'Tomorrow being World Cinema Day'
'Filmaholics worldwide are celebrating its successful run'
'Based on the upcoming event'
'Many old theaters in Chennai have been renovated'
'The plan is to screen various films'
'Okay, I'll call you in the morning, bye'
[knock on door]
'Cinema Paradise'
Who could have sent this?
[mobile ringing]
- Hello? - 'Prashanth?'
'Did you get my gift?'
- Who are you? - 'In our theater, tomorrow'
'We are screening a special show'
'Your presence with your family Will work as a promotional bonus for us'
'He said it is a special show'
'Theater is empty as a cemetery!'
'Hitchcock Iruthyaraj'
'Directed by Iruthyaraj'
Whether God saves producers or not nowadays
Spirits are their sole soulmate!
Hello?
HELLO?
Is anyone here?
Welcome to Cinema Paradise, sir
Please
Didn't you bring your family, sir?
Hey! Why is the theater empty?
Will it get filled up only now?
Sir, this is a special show only for you
Please
They come up with crazy ideas in the name of promotion!
Abbbaaa!
Pcccht! Yov!
Call the owner, he has to lend me his ears!
He will come for sure, sir
'1998'
'September 20'
'When the entire city of Chennai was asleep'
'A victim murdered brutally is lying dead near the dump yard in Korukkupettai, sir'
'Sir, similar case in Tiruvottiyur'
'It did not stop with 1 or 2'
'4 serial murders'
'With the same common factor for all'
'All the murdered victims were disguised as the characters in the film'
'...released that day in the theaters'
'In the interrogation'
'Victims were the families of the reviewers who had criticized the film harshly'
'This shocking news was revealed'
'On top of it, whereabouts of the reviewer remained a mystery'
'Before this interrogation came to an end'
'Many more murders in the same pattern followed'
'This was a huge challenge to the Police Department'
'It gave a terrifying fear of death to all movie reviewers'
'Who is that psycho killer?'
'One who claims Cinema to be his mother'
'He transforms into Lord Yama to kill those who deride Cinema'
'His name'
'Hitchcock
'Hitchcock Iruthyaraj'
['Vikram Vedha' theme music]
[villainous laughter]
'As far as Hitchcock Iruthyaraj goes'
'Cinema should be loved and appreciated by one and all'
'If anyone dares to deride or insult it'
'Iruthyaraj just cannot bear it'
What is this, sir?
'Why did you doze off without watching the film?'
'Oh God! I didn't come here to watch a movie'
I gulped down a couple of beers, came in to escape the heat and sleep peacefully
Hey! Who are all of you?
You will happily drink to your heart's content
Snore away to glory and claim you did not understand the story
First half slow Second half is lame
You will create a stir with your review
'Who is the ultimate sufferer?'
'If this is the plight of this chap'
'Did you think a little about your fate when this is your regular profession?'
[scene from 'Aaranya Kaandam']
What was your rating for this film?
'Sir...sir, let me go'
I gave 3 marks, sir
Sir...sir...sir...sir
'Don't kill me, sir'
What is the mark he deserves?
One permanent mark on his throat, boss
Sir...sir...sir, don't
SIR!
You have time as a lease of life
Sit down for a while, sir
You heard him, right?
Sit down
Hey!
'Telling you to sit, no?'
[chorus] Just sit down, man
'If a film flops, many families get affected adversely'
'Even the reviewers should feel the pain and suffer'
'That's why he targeted their families'
'It was all smooth sailing as per his plan'
'One day all of a sudden'
'Is everything over if one is killed?'
'It all begins only now, man'
'This is not about your ma or my amma'
'This is cine-Ma, da'
'Hi viewers'
'Today we will be watching about an important film reviewer in my show'
Who is your favorite reviewer?
- Blue Sattai Maaran - Kissa 47
- Itisprashanth - Kissa 47
Kissa 47
'Who is that Kissa 47?'
'After intense search and thorough research'
'His father is an auto driver'
Okay...okay
Drive carefully, son of a gun! He's on the phone while driving
'His mother is a housewife'
'To the embodiment of all auspiciousness'
'A sleepyhead of a younger sister'
Who is this?
[yawning]
'Reason for his rise to fame in such a short span'
'It is his unique film reviewing style'
"Bro, this screenplay is waste play"
"Reimburse ticket cost with Gpay"
"My # 9 4 2 4 7 7 4 4"
"The film is start to end a bore, bore"
He'll wrap the film with his rap
When he trashes each and every film
A feeling of honeyed melody flowing into our ears
'Kissa's haters equal his mass followers'
Either rap
Or review the film
I don't understand head or tail of what you say
Who the hell asked you to review?
His reviews are too harsh One day I'll turn him into a ghost!
- What does he know about cinema? - He's such a fake!
If you try to review we'll latch your lips
My movie is releasing tomorrow
You have the guts, review my film
'Retaliation to these comments a post has been uploaded'
'By Kissa's girlfriend Has aka Harshini'
'It is his freedom to review'
'If you try to stop it your ears will be slit'
'She has commented her opinion'
'My comment is'
'Cinema is like a boat'
'Review should be an oar and not a barrier'
Bookings promise a tremendous opening
Good collection
Kissa 47 has reviewed our film already, sir
He doesn't give up!
'Krishna'
Hey Krishna
'He will turn deaf if he has that phone in his hand!'
"Darling, in dawn's light and dusk's glow, In my mind, thoughts of only you flow"
[song from 'Aasai']
'Hey! Do you want me to make a 'dosa' for you or not?'
- Pcccht! - 'Dai! Krishnaaa'
He will know the value of food only if he works hard
Learn from her
This young girl goes to work
- Ma, I'm hungry - Aren't you ashamed?
'Calling her a 'young girl' Aren't you ashamed?'
Why won't you say this?!
I earned every paisa spent on you From your meals to your underwear
'Take it back'
Oh gawd!
You'll know the value of your father only when your zip gets stuck!
He may even spit on me out of spite!
"Bro, this screenplay is waste play"
"Reimburse ticket cost with Gpay"
"My # 9 4 2 4 7 7 4 4"
[mobile ringing]
- Hello? - 'Vanakkam, Mr Kissa'
'Looks like you are enjoying the comments for your review'
What, bro?
Watching me from a drone? You are the producer of which film, bro?
'I am Hitchcock'
'Hitchcock Iruthyaraj'
Cool, bro Chill, bro
Itch guard ointment for itchy skin
Let's talk tomorrow, bro Bye, bro
[mobile ringing]
- Hello? - 'What, Kissa?'
'Has my gift reached you?'
'We are screening a special show in our theater tomorrow'
If you come along with your family
It will serve as a promotion to our theater and the film we screen
What is the movie, bro?
'Devil's Double Next Level'
Hi, uncle
- Come, dear - Hi, Devi
- Aunty - Coming, dear
Come, aunty
What is it, dear?
My amma is going to Sai Baba temple tomorrow
Please talk to her about fixing the engagement for Kissa and me
Don't get involved with him, my dear
My son is jobless
Reviewing on YouTube and buying trouble by the dozen
And you want to marry him!
Listen, I'll find a good groom for you
- What are you saying, dear? - This is called love, sir
Don't repeat it again I'll get so stressed
Hey girl...girl No problem
Chill...just chill
Fix our engagement
Stay healthy
You are okay indeed
Did you eat? Have something
- Ma, take care of your daughter-in-law - 'Okay, son'
What is this ticket?
I've booked tickets for all of you for a special show
Ma, he insulted me in front of my GF
I will shock all of you You will be speechless
'Make a U-turn Your destination will be on the right'
Why are you asking me to jump into the river?
'We are screening a special show in our theater tomorrow'
'Please come with your family'
'It will serve as a promotion to our theater and the film we screen'
'RCB will win the cup this time'
What is it, Kissa?
'Last night you received tickets for a special show'
'Your girlfriend has taken your family to the theater'
'What is this ticket?'
'I have booked tickets for all of you for a special show'
Didn't you go?
Aiyaiyo!
Is there some problem, Kissa?
'Why is he dashing off without replying?'
Why is the theater empty?
May be the show has started
So far away!
My elbows have gone for a toss
Couldn't your son find a theater nearby?
[mobile ringing]
Hello? Kissa?
I'm with your parents and sis- Hello?
- Hello? - Damn!
Hey! Look at this
They must have shot the film on a ship too
'That's Kingsley'
'Lollu Sabha Maaran is also acting, huh?'
There must be loads of fun-filled sarcasm in the film
Welcome
To cinema Paradise, sir
Please
My son isn't here yet
He will be here soon, madam
You can come in now
Please
Please take your seats
Excuse me
When will my son get here?
He will definitely be here, madam
'He will be here soon'
'He's on his way'
He talks like he is belching!
Everyone here seem so strange
Stop
Why glare at me? Open the door
Shutting the door on my face after sending me tickets
Forgive me, sir
This is not your show
It is meant for Kissa 47's family
Hey! Do you know who you are talking to?
I know, sir
'Trash Talk' Babu and 'Trash Talk' Mani
You review movies and movie makers
You are recipients of Platinum YouTuber Award
You know all this and yet you blocked us
Shall I close your chapter? I'll make a mock-video on this theatre?
Then it is your wish, sir
You had better be that scared!
Hey! 'Four Eyes' Light is flickering
'Check that first'
'Smoke, drink, drive under the influence of alcohol'
'Win prizes'
'1st prize, death'
'2nd prize, cancer'
'3rd prize, heart attack'
'Consolation prize, jaundice'
[laughing aloud]
Hey!
Be quiet, girls
Sssshhh!
Ma...ma?
Ma...?
Hello there, Kissa
Shucks! These fellows, huh?
My brother from another mother
Want to have a drink?
Get lost, you burger-heads!
"Breeze upwards Breeze downwards"
"Breeze to the side Breeze to the right"
Amma?
"Wind blowing over the house Stinks like hell, plug your nose"
"Look to one side, o' so wild Dump yard with trash messily piled"
"Chick peas biriyani Will you eat along with me?"
[song by Paal Dabba]
'Who the hell are you?'
Has
Ma...?
They are not inside either
Where did they disappear?
Devi?
'Kissa!'
'Krishnamurthy, save me'
[Spanish rap]
- How are you guys here? - 'Hi, everybody'
'There is no country without my entry'
'I know all languages'
'Happy journey'
[In Arabic] I speak all languages
[In Thai] I speak all languages
<Gibberish>
Let's have fun, girls & boys Where is your glass?
Am I pouring porridge or what? Let me pour one by one
This is champagne
- Give me company if you want - Bro
Where are we, bro?
No idea
Cheers!
'The ghost in the theater has trapped us in the movie, bro'
- What are you saying? - I'm ordering ginger tea!
Look over there Chapter - 01 Mask Killer
I'm not able to believe this Are we really inside the movie?
Look there Bigg Boss Varshini
She vowed not to do glamor roles Look how glamorous she is in this film
Bro, why are you gossiping here just like you do in your show?
- She's walking away - Oh no!
The next scene is of her changing in the bathroom
- I saw it in the trailer - Killer came to kill
- Let's watch it 'live' - Killer in action?
Not that Let's watch her change her dress
Bro, we are trapped in a movie
- Come on - Let's think about escaping first
Treat first, think later
Bro, we are heading for a tricky-trap!
- There she goes - Let's go
This is where she went
Where did she go?
Bro
The BGM is changing
Killer...killer is coming
- Come here - Get in there
'Wow...wow...wowww!'
Just watching her legs makes me feel I downed a few pegs
Don't drool over my head
Oh no!
Hey...hey
I'm watching, right? Why are you blocking me?
Get lost!
Mani, come inside
'Come inside, bro'
Stop it! You blocked my view of a beautiful scene
On top of it you're getting angry Let go of me, man
Yov! Let go
Let me go
Is this your first movie? Over acting too much
My head may get scratched Let go of me
'Let me go, man'
Run, bro
Quick...quick
I told you right then
Did you listen to me? Now we are in this bloody mass of a mess
Why is he killing people in real life?
He wanted to go for the baby shower of his sister-in-law in Guduvanchery
I was the one who forced him to come with me, I killed him
How do we escape from here?
[sinister laughter]
Review?
With just a camera and mic in your hand how you trash a film ruthlessly
'The first half was lame The second half was boring'
'I wasn't able to sit in the theater They are killing us'
How many movies would you have killed like this!
This movie shares the same fate
You just can't sit peacefully
You'll have to run for your life
They will kill you
Only if you escape from them and stay alive till the end of the movie
You can come out of this movie
Can you do it?
By the way
This baldy isn't even on my list
'Trash Talk' you trashed your way into this hell hole
The killer is coming to get you!
Run, bro
[triumphant laughter]
What are you looking at?
I don't hear re-recording
This is a safe scene
Listen, only if we stay alive until the title card of this film
He said we can escape
Let's not poke our head into any scene
We can each have a peg or two
Block all exits in our body
And mingle in the crowd
Bro
- Party - Let's have fun
Ladies and gentlemen and distinguished guests
I'm your captain, McDonald
Who is he?
Isn't Prakash Raj the captain in the film?
"Tequila tequila Ultra modern Shakeela"
"Touch me You're lucky"
'Kissa...look at this scene'
Instead of the aunty in the poster this one is a stunner
She drinks beer like a fish takes to water!
I have to share a drink with her
Or I should chew the empty bottle she chucks out and die happily
What happened to you?
Amma
'Amma', huh?
You downed a beer like turning a can of water upside down
How is this possible, madam?
Thank you
Look at this glam dolly who has replaced Trisha
Just check whether she is someone you know
- Disgusting! - Your sister darling?
Yucky!
"Tequila tequila Ultra modern Shakeela"
"Shakeela...Shakeela...Shakeela"
How do you feel, bro?
Is your head spinning?
Your family is here but did you check if your girlfriend is with them?
Is she missing?
Forget that!
Who will die first in your family?
Amma!
Who won't love their mother?
Even dogs and cats do
Okay, focus on your task
I'll bring a garland for your mother's funeral
Bro, we have to stop the party now
- Bend, bro - How will that help?
[Telugu] What happened?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
All of you gathered here please listen to me
In this cruise
There is a killer
As soon as the party ends he plans to kill my mother
If all of you help me I can prevent this
- Please - Hello
Why are you creating a scene here unnecessarily?
Listen, you should enter, enjoy the party and exit
Don't disturb the mood of the party please
Oh my God! Hero of the film
If you don't mind can I call you 'bro'?
- Okay, but what's the problem? - Thanks, bro
Bro, actually a killer is in here, bro
My family is in danger, bro
Please help me, bro, please
Are you fully tanked?
What family? What's the problem? Tell me
Bro
My fam-
1 second, bro
Bro, she's my mom, bro
What? Mom?
[Telugu] I don't even like it when someone calls me 'sister'
And you claim I am your mother!
Don't feel bad
My mother who fasts every Friday evening
Now you're drowning in beer with cucumber as appetizer
Bro! She has waxed her legs, bro
'Raghavan'
Just throw this guy out of this party
He's so silly and irritating
[mocking]
Bro, she failed in 5th grade
In Manthope primary school
Now she talks as if she has memorized Oxford dictionary
My sister, bro
Bro, this is far better, bro
See, bro
Blast!
'Bro'
Why did you entrust him with this massive cruise?
It will sink like the Titanic
- My dad, my father - What? Dad?
You cheat!
Lily, don't be silly
I have no idea who he is
My girlfriend is missing Please help me, bro
No clarity whatsoever in your words
I need clarity first
No one here recognizes you
Do I come across with clarity?
Sir, all of them are playing characters
Sir, this is a movie
Sir, we came to watch a movie and got trapped in it
Sir, first of all you are playing a character
Do you know who you are in real life?
The great, great director Gautham Vasudev Menon!
- Nonsense - Wow, wow, wow!
Boss!
'Vettaiyaadu Vilaiyaadu'
Super-o-soooper, boss
- Who is this joker? - Hey!
You know who sir is?
Raghavan Investigation officer
He has closed 125 cases till now
Kidnapping, raping, murder He didn't miss any of them
# 1 in Asia, you know?
Hey, bro He's so funny, bro
Bro, your name is Kingsley
Using the same modulation Nelson taught you
In every film you make people laugh
- Who is Nelson? - Oh no!
Then his role in 'Jailer 2'
Cut, huh?
Bro...bro
The BGM is changing
I think the killer is coming, bro
Can you hear the score, bro?
Same BGM as the bathroom scene, bro
He'll murder my mom in the next scene, bro
I got it, I'm very clear I will take care of this
- Thanks, bro - He understood
Mark, take this guy away
- Bro, please take care of my mother - Take them out
'Bro...!'
[Telugu] I found my keycard
Please clean the room
Let's clean it!
"Breeze upwards Breeze downwards"
"Breeze to the side Breeze to the right"
"Wind above the home Smelling icky and noisome"
"Right next to the dump yard... Dump yard..."
"Chick peas biryani Are you ready to fight me?"
"Raw mango bite-fight indeed Police uncle made me plead"
"He made beg, asked to sign 2 hours later, stood in a line-"
[Telugu] I am myself a big thief
Who is this Jack Sparrow stealing from me?
"Breeze to the side Breeze to the right"
Oh! You are changing the scene with a radio?
"Stinks to high heaven, plug your nose"
"Look to one side, o' so wild Dump yard with trash messily piled"
"Chick peas biryani"
Hey, bro!
What is this, bro?
I'm not the lady you came looking for, bro
Bro, why bad blood between us?
Bro, this scene is over
Okay?
Rest in peace
God bless
'Attention, all passengers and crew'
'We regret to inform you'
'...that due to unforeseen circumstances'
'The cruise has been abandoned temporarily'
'To rectify this we need at least 2 days'
'Till then, for those inclined'
At a distance of just a few kilometers from here
All arrangements have been made for your stay in Island Hotel
'Interested passengers kindly proceed to the...'
'Life boat station immediately'
Thank you
Wow!
'Nowhere in the world would you have seen such a beautiful place like this'
Who is that?
'But where there is beauty, danger will co-exist too!'
Where are you speaking from?
'My name is Jessica'
'Jessica Sebastian'
My name is Babu
'Trash Talks' Babu
'People who land on this island'
'Tend to go missing in mysterious ways'
'I didn't know when I bought this place'
Oh my God! This is my girlfriend's voice
How are you so sure it is your girl's voice?
Like the bike RX 100, her voice will be heard loud and clear even in a crowd
I'm sure she's in some royal mess That's why her voice is 'voice-over'
Don't panic and topple our boat
This must be Hitchcock Iruthyaraj's trick
Let's get into the island first and search for your girlfriend
Welcome
Welcome, ma'am
- Come soon, Gopal - Welcome
I need a peg first
Welcome to Cuckoo's nest, sir
Are you waiting for someone?
Only for you
Come again?
No, I know you heard me
I don't get it What do you want?
You of course!
Me-
You still don't get it?
She is in love with you
- How did I- - How did you become a detective?
- Hey! - What, sir?
Why are you playing defense when you can hit a six with this ball!
<speaking a strange lingo>
<speaking gibberish>
Calm down, I don't understand what you're saying, do you?
- What is he saying? - Sir, he wants money for his hair cut
This is the trending style now Looking good like cricketer KL Rahul, go
<speaking a strange lingo>
Bro, he is saying this place is dangerous
<Leave this place if you want to live>
He is asking us to leave if we want to live, bro
Okay, but why are you looking down?
That's where I can read the subtitles!
This guy's a whole load of bullshit
'Don't let him go scot-free'
<speaking a strange lingo>
- Welcome to Cuckoo's nest - Thank you
My name is Robert
You can call me for any assistance
'Sure, great I was actually looking for you'
Kins, did you take a good look at him?
He looks like a boulder transported in a 10 tyre-lorry
He will definitely cause danger for us Ask your man to investigate, Kins
Listen, when he entered did you hear the villain theme music that played?
I heard it
Fools! Trying to fool me
'I am the caretaker here for the past 20 years'
Your girl's voice over
That Thailand guy's warning
Taking all this into consideration
In this island
There is some 'maestri'
Isn't that what they say?
Maestri is mason This is 'mystery'
I don't have time to correct your comedy
Listen
This place is amazing
Yeah
Soooper!
- Welcome, Captain - Yeah, thank you
Where is our room?
'Sebastian, take the guests to their rooms'
[ominous laughter]
We landed here in the daytime How did it become dark so fast?
I know, bro
Why is this sudden night effect?
Why did they insert a transition shot?
That witch glared at us and vanished
Smoke is in excess
Check if there is an owl perched on that tree?
[owl hooting]
You are right I just saw it
Confirmed, we've entered the horror genre
Why isn't anyone around?
Bro, we need to meet Gautham sir and inform him of the happenings
- I'll go this side, you go that side - Okay
Shucks!
Oh my God! How beautiful
[stuttering feverishly]
Aiyo! What happened? Are you choking?
No...ooo!
Like dead leaves burnt in winter for warmth you are hot and happening!
I said so in African language
Disgusting!
- Thank you - Welcome
- That will do...for 1 day - Thank you so much
Thank you, baby...bye
"In my heart, you wear the crown, Will you come by noon, not let me down?"
"I will buy you biryani, fresh and hot, Will you ghost me after you lick the pot?"
Yov! She's happily flicking your wallet and you are on a dancing spree?
Funeral pot-head fellow!
I carry 5000 bucks in my wallet to ensure she hugs me daily
Daily she steals Not my wallet
But my big heart!
That's true love
You hold this now
[Thai] True Love!
Get lost!
Even this bear is shooing me!
- Where did he go? - Bro...bro
Kingsley bro Where is your boss, bro?
What do you mean by Kingsley, Bruce lee, mucously?
I am so stressed he left without drinking his coffee
Kaapi
Bro, he always holds a coffee cup in all his movies
But without coffee in it
It's a style, bro
To be frank, I have seen him more often in coffee shops than at his own place!
Who was he with?
You think I'm 'Trash Talks' Babu to gossip?
I am a reviewer!
What?
Won't the coffee cup have coffee in it?
True that!
There is an incense cone inside the coffee cup
So are we really inside a movie?
Is my name Kingsley?
What?
Married?
No
Girlfriends?
Don't tell me
Are you gay?
No, I'm not
'I don't get this, Raghavan'
'A man as handsome as you'
'Still single, I can't believe that!'
'What's your problem?'
'Problem?'
- 'Nothing at all' - Then?
I've been waiting for someone like you, I guess
'What is he upto?'
Is he taking English tuition?
He is trying to pick up my sister
'Looks like they will enter a dream song, come soon'
[Song from 'Khakha Khakha']
"Love of my life, heartbeat I adore I wait for you by the river, encore"
Bro...wait for me, bro
Tell him in English
Bro, will you stop, pleaaaase?
Oh God!
- What? - Sir...sir
You always hold the foot Why holding her hand?
- I'll break your- - Sir...sir
Thank you, sir I don't drink on an empty stomach
- I'll take this apple - What the hell is your problem?
- Okay - Sir
There is a ghost in this island, sir
- Ghost? - Yes
- This place is haunted, sir - Calm down
- Become a big issue - I'll take care of it, okay?
Babe, hold on to that thought
What's the problem with you both?
I can hear my girlfriend's voice over
But I can't find her
- I'll explain to you, come - Please help me, sir
You said there's a killer in the cruise
Now a ghost is a new confusion
What's your problem?
Sir, I told you already My girlfriend is missing
She is somewhere in this island I can take care of that quest, sir
This place is very dangerous, sir
Please take my family away from here back to the ship
Please, sir
- You said your girlfriend's missing? - Yes, sir
Check if she's your girlfriend
Hey...hey!
Sir, Has...Has
This is my girlfriend, sir
[English] He's affected by FPP
I'm sure you have no idea what that means
'Fantasy Prone Personality'
He's living in an extremely imaginary world
He needs some serious counseling
Understood anything I said?
In the end you asked if I understood
I understood that word alone, sir
Get a shower, please
- Goodnight, sir - 'Not for me'
Haaas!
Excuse me Ex...excuse
The girl in that photo
'Her name is Jessica Sebastian'
'She is the owner of this island'
Do you know where she is now?
'I believe many years ago'
She went missing mysteriously
'People claim they can see her in this hotel even to this day'
But I have never seen her
I am working here for the past 10 years
Thank you
Has...Haas....Haaas!
Don't worry We can find her
[single applause]
Super! Fantastic!
Excellent!
[mimicking 'Has' mockingly]
Seeing your performance
Looks like you truly loved her
So if something happens to your girlfriend your chapter is closed, huh?
If you are gone, your family is out of the scene too!
Jolly...jolly...jolly
Looks like the movie will end soon
Dude, it is your love
Run and find her somehow
They are not even letting us rest for a minute
They have changed the scene so soon
That too, an old factory Definitely a fight scene then
Cast Away Tom Hanks?
Previous scene he was fat He's lost weigh now?!
Don't check continuity Nab that fellow first
Catch...catch him
Hey! Stop...stop
Make a quick search
Whoever knows the secret about our island should not be alive for sure
That day you warned us of danger here
Do you know the whereabouts of Jessica madam? Please tell me
Sir, she is my true love
<speaking a strange lingo>
Bro, check the subtitles below
<continues the gibberish>
Bro, what are you looking at?
- Can't see any subtitle - Is that so?
<speaking gibberish>
Why no subtitles?
Bro, subtitles will flash only if we talk to the character in the movie
We are not characters in this film
What do we do now?
You remember first half I will remember the second half
Only character who speaks all languages in this film is 'Lollu Sabha Maaran'
Let's repeat these words to him and trace my girl's whereabouts
- Super idea - 'I can hear some sound here'
- He is here, come - Run...run
Stop...stop
Wait...wait
Oh gawd!
<dying words of gibberish>
<repeating the same gibberish>
Sir, I have this doubt maybe we are in this film too
You mean to say, I'm GVM and you are Kingsley
Gopal, can you stop irritating me?
I don't know how to make you understand
Sir, talk of the 'angel'!
'Let me clear it up'
<repeats the gibberish dialog>
Dude, repeat to sir what you told me
<repeats the strange lingo>
Where are you running off to?
Complete gibberish! What nonsense is this?
Is this your clarity of mind?
Let me clear it up for you Give me your coffee cup
How does this cup have coffee in it?
They are better off!
You're turning out to be an imbecile I have a big problem with that!
What happened?
- It is freezing - Idiot!
Aiyaiyo! I am feeling cold right upto my bones
<gibberish rhyme>
Peeping Toms! Watching a man poop
Give me your phone #s I'll Whatsapp it to you
I feel cold here too Seriously, freezing cold
<repeats the gibberish>
Got it!
There is an important diary in the 3rd floor
That diary has the secrets of this island
Good lord! A huge danger is lurking if you open that diary
What danger?
You didn't tell me beyond this
Oh shucks!
I feel chilled to my bones after you splashed water on my face
Bro, if we can lay our hands on that diary we can get full details about my girlfriend
Correct! But we must stay away from that Pinocchio nose
Sorry, we came in front of you by mistake
Bro, run for your life
[Song from 'Naan Mahaan Alla']
Who switched on the radio in the middle of nowhere?
"I dissolved without melting, lady when your breath caressed me"
"A classic love beyond compare Ignited an uncontrollable desire"
"A sliver of silver lightning flashed its spark enlightening"
[cheering in unison] - Super...super, sir!
What he should do as a hero
You are in his shoes
He is coolly playing the guitar and hitting on your sister
Shucks!
Excuse me
Your feast for the night is ready
Ah! No...no...no
[Telugu] We will roam around the entire island and then come
Pardon me! I do not understand your language
No, which means, we'll walk take a look at the island
- And then we'll come back and have dinner - Right
You can go anywhere in this resort
But you cannot trespass into the 3rd floor
'Not allowed?'
Why not?
Because
It is our management's order
Bro, usual horror movie
They will go to the exact place they are told not to go, bro
Correct, same scene
'That's where we can get the diary'
Bro, before they mess it up we must lay our hands on that diary
- 'Who locked the door?' - How dare you lock me in the toilet!
- 'Open the door' - This is my revenge
- Don't mess with me - 'Capi, don't do this'
Capi...!
Your silly locking antic has ended in this revenge, bro
Sorry, it was just for comedy
Bro, I'm already giving you so much space for your comedy
- It's my mistake - Is this the time or place for comedy?
Bad timing, bro
'Raghavan, come soon'
What?
What the hell!
Cannibals
As a captain, I've sailed many seas
I've never tasted such a delicious fish finger
The cook needs to be gifted with a gold ring
Looks like the cook himself added a ring to his finger
Why is my stomach somersaulting?
What a deadly combo Diamond ring and diarrhea!
Ah! On!
Listen
The ghost theme is on now
They are about to enter that haunted room
Oh shucks!
Superb
[Telugu] Such a huge place in this island?
Look around you
Of course I'm looking around Truly awesome
- [Telugu] Which? - This!
- Dusty yet beautiful - 'I told you right!'
Look at this
Let's go back
Pcccht! Just shut up
[Telugu] God! What is this?
Hey! Look at this!
So many comments asking me to open that box
Those who comment have nothing to lose
If alive, they will say 'Soooper piece'
If dead 'Rest in Peace'
- Yes...yes - Shut up!
As if it will be a true treasure trove!
All of you leave this room No need of all this
You zip your lips!
Hold this
[sound of laughter]
'That's so funny'
'It is really good'
Grandpa...grandpa
Freeze!
I don't kill women and children but I'll blow your head off
If you don't tell me what's going on in this island
Tell me or your brain will scatter to pieces
Why is the killer theme music on again?
- You killed him on the cruise - Yes
You came and fell into the trap so easily, detective
Oh god! Ghost and killer music combo
Don't know what we are in for now
Bro, this is already open Come here, bro
[black magic spell]
Run...run Save your skin
What happened?
What is it? Tell me Did you find the diary?
Oh shucks!
As if they are getting Rs 2000 in the Govt Grocery shop
They are all running this side
Aiyaiyo! He killed her
Close the door
Latch it
Run...run now
[In Telugu] You were speaking the truth Both ghost and killer are here
Where is the diary?
- [shouting in unison] - One person talk
Diary
...is upstairs
Careful!
It slid in here
Who is the Art Director?
Placed indoor plants all over
Oh my God!
Only if we take the diary from this pit we can escape from this island
Not sure how deep this is
I'll push you in Go and check
No, don't
It is pitch dark in there
Not sure if there is enough oxygen
[Telugu] Enough of your build up
Who is going down first?
I'll go
- Super, bro - Excellent
I meant I'll go out
Get lost! The killer is waiting out for you
Good Lord! Then I'm not stepping out
How much ever you look up and down only you should get inside this pit
No other go
'Go further down'
'Down...slide down'
'Slide further down'
'Go...go...keep going'
Go further...down
Kingsley bro, that's the maximum length
Rope isn't enough
[Telugu] What do we do now?
Hello, what is the discussion?
If you had draped a sari like a lady it could've served as rope
How will a mini skirt from a hanky help?
Bro
No...no, no male chauvinist, bro
I have an idea, bro
- What idea? - What's the idea?
'Removing our pant is your idea?'
'Thank God I remembered to wear my undies today!'
It is too tight Loosen up a bit
Loosen it up!
Hey 'Undies boys'
Tighten it up
Tight...tight
Undies boys, let go gently
- [Telugu] Careful - Slowly!
My God!
Lower me now
Loosen the rope
We can't hear you
'Jetty' boys, loose Loosen it
He is asking for juice
With ice or without ice?
Hey loose, loosen it
The rope is not long enough
Let go!
- [Tamil] Pull it up - [Telugu] Pull up
Don't pull me up
Hey! Pull me up
PULL
'Pull'
'Pull harder'
PULL
Gopal, loosen it
'This love is beyond any human experience'
'It is beyond all that So pure and pristine!'
[song from 'Guna']
"Wound has healed of its own accord here"
"What magic is this, my golden deer?"
We shall meet again after interval if you are alive!
[song from 'Parris Jeyaraj']
- Aiyaiyo - Yo...yo...yo yov!
You told me we can get out of this movie only if we are alive
Now you have killed my girlfriend and turned her into a ghost
What is this, Kissa?
You were the one who commented there's no twist at interval point
How many films would you have trashed in a peeing-second?
How is the twist now?
Hahn?
Aiyaiyo! What will you do now?
Will you save your family from the ghost?
Or save your girlfriend who is already a ghost?
The choice is yours
Yovvv...ghost, you crackhead!
"I won't catch the ghost firmly and nail it to the tree"
"I will break your leg ruthlessly"
Is that so?
[manic laughter]
"When we fell in love in joy all the way"
"When I pinched your cheek that day"
"It is etched in my heart somehow without any change even now"
[song from 'Aasai']
[doomful laughter]
Kissa, you kept crucifying every film with your review
Look how he has nailed you now!
He said we can escape if we are alive when film ends
Now he has made your girl into a ghost!
That's it
None of us can escape this jail We are stuck here for good
Until our last breath!
Our chapter is closed
Epilogue of our life
Detective sir
We have some protocols to follow
We have no inclination to shoot you with this gun
'Because you will die in the blink of an eye, right?'
You have to howl in pain and die
Awwww...please!
Bloody well die!
<speaking gibberish>
What?
She has returned
Who?
Jessica
Our ancestors are even more cruel than us
She tormented them and killed them ruthlessly
'If she finds out we trapped her in that diary, she won't spare us either'
You don't have to panic
She cannot come out of that room till the eclipse is over
This time
I will destroy her completely
I need Jessica's diary to do so
Your wish is our command, Mama Kurosawa
Diary
How?
Jessica
Jessica's death statement
'Nowhere in the world would you have seen such a beautiful place like this'
Whose voice is this?
Bro
Your father's voice?
'But where there is beauty, danger too co-exists!'
- What's happening here? - Bro
Night to day transition shot, bro
We are entering flashback, bro
- Super - 100% we'll get a clue
- Check thoroughly - I already did
Look there, a chap is crapping
Forget that crap and come back into the story, bro
Bro, listen Jeep sound
Come, bro Come...come...come
'My name is Jessica'
'Jessica Sebastian'
Oh my God!
Bro...bro
My girlfriend She's alive, bro
- Bro, my girl is alive - Yes
Yaaay!
Stop, man
- Stop, I say - Has
Hey Kissa
Aiyo! Ouch!!
- Has...Has - Call her by her character name
Haaaas!
Call her by her character name
JESSICA!
'Those who land on this island will mysteriously-'
[loud banging on door]
Wait a minute
Won't you let me read a story in peace?
[farting]
Your father has stopped reading the flashback?
What do I care if that man stops, bro?
I'll go, grab the book and read the flashback thoroughly
I'll bring back my girl in the most gallant manner
Soooper
Hey baldie! Is 'Flashback' your mother-in-law's house?
To visit as and when you wish?
Very tough to get the diary in your hand
[jubilant laughter]
That wretched ghost has a twist in store for us again
AIYO!
This entire island should reek of the smell of blood tonight
Light the sacred fire receptacle as soon as the eclipse begins without fail
Your wish is our command, Mama Kurosawa
Why are they showing a full moon all of a sudden?
Maybe before the eclipse is over
If she is not tamed
Her power will exceed manifold
Usual horror films have a scene like this
Maybe it is that scene?
Bro, I have to read the diary and get into the flashback
Wait...wait
Tell me what to do and then go
Ensure the moon doesn't get eclipsed, bro
What is that supposed to mean?
Even God can't do this!
[Telugu] Open the door, please
Matter of life and death and you're knocking
Shit...shit...shit!
Couldn't even peacefully read a stor-
Who are you, man?
'3 days after Halloween'
Roaming around with a gunny bag over your face
Go remove and sleep
I came out half way through I need to download a bit more
Ssssh...ssssh!
Original...original
Original killer
Excuse me, I didn't wash after I finished my big job
2 minutes
You don't have to lend a hand I'm quite capable of washing
Captain, bend
- Bravo! - Captain, throw me that book
'Shucks!'
How was my act? Shall I bend again?
No, stand right there
You and your bad aim!
Aiyaiyo...oh gawd!
I'm burning from my head to toe
If we garnish your back with some onion
...you'll pass off as fried fish in Sundari akka's stall
Burning, eh?
Yes, too much Let me get some breeze
Making fun of my pain, eh?
Is your head spinning?
Stop, I didn't mean it
[song from 'Guntur Kaaram']
Take the diary...take the diary
Oh God! Someone save me
Ouch...help!
Hey!
Half an hour since the machine was switched off and still stamping dung?
Diary
There it is!
Is it that diary?
Let's escape, come
How dare you switch on the fan!
Where is that diary you were looking for?
That half shaved lady has it
Snatch it from her
Darling, watch your step Someone may push you
- Get lost! - Look how she's pushing me away!
Machine again, huh?
[menacing laughter]
Aiyaiyo! On loop mode, huh?
What is happening here?
Why haven't you lit this fire receptacle?
We are waiting for the eclipse to begin
Bloody imbeciles!
The eclipse will end very soon
'No, mama Kurosawa Look at the sky'
'Look at the moon shining bright in the midst of clouds'
He has fooled us with a bulb from the bungalow
Aiyaiyo! 'Kanguva' old hag
This is the usual bang you see in all horror films
Where is that half-shaved aunty who walked away with the diary?
Killer...killer!
Mountain bull is back again
Go and hide there
Effects not enough
What are you doing?
If I give this effect, assuming it's a ghost, he will run away
Same reaction as the reels you shoot
WHERE IS MY DIARY?
The killer has left
Why are you still flickering the light?
I'm not doing it
Hey! Half shaved aunty
- Let me grab the diary from her - Ghost is here now
You won't get this dairy
The same diary
Water
Let me wet my throat a bit
[loud scream]
Oh God!
Where can I hide?
Thank God I found a safe place
No one can find me
Oh my!
Ah! Diary
[Telugu] I don't know where to go
Oh God help me!
Aiyaiyo! He is here
Sonny
You want this?
Oh gawd!
What will happen now?
Somehow save my girl
Please...please...please
I can escape only with the help of this 'cold-lunatic'!
Oh God!
'What the stars foretell today For those born under Cancer sign'
'It is confirmed your wisdom tooth will be pulled and dumped in the canal!'
'Capricorn zodiac'
'Unpardonable sin to trap others and escape for the sake of a mere diary'
'Aquarians, it is confirmed you'll be battered till you're black & blue'
'What the stars foretell ends now, thank you'
'We shall continue after a commercial break'
Diary!
WHERE IS MY DIARY?
- Not me...not me - Maaa...ma?
Ma, stop, killer isn't following you
- Where is the killer? - Gone to eat 'pakoda'!
Give me that diary
He is here and you said he has gone to eat 'pakoda'!
Husband and wife are so similar, run
Sorry, dear
Madam, I have 10 to 15 diaries I got for last New Year
What will I do with your diary?
Trust me, I swear on your diar-
I don't have it
Again, huh?
Leave me alone I don't have your diary
Who is playing football with this diary?
The ghost is right here
Catch
We've found the diary, right? Read it quickly
Wait, bro Where can I sit and read?
Oh no!
Killer!
We are caught
The killer is here
You sold us out, eh?
Killer on one side Ghost on the other
Read the diary, quick!
Everything's fair in war
Give it to me lip to lip
'Nowhere in the world would you have seen such a beautiful place like this'
Someone sitting on my back and reading like this
No one would have seen either!
- Bro - Tell me
We are not getting sucked into flashback mode
I think your father has to read it then
'Nowhere in the world would you have seen such a beautiful place like this'
What? Is your father here?
No, bro, I was mimicking my dad
Is this the time to do mimicry?
'My back is aching Get down'
She's escaping with the diary
Diary...diary! Catch her, bro
[demonic chants]
Hey! Stop
Catch her, bro
[demonic invocation]
Mama Kurusowa, diary
[witchy cackle]
Throw that diary into the fire
If that witch burns the diary my girl can't be saved, bro
Kill them
Bro, what are you doing?
All...the
All...the...weapons
All the weapons are targeted at my neck
Slow motion is for them We are not characters in this film
Ouch!
- What is he doing? - Yes
This is for you
"With my sure-shot target you'll be a coma-wicket"
She's running like an athlete!
"I will save you, my princess dear"
"Oh! The diary is burning to embers here"
You bloody old sorceress! How dare you try to burn my girlfriend!
"May you go to hell where you'll fit real well"
The story is warming up only now
You are simply super!
We must thank the editor, bro
If he hadn't switched to slow motion the diary would be embers now, bro
Capi!
By the time I find this man and make him read the diary...pah!
Peak-a-boo
Let me go, I have to hide
- Is this the time to play hide and seek? - Leave me alone
Please, capi, listen to me We can escape only if you read this
A ghost is roasting me for this diary already
I'll hide under the cot Leave me alone please
- Captain - Yes
You are responsible for saving us But you want to hide instead
How should a captain act?
'A captain should be ready to sacrifice himself for his people'
[excerpts from 'Captain Prabhakaran']
'Not someone who runs for his life'
Read it, you moron
- I'll read it - Here you go
From where should I read?
From which page should I read?
Yes
'Nowhere in the world would you have seen such a beautiful place like this'
'But where there is beauty, danger co-exists too!'
'My name is Jessica'
'Jessica Sebastian'
Oh my God!
Bro...bro, again...again my girlfriend is coming alive
If you stand here, beer bottle will hit your head! Come this side
Stop
Move, you'll get splashed by all the muck and mire here
We are getting hit here Come this side
- Why are they hitting us any which way? - Shut your gob!
I have to rush and save my girlfriend
- Be quiet - Okay, don't lose your cool
Kissa!
'People who land on this island'
'Tend to go missing in mysterious ways'
'I didn't know that when I bought the resort'
Welcome, ma'am Expecting you all
Please come
- Haaaaas - Kissa
- What now? - Call her by her character's name
- 'Jessica' - Thank you
- T-shirt is stained - Can wash it later, come, bro
- [Thai] Welcome - Jessica
- Welcome - Jessica
Look! Tom Hanks is neat-shaved
[In Thai] Who are you? Trespassing prohibited
Smell and check this stink?
Hey...hey...hey!
Hello, everyone
I'm absolutely thrilled to welcome you all
To our beautiful Island Hotel
Jessica...!
Jessica
1 second...1 second I want to talk to you
- Jessica - He'll keep spouting nonsense
Open the topic right away
What is the matter?
You think I'll tell you when it's all about you?
Jessica
This is really important
Jessica, do you know him?
No
- Jessica, listen to me - Who are you?
- Where are you from? - Jessica
Jessica, don't trust any of them
Your life is in danger because of him
Robert
Let them go
What are you trying to say?
Jessica
[loud fart]
- Bro - What is it?
I'm sharing important information and you are doing dirty stuff
It's not me Continue, go on
Jessica
[another fart sound]
What's this? How can I tell her if you keep 'bombing' like this?
I swear, it's not me
If it isn't you, who then?
Captain, where are you going not reading the diary?
- Aiyaiyo! I have to hit the loo - Oh gawd! The ghost is here too
- Wait...wait - Don't play games at this crucial time
- Oh no! - Here you go
- For emergency, crap in this - In this?
I'm a captain, man
You used to take water in a coconut shell and poop near the railway tracks
- Get that board, bro - Sit down
- Sit down, captain - It's coming
You don't understand the predicament we are in
Captain, quick The ghost is here
'I can't stop midway Ask her to come later'
What the hell did you eat, man?
Hold it properly Nonstop download!
Don't spill on the floor
- WHERE'S MY DIARY? - Kissa, careful
'Nowhere in the world would you have seen such a beautiful place-'
Continue from where you left
Oh! Is that so? My mistake
- Where are you going? - He asked me to continue where I left
This is where I dropped bombs! Didn't you hear?
Continue the story from where you left
Oh no!
Hurry up, captain Otherwise we are all done for
Read it fast, you are sitting as if you are in a library
I'm crapping in mid-air and you're asking me to read now
Just read it, man
'Behind this resort'
'I discovered an old garage only today'
'Witnessing the horrific events taking place there'
'My intestines turned inside out'
'Every missing person so far'
'These people have killed and feasted on them mercilessly'
'They are cannibals'
- What is this location? - There she goes!
Has!
- Has! - Kissa
- What, I say? - Call her by her character's name
Jessica
- Jessica - 'The horrors taking place here'
'I decided to somehow expose them to the outside world'
Do you know why we made you buy this resort?
To prepare your guests and offer as feast for our ancestors
How can I let you live after you tried to stop that?
- Hey! - Mountain buffalo!
- Kissa...Kissa - Hit him hard
Turn him around I'll kick him where it hurts most
Catch her
Don't stop, run
Jessica, wait...wait
'Like a deer caught in the headlights'
'With no means of escape, I screamed'
'I screa-'
'That man has stopped reading again'
Yov! What are you doing instead of reading the flashback?
Sugar patient
Bladder full Last pee-drop
Excuse me, can I get water to wash my butt?
Shut up
"When we fell in love in joy all the way"
"When I pinched your cheek that day"
"It is etched in my heart somehow without any change even now"
[song from 'Aasai']
"Silk sari and finery About gold and silver jewelry"
"I fought with you foolishly"
"I can see it all so clearly"
"Sweet jasmine fragrant"
"Golden moon radiant"
"Let's chat heart to heart on our wedding night, sweetheart"
'I screamed my throat hoarse But no one came to my rescue'
'I slowly lost any hope of escaping from this island'
'But even if I am not alive Truth shouldn't die'
'Whoever gets this diary'
'Please put an end to these monsters'
'In the many lives lost here let mine be the last'
'Let this be the last time to make horror movies with a diary as muse'
Ssshhhh!
- Please help me - I'm here to save you
Sssshhhh!
[clattering sound]
What's that noise?
She tricked us and escaped
Hey!
She jumped out and escaped
No way she could have jumped from this height
Hey! Who the hell are you?
Where did you spring from?
'Open the door'
- Open the door - 1 second
'Open the door'
You dare burn my girlfriend and turn her into a ghost?
No more flashbacks My girlfriend is NOT a ghost anymore!
Come on, hurry up
Fire!
Has! Hey...Has
Has...hey! Look at me
Has! Hey!
Open your eyes Look at me
Has! Has!
Are you okay, dear?
- Man-eater! - What is she saying?
She thinks you are a man-eater, bro
Move aside, bro
Don't get scared It's nothing, you're okay
- This is not a safe place - It's a safe place
- This hotel has man-eaters - Listen to me
- We should leave - It's all over
- 'Raghavan'
Raghavan
The hero who disappeared in the interval is showing up during the climax
- Raghavan - It's okay, don't be afraid
I really think we'll be okay
It's okay It's all over now
Who are they?
I'll explain everything Don't panic
- Sir - Hey Gopal
They made me walk like this for 10 long kilometers, sir
Somebody help him
Why are you spitting 'beeda' juice through your nose?
The happy ending in the movie where everyone laughs in unison
- That's the scene now - Movie?
- Yes, dear - 'Attention, passengers'
Get ready, guys
Cruise is ready
Yeah!
The movie is about to end
Now comes the director card
Director's card is on screen
Cheese!
'Raghavan!'
Man-eater!
Run
- Run - Wait...wait
Hey...hey!
No...no
Ma...!
Well and truly caught!
Yov! The movie has ended and the director's card was shown
How did they come back to life?
I feel ashamed
I feel really ashamed
Kissa 47 doesn't know logic?!
Your girlfriend died, became a ghost and killed those man-eaters
You barged in like a hero to save her
Won't they come back alive too?
Yov!
Aiyo!
How do we get out of the film?
How will the film end without the villain dying?
Before the rolling titles end you must kill all the man-eaters
If not, the film will continue as 'part 2'
DD never ends
[jubilant laughter]
What, bro?
While we were catching up they have caught your family
I'll give only you 1 more chance
Promise to stop reviewing films
I promise not to kill you
You want me to stop reviewing?
I can't do that
I've already mocked films starring top heroes
Their fans have t(h)rashed me in the comments section
They've glared at me and stoned me on the streets
Even then I didn't stop reviewing
If you make a proper film why will I deride you, junk of a jerk?
I know how to escape and exit from this film
Let me go
Who the hell are you? Your torture seems never ending?!
Aiyaiyo!
Turn it off
[Telugu] It is closing in on us
Oh Lord Balaji, save me!
Jesus...Allah Someone save me
Call only one God for help
Don't confuse the Gods
'It has stopped'
Why is it so misty?
- Are we in Kodaikanal? - You tattered mouth!
We escaped from them and we are back to square one, their hideout!
Jump out, they will split open our skulls and freeze our brains!
Come on, run fast
Hurry up!
Hey!
Come on
Look, the rolling titles are on now
Come soon, bro
[loud cackle]
Sssshhhh!
Yov! Whose crap is this?
Their crap of course
Hey baldy, come
Come...come, careful
- I'm unable to take it off - It hurts
Wait, let me get some tool
[Telugu] Hurry up
'Make it fast They may come back'
'Come...come'
Quick...quick
Here
How did it turn off so soon?
One more try
[Telugu] What are you doing?
'Make it fast They will come anytime now'
- Help me - I will make it work this time
Please, anna Here, come this side
It stopped again
- Anna - Captain?
Come here for a minute
Just 1 minute
I would've preferred to die in their hands
Go bring something else and cut it right now
Oh my God!
Come soon
Cut my chain Hurry up
Come soon
Let's escape before they chase us, please
Hey...hey
If we go and hide rolling titles will-
Hiding is not an option
We can escape only if we kill the remaining three villains
How?
FIGHT!
This is not a movie to fight and kill them
Didn't you see his power?
We need to do something else We have to set a trap
[Telugu] All of them are coming
How do you set a trap now?
I have an idea
To get all of us trapped together?
- No - You want to get caught all by yourself?
My single idea
...will change the whole game
[beep sound]
Who is that madcap...
...turning on the indicators and playing in a run-down car?
[beep sound continues]
Aiyo!
It worked in our favor
I love you, da
- Hey! Hold on - Why?
Look here
- They are coming, Raghavan - Crossover...cross over
[beep sound]
Wherever I sit, they honk and give away my hiding place
Where will I hide now?
Run...run
Dammit, guys
2 for me 3 for you
Are they feeding us egg 'bonda'?
Why are you keeping tabs on this?
We are even-steven now
Let's die together
Rest in peace
- Escape - What?
Plan A goes for a toss!
What is the next plan?
That trio is chasing us
'I am talking to you and you are happily fiddling with a paint can'
[tribal gibberish]
[tribal lingo]
Oh shucks!
Just miss!
He is standing correctly in the wrong place
Oh no!
Achacho!
Thank God!
Bro
He has found out It is over, bro
Release
Yes!
Crane operator list is up now
We need to kill 2 more
Hey, wait...wait Jessica, wait
Don't come Don't come
'They have poured something on the floor'
'My legs are stuck'
What is this place?
Oh no!
Bro, this is GVM's game
Plan C - Blast the entire building
We asked him to set up a trap for them
He got us into this mess and left
RAGHAVA!
Run for your life
'We are almost at the climax!'
Cool, bro Chill, bro
Look over there There's a window, bro
We can do a summer cut and escape from that side
Yes, keep motivating like that
Stay still, bro I'm coming
Give me your foot, bro
I'm not able to lift my foot
Go and swing for sometime
'He is coming close to me'
Here, get stuck
There, hug your luck
The stunt master's name is rolling now
'Make it fast'
Yes, bro
'Wait, wait Slowly...slowly'
Place the other foot on the tin
Yes...good
Slow and steady
Nice and easy like in the circus
Take it easy
Jump
Kissa
- How will I come over? - Sorry, bro
Move this side
Get onto that cycle and come, bro
'Didn't you get any other vehicle?'
Now jump ahead
Bro, jump with a summer cut
- Jump to the front, bro - Okay, done
What is this? I am springing back to the top
Come on, come on, come on
Oh shucks!
Bro, rolling titles is about to end
You are jumping up and down like a monkey
- Jump, bro - Yes
Even the names of the catering helpers is up now
Before the End card comes up kill them and save your family
I'll take care of him
What do you mean? A bomb is ticking inside, bro
This Babu is stuck here because of his 'Trash Talks' in YouTube
Upload a post on social media to ensure no one else should talk like me
That will do for me
"Egg of a dino"
"Shape of your head, bro"
"If you blast to many a piece may you rest in peace"
"We had lots of fun You and me, under the sun"
- BRO - No!
"Finally, way too fast to go you died in the blast, bro"
"Trash Talk Baldy mate Your big mouth sealed your fate"
"In a blast, many a piece May you rest in peace"
"My fella...ciao Goodbye, time to go"
DD Next Level!
Bro...!
You are dead meat today, man-meat eater!
Are these guys immortals?
'Raghavan'
Amma!
Appa!
Devi!
Haaas!
Has
No!
This is not epilogue
Prologue!
'I'll be back'
With more power and strength
I will return to finish this mission
Sir...sir
Sir, help me, sir
You cannot break this sequel
[boastful laughter]
You say the sequel will break only if the villain dies
But if the hero featuring in part 2
...dies in part 1
The sequel will be broken
This is my verdict!
If you have a doubt will you call Nolan and check?
Hey, you...you...you!
Ghost...crack-pot
Where is my family?
A bad movie with a good review cannot become a hit
A good movie with a bad review can never end up as a flop
A good movie will be a box office hit Do you get it, junk of a jerk?
If you still want to take your revenge on me
'Do whatever you want with me But let go of my family'
'Please'
[psychotic laughter]
Only those who know cinema like the back of their hand
...should be a reviewer
You are the best reviewer
- Where did all of them go? - True that!
- No one is here - Where have they vanished?
- Very strange - Movie hasn't started
'Operator Start the show, man'
How long do we sit here?
Hey, Krishna
Where are you coming from?
Why are you shushing like goat trotters in a pressure cooker?
What happened to you?
How will you review without watching the movie?
Did someone else give it a bad review like you do?
- He may even hit us, run - May be the producer bribed him
Let's praise the film
I'll do that...first go
- Go - Don't hassle me
Leave
Sir...sir...sir
Oh! Special show for everyone?
Greetings, colleagues
Worth watching
The movie is soooper You can watch it twice
You can watch it with family
Good...good
Worth watching It is soooper!
Hey, Kissa
Have 2 special horns sprouted on your head?
You had a separate show screened just for your family?
- Call the theater manager - Rangan cheta, green monster peeping out
Then what?
You want to watch the movie ahead of us
Upload your review earlier and get max views, eh?
Are all of us tomato sauce?
Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander
You watch the movie first, upload the review and get lorry load of views, bro
Forget your wisecracks Will the movie run?
Step inside and have fun
The knife comes close to your eyes in 3D, right?
- They stab it straight - Really?
What is that new technology?
- Let's watch - All yours
- Good bye, Rangan cheta - Seems like a great movie
Worth watch
God bless you, mamay!
"Porridge prepared as a treat"
"Eyes and ears can have a feast"