 885 00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:10,503 ♪ It's there whether you Like it or not ♪ 886 00:43:10,504 --> 00:43:12,880 ♪ Lash out hun Make it atrocious ♪ 887 00:43:12,881 --> 00:43:15,884 - ♪ One shot! ♪ - ♪ Show for what you lack ♪ 888 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:20,179 ♪ Spill your guts now Don't hold it back ♪ 889 00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:23,600 ♪ C'mon, bring it on And let me feel it ♪ 890 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:29,314 ♪ I want that teenage rampage Mayhem and outrage ♪ 891 00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:32,692 ♪ C'mon, bring it on And let me feel it ♪ 892 00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:38,573 ♪ I want that teenage rampage Mayhem and outrage ♪ 893 00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:42,160 ♪ C'mon, scream it out 'Till I believe it ♪ 894 00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:45,872 ♪ We need that front page Outrage, all right ♪ 895 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:48,249 ♪ Make it bleed Between the lines ♪ 896 00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:52,254 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 897 00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:55,548 ♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪ 898 00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:58,926 Can't be looping Spin Doctors in with Thirty Second to Mars. 899 00:43:58,927 --> 00:44:01,346 Spin Doctors is so good. 900 00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:04,182 Oh, jeez. Anybody's better than Thirty Seconds to Mars. 901 00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:05,767 That garage band I was in for two seconds 902 00:44:05,768 --> 00:44:07,102 is better than Thirty Seconds to Mars.