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♪ (“IF YOU REALLY REALLY LOVE
ME” BY STEEL PANTHER PLAYING) ♪
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♪ If you really, really
Really, really love me ♪
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♪ Then you really, really
Really gotta show me ♪
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♪ Don't whine when I put it
In your booty ♪
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♪ Or if I'm up all night
Playin' Call of Duty ♪
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♪ Never hassle me
Because I'm unemployed ♪
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♪ If I sleep all day
Don't get annoyed... ♪
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I know I'm the last person
that you want to hear from
right now, Chris,
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- and I--
- (MAKES FART NOISE)
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I can't apologize enough for--
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- (MAKES FART NOISE)
- (LAUGHS)
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I know that you're mad,
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but from the bottom
of my heart--
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- (MAKES FART NOISES)
- (MAKES FART NOISES)
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I really am sorry,
I'm just trying to--
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- (MAKES FART NOISES)
- (MAKES FART NOISES)
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(CHOMPING SOUNDS)
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- (MAKES FART NOISE)
- (MAKES FART NOISE, LAUGHS)
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What were you gonna say?
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- I was saying--
- (MAKES FART NOISE)
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I am just trying to apologize!
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And I just thought
you were my fucking friend!
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Set me up to take the fall
and then you try
to send me to prison,
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and you think "I'm sorry"
is gonna cut it?
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- "Cut it!" (MAKES FART NOISE)
- Dude, we're off it!
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- We are?
- I am getting so many moral judgments from people
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who regularly kill people.
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I don't kill people
for nothing, all right?
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- When my brother died, I made a vow--
- Right, "the vow."
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- Anyone I'd kill, I'd kill for peace.
- Oh, Jesus.
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So, unlike Keith,
no one would ever die
for no reason again.
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Well, that's fucking stupid!
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So, you're gonna make it
so that death
isn't meaningless anymore?
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Go fuck yourself!
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I read your file, Chris.
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It was an accident!
You were a child!
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Don't forgive me, that's fine.
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But stop letting that shit
define who you are.
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(SCOFFS) Are you guys
serious right now?
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We just had a really sick time
murdering Peacemaker's dad,
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then all these hilarious
fart jokes,
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just, like,
an all-time classic run,
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with my best friend,
my second-best friend, Eagly,
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my fifth best friend, Adebayo,
and now you guys are ruining it.
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♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
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♪ ("DO YA WANNA TASTE IT"
BY WIG WAM PLAYING) ♪
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-♪ Get it on ♪
- ♪ Get on top ♪
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♪ Make a move extreme ♪
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-♪ Make a pose ♪
- ♪ Shortcut to your dreams ♪
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♪ I float straight to the stars
On that flying thing ♪
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-♪ Getting high ♪
- ♪ Getting brave ♪
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♪ Getting snow-blind, game ♪
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-♪ Set, go ♪
- ♪ Pick a tune, chick harpoon ♪
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♪ In a world beyond ♪
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♪ Got a beat, got a heat
On a phony string ♪
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♪ Tear your world apart
Once the magic starts ♪
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♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
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♪ What's going up
Must come down ♪
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♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
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♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪
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♪ Blind to what
You'll soon become ♪
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♪ The mirror lies
The whole world's wrong ♪
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-♪ But you ♪
- ♪ Dancing with blinkers on ♪
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♪ Throw your dog
The invisible bone ♪
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♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
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♪ What's going up
Must come down ♪
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♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
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♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪
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♪ Blind to what
You'll soon become ♪
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♪ The mirror lies
The whole world's wrong ♪
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-♪ But you ♪
- ♪ Dancing with blinkers on ♪
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♪ Throw your dog
The invisible bone ♪
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(SCREECHES)
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(TRUCK ENGINE RUNNING)
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(BRAKES SQUEAK)
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- (ENGINE SHUTS OFF)
- (TRUCK DOOR OPENS, SHUTS)
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Mom, there are way more
Butterflies than we thought
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and the whole team is injured.
So, I was thinking, like,
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maybe you could call in
the Justice League?
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No, I'm not kidding.
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Can you believe Amanda Waller
is her fucking mother?
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- Yes.
- Do we have time to wait for backup?
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No. They're teleporting
the creature out of here!
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Mom, they're teleporting
the creature out of here.
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This is our only chance
to stop them,
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then we're back
to square-fucking-one.
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Then we're back to square one.
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All right.
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All right, I will tell her.
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Fine. My mom says
you're in charge
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and Economos and I
should stay back
in case anything goes wrong.
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Copy, Mom.
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Yes, ma'am.
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(GROWLS)
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How much longer
is it going to be?
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The teleporter is nearly
installed and functional.
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As soon it is, we'll move her
to the Eastern Base.
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Quickly, please.
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Forces could arrive any minute,
and without her, we're all dead.
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(COW GROWLING)
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If Waller is your mom,
why is your last name Adebayo?
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I took my wife's name.
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VIGILANTE: Doesn't that make you
the girl in the relationship?
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We're both girls
in the relationship, Adrian.
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That's what being a lesbian is.
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(INDISTINCT CLAMOR)
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LEOTA ADEBAYO:
Hey, Peacemaker...
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what do these do?
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This is Underwater World,
allows you to breathe underwater.
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Okay, not sure
how we can use that.
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This one's Scabies For All.
Upon activation,
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it gives everybody
in a one-mile radius scabies,
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except, of course,
the wearer of the helmet.
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This one is Anti-Gravity.
Allows you to float.
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- Aimlessly?
- No. I carry a tiny hand fan to guide me.
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This is Sonic Boom.
It's the one I used
to stop the rocker chick.
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How many booms does it produce
on one charge?
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I don't know,
three, maybe four.
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This one,
we should just throw away.
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- LEOTA: What is it?
- Human Torpedo.
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So, you aim your head
at whatever you want to destroy
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- and you become a--
- Human torpedo.
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Sweet.
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Yeah, only sweet if you wanna
risk shattering every bone
in your body.
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(INHALES) It's just a prototype.
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Okay, so let's say I want to get
this Sonic Boom helmet
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onto the top of that barn
over there without being seen?
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Just the helmet itself?
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No. I'm gonna put a walkie in it
and activate it from here.
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And then maybe you can put on
Activate Anti-Gravity
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- and just float it over there.
- (ANTI-GRAVITY HELMET BEEPS)
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- Uh, guys?
- Okay, I forgot my tiny hand fan,
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but, you know... (CHUCKLES)
...once in the jungles
of Cambodia,
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I used two
oversized palm fronds as--
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VIGILANTE: Guys!
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Fuck! Deactivate Anti-Gravity!
Deactivate Anti-Gravity!
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(SIGHS)
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(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)
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Did you say
"Activate Anti-Gravity?"
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No. Maybe. I don't know.
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You can't fucking say that shit!
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- I didn't know it was that voice sensitive!
- Fuck it, no big deal.
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I didn't just kill the only man
who knows how to make it.
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You did just kill the only man
who knows how to make it.
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I know, bro!
I was being sarcastic.
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If you're gonna be sarcastic,
you should really warn people
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so there's no confusion.
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Okay, so how do we get
the Sonic Boom Helmet
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over to the barn?
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Well, we can shoot
a fishing line over to the barn
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from one of these trees here,
and just let the helmet
slide down.
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- Like Green Arrow?
- No, not like Green Arrow.
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That dude goes
to Brony conventions
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dressed as the back half
of Twilight Sparkle
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with a four-inch-wide butthole
drilled in the costume.
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Maybe it's so
he can breathe properly.
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You actually believe that shit?
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He has an insane story
for every single superhero.
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No, I actually heard
that's true about Green Arrow.
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But that's the first thing
he's said that's real.
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- And Aquaman fucking fish.
- Well, yeah, obviously.
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Look, it doesn't even matter
we don't have any bows.
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But we do have a team member
capable of flight.
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(SCREECHES)
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Get the fuck out.
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That's right. Good. Okay.
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I need you
to take that helmet...
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- (EAGLY SCREECHES)
- ...and drop it on top of that barn.
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No way can an eagle understand
what you're saying.
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Oh, Eagly's no ordinary eagle.
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(CHUCKLES)
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- No, Eagly, take it.
- (SCREECHES)
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- (SCREECHES)
- No, Eagly, just, take--
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- (SCREECHES)
- Take the helmet.
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- Take it! Take it.
- (EAGLY SCREECHES)
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- (SCREECHES)
- I know you don't like her.
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The mean, blonde woman
has nothing to do with this.
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- No, no.
- No.
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- No. No.
- Eagly. Take the helmet.
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- Take the helmet.
- Eagly, take the helmet.
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Eagly, take the helmet.
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(EAGLY SCREECHES)
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- Good, Eagly, good. Good boy.
- (SCREECHES)
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♪ (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(CHUCKLES) Go, Eagly.
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- (EXCLAIMS)
- Go to the barn. Go to the barn.
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♪ (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC STOPS) ♪
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- (EAGLY SCREECHES)
- (SIGHS)
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- (HELMET CLANGING DISTANTLY)
- Shit.
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I knew there was no way he knew
what you were talking about!
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Peacemaker is a great guy
in almost every way,
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but his biggest flaw
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is that he commonly
overestimates Eagly's abilities.
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Okay, they could be teleporting
this cow at any minute.
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We need to fan out
and look for the helmet.
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(SIGHING)
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- (MACHINES WHIRRING)
- Easy. Easy.
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(COW ROARS)
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(MACHINE NOISE RISING IN PITCH)
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Do you see anything over there?
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VIGILANTE: I saw a squirrel
a couple seconds ago. Ants.
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No, dude.
I'm talking about the helmet.
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VIGILANTE: Well, then you should
be more specific.
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We're looking for a helmet,
why do I care if you saw ants?
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VIGILANTE: Because
the circle of life, bro.
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What do ants have to do
with the circle of life?
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VIGILANTE: They're one
of the most important
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parts of it.
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How are ants
a more important part
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of the circle of life
than, like, fish?
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VIGILANTE: Is that
a serious question?
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JOHN ECONOMOS: What?
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VIGILANTE:
There are shitloads of ants.
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How many fish are there?
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I don't know! But probably
as many as there are ants!
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VIGILANTE: (CHUCKLES)
Not in one place
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at the same time, dude.
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Okay, I am as confused as fuck
by this conversation.
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VIGILANTE: Yeah? Well, welcome
to the fucking club!
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Oh, fuck.
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EMILIA HARCOURT: So... (SIGHS)
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...why'd you change your mind
and decide to come?
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I saw an eagle hug a human.
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So, I thought
maybe it was a sign.
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- To risk your life?
- Yep.
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Why wasn't it a sign to, like,
run in the opposite direction?
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Fuck!
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(SIGHS) We're never gonna find
this dumb fucking hat.
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(SQUIRRELS SQUEAKING)
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♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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You thought you could lose me
by killing me, boy?
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00:10:25,541 --> 00:10:29,545
I'm in your head.
I'm the reason you kill
233
00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,547
and the reason
you can't sleep at night.
234
00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,342
My body may be gone,
235
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:37,345
but the rest of me
is right here!
236
00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:41,682
- And I ain't going nowhere!
- Shit.
237
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:44,060
- The fuck are you doing?
- Getting my poison blow gun, fucko.
238
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:47,229
Well, why don't you just go
for your piece, cumstain?
239
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,231
You're metaphorical, douchewad.
My gun is real.
240
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:50,149
I don't want the Butterflies
to hear.
241
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,610
(CHUCKLES) I almost tricked you,
fuck nugget.
242
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:55,905
You didn't trick shit,
you ballsack-looking fuck.
243
00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,323
I immediately went
for my blow gun.
244
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,408
I didn't think for a second
about going for my gun!
245
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:07,583
How do you like that, huh?
246
00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:11,295
- (GROANS)
- (CLANGING)
247
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,630
Thanks for coming back, ghost,
248
00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,050
so I could kill you
all over again.
249
00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:19,178
EMILIA: Smith?
250
00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,847
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
251
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:32,983
Holy shit.
252
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,281
Whoa.
253
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,454
I need you to do
something else for me.
254
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,958
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
255
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,424
- (GRUNTS)
- (BUTTERFLY SQUEAKING)
256
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,765
ECONOMOS:
Are you fucking kidding me?
257
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,475
The only way for us to get
the helmet inside of the barn
258
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,894
is by one of us
going in undercover.
259
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:11,355
They're gonna notice Adebayo
and me with these injuries.
260
00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,606
Cool. I'll do it.
261
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,316
You can't do it, man.
Goff knows what we look like.
262
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,985
I'll wear a funny nose.
263
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,695
John, you're the only one.
264
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,989
I don't even want to be here.
And why are these wet?
265
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,991
- I washed them in the creek.
- Why?
266
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,909
One of the things us warriors
seldom talk about
267
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,161
is how often people
shit themselves when they die.
268
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,205
It's a touch of gray
in the white cloud
of kicking ass.
269
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,582
So, now, you want me
to risk my life
270
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,875
while wearing diarrhea pants?
271
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,169
Hey, nobody said anything
about diarrhea.
I said it was shit.
272
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,128
- Was it diarrhea?
- Yes, it was.
273
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:37,006
John, you can do this.
Just act like they act.
274
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,424
- Don't show any expression.
- Yeah, like Harcourt.
275
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,843
Eat my dick, Schwarze-never.
276
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,136
They're aliens.
Do they even speak English?
277
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:45,097
They retain the memories
of the bodies
they've taken over.
278
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,141
So, they seem to primarily
use English when communicating.
279
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,976
Fuck. Fine!
280
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:50,853
- (SIGHS)
- Would you look away?
281
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:52,813
Happily.
282
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:57,485
♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
283
00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,070
- EMILIA: (OVER RADIO) John, you copy?
- Yes. Copy.
284
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:02,990
EMILIA: Don't look back!
285
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:10,664
They're everywhere.
This is fucking stupid.
286
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,249
Remain calm.
287
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,710
Head towards the barn
like you know what you're doing.
288
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,712
- Relax your face.
- Shut up, I know.
289
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,511
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
290
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:27,056
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
291
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,198
LARRY FITZGIBBON: Hey!
292
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:46,825
(SOFTLY) Fuck.
293
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:51,997
Where are you going?
294
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:55,042
- I'm going inside.
- Why?
295
00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,797
Fuck!
296
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,509
Because of this bag.
297
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,636
What the fuck does that mean?
298
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,434
Okay. Just wanted to make sure.
299
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:16,647
(GAGS)
300
00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:19,608
- (SIGHS)
- How the fuck did that work?
301
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:30,536
(VOMITS, COUGHS)
302
00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:31,787
(GAGS)
303
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:36,792
(GAGS) Sorry. (GAGS)
I have a real bad gag reflex.
304
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:40,254
(SNIFFLES) Oh, shit.
I'm good. I'm good.
305
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,589
Would you shut the fuck up?
306
00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:47,803
(PANTS, SNIFFLES)
I can't do this.
307
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,140
(SIGHS) I can't do this.
308
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,475
EMILIA:
John, you're already inside.
309
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,893
You're doing great.
310
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,396
- (SIGHS)
- EMILIA: Please. What's there?
311
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,273
(SIGHS, COUGHS)
312
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,068
Uh... Stairs...
313
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:05,988
and an elevator.
314
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,616
EMILIA: An elevator's noisy.
Head down the stairwell.
315
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,492
Yeah, of course.
316
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,244
You head down
the fucking stairwell.
317
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:21,670
(STAIRS CREAKING)
318
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,674
John, don't creep.
You have to act normal,
319
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,509
like you're supposed
to be there.
320
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,596
We just need you to place
the helmet down
as low as possible.
321
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:36,518
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
322
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,376
(COW GROWLING)
323
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:03,337
(COW ROARING)
324
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,714
Oh, no.
325
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,342
- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (GROWLS)
326
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,849
EMILIA: John?
327
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,520
John, you copy?
328
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:23,273
(GROWLS)
329
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:30,030
Uh-uh. Fuck it. No more kaijus.
No more kaijus.
330
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,491
- Fuck this.
- John, do you copy?
331
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:36,120
JOHN: Jesus fuckin' Christ.
What the fuck is that?
332
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:41,041
JOHN: The fuck is that?
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
333
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,751
"Cow," my ass.
It's a motherfucking caterpillar
334
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,421
the size
of the Empire State Building.
335
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,757
- Get ready.
- (STATIC OVER WALKIE-TALKIE)
336
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,051
We need to get
the fuck out of here.
337
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:51,218
LARRY: Hey!
338
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,554
Fuck.
339
00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:56,265
(EXHALES)
340
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,978
The man you've taken over.
341
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,815
Why did he do that to his beard?
342
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,526
JOHN: Do what?
343
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,946
Why did he color his beard
all strange like that?
344
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:13,323
♪ (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
345
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,048
He thought it made him look
younger and more handsome.
346
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,010
He never had a girlfriend,
347
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,429
so he thought dying his beard
might help.
348
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:41,393
But he was also lazy...
and busy with his job...
349
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,355
and he wouldn't dye
his roots regularly.
350
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:47,858
And when he did,
he used the cheapest brand,
351
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:51,028
because he was
incredibly underpaid.
352
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,366
Mostly, though...
353
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,579
he never thought
anybody noticed...
354
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,666
until recently...
355
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,046
when one guy said it to him
all the time.
356
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,778
Humans can be really pathetic.
357
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,198
Yeah.
358
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,372
Fine, I dye my beard, all right?
359
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,249
We all know it.
I guess I learned my lesson.
360
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:48,669
L'Oréal probably is worth
the extra few bucks.
361
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:49,711
BEARDED RACIST: (SHOUTS) Hey!
362
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,631
That guy
just put this down here!
363
00:18:58,178 --> 00:18:59,638
- Fuck! Do it, now! Do it.
- Activate Sonic--
364
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,974
- (GASPS)
- What the fuck?
365
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,269
(BUTTERFLIES GROWLING)
366
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:09,147
- How did that even happen?
- My hands are sweaty!
367
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:14,903
- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (BUTTERFLIES GROWLING)
368
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,282
(JOHN PANTING
OVER WALKIE-TALKIE)
369
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,410
(BUTTERFLIES GROWLING)
370
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:26,123
(GROANS) Get the fuck off me!
371
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,958
- (BUTTERFLIES GROWLING)
- (JOHN SCREAMS)
372
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,167
Activate Sonic Boom.
373
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:33,714
(SONIC BOOM)
374
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:36,425
No.
375
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:39,803
(BUTTERFLIES GROWLING)
376
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,103
Wait.
377
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,984
(BUTTERFLIES GROWLING)
378
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,156
- EMILIA: Now!
- Activate Sonic Boom.
379
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,409
(SONIC BOOM)
380
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:03,452
(GRUNTS)
381
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:11,251
(GROANS)
382
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,795
Fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck.
383
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,340
Activate Sonic Boom.
384
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:19,301
(SONIC BOOM)
385
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,304
No.
386
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,145
(GROANS)
387
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:32,648
- (INDISTINCT CLAMORING)
- (SCREAMING)
388
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:39,529
- (COW GROANING)
- (BUTTERFLY SCREAMS)
389
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,452
Activate Sonic Boom.
390
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,161
(DISTANT SONIC BOOM)
391
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,246
Yep, that's it for the charges.
392
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,962
- (BUTTERFLIES GROWLING)
- SOPHIE SONG: No!
393
00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:08,183
Look, I can help.
394
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,643
We need you to stay here, Ads.
395
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,770
If something happens to us,
you're the only hope.
396
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:13,814
The fuck am I?
397
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,233
VIGILANTE: What's the plan, man?
398
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,193
Let's go kill a cow.
399
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:23,532
♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
400
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,867
♪ ("DO YA WANNA TASTE IT"
BY WIG WAM PLAYING) ♪
401
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,458
- (GROWLS)
- Get it on ♪
402
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,752
-♪ Get on top ♪
- ♪ Make a move extreme ♪
403
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,380
-♪ Make a pose ♪
- ♪ Shortcut to your dreams ♪
404
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,716
♪ I float straight to the stars
On that flying thing ♪
405
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,300
(GUNSHOTS)
406
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,761
-♪ Getting high ♪
- ♪ Getting brave ♪
407
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:45,971
♪ Getting snow-blind, game ♪
408
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:46,888
-♪ Set, go ♪
- ♪ Pick a tune, chick harpoon ♪
409
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,140
♪ In a world beyond ♪
410
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:53,895
- (PEACEMAKER GRUNTS)
- (BUTTERFLIES GRUNT)
411
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,398
♪ Once the magic starts ♪
412
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:59,443
♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
413
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,903
- ♪ What's going up Must come down ♪
- (GRUNTS)
414
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,906
- ♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
- (GRUNTS)
415
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,117
♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪
416
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,244
♪ Blind to what
You'll soon become ♪
417
00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:12,039
♪ The mirror lies
The whole world's wrong ♪
418
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:14,916
-♪ But you ♪
- ♪ Dancing with blinkers on ♪
419
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,293
- ♪ Throw your dog The invisible bone ♪
- (GROANS, GRUNTS)
420
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:19,337
- (GUNSHOT)
- (GRUNTS)
421
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,091
- (GRUNTS)
- (PEACEMAKER CHUCKLES)
422
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:27,429
- (VIGILANTE GRUNTS)
- (BUTTERFLIES GRUNT)
423
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:30,515
- ♪ Say I do, say I will And put your jet in gear ♪
- (BUTTERFLY SCREAMS)
424
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:33,101
♪ Anything to get you
Out of here ♪
425
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,063
- ♪ Gotta go hit that ride To the setting sun ♪
- (BUTTERFLIES GROWLING)
426
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:39,441
Chris! Go kill the cow!
We'll hold them off here!
427
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:42,444
♪ Gotta leave this mess behind
Gotta cruise from the blues ♪
428
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:45,280
♪ Got a life to find
What you need's there to read ♪
429
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,866
-♪ On the dotted line ♪
- ♪ Kill your self-control... ♪
430
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:50,035
(GROWLS)
431
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,203
VIGILANTE: Don't fuck
with my BFF.
432
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,956
♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
433
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,500
♪ What's going up
Must come down ♪
434
00:22:56,500 --> 00:23:00,378
♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
435
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:01,713
(PEACEMAKER SCREAMS)
436
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,257
♪ Blind to what
You'll soon become ♪
437
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:06,718
♪ The mirror lies
The whole world's wrong ♪
438
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,678
-♪ But you ♪
- ♪ Dancing with blinkers on ♪
439
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:12,265
-♪ Throw your dog The invisible bone ♪
- (PEACEMAKER GRUNTS)
440
00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:16,561
(GROANS)
441
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:18,146
- (GRUNTS)
- (YELPS)
442
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,649
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪
443
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:22,317
- (GUNSHOT)
- (VIGILANTE GRUNTS)
444
00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:28,615
(PANTS)
445
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:31,827
Oh, darn it.
446
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,622
(GROANS)
447
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:37,457
♪ A devil in disguise... ♪
448
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:39,876
(GRUNTS)
449
00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:41,419
(EMILIA GROANS)
450
00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:43,380
- (GROANS)
- (GUNSHOT)
451
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,924
(SCREAMS)
452
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:48,718
♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪
453
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,012
♪ Blind to what
You'll soon become ♪
454
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,640
♪ The mirror lies
The whole world's wrong ♪
455
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,434
-♪ But you ♪
- ♪ Dancing with blinkers on ♪
456
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,562
♪ Throw your dog
The invisible bone ♪
457
00:23:58,562 --> 00:23:59,980
♪ (SONG MODULATES DOWNWARDS) ♪
458
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,983
- ♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
- (COUGHS)
459
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,609
♪ What's going up
Must come down ♪
460
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:08,155
-♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
- (COUGHS)
461
00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:09,614
♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪
462
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,283
♪ Blind to what
You'll soon become ♪
463
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,409
♪ (SONG BEGINS TO ECHO) ♪
464
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:14,369
♪ The mirror lies
The whole world's wrong ♪
465
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:16,538
-♪ But you ♪
- ♪ Dancing with blinkers on ♪
466
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:19,708
- ♪ Throw your dog The invisible bone ♪
- (COUGHS)
467
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:20,876
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
468
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,211
- Oh, my God.
- What's happening? I can't see.
469
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,089
Harcourt is down! (PANTS)
470
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:29,593
What? The fuck do we do?
471
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,428
♪ (CLIMACTIC MUSIC SWELLS) ♪
472
00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:32,637
Wait, what are you doing?
473
00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:36,933
No, no, Adebayo.
You can't. You'll get hurt!
474
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,603
You can't do this!
Hey, what makes you think
you can do this?
475
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:41,479
♪ (MUSIC SOFTENS) ♪
476
00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:43,481
Because I'm made for this shit.
477
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,358
♪ (MUSIC SWELLS) ♪
478
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:46,568
Dude, God, damn it!
You're gonna get hurt!
479
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:49,362
Fuck.
480
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:52,407
(CRUNCHING)
481
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:55,410
Oh, what the fuck?
482
00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:56,786
What the fuck?
483
00:24:56,870 --> 00:25:00,415
- Oh, my God! Oh, shit!
- ♪ (MUSIC DARKENS) ♪
484
00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:03,376
- What the fuck? (GROANS)
- ♪ (MUSIC BECOMES ENERGETIC) ♪
485
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:06,546
- (LEOTA YELLING)
- (GUNSHOTS)
486
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:16,014
- (BUTTERFLIES GRUNTING)
- (GUNSHOT)
487
00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:17,182
(PANTS)
488
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:18,808
(GRUNTS, GROANS)
489
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:20,936
(GROANS)
490
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:24,022
(BUTTERFLY CHITTERING)
491
00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:26,191
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
492
00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:27,859
(GAGS)
493
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,696
- (GAGS)
- ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
494
00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:32,906
(SQUEAKS)
495
00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:40,247
(COUGHS, WHEEZES)
496
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:41,831
Stay with me.
497
00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:45,126
Help... (PANTS)
498
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:48,338
- ...Chris.
- I have to get you out of here.
499
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,925
- Go.
- And do what?
500
00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:54,678
Leota! (GROANS)
501
00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:58,473
(COUGHS, GROANS)
502
00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:07,399
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC BLARES) ♪
503
00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:12,112
(BEACON SIGNAL BEEPING)
504
00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:13,989
Be with me, baby Jesus.
505
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:17,784
Okay. (EXHALES)
506
00:26:18,576 --> 00:26:20,078
(SIGHS)
507
00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:22,664
♪ (MUSIC SOFTENS) ♪
508
00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:25,875
(SIGNAL BEEPING)
509
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:33,550
Oh.
510
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:40,724
(SIGNAL BEEPING)
511
00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:54,029
(PANTS, GROANS)
512
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:57,532
(SIGNAL BEEPING)
513
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:01,161
(GROANS)
514
00:27:02,203 --> 00:27:07,751
(SIGNAL BEEPING)
515
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,669
♪ (MUSIC BEGINS TO BUILD) ♪
516
00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:17,010
(BEEPING SPEEDS UP)
517
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,012
LEOTA: Oh.
518
00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:22,432
(GROANS)
519
00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:24,809
(GRUNTS)
520
00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:32,734
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES TO BUILD) ♪
521
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:32,859
(GROANS)
522
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:41,409
(GRUNTS)
523
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,870
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES FURTHER) ♪
524
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:48,375
(GROANS)
525
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:51,211
- ♪ (MUSIC RESTS) ♪
- (PANTS)
526
00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:53,671
- Goff?
- Yeah.
527
00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:56,800
- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (GRUNTS)
528
00:27:58,134 --> 00:27:59,636
(GRUNTS)
529
00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:07,727
(GRUNTS)
530
00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:16,361
(BOTH GRUNTING)
531
00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:19,864
(GRUNTING, SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE)
532
00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:25,537
(BOTH GRUNTING)
533
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:30,250
- (WOODEN PLANKS CLATTERING)
- (GROANS)
534
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:33,294
Activate Human Torpedo!
535
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,296
- Adebayo, no!
- ♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
536
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,798
(SCREAMS)
537
00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:38,967
(GRUNTS)
538
00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:41,594
(SILENCE)
539
00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:43,680
Oh, Jesus, I told her
not to use that one.
540
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,307
Listen to me.
I have no reason to hurt you.
541
00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:49,227
Stop fighting. Follow me.
542
00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:53,398
- ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- (COW'S GROANS ECHO)
543
00:28:54,315 --> 00:28:58,528
(LEOTA COUGHS, GROANS)
544
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:08,830
(COW GROANING)
545
00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:12,709
(MACHINE STATIC)
546
00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:19,883
- (GROWLS, HOWLS)
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
547
00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:24,012
- Holy cow.
- (COW GROANING)
548
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,054
It is.
549
00:29:30,393 --> 00:29:33,313
Good. You found him.
550
00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:37,609
(COW GROWLS)
551
00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:40,069
I need three sets of hands
to teleport her away from here.
552
00:29:40,528 --> 00:29:41,696
Come again?
553
00:29:41,696 --> 00:29:43,573
SOPHIE: See that switch?
I need you to flip that
554
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,366
while Locke and I
work these two stations
555
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,660
to teleport the cow
to our cavern in Maine.
556
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:48,912
Why the fuck would I help you?
557
00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:50,705
Because I know
that once I tell you the truth,
558
00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:52,540
like I did with Judomaster,
you'll join us.
559
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,501
Murn told us the truth already.
560
00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:56,169
You've murdered innocent people
all over the country
561
00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:58,379
by taking them over
in your dipshit quest for power.
562
00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:00,381
We're not doing this for power.
563
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:02,717
We're doing it
because we took a vow.
564
00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:05,762
- (SOBS)
- ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
565
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:11,226
(GROANS, COUGHS)
566
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:14,479
(GROANS)
567
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,105
Our kind traveled here
from a planet
568
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,565
that had become unlivable.
569
00:30:18,816 --> 00:30:20,527
Your planet had
the habitat we needed,
570
00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:24,364
water to drink,
and air to breathe.
571
00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,199
Your food
couldn't sustain us, but...
572
00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:28,201
(RATTLING EXHALATION FROM COW)
573
00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:29,494
...that's why we brought her.
574
00:30:31,287 --> 00:30:33,706
The cow would help the last
of our people survive
575
00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:35,875
for another hundred years.
576
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:39,546
- (PANTS)
- SOPHIE: But not long after we arrived,
577
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:40,880
we realized the people of Earth
578
00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:42,257
were on the exact
same trajectory
579
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,716
as our people had been,
580
00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:46,094
ignoring science
in favor of populist leaders
581
00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:49,055
who tell you that the floods
and the fires and the disease
582
00:30:49,055 --> 00:30:49,973
are unrelated
to your own actions,
583
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:54,102
valuing profit over survival,
584
00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:57,772
treating minor inconveniences
as assaults on your freedom.
585
00:30:57,772 --> 00:31:00,984
And so, we made a vow
to do anything we could
586
00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,235
to change your future.
587
00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:06,114
We made a vow
to make the choices for you
588
00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:07,657
that you were incapable
of making on your own,
589
00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:09,659
to save your people
and your world,
590
00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:12,537
no matter how many lives
it cost us.
591
00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:15,707
♪ (MUSIC SWELLS) ♪
592
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:20,795
Murn disagreed with our methods.
593
00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:24,424
He didn't think we had the right
to impose our will.
594
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:26,968
But you're one of us,
595
00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:30,680
Christopher Smith.
596
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,473
- ♪ (MUSIC GAINS MOMENTUM) ♪
- Please, God...
597
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:35,101
- (GRUNTS)
- (SCREAMS)
598
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:37,979
...I'll do
whatever you want me to do...
599
00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:40,398
(GRUNTS)
600
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:46,321
...for peace.
601
00:31:48,948 --> 00:31:51,784
♪ (MUSIC SOFTENS) ♪
602
00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:53,953
Thank you for feeding me
and talking to me
603
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:55,455
and showing me kindness.
604
00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:59,876
I see who you are
and I see your character.
605
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:03,921
I tried telling you yesterday,
in the jar.
606
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:07,717
Peace sign.
607
00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:14,891
Please, fulfill your calling.
608
00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:17,685
Be the Peacemaker.
609
00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:21,272
Join us in saving your planet.
610
00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,318
What do you say?
611
00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:27,028
♪ (CRESCENDO, SILENCE) ♪
612
00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:27,987
(GULPS)
613
00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:30,823
Activate Human Torpedo.
614
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,077
- SOPHIE: What?
- LEOTA: (GROANS)
615
00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,411
(SCREAMS)
616
00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:36,954
- (ROARS IN PAIN)
- (SOPHIE GRUNTS)
617
00:32:38,331 --> 00:32:40,083
(GRUNTS)
618
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,544
- Sorry, Goff.
- (GRUNTS)
619
00:32:44,962 --> 00:32:46,089
(GROWLS)
620
00:32:46,547 --> 00:32:49,550
(SPLASHING)
621
00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:53,304
Oh, what the fuck?
622
00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:56,391
(GROANS) Fucking disgusting!
623
00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:58,267
(GROANS, SPITS)
624
00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,395
(GASPS, COUGHS)
625
00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:02,063
(SPITS, GROANS)
626
00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:08,528
- (COUGHS, SIGHS)
- (GRUNTS)
627
00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:11,155
- (SIGHS)
- Thank you.
628
00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:15,868
- (GROANS)
- (BUTTERFLY SQUEAKING)
629
00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:20,415
- (LEOTA GROANS)
- (SQUEAKS)
630
00:33:22,875 --> 00:33:22,917
(LEOTA GROANS)
631
00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:25,920
(GROANS)
632
00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:37,724
VIGILANTE: Hey, guys, what's up?
633
00:33:39,475 --> 00:33:41,436
(PANTS)
634
00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:48,401
(GROANS, PANTS)
635
00:33:49,944 --> 00:33:52,697
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
636
00:34:08,087 --> 00:34:11,257
♪ (SOMBER, DRAMATIC
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
637
00:34:24,645 --> 00:34:26,856
(LIGHTNING CRACKLING)
638
00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:38,493
You're late,
you fucking dickheads!
639
00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:44,957
Go fuck another fish, asshole.
640
00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:49,337
I'm so fucking sick
of that rumor.
641
00:34:50,963 --> 00:34:52,089
It's not a rumor.
642
00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:54,592
Fuck you, Barry.
643
00:34:55,551 --> 00:34:56,719
(CHUCKLES)
644
00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,223
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
645
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:15,613
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
646
00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:17,323
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
647
00:35:17,323 --> 00:35:19,367
Let's go.
648
00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:23,079
RECEPTIONIST OVER PA:
649
00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,039
Dr. David, telephone, please.
650
00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:31,838
(VIGILANTE SIGHS)
651
00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:35,383
Dude, you're shot.
You gotta be admitted.
652
00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:39,220
VIGILANTE: I'm fine, seriously.
All I need is a good nap.
653
00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,351
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
654
00:35:50,064 --> 00:35:51,732
Did you hear all that stuff
Goff said?
655
00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:53,693
Yep.
656
00:35:55,611 --> 00:35:57,613
(SIGHS)
657
00:35:58,114 --> 00:35:59,448
Did I just...
658
00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:01,200
kill the world?
659
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:04,829
Maybe.
660
00:36:06,372 --> 00:36:09,500
Or maybe you just gave us
a chance to make our own choices
661
00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:11,335
instead of our bug overlords.
662
00:36:15,631 --> 00:36:17,967
Why did you choose
not to help them?
663
00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:23,431
Because of your proto-fascist
libertarian idea of freedom?
664
00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:30,354
Because I knew they'd hurt you
and the others if I did.
665
00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:36,444
Yeah.
666
00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:39,280
I'm sorry I betrayed you.
667
00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:42,408
I know.
668
00:36:47,246 --> 00:36:49,332
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
669
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:52,168
(SIGHS)
670
00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:54,462
Where you going?
671
00:36:57,548 --> 00:36:58,507
To do the right thing.
672
00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:01,135
PEACEMAKER: Ads.
673
00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:04,138
Don't tell V, but...
674
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,141
after Eagly...
675
00:37:08,935 --> 00:37:10,311
you're my BFF.
676
00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:13,814
♪ ("APOLOGIZE"
BY THE LAS VEGAS PLAYING) ♪
677
00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:29,413
♪ Well, you know my game
Dirty like my name ♪
678
00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:37,088
♪ And you're an angel
You're perfection in every way ♪
679
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:40,257
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
680
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:45,179
LEOTA: Yes, that does mean
681
00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:47,348
Christopher Smith
never wrote any diary.
682
00:37:49,183 --> 00:37:50,142
Both the Peacemaker
683
00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:53,771
and the costumed crime fighter
Vigilante
684
00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:55,564
were working
in a deep-cover operation
685
00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:59,527
for the U.S. Government
called "Project Butterfly."
686
00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:00,861
This is all part
of a black-ops program
687
00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,864
known as "Task Force X,"
688
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:07,410
where convicted criminals
are undertaking
dangerous missions
689
00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:09,036
for the United States
690
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,081
in exchange for time
off their sentences.
691
00:38:13,332 --> 00:38:15,376
It's been running for years
out of Belle Reve prison,
692
00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:18,754
under the command of a...
693
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,591
of a woman
named Amanda Waller...
694
00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:25,094
- What the fuck? - ...who happens to be my mother.
695
00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:28,848
- (JOURNALISTS CLAMORING)
- (SIGHS)
696
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:31,976
LEOTA: Now, I'm calling
for an immediate investigation
697
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:32,977
- into these inhumane...
- Mr. Smith?
698
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:34,437
LEOTA: ...abuses of power.
699
00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:43,320
♪ Well, I want you to know ♪
700
00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:46,490
♪ That no matter how this goes ♪
701
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:54,123
♪ Are you listening?
Tell me, are you listening? ♪
702
00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:55,458
Yeah... ♪
703
00:38:57,251 --> 00:39:00,087
I heard you've been out there
for days.
704
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:06,093
♪ Every time I made you wait
Every time you lie awake ♪
705
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:09,930
♪ And you swore my name
For my bad mistake ♪
706
00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:14,435
♪ Every time I lie to you ♪
707
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:17,229
♪ I wish I would'a
Told the truth ♪
708
00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:20,191
♪ For all those times ♪
709
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:24,236
♪ I apologize to you ♪
710
00:39:24,653 --> 00:39:26,405
(BARKING)
711
00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:33,996
♪ Every time I kiss your lips
It drives me crazy ♪
712
00:39:35,956 --> 00:39:38,834
♪ You're beautiful, beautiful ♪
713
00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:42,505
♪ Yeah ♪
714
00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:49,595
(GATE LOCK BEEPS)
715
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:57,269
(GATE LOCKING)
716
00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:16,413
♪ Every time I come home late ♪
717
00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:20,084
♪ Every time I made you wait ♪
718
00:40:21,335 --> 00:40:24,088
-♪ Every night you lied awake ♪
- (CHUCKLES)
719
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:28,467
♪ And you swore my name
For my bad mistake, yeah ♪
720
00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:31,011
♪ Every time I lie to you ♪
721
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:34,682
♪ I wish I would'a
Told the truth ♪
722
00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:40,437
♪ For all those times
I apologize ♪
723
00:40:41,188 --> 00:40:45,109
♪ For all of those times ♪
724
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:48,070
- I apologize ♪
- (SOBS)
725
00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:51,365
Fuck it! Fuck it! Go, go, go!
726
00:40:51,365 --> 00:40:52,741
- (VIGILANTE SCREAMS)
- (SCREAMS) Fuck!
727
00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:55,369
(EXPLOSION)
728
00:40:55,369 --> 00:40:57,580
- (VIGILANTE LAUGHS)
- (GRUNTS)
729
00:40:57,580 --> 00:41:00,291
- (VIGILANTE LAUGHS)
- (SCREAMS)
730
00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:05,629
- (VIGILANTE CHEERS)
- (LAUGHS)
731
00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:09,091
♪ Every time I come home late ♪
732
00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:15,431
♪ Every time I made you wait
Every time you lie awake ♪
733
00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:20,269
♪ And you swore my name
For my bad mistake, yeah ♪
734
00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:22,813
♪ Every time I lie to you ♪
735
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:26,400
- (KNOCKING ON WINDOW) -♪ I wish I would'a Told the truth ♪
736
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,068
(CHITTERING)
737
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:30,237
(SQUEAKS)
738
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:33,616
I apologize... ♪
739
00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:36,577
- (BUTTERFLY SQUEAKS)
- (SCREECHES)
740
00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:40,873
♪ For all those time
I apologize ♪
741
00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:47,796
♪ To you, to you
To you, to you, yeah ♪
742
00:41:48,547 --> 00:41:50,633
(SQUEAKS)
743
00:41:50,633 --> 00:42:03,771
♪ To you, to you, to you, yeah ♪
744
00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:05,189
(EAGLY SCREECHING)
745
00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:11,737
To you, to you, yeah ♪
746
00:42:36,053 --> 00:42:37,429
(EAGLY CHATTERING)
747
00:42:44,186 --> 00:42:47,982
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
748
00:42:50,609 --> 00:42:53,696
♪ ("YOU CAN'T KILL
MY ROCK 'N ROLL"
BY HARDCORE SUPERSTAR PLAYING) ♪
749
00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:01,787
♪ Down, down that beat
To the floor ♪
750
00:43:01,787 --> 00:43:08,127
♪ You can't kill
My rock 'n' roll ♪
751
00:43:08,127 --> 00:43:10,713
♪ I wanna go out ♪
752
00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:16,135
♪ I wanna go out tonight ♪
753
00:43:16,135 --> 00:43:19,680
Need to see the ones I like ♪
754
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:23,058
♪ No hard times
Just pure delight ♪
755
00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:28,856
♪ I call you up
What's on your mind ♪
756
00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:34,862
♪ Why can't you come
Let's not waste more time ♪
757
00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:38,741
♪ Down, down that beat
To the floor ♪
758
00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:42,911
♪ What we are living for ♪
759
00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:46,290
♪ Don't be a whiny bore ♪
760
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:52,963
♪ You can't kill
My rock 'n' roll ♪
761
00:43:53,797 --> 00:44:00,429
♪ Stand down for rock 'n' roll ♪
762
00:44:00,429 --> 00:44:03,223
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
763
00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:05,809
If you're gonna be sarcastic,
you should really warn people,
764
00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:06,894
- so there's no confusion.
- What?
765
00:44:06,894 --> 00:44:11,565
For instance, like,
I'm about to be sarcastic, okay?
766
00:44:11,565 --> 00:44:13,442
- Okay.
- You're not fat at all.
767
00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:16,236
- See?
- Why are you all so obsessed
768
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,614
- with my physical appearance?
- Sarcasm.
769
00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:21,241
I haven't noticed you eating
way more corn chips
770
00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:22,576
than any one human being
should eat,
771
00:44:22,576 --> 00:44:25,913
and I'm not worried
that you're gonna die.
772
00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:26,914
But I-- I am worried
that you're gonna die.
773
00:44:26,914 --> 00:44:28,707
Thanks.