1 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:16,266 What? 2 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:18,143 What the fuck is Project Butterfly? 3 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,061 What? 4 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:22,147 - Well, we got a situation here. - What? 5 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:24,774 I hooked up with a chick, and I'm not saying that to make you jealous. 6 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,652 I'm saying it because she was a metahuman freak that threw me around the room 7 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:30,113 like an angry kid with his little sister's Cabbage Patch Doll! 8 00:00:30,113 --> 00:00:30,989 Oh, fuck! 9 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:33,408 Where is she now? 10 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:34,784 She's spilled gumbo in the parking lot. 11 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:37,537 But I'm gonna need a new ride. I blew up my car. 12 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:38,496 Are you running? 13 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,582 Going back to get my shit in her apartment! 14 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:43,418 Ah, shit. All right, I'm on my way. 15 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:44,502 I didn't give you the address. 16 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:47,046 Yeah, I can track you through the chip in your head. 17 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,632 Wait, you can't see me jerk off through that thing, can you? 18 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:52,385 It's inside of your fucking skull! How could we-- 19 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,053 I don't know, technology's a beast. 20 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:56,639 Hey, Harcourt, you want to see me rub one out? All you gotta do is ask. 21 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,099 Focus, pervert. 22 00:00:58,183 --> 00:00:59,225 Get your shit and get out of there. 23 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:01,019 All right. I'll meet you outside, somehow. 24 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:16,242 Fuck! 25 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:25,168 New girl! You're driving. 26 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:28,213 Peacemaker just killed a damn butterfly. 27 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:32,425 ♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 28 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:36,971 ♪ ("DO YA WANNA TASTE IT" BY WIG WAM PLAYING) ♪ 29 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,144 -♪ Get it on ♪ - ♪ Get on top ♪ 30 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:45,188 -♪ Make a move extreme ♪ - ♪ Make a pose ♪ 31 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:47,273 ♪ Make a shortcut To your dreams ♪ 32 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:50,109 ♪ Float straight to the stars On that flying thing ♪ 33 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:53,696 -♪ Getting high ♪ - ♪ Getting brave ♪ 34 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,532 -♪ Getting snowblind, game... ♪ - ♪ Set, go ♪ 35 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:58,243 ♪ Pick a tune, chick harpoon In a world beyond ♪ 36 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,703 ♪ Got a beat, got a heat On a phony string ♪ 37 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:05,542 -♪ Tear your world apart ♪ - ♪ Once the magic starts ♪ 38 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:09,337 ♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 39 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:11,047 ♪ What's going up Must come down ♪ 40 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,925 ♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 41 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:16,219 ♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪ 42 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,221 ♪ Blind to what You'll soon become ♪ 43 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:19,722 ♪ The mirror lies The whole world's wrong ♪ 44 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,015 -♪ But you ♪ 45 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,935 ♪ Dancing with Your blinkers on ♪ 46 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:26,437 ♪ Throw your dog The invisible bone ♪ 47 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:30,066 ♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 48 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:31,901 ♪ What's going up Must come down ♪ 49 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,779 ♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 50 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:39,158 -♪ Baby you're losing ground ♪ - ♪ Blind to what You'll soon become ♪ 51 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,744 ♪ The mirror lies The whole world's wrong ♪ 52 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,747 -♪ But you ♪ - ♪ Dancing with Your blinkers on ♪ 53 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,041 ♪ Throw your dog The invisible bone ♪ 54 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:16,613 - ♪ ("7 O'CLOCK" BY THE QUIREBOYS PLAYING ON RECORD) ♪ - The fuck are my socks? 55 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:21,951 Ah, come on! Goddammit, Dad! 56 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:27,123 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 57 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,461 Fuck yeah. 58 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:32,921 You have him on the tracker? 59 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:35,340 Yeah, it looks like he's still inside the apartments. We're almost there. 60 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:36,966 Okay, get him out of there. 61 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,968 Harcourt, 62 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:41,971 I don't think I need to remind you how important this operation is. 63 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,015 I've got it handled. Don't worry, I'm almost there. 64 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:52,315 You know... in your room, what you have in there, 65 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:53,942 - that's not safe. - What? 66 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,360 - You had someone in your room. - Is it against regulations? 67 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,154 I didn't say that. What are you doing? 68 00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:00,615 This op is off the books. We don't have regulations, 69 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:03,326 but it's not safe, is it? For her, I mean. 70 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,494 - I don't know! - It's not. 71 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,537 - What are you doing? - Watch the road. 72 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:08,831 - I also have dogs. - Okay. 73 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,875 - Do you think they're safe? - Are they big dogs? 74 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:13,336 No, they're pretty small, but one of 'em, Emerson, he likes to wear these little outfits. 75 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:15,964 Do you think that's gonna make him a bigger target? 76 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,173 Jesus Christ. 77 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,552 Shit! 78 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:23,304 Almost hit that bitch. 79 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,017 Peacemaker's vehicle's at the scene. 80 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,019 Can you change the name on the registration? 81 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,437 Yep. Good. 82 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:39,404 What the hell? 83 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:42,031 The report said "an explosion." 84 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,033 How'd the possum stay intact? 85 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:48,121 I hope this isn't some cape shit. 86 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:51,582 We've got enough trouble with that maniac Vigilante running around. 87 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:53,501 ♪ ("7 O'CLOCK" BY THE QUIREBOYS CONTINUES PLAYING) ♪ 88 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:55,545 ♪ What's your kind of thing? I go... ♪ 89 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:56,587 Shit. 90 00:04:57,255 --> 00:05:00,258 ♪ Whoo hoo, oh, yeah ♪ 91 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,096 ♪ ♪ 92 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:08,266 What's this? Pizza? 93 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,228 Officer, put that down. 94 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,398 - Why? - Because I think it's a face. 95 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:19,360 - A what? - A face. A human face. 96 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:30,371 Backup and medical examiners are on their way, Detective. 97 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,582 Could you move any fuckin' slower? 98 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:33,291 I'm trying to be sneaky. 99 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,253 Oh, shit. 100 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:42,341 Can you believe this idiot fucked a butterfly? 101 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:45,011 I mean, the man's been in prison for four years. 102 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,305 There's not much I'd believe he wouldn't fuck. 103 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:51,809 A bowl of oatmeal, a grapefruit, some yogurt. 104 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:53,978 I'm hungry. 105 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,775 Look, I know you don't believe me, 106 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:01,611 but Emerson, he really does like to wear clothes. 107 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,488 If you don't put him in something new in the morning, 108 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,615 he'll just whine until you do. 109 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:09,368 Do you pet the dog when he looks cute in these clothes? 110 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:10,495 I guess. 111 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:12,455 He doesn't want to wear the clothes, 112 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:15,958 he's just willing to humiliate himself for your love. 113 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,335 I think he just likes lookin' smart. 114 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,131 - Where the fuck is he? - Emerson? He's at home. 115 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:25,426 Not the fucking dog! Peacemaker. 116 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,137 ♪ ("7 O'CLOCK" BY THE QUIREBOYS CONTINUES) ♪ 117 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,807 ♪ I used to love her But she turned me away ♪ 118 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,644 ♪ She couldn't take me For another day... ♪ 119 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:36,479 What is that, a cat? 120 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:40,358 Super neat. I see cookies in my future. 121 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,446 This is... must have. 122 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:48,825 ♪ Love her once Then she'll love you twice... ♪ 123 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:57,125 ♪ I go, whoo hoo, yeah Whoo hoo, oh, yeah... ♪ 124 00:07:06,008 --> 00:07:07,176 What? 125 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,011 What the fuck are you still doing in there? 126 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:10,930 I told you, I'm getting important shit! 127 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:13,015 Well, there are too many cops outside the front door, 128 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,058 so you're gonna need to find another way out. 129 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:16,644 Do you see Eagly out there at all? 130 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:18,187 Your eagle? 131 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,690 Yeah, could you, uh, could you look for him? Is he out there? 132 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:23,067 No, man, I'm not gonna fucking look for your eagle. 133 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:24,944 Harcourt, it's-- do me a solid. 134 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:29,657 Just roll down the window, stick your hand outside, and then crinkle a bag. 135 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:31,701 He'll think you have chips. He'll come right out to you. 136 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,578 Why are you feeding him chips? 137 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:36,539 Is that somebody in the window up there? 138 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:36,664 Fuck! 139 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,126 What was that on his head? 140 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:43,004 Really? You didn't fucking trust me? 141 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,426 Excuse me, ma'am? Is there any other way out of this building? 142 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:50,887 Just the front door here and another on the side. 143 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:53,556 Okay. You two, with us. You two, cover that side door. 144 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:57,393 You got it. - ♪ ♪ 145 00:07:57,393 --> 00:07:59,520 There's no exit on the back of the building, 146 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,105 so see if you can get to a balcony 147 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:01,772 on the second floor and jump. 148 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,024 Jump? 149 00:08:09,780 --> 00:08:11,657 All right, go around back, go around back. 150 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:23,461 Fifth floor, right? Yep. 151 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:36,515 ♪ Gonna catch a bad guy Dun-dun-dun, duh... ♪ 152 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:42,104 Damn, my heart is beating! Is your heart beating? 153 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,398 No, my heart stopped beating. 154 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:49,904 Was that four or five? 155 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,290 - Did you see that? - Yeah. 156 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,668 Hey! Hey, stop right there! 157 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,804 Song, just saw someone go from the fifth floor to the sixth. 158 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,555 Was he wearing something on his head? 159 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,307 Well, that I couldn't see. 160 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:21,769 Head up on to the sixth floor, then we'll check out this apartment down here. 161 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,984 ♪ ♪ 162 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,278 - Hey, man, what's up? - Uh... 163 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,822 - Freddie there? - Freddie who? 164 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,408 - Freddie Mulmamimimim? - No, there's no-- 165 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,243 No, you guys are doing chardonnay and charcuterie, right? 166 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,829 I-- I signed up with the e-vite. You guys sent me a-- a... 167 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,331 Hondr, Flindr, Tinder, Grindr. Ah, fuck. 168 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:46,127 Shit! 169 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,756 - What are you doing? - Pick those up. 170 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,635 Knock on doors. 171 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:57,346 - Fuck, man, please? Pick 'em up! - Okay, okay, okay. 172 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,142 Evan, what is going on? 173 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,560 This guy broke in. Call the cops. 174 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,729 - You call the cops! - Baby, he has a knife on me. 175 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:09,191 - You're helping him. - Hey, hey! Shh, shh, both of you. 176 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,110 - Well, thank you, sir. - Yeah, no problem. 177 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,988 Yeah, okay. I understand. Okay. Thanks. 178 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,533 Thank you, I appreciate that. You have a good night. 179 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,880 I don't think anyone's in there. 180 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,631 All right, Peggy. Remember, we didn't get an answer from that one. 181 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:38,387 He's obviously a professional. Look how he's dressed, Amber! 182 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:43,559 Okay. Uh, I'm gonna need, um, rope, t-- twine. 183 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:45,936 Why? 184 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,605 Unfortunately, I have to tie you up. 185 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:50,358 Okay. Okay, listen, I just-- I just want to talk to you straight, 186 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:51,734 from like, one human being to another. 187 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,070 I will die of claustrophobia if I get tied up, so... 188 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,405 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 189 00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:00,493 Oh, fuck. Shit, I'm so sorry. 190 00:11:06,582 --> 00:11:07,666 It's clear. 191 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,710 He's gotta be upstairs, then. Come on. 192 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,838 - That's the best I can... - Thank you, man. Thanks. 193 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,383 Found this. 194 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,385 That'll work. 195 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,640 I used to really love Cinderella. 196 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:25,643 Yeah, Tom Keifer and the boys are like the perfect mix of blues and metal. 197 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:26,685 Fuck yeah. 198 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:29,772 - Yeah. - Yeah. 199 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:34,693 I appreciate that. 200 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,324 Thank you, ma'am, I'm sorry to wake you. 201 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,828 That's the only apartment that didn't answer. 202 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,668 - It doesn't hurt too much, does it? - No, not at all. 203 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:53,087 Nice negligee. 204 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,131 - Really? - Yeah. 205 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,048 Evan says it makes me look fat. 206 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,926 You have better PJs. That's all I ever said. 207 00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:01,011 I don't see how that could be. Jesus, dude. 208 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,721 Thank you. 209 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,141 It's nice to be appreciated. 210 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,643 - Are you fucking kidding me, Amber? - What? 211 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,812 Are you seriously trying to get him to fuck you right now? 212 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:12,731 What? No, I just said it was nice, goddammit! 213 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:13,649 And we also seem to have a lot in common! 214 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:17,445 - Like what? - Uh, we both love Cinderella. 215 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:20,906 Seven years, not once have you mentioned Cinderella! 216 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:24,285 What? I talk about Cinderella at least once a week, Evan! 217 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,120 You just never fucking hear me because you're always 218 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,831 going on about Coldplay and Foster the fucking People! 219 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,417 Oh, you're gonna put down my musical taste now? How fucking low are you? 220 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,294 "Pumped Up Kicks," Evan? 221 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:34,837 Do you know what that song is about? Murder! 222 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:38,799 You are a murderer! You are murdering my spirit! 223 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,384 Oh, yeah? How do you think my spirit feels 224 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:43,220 when you're trying to fuck this really cool, handsome guy right in front of me? 225 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,680 I am not trying to fuck him! - Right in front of me! 226 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,516 But you know what, Evan, oh my God, maybe I will! 227 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,143 Who knows what's gonna fucking happen, right? 228 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:52,646 Because I'm tied up. I'm helpless. I mean, anything could fucking happen, right? 229 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,440 I mean, seriously, who fucking knows? 230 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,862 Evergreen Police! Open the door, or we'll break it in! 231 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,363 Fuck. 232 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,907 Fuck. Evergreen Police! 233 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,580 Asshole! 234 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,252 There he is. 235 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,257 Whoo! 236 00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,138 - Fuck! - Ow. 237 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,890 Oh, thank God! 238 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,981 Hey, hey. 239 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,581 - Ooh! - Wow. 240 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,917 Ah, fuck. 241 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,425 God dammit. 242 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,094 Come on! This is-- - Where is he? 243 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:10,891 My wife is a dick! You're a fucking dick! 244 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,018 'Cause you don't have one! 245 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,989 Detective Song, this is Captain Miele. 246 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,949 Do you copy? Copy, Captain. 247 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,451 I've arrived with backup. Have you located the suspect? 248 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,870 They're saying he jumped off the rear of the building, Captain. 249 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,002 You! Come with me, back of the building. All right, let's go! 250 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:50,973 God dammit! 251 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,644 Go, go, go, go! 252 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,187 Fuck. 253 00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,565 What do we do now? 254 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,528 - Wait here. - Listen, I can help. 255 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,406 I'm stellar with weapons and combat. 256 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,532 Cool your jets, Jason Bourne. 257 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,368 Just be ready to take off when we get back to the car. 258 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,788 Being a wheelman is also dope! I got you! 259 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,610 You on the roof! Stop right there! 260 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:51,116 Evergreen PD! Do not move! 261 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,619 Step forward and into the light! 262 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,252 Captain? 263 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,921 Captain Miele, do you copy? 264 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:10,928 Hey. Come on. 265 00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,646 Ow, fuck! 266 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:30,406 Stop, police! Stop or I'll shoot! 267 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,668 Shit! Should I take off? 268 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,003 No, he's not fucking here yet! 269 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,343 Dude! 270 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,806 Shit. 271 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,434 Go, go! What are you waiting for? 272 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,775 That thing better not shit back there. 273 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,403 You can't housetrain an eagle, dude. 274 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:10,779 Not without stealing its soul. 275 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:15,033 ♪ ("BORDERLINE CRAZY" BY THE CRUEL INTENTIONS PLAYING) ♪ 276 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,954 Whoo! 277 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,290 ♪ Hit the switch To ignition, honey ♪ 278 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,041 ♪ Take a ride in my mind ♪ 279 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,001 ♪ Can't you see I love this feeling ♪ 280 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:27,212 Whoo, boy! 281 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:33,302 ♪ (HIGH-ENERGY ELECTRIC GUITAR RIFF) ♪ 282 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,188 You change the car registration into someone else's name? 283 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,064 Not only that, 284 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,649 I changed the fingerprints out to the same person, 285 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,987 which they'll discover when they get the lab results back in a couple days. 286 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:54,823 - That's possible? - Yeah, for this guy with two thumbs it is. 287 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,325 That's not how that works, but... good, great. 288 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:59,620 - Who'd you change it to? - Oh, Mr. Murn, you're gonna love this. 289 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,748 August Ransom Smith? 290 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,541 Yeah. What? 291 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,251 I was wondering if you would mind answering 292 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,003 a few questions for us. 293 00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,339 Yeah, I mind. More from you than him. 294 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,381 Why more from me? 295 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,842 Let's just say that, uh, 296 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,887 egg foo young ain't my thing, baby. 297 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:20,098 Walking scrotum here doesn't like egg foo young. Got that, Fitz? 298 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,767 I'll put it in my notes. 299 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,352 Where were you last night from about midnight to 2:00 a.m.? 300 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:28,148 I was right here. And I don't gotta answer you. 301 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,149 Hey. What's your fucking problem, pal? 302 00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:32,778 Playing dress-up again? 303 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,531 Oh, yeah. You'll wish it was dress-up. 304 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,949 Is that a threat? 305 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,910 No, I don't threat, I just do. 306 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,496 Now get the fuck off my property. 307 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:45,958 Maybe you can tell us why a 1976 Ford Comet registered in your name 308 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,502 was left at the Wild Estates Apartment Complex uptown? 309 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,547 I don't have a Comet. 310 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,382 That's my kid. 311 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,217 Your kid, as in Christopher Smith? 312 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,134 Peacemaker? 313 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,806 Arrest me or get the fuck out of here, chopsticks. 314 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,391 Yeah, well, we'll be seeing you, fork! 315 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:05,144 Fork? 316 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,063 Why not spoon? 317 00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:10,941 Everybody in the world uses spoons. 318 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,484 Yeah, but that asshole doesn't know that. 319 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,069 That's true. 320 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,154 I mean, spoon would've been more demeaning. 321 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:16,989 - Yeah. - Makes it like a baby thing. 322 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,241 You know, little babies use spoons. 323 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,118 Okay, adults also use spoons, but I get it. 324 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,203 You hear anything about Peacemaker getting out of prison? 325 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,747 No. I mean, you'd think we would've been notified. 326 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:26,957 Yeah, you'd think. 327 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:32,129 You could've chosen anyone, and you put the car registration 328 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,088 in the name of Peacemaker's father? 329 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,757 I had to act fast. You were in the bathroom. 330 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,301 I didn't know if you were going one or two! 331 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,094 Was I supposed to text you when I'm taking a shit? 332 00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:42,097 - I would've appreciated it! - I'm not gonna text you when I'm taking a shit, John! 333 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:45,601 Oh, okay, fine! I guess I'll have to guess what's happening every time you go in there. 334 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,269 We're trying to get this man on our side, 335 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:50,606 and you thought the right way to do that was to frame his father? 336 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,941 I don't want to be insubordinate, 337 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,819 but I kinda did some magical shit here today, 338 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,154 and now I feel like you're angry at me. 339 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,071 N-- no, I'm not angry at you, John. 340 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,033 But I am starting to think you're an idiot. 341 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,869 Come on, man, don't use the "I" word, it's not cool. 342 00:20:04,202 --> 00:20:05,913 Hey. 343 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,497 - What do we tell 'em? - Nothing. 344 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,125 We just got shot at! 345 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,877 Like... 346 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:15,047 And whoa! Like, my adrenaline is pumpin'. 347 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,007 Pumping! Like glass breaking, everything. 348 00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:17,341 You ever been shot at? 349 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,552 No. 350 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,681 Kidding. 351 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,850 - You fucker. - You're doing great. 352 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,685 Hey, why are they called butterflies again? 353 00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,187 Again? We never told you. 354 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:34,399 - Okay, Dye-beard. - Hey, guess what? I'm done. 355 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,318 Dude, it's not finished. 356 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,362 I'm not gonna do this if you keep calling me that name. 357 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,489 - What name? - That fake name. 358 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:44,326 - You saying I'm fake news? - No, I'm saying you're a fuckin' asshole. 359 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,160 I'd rather be with Harley Quinn than you, 360 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,829 I'd rather be with the Weasel than you. 361 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,665 The only thing fake news around here is the beard. 362 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,833 I'd rather be with fuckin' Bat-Mite than you. 363 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,502 Who's Bat-Mite? 364 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,588 He's a two-foot-tall interdimensional imp who stans Batman. 365 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,173 I'd rather be with him. 366 00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,758 - Is that a real guy? - Yeah. 367 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,803 - Let's finish. - Fuck is the world coming to? 368 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,680 From the beginning, I've kept this operation 369 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,015 completely off the books. So how did this... 370 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,184 - What's the dead woman's name? - Annie Sturphausen. 371 00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:11,853 How did this Annie Sturphausen know about Peacemaker? 372 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,189 Maybe someone's feeding the butterflies information. 373 00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,148 - Who? - Waller. 374 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:18,318 It's not her. 375 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,529 I don't think it's Waller, either. 376 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:24,116 You don't know her like I do. I saw Waller knowingly sacrifice troops, 377 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:28,078 including a colonel in the United States Army, to meet her objective. 378 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:31,164 We could simply be a decoy team from whomever else she's really entrusted 379 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,792 - with taking down the butterflies. - Still no reason to give us up. 380 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,378 Well, the four of us and Waller are the only ones who knew about it. 381 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:39,548 You're the one who brought the butterflies to our attention, so it can't be you. 382 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:42,884 And it's not me, I just put my ass on the line to save Muscle Man Weekly. 383 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,804 And it's not Muscle Man Weekly, because he's the one who almost got killed. 384 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,473 So, if it's not Waller and it's not us, 385 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,642 - maybe it's her. - Me? 386 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,061 Does anyone here know how she ended up on this mission? 387 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,688 I got skills. 388 00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:58,567 I got my Binks-Fendelmire Strategic Combat Certification at the age of 14. 389 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:02,612 Binks-Fendelmire is kindergarten shit. What about since then? 390 00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,197 What are your actual qualifications? 391 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:07,200 And how do I know that you're not one of them? 392 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:08,243 It's not her. 393 00:22:09,327 --> 00:22:11,830 I trust her the most because Eagly liked her. 394 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,582 He tried to bite me. 395 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:16,543 Yeah, but not as hard as he tries to bite everybody else. It's obviously, uh... 396 00:22:16,543 --> 00:22:18,420 ...Elmo. 397 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,756 Economos. Fuck you. 398 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,007 Why do all of you have such weird last names? 399 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,550 - John didn't do it. - Thank you. 400 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:26,803 - He's too big of a pussy to betray us. - All right. 401 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,264 Not on purpose, but okay, follow me. 402 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,850 So he's, you know, hanging out, having some fun, 403 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,435 maybe doing some fentanyl with a prostitute... 404 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:34,394 - Oh, God. - ...in the back of a hillbilly strip club. 405 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,938 He's fallen in love, 'cause it's obviously 406 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,815 the first time he's put his balls in somebody's mouth, 407 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,108 and he starts getting loose lips! 408 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,860 You know, just showing off. 409 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:44,112 "I'm on a team with the famous Peacemaker, 410 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:47,449 and we're taking down the notorious butterflies. My beard's real." 411 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:49,367 Are you fucking stupid? 412 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:51,369 Sounds more plausible than I wish it did. 413 00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:55,832 What? I don't even like when my balls are in somebody's mouth, okay? 414 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,876 It gives me the wrong type of chills. 415 00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,461 And all I can think about is how long it's been 416 00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:03,131 since I've gotten checked for testicular cancer. 417 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,675 Too long! 418 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:06,802 You are so fucked up, it's adorable, Dye-beard. 419 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,970 Don't call me that! 420 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,889 Okay, fuck! Come on, bro. What the fuck? 421 00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:11,973 I don't think it's any of us. 422 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:15,060 Well, then why did Sturphausen try to kill Peacemaker? 423 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:18,563 Maybe she brought him back to her apartment for the purpose he thought she did. 424 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:22,651 But why would she decide after they hooked up that she needed to kill him? 425 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:24,653 Oh, shit. What? 426 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:36,498 I gotta brush my teeth. 427 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,834 Cool. 428 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,211 You left the dossier of the person 429 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:44,673 you're supposed to contract kill for the government 430 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,467 in the apartment of some rando who blew you? 431 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:49,761 She's not some rando who blew me, man. We fully fucked. 432 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:52,722 I thought it'd be safer on me than in the car unattended. 433 00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:54,349 What was I supposed to do? 434 00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:56,768 - Drop it off at home first? - Yes! 435 00:23:56,852 --> 00:24:00,438 You don't understand what we're up against here, Smith. 436 00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:03,483 The fate of the country depends on this mission! 437 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,527 And nobody told me that! 438 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:08,822 Nobody's even told me what a fucking butterfly is! 439 00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:13,869 Murn. 440 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,080 Yes. 441 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:18,707 Uh-huh. 442 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:21,293 You don't think that chick left any monster STDs on my dick, do you? 443 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,544 Come again? 444 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:25,547 Wait, is being a butterfly like a venereal disease of some type? 445 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:28,967 Fuck, am I gonna become one? Am I a fucking dick vampire now? 446 00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,011 When were you gonna tell us there were witnesses? 447 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:34,306 I did kidnap a couple for a minute. 448 00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:40,520 Evan and Amber Calcaterra. Can you take care of 'em? 449 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,105 You want me to "take care of 'em" like... 450 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,733 No, just-- 451 00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:46,401 just convince them not to finger Peacemaker. 452 00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:48,612 More like, um... 453 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:55,202 I have no clue what that is. Why are we playing charades? 454 00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,453 'Cause I don't want to say it out loud. 455 00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:00,874 I still don't know what that is. 456 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,211 - Leota. - Bribery? 457 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:07,422 Yes, please. Go do it. Now. 458 00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:10,133 I need Harcourt and Economos here. Otherwise, I'd send them. 459 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,805 Be straight with me, man. 460 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:17,682 I'm a dick vampire, aren't I? 461 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:20,769 No, you're not a dick vampire, you're just a dick. 462 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:26,066 ♪ 463 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:28,068 If you keep your mouth shut, I can tell you! 464 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:29,945 Shut up! 465 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:57,013 ♪ ("DON'T TREAT ME BAD" BY FIREHOUSE PLAYING) ♪ 466 00:26:01,851 --> 00:26:03,895 ♪ Oh, I never thought You'd hurt me ♪ 467 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,647 ♪ I guess you live and learn ♪ 468 00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:07,607 ♪ That when you're playin' With fire ♪ 469 00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:09,442 ♪ You're bound To get burned... ♪ 470 00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:24,541 Everybody fucking hates you! 471 00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:29,504 And Dye-beard could be your friend, 472 00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:32,173 but you pushed him away like you push everybody away, 473 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,634 'cause you're a fucking dick. 474 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,679 You killed Rick Flag. 475 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:45,937 Peacemaker... ...what a joke. 476 00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:48,898 Buddy? - What the fuck? 477 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:52,360 Hey! What the fuck are you doing, you... fucking stalker? 478 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:53,570 Dude, are you all right? - Fuck, dude. 479 00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:56,406 I-- I-- What are you doing? Are you looking at me 480 00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:57,866 and jerking off right now? Is your dick out? 481 00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:59,743 What? No! No, man, look. 482 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:02,912 I'm not gonna fucking look, oldest trick in the book. 483 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,706 I look and you're fucking rock-hard, 484 00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:07,250 and you throw jizz at my face. No fucking way! 485 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:09,669 What? No, dude, my dick is not out. 486 00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:12,130 Is that what you get off on, me seeing your fucking dick? 487 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,173 No! Who the fuck said that? 488 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:15,925 Louis C.K. piece of shit! 489 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:17,635 Louis C.K. said that? I'll fucking kill that guy! 490 00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:21,556 No, he didn't say it. You, you're like Louis C.K. 491 00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:24,309 Because I'm funny? - Fucking funny, dude? No. 492 00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:26,311 You-- you show people your dick. 493 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:29,064 What does that have to do with Louis C.K.'s comedy specials? 494 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:30,774 I didn't say shit about his comedy specials. 495 00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:32,067 What the fuck, man? 496 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,736 Louis C.K., how he showed people his dick, he, himself. 497 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,905 Because he's a ginger? 498 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,656 A fucking-- What? 499 00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:40,116 Well, I don't fucking know! 500 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,201 I'm just trying to figure out the connection. 501 00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:43,995 Dude, Louis C.K. showed people his dick, all right? 502 00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,288 He did? 503 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:46,998 Jesus, man! Do you read the news? 504 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:48,541 No. What for? It's depressing. 505 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:51,795 Look, hey, I'm begging you. Will you please, 506 00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:55,465 please just look at my crotch. Come on. 507 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,970 See? Can you see that? 508 00:28:04,724 --> 00:28:06,768 Why the fuck don't you use the front door like a normal person? 509 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:07,727 Well, I saw a light on in here, 510 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:10,522 and I thought someone was creeping around. 511 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:11,606 I'm really happy you're back. 512 00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:14,234 Why are you crying? 513 00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:15,402 I'm not crying. 514 00:28:16,694 --> 00:28:18,738 I'm fucking doing face muscle exercises. 515 00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:20,240 I'm exercising the muscles in my face, 516 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,743 making my face... more muscular. 517 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,328 I can tell... ...under your mask, 518 00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:26,621 your face is skinny as shit. 519 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:28,706 You don't do these exercises for your face. 520 00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:31,543 Some of them look like crying. They're not crying. 521 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,920 Well, can you maybe teach 'em to me? 522 00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:35,964 Yes. 523 00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:39,634 Mr. and Mrs. Calcaterra, 524 00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:41,428 I'm gonna ask you some questions. 525 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:43,805 And yes, this is a real badge. 526 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:45,432 Fuck. 527 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:46,641 Evan, I can open the door myself. 528 00:28:46,641 --> 00:28:49,727 I'm being a gentleman, you fuckin' asshole. 529 00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:50,979 Dick. 530 00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:53,398 - Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Calcaterra. - Yeah? 531 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,358 Uh, I was just wondering if you would, um, 532 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:57,068 answer a few questions for me. 533 00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:58,945 We're on the way to, uh, the station now 534 00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:00,029 to look at mugshots. 535 00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:02,157 Yeah, well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 536 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,992 Firstly, I'm wondering whether you saw the guy 537 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:05,702 in your apartment that you think you saw, 538 00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:07,954 or did you maybe see another guy that you actually didn't see 539 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:09,122 but you think you did? 540 00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:11,332 And secondly, 541 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:13,418 I'm wondering if you've ever had an all-expenses-paid trip 542 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,712 to the beautiful Lake Tahoe, Nevada? 543 00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:17,589 Are you trying to fucking bribe us? 544 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:18,673 No. 545 00:29:18,673 --> 00:29:21,134 Oh. I was hoping you were trying to bribe us. 546 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:23,845 Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to bribe you. 547 00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:25,889 When I was arrested, the cops turned this place upside down for evidence. 548 00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,143 You need some help cleaning up? 549 00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:32,187 I guess. 550 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,316 So, how did you get out anyway? 551 00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:37,692 I thought you were in prison for life. 552 00:29:37,692 --> 00:29:39,235 It's a secret. Dude, I'm your best friend. 553 00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:41,154 No, you're not. 554 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:45,325 Well, who's your best friend then? 555 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:47,368 Someone you met in prison. I knew it. 556 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:48,870 Dude, it's Eagly, obviously. 557 00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:51,789 Okay, of all people, who's your best friend? 558 00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:53,541 I don't even know your secret identity. 559 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:56,461 Yeah, I don't tell you my real identity for your sake. 560 00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:58,129 I don't want to put a target on you. 561 00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:00,423 People will try to use you to get to me. 562 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:01,591 Hey, where does this go? 563 00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:03,051 With the other tapes. 564 00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:04,427 You think people are gonna torture me 565 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:05,845 to get your secret identity? 566 00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:07,305 I am extra special careful 567 00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:08,598 in all my heroic endeavors, 568 00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:10,350 which is probably the reason why, 569 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:14,145 and I don't mean to be a prick, you went to prison and I didn't. 570 00:30:15,438 --> 00:30:17,899 - Where's this go? - The CD rack, dude. 571 00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:19,817 See, when they put my mugshot 572 00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:21,110 up in the post office, 573 00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:23,279 it's just gonna be a circle with a red visor. 574 00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:24,614 And they're gonna have to figure out 575 00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:27,116 what my head looks like based on the shape. 576 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:29,661 And I know I have a bony face, 577 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:31,788 'cause I don't do face muscle exercises, 578 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:33,790 but that doesn't cut down very much on the suspects. 579 00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:39,546 Hmm. Hey! Holy shit, look at that. 580 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,422 It's a funny smiley man. 581 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:43,466 "Hey, do you want to come over and play?" 582 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,718 Man, that's adorable. 583 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:47,345 Hey, how'd you get out anyway? 584 00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:48,805 I work for the government, okay? 585 00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:51,057 Post office? 586 00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:53,268 You think they'd fucking let me out of prison to deliver mail? 587 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:56,104 I don't know, it was the first government job I could think of. 588 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:59,440 Dude. I kill people for 'em, okay? 589 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:02,193 I did it down in Corto Maltese, and now I gotta do it here in Evergreen. 590 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:05,196 That's... why I'm out, in exchange for that. Fuck. 591 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,448 Oh, that's sick. 592 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:09,867 I-- I used to think God put me here for a purpose. 593 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:11,786 For peace. 594 00:31:11,786 --> 00:31:13,663 And I always said I didn't care how many people 595 00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:15,456 I needed to torture or kill to get it, but... 596 00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:20,461 You know, lately, I just think I'm a fuckin' maniac, like... 597 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:22,672 I don't know, I'm having... 598 00:31:23,631 --> 00:31:25,091 feelings about things that... 599 00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:27,468 Okay. 600 00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:35,893 Do you think I feel good when, after some dude 601 00:31:35,977 --> 00:31:39,689 does some atrocious act, that I have to kill them? 602 00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:41,733 I don't know. When I find out 603 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,235 someone murdered an innocent person, 604 00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:46,070 or sold somebody heroin, 605 00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:48,281 or did some graffiti, 606 00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:51,200 and I kill that person with my bare hands, 607 00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:53,620 their eyeballs popping out of their skulls, 608 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:57,540 you think that gives me pleasure? 609 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,417 No. 610 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:04,047 Well, it does. 611 00:32:05,798 --> 00:32:08,176 It gives you pleasure too, Peacemaker. 612 00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:10,470 That's 'cause we're born killers. 613 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,513 What separates us from other killers 614 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,891 is we only kill bad people. 615 00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:17,602 Usually. Unless there's a mistake. 616 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:20,647 Now, do I sound like a fucking maniac? 617 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,859 Hey. What do you say we celebrate you 618 00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:27,362 getting out of prison? No. 619 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:28,946 I have to study the dossier of the senator I gotta kill. 620 00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:31,741 I've been saving up appliances 621 00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:34,035 ever since you were arrested. 622 00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:36,037 ♪ ("DRAG ME DOWN" METAL COVER VERSION PLAYING) ♪ 623 00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:40,041 ♪ I've got fire for a heart I'm not scared of the dark ♪ 624 00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:42,126 ♪ You've never seen it Look so easy ♪ 625 00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:46,464 ♪ I got a river for a soul And baby, you're a boat ♪ 626 00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:49,384 ♪ Baby, you're my only reason ♪ 627 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:52,553 ♪ If I didn't have you There would be nothing left ♪ 628 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:55,139 ♪ A shell of a man Who could never be his best ♪ 629 00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:59,185 ♪ If I didn't have you I'd never see the sun ♪ 630 00:32:59,185 --> 00:33:02,522 ♪ You taught me How to be someone, yeah... ♪ 631 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:09,570 ♪ When no one else Was ever behind me ♪ 632 00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:12,740 ♪ All these lights They can't blind me... ♪ 633 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:19,872 ♪ All my life You stood by me ♪ 634 00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:22,834 ♪ When no one else Was ever behind me ♪ 635 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:26,254 ♪ All these lights They can't blind me ♪ 636 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:29,924 ♪ With your love Nobody can drag me down ♪ 637 00:33:29,924 --> 00:33:31,926 Fuck yeah! 638 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:39,267 ♪ All my life You stood by me... ♪ 639 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:43,104 -♪ Nobody can drag me down... ♪ 640 00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:50,570 -♪ Nobody can drag me down ♪ 641 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,947 -♪ Yeah, nobody, nobody ♪ 642 00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:54,157 Yeah! 643 00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:56,492 ♪ Nobody can drag me down ♪ Fuck yeah! 644 00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:00,580 It's definitely this guy. 645 00:34:01,038 --> 00:34:02,540 It's this guy. 646 00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:03,791 - Are you sure? - Are you sure? 647 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,835 - Yeah. - Yeah. 648 00:34:09,922 --> 00:34:12,216 Jesus Christ, you again? 649 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:14,302 August Smith, you are under arrest... Oh, shit! 650 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:16,179 ...for the murder of Annie Sturphausen. 651 00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:18,097 I don't even know who the fuck that is! 652 00:34:18,806 --> 00:34:20,349 Get the fuck off me! 653 00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:23,019 ♪ ("BOOTS ON ROCKS OFF" BY DUST BOWL JOKIES PLAYING) ♪ 654 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:24,771 Fuck you! 655 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:31,652 And go fuck yourself, old man! 656 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,863 ♪ You're ready To crash and burn ♪ 657 00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:38,326 ♪ Sold your karma For some moolah ♪ 658 00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:41,829 ♪ Pretty ugly and pretty young ♪ 659 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:45,500 ♪ I smelled your hookah And found your lingerie... ♪ 660 00:34:51,964 --> 00:34:52,965 Keeya? 661 00:34:54,383 --> 00:34:59,680 You know that I'm gonna be working some weird hours. 662 00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:03,351 And I was thinking maybe you and the fur kids... 663 00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:04,227 Well, you know? 664 00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:08,105 N-- no, I don't know. 665 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:15,279 ♪ Boots on rocks off ♪ 666 00:35:16,572 --> 00:35:19,033 - It's not that big of a deal. - Are you fucking kidding me? 667 00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:22,411 You drag me out here, then you want me to leave? 668 00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:31,796 ♪ You always work For a one-night stand ♪ 669 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,714 ♪ Let me borrow... ♪ 670 00:35:34,173 --> 00:35:35,842 Amber? 671 00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:51,649 No. I can't believe they legalized that shit. 672 00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:54,652 More for me. 673 00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:56,779 Three years ago, I would've shot both of you 674 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:58,573 in the face for that. 675 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:05,997 ♪ Barrel is smoking Rattle and rolling ♪ 676 00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:13,421 ♪ Barrel is smoking Rattle and rolling ♪ 677 00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:21,053 What the fuck? Dude. 678 00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:23,222 Holy fuck. 679 00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:35,026 You're good. 680 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:37,111 Don't play that crap. Don't do it. 681 00:36:37,111 --> 00:36:39,947 You gotta burn that card before the river. 682 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:43,826 Dude, how many times I gotta teach you how to play this fucking game? 683 00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:46,287 Read 'em and weep. Dude, seriously. You're pissing me off. 684 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:50,875 Holy shit. Look who it is. 685 00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:10,478 That's my spot 686 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:13,522 between five and seven during winter. 687 00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:15,149 What the fuck you talking about, old-timer? 688 00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:19,153 During the sunset, that light there 689 00:37:19,153 --> 00:37:20,488 comes in through that window, 690 00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:22,448 and I like the feel of it on my skin. 691 00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:25,493 So fucking move. 692 00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:28,496 Yeah? And if I don't? 693 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,041 Guess. 694 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:53,312 Fuck it. Fuck that shit. I ain't dying for this seat. 695 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,418 I thought we sent capes over to Arkham or Belle Reve. 696 00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:18,212 The system's overcrowded. 697 00:38:18,212 --> 00:38:20,297 He'll have to stay here through his trial. 698 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:28,472 All hail... the White Dragon! 699 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:34,520 Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! 700 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:40,234 Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! 701 00:38:40,234 --> 00:38:43,320 Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! 702 00:38:43,404 --> 00:38:50,619 Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail! 703 00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:54,832 ♪ ("PUMPED UP KICKS" METAL COVER VERSION PLAYING) ♪ 704 00:38:57,043 --> 00:39:00,504 ♪ Robert's got a quick hand ♪ 705 00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:04,508 ♪ He'll look around the room He won't tell you his plan ♪ 706 00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:08,095 ♪ He's got a rolled cigarette ♪ 707 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:11,223 ♪ Hanging out his mouth He's a cowboy kid ♪ 708 00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:15,227 ♪ Yeah, he found A six-shooter gun ♪ 709 00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:19,023 ♪ In his dad's closet Oh, in a box of fun things ♪ 710 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:22,485 ♪ And I don't even know what ♪ 711 00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:26,405 ♪ But he's coming for you Yeah, he's coming for you ♪ 712 00:39:26,489 --> 00:39:29,742 ♪ All the other kids With the pumped up kicks ♪ 713 00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:33,954 ♪ You better run, better run Outrun my gun ♪ 714 00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:37,208 ♪ All the other kids With the pumped up kicks ♪ 715 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:41,504 ♪ You better run, better run Faster than my bullet ♪ 716 00:39:45,132 --> 00:39:47,468 You like that, Evan? 717 00:39:48,677 --> 00:39:51,889 ♪ All the other kids With the pumped up kicks ♪ 718 00:39:51,889 --> 00:39:56,102 ♪ You better run, better run Outrun my gun ♪ 719 00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:59,396 ♪ All the other kids With the pumped up kicks ♪ 720 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:03,567 ♪ You better run, better run Faster than my bullet ♪ 721 00:40:05,569 --> 00:40:07,446 It's definitely not the hot guy. 722 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:11,200 - Aw, fuck you, Amber! - Oh, eat me, Evan! 723 00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:16,914 - This guy. - Okay. 724 00:40:16,914 --> 00:40:17,456 Can I keep this one? 725 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:21,001 Sure.