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♪ (“IF YOU REALLY REALLY LOVE
ME” BY STEEL PANTHER PLAYING) ♪

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<i>♪ If you really, really
Really, really love me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Then you really, really
Really gotta show me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't whine when I put it
In your booty ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Or if I'm up all night
Playin' Call of Duty ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Never hassle me
Because I'm unemployed ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If I sleep all day
Don't get annoyed... ♪</i>

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I know I'm the last person
that you want to hear from
right now, Chris,

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and I--

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I can't apologize enough for--

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I know that you're mad,

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but from the bottom
of my heart--

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I really am sorry,
I'm just trying to--

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What were you gonna say?

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I was saying--

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I am just trying to apologize!

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And I just thought
you were my fucking friend!

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Set me up to take the fall
and then you try
to send me to prison,

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and you think "I'm sorry"
is gonna cut it?

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- "Cut it!"
- Dude, we're off it!

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- We are?
- I am getting so many moral judgments from people

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who regularly kill people.

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I don't kill people
for nothing, all right?

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- When my brother died, I made a vow--
- Right, "the vow."

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- Anyone I'd kill, I'd kill for peace.
- Oh, Jesus.

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So, unlike Keith,
no one would ever die
for no reason again.

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Well, that's fucking stupid!

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So, you're gonna make it
so that death
isn't meaningless anymore?

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Go fuck yourself!

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I read your file, Chris.

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It was an accident!
You were a child!

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Don't forgive me, that's fine.

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But stop letting that shit
define who you are.

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Are you guys
serious right now?

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We just had a really sick time
murdering Peacemaker's dad,

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then all these hilarious
fart jokes,

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just, like,
an all-time classic run,

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with my best friend,
my second-best friend, Eagly,

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my fifth best friend, Adebayo,
and now you guys are ruining it.

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<i>♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it?</i> ♪

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♪ ("DO YA WANNA TASTE IT"
BY WIG WAM PLAYING) ♪

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<i>-♪ Get it on ♪
- ♪ Get on top ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Make a move extreme ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Make a pose ♪
- ♪ Shortcut to your dreams ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I float straight to the stars
On that flying thing ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Getting high ♪
- ♪ Getting brave ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Getting snow-blind, game ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Set, go ♪
- ♪ Pick a tune, chick harpoon ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In a world beyond ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Got a beat, got a heat
On a phony string ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Tear your world apart
Once the magic starts ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What's going up
Must come down ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Blind to what
You'll soon become ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The mirror lies
The whole world's wrong ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ But you ♪
- ♪ Dancing with blinkers on ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Throw your dog
The invisible bone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What's going up
Must come down ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Blind to what
You'll soon become ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The mirror lies
The whole world's wrong ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ But you ♪
- ♪ Dancing with blinkers on ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Throw your dog
The invisible bone ♪</i>

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Mom, there are way more
Butterflies than we thought

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and the whole team is injured.
So, I was thinking, like,

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maybe you could call in
the Justice League?

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No, I'm not kidding.

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Can you believe Amanda Waller
is her fucking mother?

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- Yes.
- Do we have time to wait for backup?

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No. They're teleporting
the creature out of here!

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Mom, they're teleporting
the creature out of here.

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This is our only chance
to stop them,

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then we're back
to square-fucking-one.

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Then we're back to square one.

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All right.

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All right, I will tell her.

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Fine. My mom says
you're in charge

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and Economos and I
should stay back
in case anything goes wrong.

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Copy, Mom.

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Yes, ma'am.

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How much longer
is it going to be?

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The teleporter is nearly
installed and functional.

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As soon it is, we'll move her
to the Eastern Base.

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Quickly, please.

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Forces could arrive any minute,
and without her, we're all dead.

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If Waller is your mom,
why is your last name Adebayo?

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I took my wife's name.

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Doesn't that make you
the girl in the relationship?

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We're both girls
in the relationship, Adrian.

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That's what being a lesbian is.

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Hey, Peacemaker...

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what do these do?

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This is Underwater World,
allows you to breathe underwater.

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Okay, not sure
how we can use that.

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This one's Scabies For All.
Upon activation,

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it gives everybody
in a one-mile radius scabies,

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except, of course,
the wearer of the helmet.

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This one is Anti-Gravity.
Allows you to float.

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- Aimlessly?
- No. I carry a tiny hand fan to guide me.

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This is Sonic Boom.
It's the one I used
to stop the rocker chick.

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How many booms does it produce
on one charge?

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I don't know,
three, maybe four.

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This one,
we should just throw away.

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What is it?
- Human Torpedo.

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So, you aim your head
at whatever you want to destroy

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- and you become a--
- Human torpedo.

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Sweet.

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Yeah, only sweet if you wanna
risk shattering every bone
in your body.

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It's just a prototype.

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Okay, so let's say I want to get
this Sonic Boom helmet

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onto the top of that barn
over there without being seen?

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Just the helmet itself?

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No. I'm gonna put a walkie in it
and activate it from here.

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And then maybe you can put on
Activate Anti-Gravity

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and just float it over there.

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- Uh, guys?
- Okay, I forgot my tiny hand fan,

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but, you know...
...once in the jungles
of Cambodia,

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I used two
oversized palm fronds as--

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Guys!

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Fuck! Deactivate Anti-Gravity!
Deactivate Anti-Gravity!

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Did you say
"Activate Anti-Gravity?"

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No. Maybe. I don't know.

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You can't fucking say that shit!

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- I didn't know it was that voice sensitive!
- Fuck it, no big deal.

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I didn't just kill the only man
who knows how to make it.

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You did just kill the only man
who knows how to make it.

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I know, bro!
I was being sarcastic.

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If you're gonna be sarcastic,
you should really warn people

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so there's no confusion.

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Okay, so how do we get
the Sonic Boom Helmet

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over to the barn?

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Well, we can shoot
a fishing line over to the barn

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from one of these trees here,
and just let the helmet
slide down.

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- Like Green Arrow?
- No, not like Green Arrow.

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That dude goes
to Brony conventions

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dressed as the back half
of Twilight Sparkle

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with a four-inch-wide butthole
drilled in the costume.

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Maybe it's so
he can breathe properly.

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You actually believe that shit?

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He has an insane story
for every single superhero.

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No, I actually heard
that's true about Green Arrow.

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But that's the first thing
he's said that's real.

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- And Aquaman fucking fish.
- Well, yeah, obviously.

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Look, it doesn't even matter
we don't have any bows.

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But we do have a team member
capable of flight.

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Get the fuck out.

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That's right. Good. Okay.

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I need you
to take that helmet...

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...and drop it on top of that barn.

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No way can an eagle understand
what you're saying.

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Oh, Eagly's no ordinary eagle.

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No, Eagly, take it.

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No, Eagly, just, take--

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Take the helmet.

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Take it! Take it.

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I know you don't like her.

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The mean, blonde woman
has nothing to do with this.

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- No, no.
- No.

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- No. No.
- Eagly. Take the helmet.

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- Take the helmet.
- Eagly, take the helmet.

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Eagly, take the helmet.

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Good, Eagly, good. Good boy.

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Go, Eagly.

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Go to the barn. Go to the barn.

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Shit.

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I knew there was no way he knew
what you were talking about!

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Peacemaker is a great guy
in almost every way,

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but his biggest flaw

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is that he commonly
overestimates Eagly's abilities.

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Okay, they could be teleporting
this cow at any minute.

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We need to fan out
and look for the helmet.

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Easy. Easy.

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Do you see anything over there?

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I saw a squirrel
a couple seconds ago. Ants.

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No, dude.
I'm talking about the helmet.

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Well, then you should
be more specific.

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We're looking for a helmet,
why do I care if you saw ants?

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Because
the circle of life, bro.

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What do ants have to do
with the circle of life?

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They're one
of the most important

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parts of it.

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How are ants
a more important part

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of the circle of life
than, like, fish?

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Is that
a serious question?

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What?

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There are shitloads of ants.

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How many fish are there?

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I don't know! But probably
as many as there are ants!

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Not in one place

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at the same time, dude.

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Okay, I am as confused as fuck
by this conversation.

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Yeah? Well, welcome
to the fucking club!

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Oh, fuck.

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So...

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...why'd you change your mind
and decide to come?

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I saw an eagle hug a human.

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So, I thought
maybe it was a sign.

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- To risk your life?
- Yep.

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Why wasn't it a sign to, like,
run in the opposite direction?

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Fuck!

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We're never gonna find
this dumb fucking hat.

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You thought you could lose me
by killing me, boy?

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I'm in your head.
I'm the reason you kill

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and the reason
you can't sleep at night.

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My body may be gone,

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but the rest of me
is right here!

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- And I ain't going nowhere!
- Shit.

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- The fuck are you doing?
- Getting my poison blow gun, fucko.

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Well, why don't you just go
for your piece, cumstain?

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You're metaphorical, douchewad.
My gun is real.

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I don't want the Butterflies
to hear.

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I almost tricked you,
fuck nugget.

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You didn't trick shit,
you ballsack-looking fuck.

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I immediately went
for my blow gun.

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I didn't think for a second
about going for my gun!

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How do you like that, huh?

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Thanks for coming back, ghost,

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so I could kill you
all over again.

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Smith?

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- What are you doing?
- Nothing.

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Holy shit.

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Whoa.

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I need you to do
something else for me.

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Are you fucking kidding me?

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The only way for us to get
the helmet inside of the barn

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is by one of us
going in undercover.

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They're gonna notice Adebayo
and me with these injuries.

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Cool. I'll do it.

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You can't do it, man.
Goff knows what we look like.

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I'll wear a funny nose.

235
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,695
John, you're the only one.

236
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,989
I don't even want to be here.
And why are these wet?

237
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,991
- I washed them in the creek.
- Why?

238
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,909
One of the things us warriors
seldom talk about

239
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,161
is how often people
shit themselves when they die.

240
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,205
It's a touch of gray
in the white cloud
of kicking ass.

241
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,582
So, now, you want me
to risk my life

242
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,875
while wearing diarrhea pants?

243
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,169
Hey, nobody said anything
about diarrhea.
I said it was shit.

244
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,128
- Was it diarrhea?
- Yes, it was.

245
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:37,006
John, you can do this.
Just act like they act.

246
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,424
- Don't show any expression.
- Yeah, like Harcourt.

247
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,843
Eat my dick, Schwarze-never.

248
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,136
They're aliens.
Do they even speak English?

249
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:45,097
They retain the memories
of the bodies
they've taken over.

250
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,141
So, they seem to primarily
use English when communicating.

251
00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,976
Fuck. Fine!

252
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:50,853
Would you look away?

253
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:52,813
Happily.

254
00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,070
<i>John, you copy?</i>
- Yes. Copy.

255
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:02,990
<i>Don't look back!</i>

256
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:10,664
They're everywhere.
This is fucking stupid.

257
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,249
Remain calm.

258
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,710
<i>Head towards the barn
like you know what you're doing.</i>

259
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,712
<i>- Relax your face.</i>
- Shut up, I know.

260
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,198
Hey!

261
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:46,825
Fuck.

262
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:51,997
Where are you going?

263
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:55,042
- I'm going inside.
- Why?

264
00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,797
Fuck!

265
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,509
Because of this bag.

266
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,636
What the fuck does that mean?

267
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,434
Okay. Just wanted to make sure.

268
00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:19,608
How the fuck did that work?

269
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:36,792
I have a real bad gag reflex.

270
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:40,254
Oh, shit.
I'm good. I'm good.

271
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:41,589
Would you shut the fuck up?

272
00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:47,803
I can't do this.

273
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,140
I can't do this.

274
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,475
<i>John, you're already inside.</i>

275
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,893
<i>You're doing great.</i>

276
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,396
<i>Please. What's there?</i>

277
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:03,068
Uh... Stairs...

278
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:05,988
and an elevator.

279
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,616
<i>An elevator's noisy.
Head down the stairwell.</i>

280
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,492
Yeah, of course.

281
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,244
You head down
the fucking stairwell.

282
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,674
John, don't creep.
You have to act normal,

283
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,509
like you're supposed
to be there.

284
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,596
<i>We just need you to place
the helmet down
as low as possible.</i>

285
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,714
Oh, no.

286
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,342
♪

287
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,849
<i>John?</i>

288
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,520
<i>John, you copy?</i>

289
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:30,030
Uh-uh. Fuck it. No more kaijus.
No more kaijus.

290
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,491
<i>- Fuck this.</i>
- John, do you copy?

291
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:36,120
<i>Jesus fuckin' Christ.
What the fuck is that?</i>

292
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:41,041
<i>The fuck is that?</i>

293
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,751
"Cow," my ass.
It's a motherfucking caterpillar

294
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,421
<i>the size
of the Empire State Building.</i>

295
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,757
Get ready.

296
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,051
We need to get
the fuck out of here.

297
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:51,218
Hey!

298
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,554
Fuck.

299
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,978
The man you've taken over.

300
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,815
Why did he do that to his beard?

301
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,526
<i>Do what?</i>

302
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:10,946
Why did he color his beard
all strange like that?

303
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,048
He thought it made him look
younger and more handsome.

304
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,010
<i>He never had a girlfriend,</i>

305
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,429
<i>so he thought dying his beard
might help.</i>

306
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:41,393
But he was also lazy...
and busy with his job...

307
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,355
and he wouldn't dye
his roots regularly.

308
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:47,858
<i>And when he did,
he used the cheapest brand,</i>

309
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:51,028
<i>because he was
incredibly underpaid.</i>

310
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,366
Mostly, though...

311
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,579
he never thought
anybody noticed...

312
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,666
<i>until recently...</i>

313
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,046
<i>when one guy said it to him
all the time.</i>

314
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,778
Humans can be really pathetic.

315
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,198
Yeah.

316
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,372
Fine, I dye my beard, all right?

317
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,249
<i>We all know it.
I guess I learned my lesson.</i>

318
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:48,669
L'Oréal probably is worth
the extra few bucks.

319
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:49,711
Hey!

320
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,631
That guy
just put this down here!

321
00:18:58,178 --> 00:18:59,638
- Fuck! Do it, now! Do it.
- Activate Sonic--

322
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,974
What the fuck?

323
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:09,147
- How did that even happen?
- My hands are sweaty!

324
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:14,903
♪

325
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:26,123
Get the fuck off me!

326
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,167
Activate Sonic Boom.

327
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:36,425
No.

328
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,103
Wait.

329
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,156
<i>Now!</i>
- Activate Sonic Boom.

330
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,795
Fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck.

331
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,340
Activate Sonic Boom.

332
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,304
No.

333
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,452
Activate Sonic Boom.

334
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,246
Yep, that's it for the charges.

335
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,962
No!

336
00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:08,183
Look, I can help.

337
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:09,643
We need you to stay here, Ads.

338
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,770
If something happens to us,
you're the only hope.

339
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:13,814
The fuck am I?

340
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,233
What's the plan, man?

341
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:18,193
Let's go kill a cow.

342
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:23,532
<i>♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪</i>

343
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,867
♪ ("DO YA WANNA TASTE IT"
BY WIG WAM PLAYING) ♪

344
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,458
<i>Get it on ♪</i>

345
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,752
<i>-♪ Get on top ♪
- ♪ Make a move extreme ♪</i>

346
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,380
<i>-♪ Make a pose ♪
- ♪ Shortcut to your dreams ♪</i>

347
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,716
<i>♪ I float straight to the stars
On that flying thing ♪</i>

348
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,761
<i>-♪ Getting high ♪
- ♪ Getting brave ♪</i>

349
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:45,971
<i>♪ Getting snow-blind, game ♪</i>

350
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:46,888
<i>-♪ Set, go ♪
- ♪ Pick a tune, chick harpoon ♪</i>

351
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,140
<i>♪ In a world beyond ♪</i>

352
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,398
<i>♪ Once the magic starts ♪</i>

353
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:59,443
<i>♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪</i>

354
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,903
<i>What's going up Must come down ♪</i>

355
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,906
<i>Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪</i>

356
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,117
<i>♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪</i>

357
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,244
<i>♪ Blind to what
You'll soon become ♪</i>

358
00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:12,039
<i>♪ The mirror lies
The whole world's wrong ♪</i>

359
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:14,916
<i>-♪ But you ♪
- ♪ Dancing with blinkers on ♪</i>

360
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,293
<i>Throw your dog The invisible bone ♪</i>

361
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:30,515
<i>Say I do, say I will And put your jet in gear ♪</i>

362
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:33,101
<i>♪ Anything to get you
Out of here ♪</i>

363
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,063
<i>Gotta go hit that ride To the setting sun ♪</i>

364
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:39,441
Chris! Go kill the cow!
We'll hold them off here!

365
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:42,444
<i>♪ Gotta leave this mess behind
Gotta cruise from the blues ♪</i>

366
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:45,280
<i>♪ Got a life to find
What you need's there to read ♪</i>

367
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,866
<i>-♪ On the dotted line ♪
- ♪ Kill your self-control... ♪</i>

368
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,203
Don't fuck
with my BFF.

369
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,956
<i>♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪</i>

370
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,500
<i>♪ What's going up
Must come down ♪</i>

371
00:22:56,500 --> 00:23:00,378
<i>♪ Do ya really wanna
Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪</i>

372
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,257
<i>♪ Blind to what
You'll soon become ♪</i>

373
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:06,718
<i>♪ The mirror lies
The whole world's wrong ♪</i>

374
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,678
<i>-♪ But you ♪
- ♪ Dancing with blinkers on ♪</i>

375
00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:12,265
<i>♪ Throw your dog The invisible bone ♪</i>

376
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:31,827
Oh, darn it.

377
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:37,457
<i>♪ A devil in disguise... ♪</i>

378
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:48,718
<i>♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪</i>

379
00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,012
<i>♪ Blind to what
You'll soon become ♪</i>

380
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,640
<i>♪ The mirror lies
The whole world's wrong ♪</i>

381
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,434
<i>-♪ But you ♪
- ♪ Dancing with blinkers on ♪</i>

382
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,562
<i>♪ Throw your dog
The invisible bone ♪</i>

383
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,983
<i>Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪</i>

384
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,609
<i>♪ What's going up
Must come down ♪</i>

385
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:08,155
<i>♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪</i>

386
00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:09,614
<i>♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪</i>

387
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,283
<i>♪ Blind to what
You'll soon become ♪</i>

388
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:14,369
<i>♪ The mirror lies
The whole world's wrong ♪</i>

389
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:16,538
<i>-♪ But you ♪
- ♪ Dancing with blinkers on ♪</i>

390
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:19,708
<i>Throw your dog The invisible bone ♪</i>

391
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,211
- Oh, my God.
- What's happening? I can't see.

392
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,089
Harcourt is down!

393
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:29,593
What? The fuck do we do?

394
00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:32,637
Wait, what are you doing?

395
00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:36,933
No, no, Adebayo.
You can't. You'll get hurt!

396
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,603
You can't do this!
Hey, what makes you think
you can do this?

397
00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:43,481
Because I'm made for this shit.

398
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:46,568
Dude, God, damn it!
You're gonna get hurt!

399
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:49,362
Fuck.

400
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:55,410
Oh, what the fuck?

401
00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:56,786
What the fuck?

402
00:24:56,870 --> 00:25:00,415
- Oh, my God! Oh, shit!
- ♪ ♪

403
00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:03,376
- What the fuck?
- ♪ ♪

404
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,696
♪ ♪

405
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:41,831
Stay with me.

406
00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:45,126
Help...

407
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:48,338
- ...Chris.
- I have to get you out of here.

408
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,925
- Go.
- And do what?

409
00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:54,678
Leota!

410
00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:13,989
Be with me, baby Jesus.

411
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:17,784
Okay.

412
00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:33,550
Oh.

413
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,012
Oh.

414
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:51,211
♪

415
00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:53,671
- Goff?
- Yeah.

416
00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:56,800
♪

417
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:33,294
Activate Human Torpedo!

418
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,296
- Adebayo, no!
- ♪ ♪

419
00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:43,680
Oh, Jesus, I told her
not to use that one.

420
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,307
Listen to me.
I have no reason to hurt you.

421
00:28:47,058 --> 00:28:49,227
Stop fighting. Follow me.

422
00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:53,398
♪

423
00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:24,012
Holy cow.

424
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,054
It is.

425
00:29:30,393 --> 00:29:33,313
Good. You found him.

426
00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:40,069
I need three sets of hands
to teleport her away from here.

427
00:29:40,528 --> 00:29:41,696
Come again?

428
00:29:41,696 --> 00:29:43,573
See that switch?
I need you to flip that

429
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,366
while Locke and I
work these two stations

430
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,660
to teleport the cow
to our cavern in Maine.

431
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:48,912
Why the fuck would I help you?

432
00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:50,705
Because I know
that once I tell you the truth,

433
00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:52,540
like I did with Judomaster,
you'll join us.

434
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:54,501
Murn told us the truth already.

435
00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:56,169
You've murdered innocent people
all over the country

436
00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:58,379
by taking them over
in your dipshit quest for power.

437
00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:00,381
We're not doing this for power.

438
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:02,717
We're doing it
because we took a vow.

439
00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:05,762
♪ ♪

440
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,105
Our kind traveled here
from a planet

441
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,565
that had become unlivable.

442
00:30:18,816 --> 00:30:20,527
Your planet had
the habitat we needed,

443
00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:24,364
water to drink,
and air to breathe.

444
00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,199
Your food
couldn't sustain us, but...

445
00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:29,494
...that's why we brought her.

446
00:30:31,287 --> 00:30:33,706
The cow would help the last
of our people survive

447
00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:35,875
for another hundred years.

448
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:39,546
But not long after we arrived,

449
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:40,880
we realized the people of Earth

450
00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:42,257
were on the exact
same trajectory

451
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,716
as our people had been,

452
00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:46,094
ignoring science
in favor of populist leaders

453
00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:49,055
who tell you that the floods
and the fires and the disease

454
00:30:49,055 --> 00:30:49,973
are unrelated
to your own actions,

455
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:54,102
valuing profit over survival,

456
00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:57,772
treating minor inconveniences
as assaults on your freedom.

457
00:30:57,772 --> 00:31:00,984
And so, we made a vow
to do anything we could

458
00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,235
to change your future.

459
00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:06,114
We made a vow
to make the choices for you

460
00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:07,657
that you were incapable
of making on your own,

461
00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:09,659
to save your people
and your world,

462
00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:12,537
no matter how many lives
it cost us.

463
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:20,795
Murn disagreed with our methods.

464
00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:24,424
He didn't think we had the right
to impose our will.

465
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:26,968
But you're one of us,

466
00:31:28,928 --> 00:31:30,680
Christopher Smith.

467
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,473
- ♪ ♪
- Please, God...

468
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:37,979
...I'll do
whatever you want me to do...

469
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:46,321
...for peace.

470
00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:53,953
Thank you for feeding me
and talking to me

471
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:55,455
and showing me kindness.

472
00:31:57,415 --> 00:31:59,876
I see who you are
and I see your character.

473
00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:03,921
I tried telling you yesterday,
in the jar.

474
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:07,717
Peace sign.

475
00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:14,891
Please, fulfill your calling.

476
00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:17,685
Be the Peacemaker.

477
00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:21,272
Join us in saving your planet.

478
00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,318
What do you say?

479
00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:27,028
♪ (CRESCENDO, SILENCE) ♪

480
00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:30,823
Activate Human Torpedo.

481
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,077
What?

482
00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,544
Sorry, Goff.

483
00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:53,304
Oh, what the fuck?

484
00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:56,391
Fucking disgusting!

485
00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:11,155
Thank you.

486
00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:37,724
Hey, guys, what's up?

487
00:34:08,087 --> 00:34:11,257
♪ (SOMBER, DRAMATIC
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

488
00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:38,493
You're late,
you fucking dickheads!

489
00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:44,957
Go fuck another fish, asshole.

490
00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:49,337
I'm so fucking sick
of that rumor.

491
00:34:50,963 --> 00:34:52,089
It's not a rumor.

492
00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:54,592
Fuck you, Barry.

493
00:35:17,323 --> 00:35:19,367
Let's go.

494
00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,039
<i>Dr. David, telephone, please.</i>

495
00:35:33,130 --> 00:35:35,383
Dude, you're shot.
You gotta be admitted.

496
00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:39,220
I'm fine, seriously.
All I need is a good nap.

497
00:35:50,064 --> 00:35:51,732
Did you hear all that stuff
Goff said?

498
00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:53,693
Yep.

499
00:35:58,114 --> 00:35:59,448
Did I just...

500
00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:01,200
kill the world?

501
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:04,829
Maybe.

502
00:36:06,372 --> 00:36:09,500
Or maybe you just gave us
a chance to make our own choices

503
00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:11,335
instead of our bug overlords.

504
00:36:15,631 --> 00:36:17,967
Why did you choose
not to help them?

505
00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:23,431
Because of your proto-fascist
libertarian idea of freedom?

506
00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:30,354
Because I knew they'd hurt you
and the others if I did.

507
00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:36,444
Yeah.

508
00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:39,280
I'm sorry I betrayed you.

509
00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:42,408
I know.

510
00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:54,462
Where you going?

511
00:36:57,548 --> 00:36:58,507
To do the right thing.

512
00:37:00,384 --> 00:37:01,135
Ads.

513
00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:04,138
Don't tell V, but...

514
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,141
after Eagly...

515
00:37:08,935 --> 00:37:10,311
you're my BFF.

516
00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:13,814
♪ ("APOLOGIZE"
BY THE LAS VEGAS PLAYING) ♪

517
00:37:23,115 --> 00:37:29,413
<i>♪ Well, you know my game
Dirty like my name ♪</i>

518
00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:37,088
<i>♪ And you're an angel
You're perfection in every way ♪</i>

519
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:45,179
<i>Yes, that does mean</i>

520
00:37:45,179 --> 00:37:47,348
<i>Christopher Smith
never wrote any diary.</i>

521
00:37:49,183 --> 00:37:50,142
<i>Both the Peacemaker</i>

522
00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:53,771
<i>and the costumed crime fighter
Vigilante</i>

523
00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:55,564
<i>were working
in a deep-cover operation</i>

524
00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:59,527
<i>for the U.S. Government
called "Project Butterfly."</i>

525
00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:00,861
<i>This is all part
of a black-ops program</i>

526
00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,864
<i>known as "Task Force X,"</i>

527
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:07,410
<i>where convicted criminals
are undertaking
dangerous missions</i>

528
00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:09,036
<i>for the United States</i>

529
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,081
<i>in exchange for time
off their sentences.</i>

530
00:38:13,332 --> 00:38:15,376
<i>It's been running for years
out of Belle Reve prison,</i>

531
00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:18,754
<i>under the command of a...</i>

532
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,591
<i>of a woman
named Amanda Waller...</i>

533
00:38:22,675 --> 00:38:25,094
What the fuck? <i>- ...who happens to be my mother.</i>

534
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:31,976
<i>Now, I'm calling
for an immediate investigation</i>

535
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:32,977
<i>- into these inhumane...</i>
- Mr. Smith?

536
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:34,437
<i>...abuses of power.</i>

537
00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:43,320
<i>♪ Well, I want you to know ♪</i>

538
00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:46,490
<i>♪ That no matter how this goes ♪</i>

539
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:54,123
<i>♪ Are you listening?
Tell me, are you listening? ♪</i>

540
00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:55,458
<i>Yeah... ♪</i>

541
00:38:57,251 --> 00:39:00,087
I heard you've been out there
for days.

542
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:06,093
<i>♪ Every time I made you wait
Every time you lie awake ♪</i>

543
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:09,930
<i>♪ And you swore my name
For my bad mistake ♪</i>

544
00:39:10,014 --> 00:39:14,435
<i>♪ Every time I lie to you ♪</i>

545
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:17,229
<i>♪ I wish I would'a
Told the truth ♪</i>

546
00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:20,191
<i>♪ For all those times ♪</i>

547
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:24,236
<i>♪ I apologize to you ♪</i>

548
00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:33,996
<i>♪ Every time I kiss your lips
It drives me crazy ♪</i>

549
00:39:35,956 --> 00:39:38,834
<i>♪ You're beautiful, beautiful ♪</i>

550
00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:42,505
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

551
00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:16,413
<i>♪ Every time I come home late ♪</i>

552
00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:20,084
<i>♪ Every time I made you wait ♪</i>

553
00:40:21,335 --> 00:40:24,088
<i>♪ Every night you lied awake ♪</i>

554
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:28,467
<i>♪ And you swore my name
For my bad mistake, yeah ♪</i>

555
00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:31,011
<i>♪ Every time I lie to you ♪</i>

556
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:34,682
<i>♪ I wish I would'a
Told the truth ♪</i>

557
00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:40,437
<i>♪ For all those times
I apologize ♪</i>

558
00:40:41,188 --> 00:40:45,109
<i>♪ For all of those times ♪</i>

559
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:48,070
<i>I apologize ♪</i>

560
00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:51,365
Fuck it! Fuck it! Go, go, go!

561
00:40:51,365 --> 00:40:52,741
Fuck!

562
00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:09,091
<i>♪ Every time I come home late ♪</i>

563
00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:15,431
<i>♪ Every time I made you wait
Every time you lie awake ♪</i>

564
00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:20,269
<i>♪ And you swore my name
For my bad mistake, yeah ♪</i>

565
00:41:20,269 --> 00:41:22,813
<i>♪ Every time I lie to you ♪</i>

566
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:26,400
<i>-♪ I wish I would'a Told the truth ♪</i>

567
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:33,616
<i>I apologize... ♪</i>

568
00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:40,873
<i>♪ For all those time
I apologize</i> ♪

569
00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:47,796
<i>♪ To you, to you
To you, to you, yeah ♪</i>

570
00:41:50,633 --> 00:42:03,771
<i>♪ To you, to you, to you, yeah ♪</i>

571
00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:11,737
<i>To you, to you, yeah ♪</i>

572
00:42:50,609 --> 00:42:53,696
♪ ("YOU CAN'T KILL
MY ROCK 'N ROLL"
BY HARDCORE SUPERSTAR PLAYING) ♪

573
00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:01,787
<i>♪ Down, down that beat
To the floor</i> ♪

574
00:43:01,787 --> 00:43:08,127
<i>♪ You can't kill
My rock 'n' roll ♪</i>

575
00:43:08,127 --> 00:43:10,713
<i>♪ I wanna go out ♪</i>

576
00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:16,135
<i>♪ I wanna go out tonight ♪</i>

577
00:43:16,135 --> 00:43:19,680
<i>Need to see the ones I like ♪</i>

578
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:23,058
<i>♪ No hard times
Just pure delight ♪</i>

579
00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:28,856
<i>♪ I call you up
What's on your mind ♪</i>

580
00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:34,862
<i>♪ Why can't you come
Let's not waste more time ♪</i>

581
00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:38,741
<i>♪ Down, down that beat
To the floor ♪</i>

582
00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:42,911
<i>♪ What we are living for ♪</i>

583
00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:46,290
<i>♪ Don't be a whiny bore ♪</i>

584
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:52,963
<i>♪ You can't kill
My rock 'n' roll ♪</i>

585
00:43:53,797 --> 00:44:00,429
<i>♪ Stand down for rock 'n' roll ♪</i>

586
00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:05,809
If you're gonna be sarcastic,
you should really warn people,

587
00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:06,894
- so there's no confusion.
- What?

588
00:44:06,894 --> 00:44:11,565
For instance, like,
I'm about to be sarcastic, okay?

589
00:44:11,565 --> 00:44:13,442
- Okay.
- You're not fat at all.

590
00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:16,236
- See?
- Why are you all so obsessed

591
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,614
- with my physical appearance?
- Sarcasm.

592
00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:21,241
I haven't noticed you eating
way more corn chips

593
00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:22,576
than any one human being
should eat,

594
00:44:22,576 --> 00:44:25,913
and I'm not worried
that you're gonna die.

595
00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:26,914
But I-- I am worried
that you're gonna die.

596
00:44:26,914 --> 00:44:28,707
Thanks.

